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350 Short Thanksgiving Captions to Celebrate Turkey Day

There is plenty to say about a holiday as social and family-oriented as Thanksgiving but sometimes it is still nice to keep it brief, which is why we have gathered all the best short thanksgiving captions for you to share. And if you’re looking for short Thanksgiving quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

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Short Thanksgiving Captions and Quotes

Not to get too corny, but this Thanksgiving food is amaizeing.

Happy Thanksgiving! Count your blessings, not your calories.

“Thankfulness creates gratitude which generates contentment that causes peace.” — Todd Stocker

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with love, laughter, and lots of pie!

“There is a calmness to a life lived in gratitude, a quiet joy.” — Ralph H. Blum

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.” — Rita Rudner

Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.

Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?

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Feast your eyes on this glorious Thanksgiving spread.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving that’s stuffed with blessings.

Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day’s work.

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!

Cluck it, let’s celebrate!

May your Thanksgiving be as wonderful as you are.

Give thanks and eat pie

Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?

Because you know I’m all about that baste

Pie plucking love this holiday

This meal is pumpkin special.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day

Happy Thanksgiving messages

I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.

Pour some gravy on me.

Because you know I’m all about that baste

The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.

Winning the wishbone is a snap!

Cluck it, let’s celebrate!

Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with lots of love and pie. Mostly pie.

Thankful for elastic waistbands

I’m pie-ning for you.

Gobble ’til you wobble

I’m ready to talk turkey all evening.

I’m all about that baste life!

Let the gourd times roll

“The roots of all goodness lie in the soil of appreciation for goodness.” — Dalai Lama

Thankful for family, food, and fun times. Let the feasting begin!

Funny Happy Thanksgiving greetings

Corn in the U.S.A!

May gratitude find you wherever you are this Thanksgiving.

Autumn leaves and pumpkins please

Here’s to a Thanksgiving full of gratitude, good times, and great food.

It’s all or stuffing with the Thanksgiving feast.

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” — Kevin James

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s make some epic holiday memories.

Let’s get basted!

You thought Thanksgiving was over? You ain’t seen stuffing yet!

I yam who I yam.

I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!

Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.

Here’s to family, friends, and food coma. Another great year coming up!

Eat, drink, and cranberry

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a yam!

funny Happy Thanksgiving wishes

The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.

Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.

Gobble gobble! Is it time for seconds yet?!

Feeling berry thankful to be here.

I’m ready to season the day.

Whatever floats your gravy boat.

Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful

Hi, it’s so rice to meet you!

Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed

Only have pies for this one.

Here’s to family arguments that end with dessert, not tears.

Happy Thanksgiving puns

I yam what I yam

I’ve got stuffing to hide!

“Thanksgiving was never meant to be shut up in a single day.” — Robert Caspar Lintner

I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do

Short Thanksgiving Quotes

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” — Erma Bombeck

Gratitude turns what we have into enough. And it turns bad into kinda OK for now.

“Count your blessings. Focus on what you’ve got. Spread the positive vibes.” — Jyoti Patel

All you knead is love and pumpkin pie

“There is no sincerer love than the love of food.” — George Bernard Shaw

Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.

“Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.” — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with family, friends, and fun.

“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.” — W. Clement Stone

Family with funny family captions for Thanksgiving

It’s turkey time

Wishing you food comas and football victories today.

“The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.” — William Blake

Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!

May your stuffing be as fluffy as your sense of humor.

I’ve got stuffing to lose.

Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls

Gobble ‘til you wobble

Sending you laughter, leftovers, and zero kitchen disasters this holiday season.

Beauty and the feast.

Don’t stare at the turkey dressing. You’ll make him blush!

Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey

Thankful today and every day

It doesn’t get any butter than this.

Winner, winner, turkey dinner

This meal can’t get any butter.

Pie love you guys. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones!

Last but not feast.

Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth

Bowl of cranberries with a funny Thanksgiving captions that says we go together like turkey and cranberries

This food is looking gravy-licious.

Go big or gourd home

The gravy train

All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie

“When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around.” — Willie Nelson

Eat, drink, and start the season of merry with cranberry!

You can tell the gravy is excited because it’s all stirred up.

“Embrace every new day with gratitude, hope and love.” — Lailah Gifty Akita

“Silent gratitude isn’t very much to anyone.” — Gertrude Stein

You ain’t seen stuffing yet.

May no one bring up politics at your Thanksgiving dinner.

And they lived apple-y ever after

Keep calm and pass the gravy.

May your Thanksgiving be merry, your turkey juicy, and your pie plentiful.

Table full of food and decorations with short and funny Thanksgiving captions that ways Let's get basted!

“Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart.” — William Wordsworth

Let’s hope this Thanksgiving reminds us why we’re always thankful for elastic waistbands!

Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine

Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving

There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.

