Thanksgiving is all about fun with friends and family, which is whey we have we have put together a list of all the best short funny Thanksgiving puns for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Thanksgiving one liners, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short Funny Thanksgiving Puns and One Liners
What dessert do mathematicians love? Pumpkin pi.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultrygeist!
How did the turkey escape Thanksgiving alive? He stayed ahead of the carve.
I’m on the rind 24/7.
Why was the cranberry always so sweet? It couldn’t help being a little saucy!
I can’t believe I ate all that!
Don’t pie over spilled milk.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one? A goblet!
Why did the turkey go to jail? He was convicted of fowl play.
Don’t use that fowl language with me!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
Why did the scarecrow win an award at Thanksgiving? Because he was outstanding in his field of corn!
The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, google!
What did one turkey say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner? “You’re looking pretty stuffed!”
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
How come the turkey didn’t eat dinner? He was already stuffed!
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
The tur-key to my heart is Thanksgiving food.
Feast mode: activated!
What role do green beans have in Thanksgiving dinner? The casserole!
Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.
Wham, yam, thank you ma’am!
Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had his own drumsticks!
You’re the apple of my pie!
I only have pies for you.
You butter believe it!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? “Wing, wing.”
Why did the turkey sit down on the job? It couldn’t handle the pressure!
It’s all fun and games until you have to unbutton your pants.
May your Thanksgiving be stuffed with happiness.
Because you know I’m all about that baste.
Feeling gourd-geous this Thanksgiving!
Thanksgiving Turkey Puns
I’m just here for the pumpkin pie, because life is gourd when there’s dessert involved!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
My Thanksgiving dinner was a real “gobble-fest”; everyone had a plate full of turkey and a heart full of gratitude.
Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What did the mashed potatoes say to the gravy? “You’re so saucy!”
Why didn’t the pie show up? Because it was feeling crumby.
You’re the belle of the (Butter)ball.
Oh my gourd, I ate too much!
Why do turkeys love rainy days? They love fowl weather!
Eat, drink, and cranberry!
My love for pie is filling.
Why did the turkey go to school? To improve his “gobble-ment” skills!
There’s nothing butter than this.
The only cups I use on Thanksgiving are gobblets.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Eat, drink, and cranberry!
Thanksgiving: a time to count blessings, not carbs.
What do you call a Thanksgiving dance-off? The turkey trot-athon!
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast.
Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend? She was too salty!
There’s always pumpkin to be grateful for.
Too blessed to be stressed this Turkey Day!
Why did the cranberry turn red? Because it saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the turkey sit on the egg? He wanted to hatch a plan!
Piece out!
I tried to serve turkey with a side of humor, but it always ends up being poorly timed and “half-baked.”
You butter believe it’s Thanksgiving!
What kind of music do turkeys like? Plymouth Rock!
It’s cheesy, but I’m grate-ful for you.
You butter believe it!
Let’s make this Thanksgiving un-fowl-gettable.
I’m stuffed!
What do you call a stuffed animal on Thanksgiving? A plumpkin!
I’m all about that baste!
I’m on a roll!
Hey, I just met you, and this is gravy. But here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe.
Just when you think Thanksgiving’s… you ain’t seen stuffing yet.
The pie chart at the Thanksgiving dinner showed that everyone was fighting for a slice—but alas, it was too “gravy.”
The turkey looks delicious! You killed it!
I want 50 shades of gravy.
Life of pie is sweet and simple.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Why shouldn’t you sit next to a turkey at dinner? Because he will gobble it up!
I’m going to gobble that up!
My relatives were “cranberry” uncomfortable at dinner, but they managed to make “gravy” conversations happen.
I’m going to gobble that up!
I only have pies for you.
We’re just a couple of country pumpkins.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.
Not to be corny, but Thanksgiving is the best.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin pi!
When the turkey finished its workout, it really felt “wing-tastic” and ready to feast!
What do turkeys like to do on their day off? They like to chill and relax—after all, they’ve got a lot of “clucking” around to do!
Let’s do the yam thing!
What do you call a turkey on Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Why don’t turkeys like hearing jokes? They always get roasted.
