Showing a little sass and attitude can be the best way to get your point across. If you happen to have a great sassy pic you want to share, we have gathered all the best short and sassy captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best sassy quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.
Now scroll through to find your favorite caption.
Sassy Captions for Instagram
Perfectly imperfect.
No pen and paper, but I still draw attention.
Quality not quantity.
Just another lost angel.
Feeling good like I should.
I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.
I am mine before anyone else.
Headed to outer space to be with the stars.
Don’t you have anything better to do?
You’re never going to have me.
In a world full of good vibes, mine is my favorite.
People will stare. Make it worth their while.
Life ain’t perfect, but your OOTD can be.
More than you can ever hope to handle.
Cliquety clique, just like that, you’re out.
Heard you can do it good. I can do it better!
Indeed, makeup is less expensive than therapy.
Better an “oops” than a “what if.”
Just like my eyeliner, I always wing it.
Carpe diem, for tomorrow you might be dead.
Kind, yes I am. Weak, definitely not!
Please believe the hype.
They told me I couldn’t, so I did.
Step in my shoes! You’d probably fall on the first step.
I’ve got my sassy point on. Watch out world!
Making every hair flip count.
I don’t always look this good, but… no, wait, that’s a lie.
Sometimes beauty, sometimes the beast.
Be you. The world will adjust.
You ain’t on ma level.
Life is short; make sure your heels aren’t.
Let me file that under, “I don’t care.”
Don’t study me. You won’t graduate!
Dead fish go with the flow, but not me.
Rebel with a cause.
I could never fold, baby I was built for this.
Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
Deciding to not make good decisions.
I do a thing called what I want.
My apologies, did I roll my eyes out loud?
Babe, I don’t sweat—I sparkle!
Comfortably unobtainable. Even to me.
Out of my way! I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
Angel, with a hint of b*tch.
Help, I’ve fallen, and I don’t feel like getting up.
Am I perfect? Definitely not! But at least I’m not you.
Be a stiletto in a room full of flats.
Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
True princesses never ask for a princes.
Savage Sassy Captions
Things take time.
Make no mistake; I’m here for me, not you.
It’s about time! Where’s my throne?
Not bragging, but I disciplined my demons.
I’m just a guy standing because I don’t want to sit down.
Confidence level: selfie with no filter.
Anything I say goes.
Stolen kisses, pretty lies.
You don’t like me? Wait until you see me in my OOTD, darling.
My self-worth? Yup, it’s higher than all of your bills.
Happiness looks gorgeous on me.
Shut up and check me out.
Lit with or without you.
Nightmare garbed like a daydream.
Confidence level: A selfie with no filter.
Woke up a beauty. Now it’s time to beast!
Not always available. You can try your luck, though.
When the mirror cooperates! I document.
My camera can’t get enough of me.
Made of princess material.
Only here for a second, so make your best impression.
Sweeter than honey.
I’m a lucid dream. You are a nightmare.
Out of your sight but still on your mind.
Darling, your approval isn’t needed.
Zero makeup and I’m still a babe.
Kinda classy, kinda hood.
People who speak behind your back are behind for a reason.
Classy, sassy, and a bit badass-y.
A little sass a day drives the basics away.
My outfit is giving me all the confidence I need.
Beautiful on the inside and outside.
Love me or hate me, I’m just being myself.
Nah, I don’t really care about you have to say.
God may give you mercy, but I won’t.
Call me happiness and chase me.
Jealous? Who, me? God bless your deranged mind!
Focus on me and not the caption.
Yup, I’ve got more issues than Vogue.
My energy speaks for itself.
Pink ain’t just a color; it’s an attitude too!
Divas don’t do drama; we do business.
If anything, I am everything.
Blood type: Matte black with a hint of gold.
Sorry, I can’t do crazy stuff with basic folks.
May karma smack you in the face before I do.
Messy bun and getting stuff done.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
Yeah, I’m smiling, but you’re not the reason anymore.
Just chilling over here, waiting for karma to hit you.
You don’t like me? That’s okay; I like myself.
Lifting my head up because the crown might fall.
I may look like a life-sized doll, but I’m not for you to play with.
Not a secret. Just not your business.
Good vibes or good bye.
None of your concern.
