Tiny Funny Sayings for Big Laughs

Everybody knows the joke doesn’t have to be long to bring big laughs, so we have put together a list of all the best tiny funny sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short tiny sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Tiny Funny Sayings

Maybe you should eat some makeup to be pretty inside honestly.

I’m hiding from exercise for real.

I’m giving others a prime chance to shine today.

I finished my 14-day diet in three hours flat honestly.

I am experiencing life at 15 WTFs per hour for real.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few bills honestly.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have a custom font indeed.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me entirely indeed.

I am an early bird and a night owl all at once for real.

Please cancel my monthly subscription to your dramatic issues indeed.

You are the reason shampoo has printed instructions indeed.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it honestly.

Better to remain silent and be thought a total fool honestly.

I have no idea what I’m doing today for real.

I’m standing outside so I can be outstanding.

I’m an acquired taste, so please acquire some taste indeed.

A clean room is a sign of a broken computer network for real.

I followed my heart and it led straight to the fridge honestly.

I love my job only when I am away on vacation indeed.

I’m sorry if I offended you by being right for real.

I am completely unique, just like everybody else honestly.

Maybe you should eat some makeup to be pretty inside.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it indeed.

Never let anyone treat you like regular craft glue.

I drink hot coffee strictly for your personal protection for real.

Of course I talk to myself, I need expert advice.

Everything is funny as long as it hits someone else.

I’m not stubborn, my way is simply much better for real.

Reality called, so I hung up honestly.

I don’t look back unless there is a great view indeed.

I have no idea what I’m doing today indeed.

My bank account proves that I am a saint indeed.

You’re allowed to be happy, don’t let people ruin it for real.

I’m not messy, I’m just very creatively organized.

I’m not weird, I am a limited special edition.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry indeed.

I drink hot coffee strictly for your personal protection indeed.

I drink hot coffee strictly for your personal protection honestly.

I’m a whole buffet of mental health issues.

Everything is funny as long as it hits someone else for real.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them completely honestly.

Better to remain silent and be thought a total fool.

There are three sides to an argument: yours, mine, and facts honestly.

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes you’re just dumb.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

A perfectly balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

My circle is small because I am into absolute quality honestly.

I’m an acquired taste, so please acquire some taste.

I am not lazy, I am just on energy-saving mode.

I need a six-month vacation, exactly twice a year for real.

I’m hiding from exercise.

I have no idea what I’m doing today.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing daily for real.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing honestly.

I’m sorry, what language is that? Sounds like nonsense.

Save paper by never doing any homework at all for real.

I’m in shape. Round is definitely a shape honestly.

I am completely unique, just like everybody else indeed.

Please cancel my monthly subscription to your dramatic issues.

There are three sides to an argument: yours, mine, and facts for real.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them completely indeed.

I came, I saw, I forgot why I walked in.

I’m giving others a prime chance to shine today honestly.

I’m not a control freak, you just do it wrong for real.

Doing nothing is hard because you never know when finished indeed.

Reality called, so I hung up indeed.

I don’t look back unless there is a great view honestly.

If you’re waiting for me to care, pack lunch honestly.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people for real.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity.

I used to have superpowers until my doctor took them.

I need a six-month vacation, exactly twice a year.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you indeed.

The world is full of magic, waiting for wits honestly.

You are the reason shampoo has printed instructions honestly.

I’m a whole buffet of mental health issues indeed.

Doing nothing is hard because you never know when finished.

Waking up early is the worst mistake of the day honestly.

I am not lazy, I am just on energy-saving mode for real.

There is no lifestyle choice called accidental billionaire.

You’re allowed to be happy, don’t let people ruin it honestly.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything for real.

I hate when I think I bought donuts but bought apples.

I am completely unique, just like everybody else for real.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m unsure for real.

The world is full of magic, waiting for wits.

I’m not stubborn, my way is simply much better honestly.

A perfectly balanced diet is a cookie in each hand indeed.

I thank my arms for being by my side for real.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong honestly.

I have enough money to last me unless I buy something indeed.

Life is a great soup and I am a fork indeed.

Everything is funny as long as it hits someone else honestly.

