You took the perfect selfie and now want to add a little humor to it because when it comes to selfie captions, sassy ones are the best ones. Well, we have a list of the best short and sassy selfie captions for Instagram as well as some puns to add some humor. For those times that you think that someone else said it best first we included some of the best short sassy selfie quotes for Instagram.
Short Sassy Selfie Captions
Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.
If I was funny, I’d have a better Instagram caption for this.
I have no selfie control.
Less perfection, more authenticity.
Getting my pose on!
Happy mind, happy life
I always bring my Slay game.
Keep calm and take a selfie.
I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
Stress less and enjoy the best.
50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.
Good or bad? You decide.
Just a pic of me being an idiot.
Don’t mind me. I’m just flexing.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.
When you take a selfie and your hair looks perfect but not your face.
Some people grow up, I glow up.
Stress doesn’t go with my outfit.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
I sparkle from the inside out.
Best. Selfie. Ever.
Just chillin’.
Just livin’ life.
Me, myself and I.
Selfie Sunday.
Selfie in paradise.
Sizzling hot!
Coffee and Confidence.
Glow
Notice me, senpai!
Vanity is the new trend!
Catch a glimpse.
Me doing me.
Crazy hair, don’t care.
Fresher than you.
It’s the sexy time!
Reality called, so I hung up.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Sassy Captions, Clever Captions, Funny Happy Quotes, Motivational Wake Up Quotes and Loneliness Quotes.
Sassy Instagram Captions for Selfies
New look, same mistakes.
A selfie once a day keeps the depression away.
When you are laughing life seems to be better
Did I make your heart skip a bit?
You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status
I’m probably going to regret this in 3…2…1…
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I don’t need to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT!
Real men don’t take selfies. Ironic, isn’t it?
I took these photos to distract myself from intense hunger.
This is the most magical picture you’ll ever see in your life.
This princess needs no prince!
Life isn’t perfect. But my hair is!
Living in black and white
Today, I will be as useless as the letter ‘G’ in the word ‘lasagna’.
Don’t let your eyes be blinded by my handsomeness.
If karma doesn’t hit you, I gladly will.
I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
Fill your life with adventures, not things. Have stories to tell, not stuff to show.
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy!
I’m a selfie lord. Bow before your king!
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.
I woke up like this. (Because I fell asleep in this getup and makeup.)
I’m a selfie royalty. Now bow before your queen!
My dog dared me to do this selfie.
I am not taking a selfie, I am just checking my camera quality.
I took 37 of this pic before I finally got it right.
I had fun once, it was horrible.
If I was funny, I would have a good selfie caption.
This is called a ‘selfie’ because ‘narcissistic’ is too hard to spell.
I need a six-month holiday, twice a year!
A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.
Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.
How do I get out of this glass prison? Someone, please help me!
Funny Cute Selfie Captions
Being the EXTRA in extraordinary.
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
Be you. Do you. For you.
The best of me is yet to come.
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
This is me in all my glory
I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
What do you think of this?
Some beautiful paths can’t be discovered without getting lost.
Life isn’t perfect, but my hair is.
A sassy day keeps the basics away.
Maybe she’s born with it…maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
But first, let me take a selfie.
Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
I didn’t choose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.
Smile big, laugh often.
When nothing goes right, go left instead.
Some things look very good in dreams
I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was ALIENS!
Your smile makes me smile.
When you hold my hand, you hold my heart.
Together is the best place you and I could be.
Are we saying goodbye in this photo or see you soon?
With you, I can be myself. That’s saying a lot.
I fell for you, and it left a mark.
Keep calm and take a selfie.
An adventure with you is never dull.
The first time I saw you…butterflies; today, still butterflies.
Am I staring at you? Sorry, I can’t help it.
I know I’m annoying, but still cute, right?
You’re all mine, and I’m not sharing.
You + Me = True Love.
Share these smiles.
Can’t kiss you just once.
You are my dream come true
I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
Live for the moments you can’t put into words.
You make me egg-stra happy.
Thank you for a beautiful life.
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
My heart is yours
Loving you is easy
All of me loves you
You smile, I melt
A day without you is ugly. A day with you is beautiful.
These two parts make a better whole.
Is that a night light or just your smile?
My heart beats faster when I’m near you, or is it the coffee?
The expert in anything was once a beginner.
Work hard. Dream big.
Stay humble. Work hard. Be kind.
Never give up on things that make you smile.
You got this.
I’m not lazy. I am on energy saving mode.
Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward rage screams.
Rule one: Trust no one…especially at work!
