145 Frosty Beer Captions (Including Beer Puns!)

It’s time to settle back with a cold one! And if you are looking for the best beer captions for Instagram for your next post we have them right here, including great funny and short beer quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Our Favorite Beer Captions for Instagram

Some people call drinking beer on the treadmill ‘a safety hazard.’ I call it multi-tasking.

Who is this ‘moderation’ everyone keeps telling me to drink with?

Currently fighting the urge to chug a beer before 5 PM.

Working out is a lot like drinking a beer. I feel much better after I’ve done it.

The best beer is the one you drink with friends.

Beergasm: the climactic moment when you try a REALLY good beer.

I don’t care if the glass is half empty or half full… As long as it has beer in it.

You know who deserves a beer tonight? Read that first word again.

Beer is good but beers are better.

Drink triple, see double, act single.

Don’t think of it like a beer. Think of it like a wheat smoothie.

Beer is the answer, but I don’t remember the question.

Screw your zodiac sign. The real question is: what kind of beer do you drink

Should I work out or drink? I ask my dog as I pour myself a beer.

Ways to my heart: buy me beer, pour me beer, take me out for beers

Not to toot my own horn, but I’m, like, really good at drinking beer.

When I say ‘six pack,’ do you think abs? Or beer?

My day is a little hazy after two IPAs.

B.E.E.R = Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.

I’m just here for the pretzels.

Beer: because adulting is hard.

Finishing the race is optional, finishing your beer is not.

Drunk me loves creating awkward situations for sober me.

Beer … a high and mighty liquor.

A beer for you and everyone around you.

Step aside coffee. This is a job for beer.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Wine Quotes, Short Party Quotes, Night Out Quotes, Wine Captions and Party Captions.

Funny Beer Captions

A haiku for today: All I want to do // is to drink a beer or two // and pet all the dogs.

All I want is to travel and drink craft beer.

Because without beer, things do not seem to go as well.

If you think you can win me over with craft beer and nachos, you’re right.

My tolerance for alcohol is way higher than my tolerance for people.

Things I like: drinking beer. Things I don’t like: running out of beer.

May you always have love in your heart and beer in your belly.

I like my water with grain & hops.

I have abs. They are just hidden under my love for beer and pizza.

Not only do I dance like nobody is watching, I also drink as if I don’t have to work in the morning.

Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and beer to accept the things I can’t.

I drink a lot of water. Filtered water. Filtered through malt and hops. Beer. I drink a lot of beer

I have an open door policy: bring beer, and I’ll open the door.

It’s not drinking alone if the dog is home.

With friends like these, every hour is happy hour.

Friends don’t let friends drink beer alone.

Feelin’ hoppy about this situation.

I got 99 problems and beer solves every one of them.

You just can’t have one beer.

Drinking before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

Never chase anything but drinks and dreams.

Friends don’t let friends go thirsty.

Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.

People who drink light beer don’t like the taste of beer – they just like to pee a lot!

A pitcher-perfect moment.

Happy? Have a beer. Sad? Have a beer. Stressed? Have a beer. In love? Have a beer.

In a world full of doctors and therapists, it would be better to act like a beer.

I followed my heart and it led me to the closest brewery.

If at first you don’t succeed, try a bottle opener. It probably isn’t a twist off.

Beerful: noticeably happy and/or optimistic after drinking a beer.

They said, ‘Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer,’ so we did.

It’s a good day for a beer.

Beers and cheers with my favorite people.

Weekend forecast: Cloudy with a chance of beer.

Camping without beer is just sitting in the woods.

Text 1: Want to go to the gym with me? Text 2: You spelled “brewery” wrong.

Did you know 14 muscles are activated when opening a beer?

Twinkle, twinkle, little star, point me to the nearest bar.

Us: we’re only having one beer tonight. Narrator: they did not only have one beer.

I’m in need of liquid therapy

Life is too short to drink bad beer.

Crush the workout. Drink the beer. Cut the toxic people out of your life. Repeat.

Beer: making Mondays manageable since… always.

I like to party. And by party, I mean drink beer and cuddle dogs.

I just rescued some beer. It was trapped in a bottle.

Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.

