The Grinch may be famously terrible but his lack of Christmas cheer can remind us of everything we love about the holidays, which is why we have collected all the best Grinch captions for your next post. And if you are looking for Grinch quotes from “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Grinch Quotes from “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas”
“Hate, hate, hate. Double hate. Loathe entirely.” — The Grinch
“If you utter so much as one syllable, I’LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you’d like to fax me, press the star key.” — The Grinch
“Maybe Christmas (he thought) doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more.” — The Grinch
“And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least. Oh, no. I’M SPEAKING IN RHYME!” — The Grinch
“Christmas Day will always be just as long as we have we.” — Narrator, The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
“Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!” — The Grinch
Am I just eating because I’m bored?” — The Grinch
“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” — The Grinch
“Tomorrow is Christmas. It’s practically here!” — The Grinch
That is not a chew toy!” — The Grinch
It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?” — The Grinch
“4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one. 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me. I can’t cancel that again. 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. — The Grinch
“I don’t need anything more for Christmas than this right here. My family.” — Lou Lou Who
“Santa, don’t forget the Grinch. I know he’s mean and hairy and smelly, and his hands are cold and clammy, but I think he’s kinda… sweet.” — Cindy Lou Who
“It came without ribbons, it came without tags. It came without packages, boxes, or bags.” — The Grinch
Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” — The Grinch
“I’m all toasty inside.” — The Grinch
“Stupid. Ugly. Out of date. This is ridiculous. If I can’t find something nice to wear I’m not going.” — The Grinch
“No matter how different a Who may appear, he will always be welcomed with holiday cheer.” — Cindy Lou Who
“What is that stench? It’s fantastic.” — The Grinch
“That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? That’s what it’s always been about. Gifts, gifts… gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I’m saying? In your garbage. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice. The avarice never ends! ‘I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue.’ Look, I don’t wanna make waves, but this whole Christmas season is…” — The Grinch
“One man’s toxic sludge is another man’s potpourri.” — The Grinch
“Kids today. So desensitized by movies and television.” — The Grinch
“Bleeding hearts of the world unite.” — The Grinch
“Holiday who-be what-ee?” — The Grinch
“I could use a little social interaction.” — The Grinch
“Give me that! Don’t you know you’re not supposed to take things that don’t belong to you? What’s the matter with you? You some kind of wild animal?” — The Grinch
“I’m an idiot. You’re an idiot!” — The Grinch
“Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? Wrong-o. I merely noticed that you’re improperly packaged, my dear.” — The Grinch
“HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” — The Grinch
“You can’t hurt Christmas, Mr. Mayor because it isn’t about the gifts or the contests or the fancy lights. — Lou Lou Who
“No one should be alone on Christmas.” — Cindy Lou Who
“Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” — The Grinch
“I am the Grinch that stole Christmas… and I’m sorry.” — The Grinch
“Blast this Christmas music! It’s joyful and triumphant.” — The Grinch
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Elf Captions, Christmas Movie Quotes, Christmas Party Captions and Christmas Lights Captions.
Grinch Captions
Merry Grinchmas to all!
My heart grew three sizes just thinking about the Grinch.
All I got for Christmas was a lousy attitude
All wrapped up in my grinchy vibes
Sleigh-no
I’m just here for the roast beast
Feelin’ green with it
Can’t handle the Grinch cuteness!
The Grinch stole the show and my heart.
Being Grinchy isn’t always a bad thing; it’s a reminder to stay true to yourself.
Let’s get Grinchy and spread some holiday cheer!
Keep calm and Grinch on.
Roastbeast
The Grinch is my spirit animal.
The Grinch may be misunderstood, but that doesn’t mean he can’t teach us valuable lessons.
Sneer
Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store. But this attitude sure does
Not feelin’ it
Spread kindness like the Grinch spreads holiday cheer.
Find joy in the simplest of things, just like the Grinch.
100% Grinch
I’m not the Grinch, but I’m related by attitude
Mistle-nope
My heart may be two sizes too small, but my sense of humor is on point.
Humbug
Naughty list boss
Dare to be different, just like the Grinch.