Good things come to those who hustle.
You’ve never felt betrayal until your work wife leaves you.
Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.
Happiness is a three-day weekend.
Selfie from my lazy Sunday
This is the Mondayest Monday that EVER Mondayed.
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time.
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
You are my person.
Friends ‘till the end.
A true friend is one soul in two bodies.
Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.
Love is beautiful, friendship is better
No friendship is an accident.
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
I love my crazy best friends.
Friends become our chosen family!
Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
Life was meant for best friends and good adventures!
You’re the Betty to my Veronica.
Real queens fix each other’s crowns.
On our worst behavior.
Friends who slay together, stay together.
I may not have a six-pack, but I like to think of myself as sexy in my way.
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
I know that looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
When people tell me, ‘You’re gonna regret that in the morning,’ I just sleep until afternoon
Someday someone is going to look at you like you’re the best thing in the world.
They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.
I think you are lacking vitamin ME!
This girl is on fire! No really, my muscles are burning from all the exercise I did.
Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
Confidence Level: Selfie with no filter.
The cat made me do it, I swear!
I’ve got it, I’m flaunting it, and you’re liking it.
All of my imaginary friends say I need therapy.
I’m sexy and I know it. And now you do too.
Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parents’ job.
If you have eyes, look at me now!
Short and Sassy Selfie Quotes
“Whatever you are, be a good one.” ― Abraham Lincoln
“I think people should look cute all the time.” ― Rachel Zoe
“I don’t get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous.” ― Alyssa Edwards
“A smile is happiness you’ll find right under your nose.” ― Tom Wilson
“I love dressing up. It’s the best part of being a girl, I think.” ― Emma Roberts
“Cute is when a person’s personality shines through their looks.” ― Natalie Portman
“A real girl isn’t perfect and a perfect girl isn’t real.” ― Harry Styles
“The most wasted of days is one without laughter.” ― E.E. Cummings
“No great thing is created suddenly.” — Epictetus
“Change in all things is sweet.” ― Aristotle
“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” ― Confucius
“You look like you. Only with the volume turned up.” ― Rainbow Rowell
“People see me as cute, but I’m so much more than that.” — Ashley Tisdale
“When you feel your best, everyone else can feel it too.” ― Ariana Grande
“Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.” ― Paris Hilton
“You shouldn’t want to be like everyone else. Then you wouldn’t be like you.” ― Cristina Henriquez
“Thankfully, I have other skills than just standing there and looking cute.” — Frances Bean Cobain
“Life is either a great adventure or nothing.” ― Helen Keller
“If you want to be happy, be.” ― Leo Tolstoy
“Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?” -Mulan
“Time to witness the handsome!” – Lancelot (Mobile Legends)
“You don’t have to like me. I love me enough for the both of us.” — Lisa Barlow
“I’m conceited / I gotta reason.” — Remy Ma
“There’s no other way I’d rather be. Confidence is all I see.” — Kelly Rowland
“The party don’t start till I walk in.” — Kesha
“I’m the whole damn cake and the cherry on top.” — Doja Cat
“I am my own work of art.” — Madonna
“I’m in love with my future. Can’t wait to meet her.” — Billie Eilish
“Tell the paparazzi get my lens right.” — Rihanna
“Only see the truth when I’m staring in the mirror.” — Drake
“There’s 1,000 yous, there’s only one of me.” — Kanye West
“And my bitches with me pretty too they look like bridesmaids.” — Cardi B
“Trendin’ off a selfie.” — Saweetie
“Look at how I bodied that.” — Megan Thee Stallion
Selfie Puns
You will love these selfie puns that make great captions.
- Take care of yourselfie.
- Believe in yourselfie.
- Practice some selfie love today. You deserve it.
- Confidence is key. Love your selfie, always.
- Trust yourselfie.
- Practice some positive selfie talk today.
- I don’t like myselfie. I’m crazy abut myselfie.
- Don’t be afraid to let yourselfie dream.
- Don’t compromise yourselfie. You are all you’ve got.
- I know self care is so trendy right now, but I’m pretty into selfie care.
- To thine own selfie be true.
- Don’t give up on yourselfie.
- You have to make yourselfie happy before you can make anyone else happy.
- Who posts selfies? Come on, have some selfie-respect.
- Selfie love is the most important love of all.
- Give yourselfie a pat on the back!
- Be yourselfie. Everyone else is already taken.
- Make the most of yourselfie, for that is all there is of you.
So that’s our list! We hope we’ve helped you find the captions you were looking for.
Now get out there and take your best selfie.
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.