You have the right to remain silent, use it for real.

If you’re waiting for me to care, pack lunch.

The road to success is always under heavy construction honestly.

I didn’t fall, I just attacked the floor fiercely honestly.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few bills for real.

Some people just need a high-five in the face for real.

Why is abbreviation such an incredibly long word for real?

A clean room is a sign of a broken computer network honestly.

I don’t need anger management, I need quiet people.

I didn’t fall, I just attacked the floor fiercely for real.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for indeed.

There are three sides to an argument: yours, mine, and facts indeed.

I need a six-month vacation, exactly twice a year honestly.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new style.

Adulting is like looking both ways and getting hit by a plane honestly.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying a single bill for real.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person indeed.

I’m holding wine to make complaints look sophisticated indeed.

Reality called, so I hung up.

My memory is great, the retrieval system is broken for real.

Reality called, so I hung up for real.

I’m not a control freak, you just do it wrong honestly.

I followed my heart and it led straight to the fridge.

I came, I saw, I forgot why I walked in for real.

I’m a whole buffet of mental health issues for real.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth for real.

Common sense is like deodorant, the needy don’t use it indeed.

The world is full of magic, waiting for wits for real.

I love my job only when I am away on vacation honestly.

I’m just a human asking a salad to be pizza.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people indeed.

Waking up early is the worst mistake of the day for real.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing indeed.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you honestly.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few bills.

There are three sides to an argument: yours, mine, and facts.

The road to success is always under heavy construction.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have a custom font.

There is no lifestyle choice called accidental billionaire honestly.

I drink hot coffee strictly for your personal protection.

Adulting is like looking both ways and getting hit by a plane for real.

I don’t have a bad temper, just fast reactions indeed.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry honestly.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth indeed.

Save paper by never doing any homework at all indeed.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest honestly.

I’m sorry, what language is that? Sounds like nonsense indeed.

I’m sorry, what language is that? Sounds like nonsense honestly.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate honestly.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate indeed.

There is no lifestyle choice called accidental billionaire indeed.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity for real.

My memory is great, the retrieval system is broken indeed.

Please cancel my monthly subscription to your dramatic issues honestly.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically advanced honestly.

I’m in shape. Round is definitely a shape for real.

I’m a multitasker: I listen, ignore, and forget simultaneously honestly.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a few bills indeed.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them completely for real.

You are the reason shampoo has printed instructions.

Why is abbreviation such an incredibly long word honestly?

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it for real.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong for real.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right indeed.

I hate when I think I bought donuts but bought apples honestly.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right honestly.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest for real.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing daily honestly.

I have enough money to last me unless I buy something.

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting.

My bank account proves that I am a saint.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new style indeed.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m unsure.

I don’t need anger management, I need quiet people indeed.

I’m a whole buffet of mental health issues honestly.

I’m in shape. Round is definitely a shape.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new style for real.

I speak fluent sarcasm as a second language honestly.

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes you’re just dumb for real.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

I’m not messy, I’m just very creatively organized for real.

I like you because you remind me of myself.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing daily indeed.

You’re allowed to be happy, don’t let people ruin it indeed.

Maybe you should eat some makeup to be pretty inside for real.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying a single bill.

Adulting is like looking both ways and getting hit by a plane.

I’m sorry if I offended you by being right.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying a single bill honestly.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity indeed.

I want to do things but mostly just nap.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth.

My bank account proves that I am a saint honestly.

I finished my 14-day diet in three hours flat for real.

Where there is a will, there is a helpful relative.

I speak fluent sarcasm as a second language indeed.

Waking up early is the worst mistake of the day.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate.

I’m not a control freak, you just do it wrong.

Save paper by never doing any homework at all honestly.

Better to remain silent and be thought a total fool indeed.

I am an early bird and a night owl all at once honestly.

I’m in shape. Round is definitely a shape indeed.

I’m sorry if I offended you by being right honestly.

I’m giving others a prime chance to shine today for real.

I’m not a control freak, you just do it wrong indeed.

I’m giving others a prime chance to shine today indeed.

I’m standing outside so I can be outstanding honestly.

I am an early bird and a night owl all at once.

