Sharing laughs with friends and family is one of the best parts of Thanksgiving, which is why we have gathered all the best funny Thanksgiving Wishes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny Thanksgiving messages, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Thanksgiving Wishes and Messages
May your family be thankful you didn’t burn the turkey this year.
This Thanksgiving, count your blessings, not your calories!
Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.
Talk turkey to me.
This Thanksgiving, make sure you avoid all the drama and eat lots of turkey instead.
May the turkey leg be yours this Thanksgiving!
Time to gobble ’til you wobble.
Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with love, laughter, and lots of pie!
I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.
This Thanksgiving is pumpkin special.
Happy Thanksgiving! Time to bring out the stretchy pants and start eating!
Don’t whine, drink some wine!
Have a gobble-tastic Thanksgiving filled with chaos and cranberry sauce.
I’m thankful that this Thanksgiving, I can still fit into my clothes from last Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving. Bringing out the best in family dysfunction since 1863
There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.
Gobble gobble! Is it time for seconds yet?!
We’re even more thankful for you than we are for gravy.
I’m thankful for the friends and family who make me laugh… even when I don’t want to.
My Thanksgiving sign is Pie-sces.
Eat, drink, and start the season of merry with cranberry!
May you eat as much turkey as you want this Thanksgiving.
Wishing you food comas and football victories today.
Stay off your thighs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Count your blessings, not your calories.
May your turkey be moist, your pants stretchy, and your relatives slightly less dramatic this year.
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” – Jim Davis
May the larger part of the wishbone be in your favor this Thanksgiving!
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump, May your potatoes and gravy, Have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious And your pies take the prize, And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Friends who feast together, stay together.
May your stuffing be tasty, may your turkey be plump. May your potatoes ‘n gravy have nary a lump.
I’m so bready for all the Thanksgiving carbs!
Family, turkey, and football – what more could you want?
Be thankful that you aren’t the turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving, may neither your conversation nor your turkey not be dry!
Thankful, blessed, and pumpkin-obsessed. Hope you are too, my brother!
May your Thanksgiving dinner be as delicious as you are.
May your heart be as warm as your kitchen this Thanksgiving!
Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap.
I am grateful for what I am and have. My thanksgiving is perpetual (just like my food coma seems to be right now).
May your day be filled with turkey, touchdown passes and plenty of reasons to be thankful.
‘Surprise! I signed us up for a turkey trot… better get running!
Here’s to family, friends, and food coma. Another great year coming up!
My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n’ roll!
Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.
I wish you a happy Thanksgiving filled with endless laughter, mouth-watering food and your annoying aunt having to leave early.
May the wishbone snap in your favor this year!
May no one bring up politics at your Thanksgiving dinner.
May your heart be as full as your belly! Happy Thanksgiving.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
May your Thanksgiving be as warm and wonderful as you are.
This Thanksgiving, we hope your dinner is delicious enough to make the traffic worth it.
Hope your Thanksgiving is as sweet as the pumpkin pie and as fun as the wishbone fight!
May your Thanksgiving dinner be as endless as your relatives’ stories.
May your stuffing be as fluffy as your sense of humor.
This Thanksgiving may your turkey be moist but may no one at your table say the word “moist”.
The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.
Sending you laughter, leftovers, and zero kitchen disasters this holiday season.
Autumn snuggles and Thanksgiving cuddles with you is the best.
I don’t want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there’s no more leftovers.
Thanksgiving; bringing out the best in dysfunctional families since 1621!
I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!
I’m going to gobble that right up!
I’m thankful for leftovers because that means I don’t have to cook for a week.
I hope your only workout today is lifting that extra slice of pie.
Black Friday: the day people trample each other for a cheap deal just one day after being thankful for what they already have!
If there’s leftover pie, then you’re just not trying hard enough, my friend.
Pie love you guys. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your loved ones!
Thank you for all the laughter this year, let’s double it for the next one.
Here’s hoping you survive another family Thanksgiving without starting a food fight!
I’m so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.
Let’s take a moment to be thankful… for naps this Thanksgiving!
You’re totally my favorite family.
May your mashed potatoes be lump-free and your wine glass never empty.
An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day
Here’s to a day of football, family, and far too much food!
On Thanksgiving, we stuff our bellies so full that we can barely move. And then we take a nap.
I hope your Thanksgiving is stuffed full of love and laughter.
Happy Turkey Day! I hope you don’t have to loosen your belt too much!
I’m so thankful you didn’t burn the casserole this year 😉
The turkey is in the oven, the cider is spiked with rum, now let the family gossip begin. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough. And it turns bad into kinda OK for now.
I hope your turkey is as plump as you are this Thanksgiving.
May neither your turkey nor your conversation be dry this Thanksgiving.
Keep calm and pass the gravy.
Merry Christmas!! …. Oh wait… not yet?
Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?
May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey the prize, and may Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!
Thanksgiving; is the day that reminds you why you moved so far away from your family!
Season’s eatings!
What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.
Can’t wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.
Why did the cranberry turn red? Because he saw the turkey dressing!
Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven’t seen stuffing yet.
Stuffing our faces is one thing we’re all thankful for on Thanksgiving.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!
May your Thanksgiving be blessed with the presence of loved ones, the warmth of memories, and the comfort of a full stomach!
I’m thank-full!
Good mashed potato is one of the great luxuries of life.
Gobble ’til you wobble.
Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck.
May your heart be as full as your plate this Thanksgiving!
It’s so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.
Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more and be a lot more fun to spend Thanksgiving with too.
Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!
Wishing you a feast so big even your fridge waves a white flag.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? Wing, wing, wing.
You’re the gift that keeps on Thanks-giving.
Toasted, roasted, baked, and done! Hope your Thanksgiving is loads of fun
Today, we’re all thankful for the invention of elastic waistbands.
Let’s hope this Thanksgiving reminds us why we’re always thankful for elastic waistbands!
The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.
Silence of the yams.
Let Thanksgiving remind you to be thankful that you only see your family once a year.
Here’s to family arguments that end with dessert, not tears.
We’ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the poul-tree.
On Thanksgiving, I will stop to give thanks that my family is safe and healthy and in a city far away from me for the rest of the year.
I yam so grateful this Thanksgiving.
There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the people who make our souls blossom and bellies swell a bit too much over the holidays.
Cluck it, let’s celebrate!
How did the turkey escape Thanksgiving alive? He stayed ahead of the carve.
Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.
So that is it for our list of Funny Thanksgiving Wishes and Messages. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Thanksgiving Captions, Short Gratitude Quotes and Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes.
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.