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
I didn’t believe the turkey could fly…until it turned out to be “up to its neck” in stuffing!
Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice!
Why did the turkey run away from home? He was tired of being cooped up!
Playing the wishbone game is a snap.
Sorry, I’m occu-pied.
OK, it’s time to cut myself off — cold turkey.
That’s plucking delicious.
This pumpkin feels a little hollow inside.
Let’s get basted!
Instead of picnics, turkeys have pecknics.
What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You’re just my type!
Leftovers are for quitters!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!
Thankful, grateful, and a little bit stuffed!
What do you call a turkey that tells jokes? A comedi-hen!
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
Here’s to a gourdgeous Thanksgiving!
Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
I’m a pun-king.
Let’s get this party basted!
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
This dinner looks gourd-eous!
I yam what I yam.
Pie love you.
That’s plucking delicious.
What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving child? You’re making your grandmother roll over in her gravy!
You bake the world a better place.
Talk turkey to me.
Don’t be a jerky, eat more turkey!
Cranberry sauce? More like cranberry boss!
This pie has got me feeling berry blessed.
I’m on a (dinner) roll.
The only cups I use on Thanksgiving are gobblets.
Hey, gourd-looking!
I’m just here for the stuffing, said the hungry turkey.
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
I yam what I yam!
Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey? He sensed fowl play!
The turkey looks delicious! You killed it!
Patch you later!
Thanksgiving Pie Puns
Hap-pie Thanksgiving!
What are turkey butchers haunted by? Poultrygeists.
Talk turkey to me.
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder.
The Thanksgiving feast got a little sassy this year—it really “took a stuffing” to keep everyone in line!
Let the gourd times roll!
Feast mode: activated.
Why was the turkey put in jail? The police suspected fowl play!
What did the turkey say when he met the president? “Pardon me!”
Let’s get cranberry sauced!
Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.
Break out the wine, it’s time to get basted!
I yam so thankful for you.
I’m really stuffed to be here! Just like a good turkey on Thanksgiving Day.
Cutie pie? More like beauty pie!
I’m stuffed like a turkey!
I yam what I yam, and I’m thankful for pie.
In pie we crust.
Pie me a river.
This dinner looks gourd-eous!
You butter believe it.
A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
Don’t use that fowl language with me!
Life is gourd.
I only have pies for you.
Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.
The corn on the cob felt so “a-maize-ing” being on the thanksgiving table with all the other scrumptious dishes!
Do or pie.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch!
You’re the apple of my pie.
After the turkey, break out the peach gobbler.
What did the turkey say when it got into a fight? “You’re about to get stuffed!”
What key has legs and can’t open doors? A tur-key!
I love you, from your bread to your potatoes.
What do pilgrims measure their ingredients in? Pilgrams.
What key can’t open doors? A tur-key!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
Pie love you!
Gobble ’til you wobble!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
The mashed potatoes won an award for their performance—they really brought their A-game to the gravy!
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove she wasn’t chicken!
Ahead of the carve.
How does a turkey travel? By gravy train!
I can’t wait to eat until I’m stuffed!
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
You’re the apple of my pie.
I’m all about that baste!
Let’s give them pumpkin to talk about.
Stuffing in this world compares to you.
Get rich or pie trying.
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
Squash goals.
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
Turkeys who love coffee are called perkies.
I’m filling pretty full!
Pumpkin some iron at the gym.
What did the mother turkey say to her misbehaving child? “You’re making your grandmother roll over in her gravy!”
I’m just here for the stuffing.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you after dinner.
No more Mr. Nice Pie!
I have a crust on you!
Feelin’ gravy!
I can’t keep calm; it’s Thanksgiving!
That pie was unbe-leaf-able.
I doughnut need any more dessert after that pie.
Feast mode: activated!
I pecan’t handle how much I love Thanksgiving.
Welcome to the pun-kin patch.
Thankful for elastic waistbands!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing!
I love you berry much.
So that is it for our list of Short Funny Thanksgiving Puns and One Liners. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Gratitude Quotes, Short Thanksgiving Quotes and Sayings, Short Thanksgiving Quotes for Family, Thanksgiving Chalk Board Art Ideas and Short Thanksgiving Captions.
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