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120 Cute Newborn Captions for Instagram for That Bundle of Joy

If you’ve got a brand new bundle of joy and are taking photos of everything they do, you’re going to need the best newborn captions for your next post. Luckily, we have put together a list of all the best newborn captions for Instagram to help you out.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite one.

Newborn Captions for Instagram

You have given me the toughest job on the earth.

Isn’t it love at first sight? Sure, it is!

The greatest gifts come in the smallest packages.

His hands stole my heart. His little feet ran away with it.

We made a wish, and you came true.

Little ray of sunshine.

The smile of a baby can melt the coldest heart.

How wonderful life is, now you’re in the world.

You will be the mark that I will be leaving in the world.

With your first breath, you took ours away.

This one has touched us with love.

Oh hi! I’m a needy baby and I want things.

It’s an incredible feeling when I hold you in my arms.

Holding my baby is like a holding a piece of heaven.

Here’s my baby’s first photo.

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And our lifelong adventure begins.

When life gets me down, I think of this face.

Hold me tight. Kiss me good night.

Babies change everything.

Babies are bits of stardust.

From head to toe, you are the happiness I know.

Sweet little baby has rocked my whole world.

Within no time, you have become the first priority in our lives.

Our little one has arrived to add giggles to our lives.

Your tiny adventures always keep us in stitches.

Thank you for choosing us as your parents!

Today, I witnessed a fairy tale come true.

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It was love at first sight.

We have no words to express our new joy of life.

This is our happily ever after.

A perfect gift wrapped in love has been put in my arms.

The loveliest part of our destiny has arrived.

You’re my favourite reason ever to lose sleep.

From small beginnings come great things.

A fairy tale came true the moment I gave birth to you.

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Our world has become a better place with the new member.

It’s the best feeling.

You’re everything I never knew I wanted.

Nobody else but you matters the most.

Our family is now complete.

World changer and crib shaker.

Our baby has added fresh happiness to every day of our life.

Sometimes, what matters lies in the tiniest thing.

Let me love you a little more before you’re not little anymore.

Proud to announce that I am the mother of this bundle of joy.

Be yourself. There’s no one better.

Ten little toes and ten perfect fingers.

Your first breath has taken mine away.

The great thing about a baby is everything.

The sweetest little part of destiny.

Keep calm, our baby has arrived.

New member of the tribe.

You are my sunshine.

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Happiness is born at our home.

A huge miracle in such a tiny person.

New star comes to the planet.

You’ve marked the beginning of my whole world.

You were the missing piece to our puzzle.

We have grown by two feet. Excited!

The tiniest, little feet left the biggest footprints on my heart.

You’re so small, yet you take up my entire heart.

We dreamt it and it’s now a reality.

Made them ourselves.

It’s the little things that matter…like little fingers and little toes.

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This home runs on cuddles and caffeine.

Welcome, my heart and soul.

Sorry, the sleep you ordered is out of stock.

The days are long, but the years are short.

If you like these newborn captions, you might also like our lists of New Mom Captions, Kid Captions, Babymoon Captions, Birthday Captions and Party Captions.

Short Newborn Captions

It’s a wonderful life.

Wild thing, I think I love you.

Best surprise ever.

Mommy’s coffee date.

Mommy is my bestie.

Pretty fly for a little guy.

I woke up this cute.

Made with love.

My cute little champ!

100% Milk-a-vore.

Hello, I’m new here!

Spit happens.

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Alexa, change my diaper.

The snuggle is real.

New to the Crew.

Future crawler.

Tiny but mighty.

Baby happens. Coffee helps.

From baby bump to baby rump.

Vote for me.

The cuddle is real.

I now believe in love at first sight.

Eat, nap, repeat.

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Baby’s first toothless smile.

God’s grace in a tiny face.

But first, milk.

All mommy wanted was a backrub.

But first, milk.

Storm Pooper.

New to the crew.

Naptorious K.I.D.

This dude is about to eat his fist

Milk Drunk.

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2am. Party. My Crib. Don’t be late.

Be still, my heart!

Small but mighty.

Be still my heart!

Itty bitty and so pretty

I shizzled for rizzle.

This baby runs on milk.

Dream big little one.

You are my sunshine.

Hello, I’m new here!

Instructions not included.

Chubby thighs and pretty eyes.

Storm Pooper.

Beautiful flower.

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Now I believe in angels.

The snuggle is real.

Tax deduction.

I just did 9 months on the inside.

Eat. Sleep. Poop. Repeat.

Do you like it? We made it ourselves.

Short Newborn Quotes for Instagram

“Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart.” —Winnie the Pooh

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.” — Ed Howe

“I’m a walking zombie and I think I’m going to be like that for a while.” — Tiffani Thiessen

“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.” — Maurice Johnston

“Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful.” — Charles Osgood

“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” — Billy Madison

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” —Carl Sandburg

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.” — Milwaukee Journal


“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.” — Shannon Fife

“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” —Johnny Depp

“I love you forever. I’ll like you for always. As long as I’m living, my baby you’ll be.” —Robert Munsch

“People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don’t have one.” — Leo Burke

“Having a new baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate.” — Anne Lamott

“Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.” — Ambrose Bierce

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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” — Milton Berle

“No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.” — Amy Leslie

“Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains.” –Shakespeare

“Sleep is like the unicorn — it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.” — Dr. Seuss

“All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood—all of them are true.

“Babies are amazing. They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise.” —Julia Roberts

“Don’t ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby’s smile is just gas.” — Jill Woodhull

“A crying baby is the best form of birth control.” — Carole Tabron

So there you have it! Our list of the best Newborn Captions for Instagram! Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share that amazing photo of your newborn!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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