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150 Cute and Short Baby Quotes for Instagram


Nothing beats an adorable baby photo! And for those moments when you have one that you want to share with the world, we have gathered all the best cute and short baby quotes for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best sayings about babies for when someone else has said it best first

Short Baby Quotes for Instagram

“Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart.” —Winnie the Pooh

“You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants.” — Billy Madison

“I’m a walking zombie and I think I’m going to be like that for a while.” — Tiffani Thiessen

“A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.” — Maurice Johnston

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“Babies are always more trouble than you thought — and more wonderful.” — Charles Osgood

“Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.” — Ed Howe

“A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.” — Milwaukee Journal

“Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents.” — Shannon Fife

“Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.” — Ambrose Bierce

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“The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.” —Johnny Depp

“I love you forever. I’ll like you for always. As long as I’m living, my baby you’ll be.” —Robert Munsch

“A baby is God’s opinion that the world should go on.” —Carl Sandburg

“Having a new baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate.” — Anne Lamott

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“People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don’t have one.” — Leo Burke

“No animal is so inexhaustible as an excited infant.” — Amy Leslie

“Babies are amazing. They begin each day all warm and sleepy, smelling of promise.” —Julia Roberts

“Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains.” –Shakespeare

“I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle.” —Vincent Van Gogh

“All those cliches, those things you hear about having a baby and motherhood—all of them are true. And all of them are the most beautiful things you will ever experience.” —Penelope Cruz

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“She got that cute face, chubby waist, thick legs n shape, rump shaking both ways, make you do a double take.” –Missy Elliot

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” — Milton Berle

“Don’t ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby’s smile is just gas.” — Jill Woodhull

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“Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face.” — Olivia Wilde

“You never know when you’re gonna get crapped on or when you’re gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics. It might be like living with a drug addict.” — Blake Lively

“A crying baby is the best form of birth control.” — Carole Tabron

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“Sleep is like the unicorn — it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.” — Dr. Seuss

“They eat, they crap, they sleep. And if they’re crying, they need to do one of the three and they’re having trouble doing it. Real simple.” — Matthew McConaughey

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Maternity Photo Shoot Captions, Baby Bump Captions, Pregnancy Captions, Baby Shower Captions and Funny Baby Captions.