I’m a multitasker: I listen, ignore, and forget simultaneously.

I speak fluent sarcasm as a second language.

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes you’re just dumb honestly.

I used to have superpowers until my doctor took them indeed.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m unsure honestly.

I’m not messy, I’m just very creatively organized honestly.

There is absolutely no letter ‘we’ in french fries indeed.

I thank my arms for being by my side.

I don’t have a bad temper, just fast reactions.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything honestly.

I followed my heart and it led straight to the fridge for real.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing.

You’re allowed to be happy, don’t let people ruin it.

If you’re waiting for me to care, pack lunch indeed.

I’m not weird, I am a limited special edition indeed.

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing daily.

If you cannot convince them, confuse them completely.

Doing nothing is hard because you never know when finished honestly.

I have no idea what I’m doing today honestly.

I want to do things but mostly just nap honestly.

My doctor told me to stop eating dinners for four indeed.

I’m just a human asking a salad to be pizza for real.

I don’t need anger management, I need quiet people honestly.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m unsure indeed.

I love sarcasm, it’s like a soft punch with words for real.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything indeed.

My memory is great, the retrieval system is broken.

I need a six-month vacation, exactly twice a year indeed.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard for real.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and eat it.

I’m not messy, I’m just very creatively organized indeed.

I hate when I think I bought donuts but bought apples for real.

I followed my heart and it led straight to the fridge indeed.

Artificial intelligence is no match for real stupidity honestly.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for for real.

Common sense is like deodorant, the needy don’t use it honestly.

I finished my 14-day diet in three hours flat indeed.

My circle is small because I am into absolute quality indeed.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second honestly.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second indeed.

Of course I talk to myself, I need expert advice indeed.

There is absolutely no letter ‘we’ in french fries for real.

My circle is small because I am into absolute quality.

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest indeed.

I am experiencing life at 15 WTFs per hour indeed.

I like you because you remind me of myself for real.

Everything is funny as long as it hits someone else indeed.

A perfectly balanced diet is a cookie in each hand honestly.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second.

My doctor told me to stop eating dinners for four honestly.

I don’t have a bad temper, just fast reactions for real.

I came, I saw, I forgot why I walked in honestly.

The world is full of magic, waiting for wits indeed.

I am an early bird and a night owl all at once indeed.

I don’t have a bad temper, just fast reactions honestly.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have a custom font for real.

I am highly motivated to do absolutely nothing today for real.

I’m an acquired taste, so please acquire some taste for real.

I’m not weird, I am a limited special edition for real.

I like you because you remind me of myself indeed.

I don’t look back unless there is a great view for real.

I am highly motivated to do absolutely nothing today indeed.

Doing nothing is hard because you never know when finished for real.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry for real.

Some people just need a high-five in the face indeed.

I have enough money to last me unless I buy something for real.

If you’re waiting for me to care, pack lunch for real.

We are all born crazy, some stay that way for real.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right for real.

Where there is a will, there is a helpful relative indeed.

Waking up early is the worst mistake of the day indeed.

Where there is a will, there is a helpful relative honestly.

I’m a multitasker: I listen, ignore, and forget simultaneously indeed.

I want to do things but mostly just nap indeed.

I didn’t fall, I just attacked the floor fiercely indeed.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically advanced.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

I used to have superpowers until my doctor took them for real.

Don’t worry about what people think, they rarely do it honestly.

My memory is great, the retrieval system is broken honestly.

Don’t worry about what people think, they rarely do it.

We are all born crazy, some stay that way.

I came, I saw, I forgot why I walked in indeed.

Never let anyone treat you like regular craft glue indeed.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own for real.

Common sense is like deodorant, the needy don’t use it for real.

The road to success is always under heavy construction indeed.

I didn’t fall, I just attacked the floor fiercely.

Don’t worry about what people think, they rarely do it indeed.

I want to do things but mostly just nap for real.

I am highly motivated to do absolutely nothing today.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically advanced indeed.

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you for real.

I don’t have bad handwriting, I have a custom font honestly.

Life is a great soup and I am a fork honestly.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own.

Life is a great soup and I am a fork for real.