Looks are superficial, yeah, but I have them just in case.
Princess of my own Fairy Tale.
Too blessed to be stressed.
You can judge me but never my outfit.
Shuffle the deck, I’m the queen of the pack.
Mirror selfies are my civic duty!
The reflection was giving.
Being glamorous is not a crime.
Didn’t they tell you I was a badass?
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the baddest one of them all?
Calm over chaos. Or vice versa.
May your day be as nice as my butt.
Get my pretty name outta your mouth.
We’re all just a bunch of red flags.
Acting like a lady, thinking like a boss—I’m the boss lady!
The sparkle in my eyeshadow never dims.
Sassy, saucy, and a little bit bossy.
Never be average. Just be savage instead.
Like honey, I’m so sweet. But do watch out for my sting.
Proof that I can pose better than you.
Flipping my hair like I just don’t care.
Being pretty without makeup is a serious flex.
Not to brag, but my red flags are better than yours.
Would you go with me to hell?
Pretty face, pretty tempted.
You’re wasting time all wrong; let me show you how it’s done.
You want fire? Sorry, my forte is ice.
If the heavens don’t punish you, then I will.
Make them stop and stare.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Sassy Selfie Captions, Fierce Quotes, Confident Quotes for Girls and Attitude Captions.
Short Captions About Feeling Sassy
Center of attention once again.
Can’t touch this.
Eat, pray, slay.
Little but fierce.
Kinda have feelings, kinda heartless.
Gracing y’all with my presence.
Messy hair, don’t care.
Your loss, babe.
No pressure, no diamonds.
Make ‘em stop and stare.
Live, love and leave me alone.
Angelic face, devilish mind.
Bratty and sassy.
Stay gold.
Crazy and I know it.
Not an angel, but I got a halo.
Too glam to give a damn.
Hair down, attitude high.
Prove them wrong, babe.
You do you.
All bow to the queen.
Back like I never left.
All I do is upgrade.
Match my vibe.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Eyes on me.
Start taking notes.
Sorry not sorry.
Finessin’.
Shawty u curious.
So much sass in one picture.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Throw sass like it’s confetti.
Best of the best.
Pucker up.
Choose, my audacity or yours?
Throwing shade like it’s sunny.
Nobody does it better.
F*ck you, next!
Keep it sassy.
If you can’t be kind, be quiet.
Thick thighs, thin patience.
If I were you, I would adore me.
Not your babe.
What are you smiling for?
Do ya thing, b!
Can you handle this?
Angel energy.
In a boss b*tch kind of mood.
Who, me?
Addictive? Maybe.
Emotional wreck.
How you feel ain’t my problem.
Be more you and less them.
Stay radiant.
Sweet and spicy.
Some of us prefer the storm.
My life, my rules.
I’m the reason I smile every day.
Queen B has arrived!
Short Sassy Quotes for Instagram
“I’m a Hot Girl, don’t try it at home.” —Megan Thee Stallion
“I got one less problem without you.” – Ariana Grande
“Glitter in the sky, glitter in my eyes.” —Dua Lipa
“Ten different looks and my looks all kill.” —Cardi B
“I’m sexy and I know it.” – LMFAO
“We flawless, ladies, tell ’em. Say, ‘I look so good tonight.’” – Beyonce
“Category is body, look at the way it’s sittin'” —Megan Thee Stallion
“Oh, it’s rainin’ men, girl, what you worried ’bout?” – Rihanna
“Attitude is everything, so pick a good one.” – Wayne Dyer
“Top 2 and I ain’t #2” —Beyoncé
“Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.” – Holly Black
“I just do me, I don’t need no permission.”—Flo Milli
“You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.” – Will Smith
“You know I got the sauce.” — Rihanna
“Watch out boy she’ll chew you up. She’s a maneater.” – Nelly Furtado
“I sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker.” – Beyonce
“Don’t need permission.” – Ariana Grande
“I think us, bad bitches, is a gift from God.” – Cardi B
“I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.” – Jessica Rabbit
“But show me, can you keep it up?” – Ariana Grande
“If you could see it from the front, wait ’til you see it from the back.” – Doja Cat
So that is our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you.
Now go share your photo!
About the Author
Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.
With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.