Got myself a Grinch latte – extra bitter
Grinchified
It’s not a phase, mom! This is the real Grinch
Max, fetch me my sassy pants!
Welcome, Christmas, bring your cheer. Cheer to all Whos far and near.
Where are you, Christmas? Why can’t I find you?
All I want for Christmas is a little less Grinch.
Warning: Grinching in progress.
You’ll be as friendly as a sea sponge, with this Grinchy little caption.
Seasonal scrooge
Sleigh-ing the Grinch game with this caption.
Cutest Grinch in town.
Whatever
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but we love your style.
My holiday Spirit? Must’ve been a wrong turn at Albuquerque
Pop, pop, jingle bells, pop; Pop, pop, beware, it’s the Grinch’s tinkling time.
When life gives you Grinches, make Grinchade.
Green with envy.
Fahoo Fores, Dahoo Dores, welcome, Christmas, come this way!
Sometimes all you need is a little Grinch-time to appreciate what really matters.
Stealing the show like I stole Christmas
Grinch-approved.
Christmas, Christmas time is near, so let’s spread some Grinchy cheer.
Green is the new jolly.
Grinch mode: activated.
Flaunting my lack of cheer, deal with it
Grumpy 24/7
Plotting my Christmas heist
When you try to be festive but deep down, you’re still the Grinch
Slay-bells
My heart’s growing… JK, still tiny
Even the Grinch can’t resist the holiday spirit.
Keepin’ it grinch
No joy allowed
Grinch mode: On
Having a Grinch-tastic day!
My mood’s greener than these Christmas wreaths
Who knew the Grinch could be so cute?
Love at first Grinch sight.
Waiting for Santa to drop down the chimney like
Naughty, but nice.
You’re as cuddly as a cactus, you’re as charming as an eel; Mr. Grinch, you’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
Cutie with a Grinchy booty.
Sending Grinchy hugs and cuddles.
Too cool for yule
Sweeter than a roast beast
Who needs Christmas spirit when you’ve got this much sass?
Too cute to be a Grinch.
Ding Dong! It’s time for a Grinch-inspired caption.
Stealing hearts since [year].
Yuletide yikes
I’ve got more scrooge than spirit, and what about it?
Holiday mischief.
Festive? Nope
Moody holiday
If you need me, I’ll be Grinching and chilling.
Cindy Lou Who’s older, edgier cousin, that’s who
Who-liday what?
In a world full of Whos, be a Grinch.
Don’t be a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
Too cool for Yule.
Embrace your inner Grinch and let your uniqueness shine.
Grinch wisdom: It’s not about the presents, it’s about the presence.
Deck the halls with bouts of Grinchness
Who-ville who?
Not merry, just bright
Just another Grinch with resting feast face
Feeling festive, yet Grinchy.
When in doubt, blame the Grinch.
Oh, bother Christmas
Cindy Lou Who? More like Cindy Lou No
Mood: Grinch before his heart grew
Sassy since birth
In a world full of cheer, be a Grinch with a mission.
Grouch
Your heart may be two sizes too small, but your impact can be immeasurable.
The Grinch stole my heart.
Cindy-Lou who?
Feeling grinchy, might delete later… or not
Resting Grinch face activated
Just call me Mr. Steal Your Presents
Sorry, my heart’s three sizes too small today
Who needs mistletoe when you have a Grinchy smile?
Grinch life.
Feeling Grinchy today, but in a good way!
Smiling like the Grinch on Christmas morning.
Silent night, finally
The Grinch stole my heart, but he can’t steal my Christmas joy.
Let’s make this holiday a little less Who-villain more Grinch-tastic
Heart-shrinker
Cheer-free zone
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch, but I still love you.
Who-holiday? More like no-holiday
From zero to Grinch in one Christmas song
“Noise, noise, noise!” – me at any holiday party
Season’s greetings from your favorite holiday hater
Putting the ‘green’ in seasonal spirit
Feeling Grinchy.
Sleighing the holidays on my own terms
Nope, still not feeling the Christmas cheer
So that is it for our list of Grinch Quotes and Captions. We hope you found the perfect one!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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