You’re the she to my nanigans.

Thank you from the bottom of my glass.

Short Captions About Beer

But first, beer.

Tastes as good as it looks.

You are my best bud (light).

Saturdays are for the beers.

Beer is my love language.

In a relationship with beer.

Be a good person. Drink beer. Repeat.

Easily distracted by dogs and beer.

“I’ll drink to that!” – Me to everything

Hey, it’s beer o’clock.

Alexa, bring me a beer.

I think we all deserve an alcoholiday.

I need a HUGe glass of beer.

Don’t worry, be hoppy.

Getting hopped up.

Brewed to perfection.

Don’t stop, beer-lievin’.

A brew you will love.

Ale hello there, beer.

Chill for best results.

Hydrate responsibly.

Alcohol you later.

Save water, drink beer.

Will run for beer.

Hey there hops stuff.

Wish you were beer.

Beer Puns

• You better beer-lieve we went to a brewery.
• It burns when IPA.
• Love brew very much, beer.
• To beer, or not to beer. That is the question.
• To beer, or not to beer, that is a silly question.
• Thank brew very much for being you.
• Our friendship is more like a sisterhood at this pint.
• Each new ale I try is un-beer-lievable.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• Felt crafty, might delete later.
• Beer is made from hops. Hops are plants. Therefore, beer is a salad.
• Without you, life would be unBEERable.
• Beer makes me hoppy.

• I must be having deja brew.
• I’m in my hoppy place right now.
• Life is brewtiful.
• Nothing compares to brew.
• Love is ale we need.
• Just brew it!
• I knew you could brew it.
• Love is ale we need.
• When God said “Let there be light” he was NOT talking about beer.
• This beer tastes like I’m not going to work tomorrow.
• Light beer is a hop-tical illusion.
• That makes you lager than life.
• Hippity hoppity.
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder.

Short Beer Quotes for Instagram

“Beer is an improvement on water itself.” ― Grant Johnson

“That’s right, there’s free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone’s jealous.” ― Kevin Hearne

“A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” ― Louis Pasteur

“He was a wise man who invented beer.” ― Plato

“Beer’s intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.” ― Ray Bradbury

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” — Kinky Friedman

“Beer … a high and mighty liquor.” ― Julius Caesar

“I don’t think I’ve drunk enough beer to understand that.” ― Terry Pratchett

“A man who lies about beer makes enemies” ― Stephen King

“Did I tell you I’m like light beer? I taste great but I’m less filling.” – John Cena

“I want a beer. I want a giant, ice-cold bottle of beer and shower sex.” ― Nora Roberts

“I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure.” – Jennifer Rardin

“I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” ― Homer Simpson

“We really feel there is an opportunity for us in the light beer market.” – Andy Thomas

“Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther

“My first pastoral letter’s gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes — I hate those two things.” – Timothy M. Dolan

“Religion is a non-alcoholic man’s alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man’s religion.” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Beer is the center of everything. Everything revolves around beer. When you drink beer, everything revolves. Therefore beer is the center of everything.” ― University of Waterloo Engineers

“What were they thinking? ‘It’s an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!” ― Rick Yancey

“I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.” ― Abraham Lincoln

“A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” ― Czech Proverb

“And … and what is civilisation if it isn’t people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?” ― James S.A. Corey

“I’d been doing some light-beer commercials for Budweiser and Coors, and I was doing stand-up comedy. I wanted to get into the acting world, and my agent sent me to audition and they liked it.” – Kevin Nelson

“Never underestimate how much assistance, how much satisfaction, how much comfort, how much soul and transcendence there might be in a well-made taco and a cold bottle of beer.” ― Tom Robbins

“I work until beer o’clock.” ― Stephen King

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” ― Martin Luther

“Beer may cause you to digress – and lead a happier life.” ― Michael Jackson

“You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of football team, or some nuclear weapons, but in the very least you need a beer.” ― Frank Zappa

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.” ― Thomas Jefferson

“We don’t drink light beer, drive Smart cars, or admit to knowing the names of more than about five or six colors. And we don’t wax our chests, ever.” – Lisa Kleypas

So that is our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go for a beer!