I’m standing outside so I can be outstanding for real.

I’m not stubborn, my way is simply much better indeed.

I speak fluent sarcasm as a second language for real.

You have the right to remain silent, use it indeed.

I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate for real.

We are all born crazy, some stay that way indeed.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own indeed.

I love my job only when I am away on vacation for real.

Everything happens for a reason, sometimes you’re just dumb indeed.

I’m hiding from exercise indeed.

There is absolutely no letter ‘we’ in french fries honestly.

I’m just a human asking a salad to be pizza honestly.

Why is abbreviation such an incredibly long word?

We are all born crazy, some stay that way honestly.

I don’t need anger management, I need quiet people for real.

Adulting is like looking both ways and getting hit by a plane indeed.

My doctor told me to stop eating dinners for four.

Save paper by never doing any homework at all.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second for real.

I’m sorry if I offended you by being right indeed.

Where there is a will, there is a helpful relative for real.

Better to remain silent and be thought a total fool for real.

The road to success is always under heavy construction for real.

I am not lazy, I am just on energy-saving mode indeed.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong indeed.

Of course I talk to myself, I need expert advice for real.

I’m holding wine to make complaints look sophisticated for real.

My circle is small because I am into absolute quality for real.

I’m not weird, I am a limited special edition honestly.

I have enough money to last me unless I buy something honestly.

I am experiencing life at 15 WTFs per hour honestly.

I am completely unique, just like everybody else.

I am not a complete idiot, some parts are just missing for real.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me entirely.

I don’t look back unless there is a great view.

Don’t worry about what people think, they rarely do it for real.

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Life is a great soup and I am a fork.

I used to have superpowers until my doctor took them honestly.

I am not lazy, I am just on energy-saving mode honestly.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for honestly.

Never let anyone treat you like regular craft glue for real.

Some people just need a high-five in the face honestly.

I love sarcasm, it’s like a soft punch with words honestly.

I’m holding wine to make complaints look sophisticated honestly.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

I’m an acquired taste, so please acquire some taste honestly.

I’m hiding from exercise honestly.

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting indeed.

I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new style honestly.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me entirely for real.

I thank my arms for being by my side indeed.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person honestly.

I’m just a human asking a salad to be pizza indeed.

There is absolutely no letter ‘we’ in french fries.

I hate when I think I bought donuts but bought apples indeed.

A clean room is a sign of a broken computer network indeed.

I love sarcasm, it’s like a soft punch with words.

I am highly motivated to do absolutely nothing today honestly.

I like you because you remind me of myself honestly.

I don’t need your attitude, I have my own honestly.

Life is short, so smile while you have teeth honestly.

Common sense is like deodorant, the needy don’t use it.

I’m sorry, what language is that? Sounds like nonsense for real.

A perfectly balanced diet is a cookie in each hand for real.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person for real.

I’m a multitasker: I listen, ignore, and forget simultaneously for real.

I’m standing outside so I can be outstanding indeed.

Maybe you should eat some makeup to be pretty inside indeed.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically advanced for real.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Never let anyone treat you like regular craft glue honestly.

My bank account proves that I am a saint for real.

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting for real.

I’m not stubborn, my way is simply much better.

I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me entirely honestly.

You are the reason shampoo has printed instructions for real.

I’m not talking to myself, I’m having a staff meeting honestly.

There is no lifestyle choice called accidental billionaire for real.

Please cancel my monthly subscription to your dramatic issues for real.

I’m holding wine to make complaints look sophisticated.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard indeed.

I love sarcasm, it’s like a soft punch with words indeed.

I am experiencing life at 15 WTFs per hour.

Some people just need a high-five in the face.

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

I love my job only when I am away on vacation.

Why is abbreviation such an incredibly long word indeed?

A clean room is a sign of a broken computer network.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people honestly.

I thank my arms for being by my side honestly.

Of course I talk to myself, I need expert advice honestly.

You have the right to remain silent, use it.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard honestly.

An apple a day keeps anyone away if thrown hard.

I finished my 14-day diet in three hours flat.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything.

My doctor told me to stop eating dinners for four for real.

You have the right to remain silent, use it honestly.

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