Short Baby Sayings for Captions

  • Little ray of sunshine.
  • From small beginnings come great things.
  • The smile of a baby can melt the coldest heart.
  • How wonderful life is, now you’re in the world.
  • We made a wish, and you came true.
  • You are my sunshine.
  • His hands stole my heart. His little feet ran away with it.
  • For this child, we have prayed.
  • Babies are bits of stardust.
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  • When life gets me down, I think of this face.
  • With your first breath, you took ours away.
  • Sorry, the sleep you ordered is out of stock.
  • You’ve marked the beginning of my whole world.
  • Be yourself. There’s no one better.
  • It’s the little things that matter…like little fingers and little toes.
  • This home runs on cuddles and caffeine.
  • Welcome, my heart and soul.
  • Sometimes, what matters lies in the tiniest thing.
  • Nobody else but you matters the most.
  • You’re everything I never knew I wanted.
  • This is our happily ever after.
  • The sweetest little part of destiny.
  • Let me love you a little more before you’re not little anymore.
  • The great thing about a baby is everything.
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  • You were the missing piece to our puzzle.
  • The days are long, but the years are short.
  • Babies change everything.
  • World changer and crib shaker.
  • Hold me tight. Kiss me good night.
  • From head to toe, you are the happiness I know.
  • It’s the best feeling.
  • You will be the mark that I will be leaving in the world.
  • The greatest gifts come in the smallest packages.
  • The tiniest, little feet left the biggest footprints on my heart.
  • It’s an incredible feeling when I hold you in my arms.
  • Sweet little baby has rocked my whole world.
  • You’re my favourite reason ever to lose sleep.
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  • Your tiny adventures always keep us in stitches.
  • You’re so small, yet you take up my entire heart.
  • Oh hi! I’m a needy baby and I want things.
  • Holding my baby is like a holding a piece of heaven.
  • The Force (of Cuteness) is strong in this one.
  • Do you like it? We made it ourselves.
  • Eat. Sleep. Poop. Repeat.
  • Chubby thighs and pretty eyes.
  • Wild thing, I think I love you.
  • I just did 9 months on the inside.
  • I now believe in love at first sight.
  • My parents think they’re in charge. They’re so cute.
  • Instructions not included.
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  • Ain’t no Mama like the one I’ve got.
  • All mommy wanted was a backrub.
  • I am proof Daddy doesn’t play video games all the time.
  • Last name ‘Ever,’ first name ‘Cutest.
  • Ain’t no daddy like the one I’ve got.
  • From baby bump to baby rump.
  • Shhh, don’t tell my parents… but I’m winning.
  • Ain’t no baby like the one I got.
  • Of course I’m cute! Have you seen my Mommy?
  • I’m made of sugar (and a little bit of spice!).
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  • Hello, I’m new here!
  • This dude is about to eat his fist
  • Thanks for promoting me to be a parent.
  • Just realized what little humans we used to be
  • This baby runs on milk.
  • Sentenced to 9 months — released early for good behaviour.
  • 2am. Party. My Crib. Don’t be late.
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  • If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart.
  • Feeling cute. Might scream later.
  • Those chubby cheeks and sparkling eyes.
  • Baby’s first toothless smile.
  • It’s too early for this kind of cuteness?
  • The definition of perfection
  • My baby’s smile works like magic for me.
  • Here comes the sunshine of our family.
  • They said raising a baby is the toughest job. I accept it.
  • My new world starts with you.
  • Thank you for choosing me.
  • I promise to be on your side now and forever.
  • Mama Bear’s baby bear.
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  • It’s the little things in life.
  • Dream big, little one.
  • No matter how big you get, you’ll always be my baby.
  • Her little hands stole my heart, and her little feet ran away with it.
  • Fairy tales do come true.
  • Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  • She gets it from her mama.
  • You can outgrow a mother’s lap, but never her heart.
  • Now I genuinely believe in love at first sight.
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  • Little boy with much joy.
  • You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
  • Dear past, I hold the future in my hands.
  • I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day.
  • Home is where my baby is.
  • Little hands and much love.
  • She creates her own sunshine.
  • I found the right place in a whole new world.
  • I am proof that God answers prayers.
  • Babies are a link between angels and humans.
  • Perfect toes and tiny little baby feet
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  • Twinkle twinkle little star, my oh my, how loved you are.
  • You are hereby charged with being exceptionally cute.
  • You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
  • Fresh out of the oven and ready for snugglin’.
  • A wonderful miracle happened to me, that is YOU.
  • In his mother’s lap for a moment, but her heart a lifetime.
  • Got my mind on my mommy and my mommy on my mind.
  • The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts.
  • My heart now forever walks outside of my chest.
  • Babies are rainbows bursting through the stormy skies.
  • You are what I would define as perfection.
  • Mommy’s coffee date.
  • Beautiful flower.
  • Future crawler.
  • It’s a wonderful life.
  • Pretty fly for a little guy.
  • But first, milk.
  • You are my sunshine.
  • The cuddle is real.
  • Mommy is my bestie.
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  • God’s grace in a tiny face.
  • Baby happens. Coffee helps.
  • Storm Pooper.
  • Hello, I’m new here!
  • New to the Crew.
  • But first, milk.
  • Made with love.
  • Be still, my heart!
  • Vote for me.
  • Milk Drunk.
  • Eat, nap, repeat.
  • Spit happens.
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  • Best surprise ever.
  • New to the crew.
  • 100% Milk-a-vore.
  • Naptorious K.I.D.
  • Storm Pooper.
  • The snuggle is real.
  • Tiny but mighty.
  • I woke up this cute.
  • Alexa, change my diaper.
  • I shizzled for rizzle.
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  • Be still my heart!
  • The snuggle is real.
  • Now I believe in angels.
  • Dream big little one.
  • Tax deduction.
  • My cute little champ!
  • Itty bitty and so pretty
  • Small but mighty.
  • We dreamt it and it’s now a reality.
  • We have no words to express our new joy of life.
  • Our world has become a better place with the new member.
  • This one has touched us with love.
  • Happiness is born at our home.
  • Made them ourselves.
  • It was love at first sight.
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  • New member of the tribe.
  • A fairy tale came true the moment I gave birth to you.
  • Today, I witnessed a fairy tale come true.
  • The loveliest part of our destiny has arrived.
  • And our lifelong adventure begins.
  • Isn’t it love at first sight? Sure, it is!
  • Your first breath has taken mine away.
  • Keep calm, our baby has arrived.
  • Here’s my baby’s first photo.
  • Proud to announce that I am the mother of this bundle of joy.
  • Our family is now complete.
  • You have given me the toughest job on the earth.
  • A huge miracle in such a tiny person.
  • Thank you for choosing us as your parents!
  • We have grown by two feet. Excited!
  • Ten little toes and ten perfect fingers.
  • New star comes to the planet.
  • Our baby has added fresh happiness to every day of our life.
  • Our little one has arrived to add giggles to our lives.
  • Within no time, you have become the first priority in our lives.
  • A perfect gift wrapped in love has been put in my arms.

So that is it for our list of Instagram Quotes for Baby and sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your baby photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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