Here’s to the traditions that ground us and the people who lift us.

Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.

May your Thanksgiving be filled with good food and great company.

Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.

“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.” — Mike Connolly

Goodness gracious, great gobbles of fire!

Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey

Candle, apples and a gourd with funny Thanksgiving Instagram captions that says turkey and wine and I'm feeling fine.

Gravy, I love your way.

Nobody puts gravy in the corner

Hey, that turkey wishbone is doing its best—give it a break.

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s get our gobble on.

You crack me up like a wishbone!

May your heart be as warm as your kitchen this Thanksgiving!

Much ado about stuffing.

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!

May your heart be as full as your plate this Thanksgiving!

Friends who feast together, stay together.

Happy Turkey Day! Hope your holiday is deliciously fun.

Feast your eyes on the Friendsgiving fam

Let’s squash the family drama today.

Wine glass with funny Thankful captions that says eat, drink and be thankful

Wine not have another glass?

You’re the apple of my pie.

This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.

I cran and I will go back for seconds

Don’t stop be-leafing

This wine pairs well with a crazy family

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater

Food tastes better when shared

Good vibes and apple pies.

Is butter(ball) a carb?

We go together like turkey and gravy

Thankful for friends that turned into family

Feeling blessed captions

Whatever floats your gravy boat.

“Arrgh,” says the pie-rate.

Don’t forget to squash up for Thanksgiving dinner.

Nobody puts gravy in the corner.

Autumn skies and pumpkin pies

Eat, drink, and cranberry!

Pumpkin season has begun

Gobble till you wobble! Happy Thanksgiving to the best family ever.

“Live a life full of humility, gratitude, intellectual curiosity, and never stop learning.” — GZA

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs

“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” — Gia Scott

“Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.

Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.

Turkey and side dishes with a Thanksgiving Instagram captions that says feast mode

Let’s get basted!

You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs

Thanksgiving; is the day that reminds you why you moved so far away from your family!

Hope your Thanksgiving is as wonderful as you are… and as full as your plate!

This meal is the cranberry on top.

Gourd times

May your Thanksgiving be as warm and wonderful as you are.

Birds of a feather flock together

Wishing you a Thanksgiving full of belly laughs and stretchy pants.

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Thankful, blessed, and pumpkin-obsessed. Hope you are too, my brother!

Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…

Let’s talk turkey

Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.

There’s just pumpkin about the way you look tonight.

This turkey is poultry in motion.

Long sleeves and autumn leaves

Silence of the yams.

Thanksgiving is plucking awesome

Wishing you a Thanksgiving overflowing with joy, laughter, and gravy.

Pie am so grateful for dessert.

“It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.” — Charles Spurgeon

The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.

Roll out!

Silence of the yams.

Casse-rollin’ with the fam!

When it doubt, gravy it out!

Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.

May neither your turkey nor your conversation be dry this Thanksgiving.

Thankful for you today and every day. Happy Thanksgiving!

A family that eats together, stays together

May the larger part of the wishbone be in your favor this Thanksgiving!

I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!

Fall leaves with a happy Thanksgiving captions that says a happy heart is a thankful heart

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.” — Oscar Wilde

Nobody puts gravy in a corner.

Thankful for my chosen family

Oh my gourd, I ate too much.

Hope your Thanksgiving is as sweet as the pumpkin pie and as fun as the wishbone fight!

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

“Start each day with a positive thought and a grateful heart.” — Roy T. Bennett

I was corn this way!

Nobody puts gravy in the corner

If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!

I will eat all of this food all pie myself.

Easy as pumpkin pie

Pie really love you.

Life’s gourd, and then you pie.

Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.

I’m on a dinner roll.

Today, we’re all thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands.

“Thanksgiving creates abundance.” — Ann Voskamp

Let’s get this bread. (And butter.)

Small pumpkins and a candle decorations on a table and a cute Thanksgiving captions for couples that says you're the pumpkin to my pie

Gourd your loins!

I’m plucking stuffed.

Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.

May your day be filled with turkey, touchdown passes and plenty of reasons to be thankful.

May your Thanksgiving be a gentle reminder of all that’s good.

Great times, even better company

“Gratitude for the seemingly insignificant—a seed—this plants the giant miracle.” — Ann Voskamp

Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?

I’m carbo-loading…for Black Friday.

The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!

May your mashed potatoes be lump-free and your wine glass never empty.

Eat, drink and cranberry.

Official occupation: couch potato

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Pumpkin spice and chill

“Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.” — John Wooden

This Thanksgiving, count your blessings, not your calories!

“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.” — Nicole Hollander

Wishing you peace, comfort, and a heart full of thanks.

Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’

May the turkey leg be yours this Thanksgiving!

It doesn’t get any butter than this

What a cluster pluck

Horn of plenty with a cute Thanksgiving captions that says too blessed to be stressed

Happy Turkey Day! Let’s eat, nap, and repeat.

Fifty shades of gravy

I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

Eat hard, nap harder

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about

We’re having a yam good time.

Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!

This turkey will make you fowl with delight.

Have a gobble-tastic Thanksgiving filled with chaos and cranberry sauce.

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.

The maize is full of corny people.

Don’t whine, drink some wine!

Can someone pick up the turkey’s phone? It’s winging.

There’s no need for a wine glass when you’ve got a gobble-let!

Hope your Thanksgiving is packed with good times and great food.

I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.

You’ve foiled my plans for taking home leftovers.

I love when you talk turkey to me.

Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!

“‘Enough’ is a feast.” — Buddhist proverb

“Happiness is a quality of the soul…not a function of one’s material circumstances.” — Aristotle

I only have pies for you.

Thankful for you, even if we don’t say it often enough.

Bready for seconds!

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” — Eric Samuel Timm

Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863

“Gratitude is the sign of noble souls.” — Aesop

Autumn snuggles and Thanksgiving cuddles with you is the best.

I’m filling pretty full!

Thanksgiving table decorations with a clever Thanksgiving captions that says Thanksgiving: a time to count blessing, not carbs

Time to gobble ’til you wobble.

May your turkey be moist and your stuffing be just right. Happy Thanksgiving!

“When you practice gratefulness, there is a sense of respect toward others.” — Dalai Lama

Hoping your day is as rich in joy as your table is in pie.

The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.

I’m filling pretty full!

The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.

Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.

This Thanksgiving, we hope your dinner is delicious enough to make the traffic worth it.

Pumpkin is the spice of life

Let’s be thankful for elastic waistbands this Thanksgiving.

“Those blessings are sweetest that are won with prayer and worn with thanks.” — Thomas Goodwin

You call it chaos. We call it family.

You know I was corn to be wild.

Grateful, thankful, blessed

“I know what I’m having for Thanksgiving and it ain’t turkey.” — Anthony T. Hincks

Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

A happy heart is a thankful heart

I gobbled all of it up!

More rolls? You butter believe it

It’s leg day

Talk turkey to me

There’s always something to be thankful for

Zero plucks given

Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine

“When we lose one blessing, another is often most unexpectedly given in its place.” — C.S. Lewis

Leaves are falling, autumn is calling

My gobble-let overfloweth

Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes

Wishing you a Thanksgiving that’s as sweet as pumpkin pie.

Easy as pie!

This food is truly off the stuffing charts!

May you eat as much turkey as you want this Thanksgiving.

Eat, drink and be cranberry.

Sending you warmth and well wishes across the miles.

There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.

Winner, winner, turkey dinner

Family, food, and fun – what more could we ask for? Happy Thanksgiving!

Feeling saucy.

Eat, drink, and be thankful

Old habits pie hard.

If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.

Whip, whip—hooray!

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

Thanksgiving decorations with funny Thanksgiving messages

I’m all corn up inside.

This corn is simply a-maize-ing.

You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.

Pure pumpkin goodness

Leftovers are for quitters

Let’s talk turkey

Happy Winesgiving

Squash goals.

Feast mode

B-autumns up

Thank you for all the laughter this year, let’s double it for the next one.

Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.

Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.

“Gratitude is a feedback loop that will show you where you are thriving.” — Danielle LaPorte

“No matter what our circumstances, we can find a reason to be thankful.” — David Jeremiah

Silence of the yams.

I hope your turkey is as plump as you are this Thanksgiving.

Keep calm and gobble on

Don’t let any Thanksgiving turkey go to baste.

There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.

Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.

Thanksgiving decorations with funny Thanksgiving messages

I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!

“Pie makes everybody happy.” — Laurie Halse Anderson

Toasted, roasted, baked, and done! Hope your Thanksgiving is loads of fun

I yam legend.

Thanksgiving indulging

Here’s to a day of great food, good company, and no judgment on seconds.

“When we give cheerfully and accept gratefully, everyone is blessed.” — Maya Angelou

May your family be thankful you didn’t burn the turkey this year.

Current status: stuffed like a turkey

We’re even more thankful for you than we are for gravy.

Hap-pie Thanksgiving!

Happy Turkey Day! I hope you don’t have to loosen your belt too much!

I hope your Thanksgiving is stuffed full of love and laughter.

It’s all gravy, baby

We go together like turkey and gravy

Happy Piesgiving, folks!

Hit me, gravy, one more time

Hope your Thanksgiving is full of love, laughter, and second helpings.

Talk turkey to me

I have a crust on you!

In every life, a little cranberry must fall.

So that is it for our list of Short Thanksgiving Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Thanksgiving Wishes, Short Thanksgiving Puns, Short Gratitude Quotes and Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes.

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

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