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Cute and Funny Christmas Shopping Quotes and Captions

Buying gifts for family and friends can be one of the most fun – or frustrating – parts of the holiday season. Either way, it has to be done so we have put together a list of all the best Christmas shopping quotes for your next post. And if you’re looking for short Christmas shopping captions for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Christmas Shopping Captions

Shopping: the ultimate love language of the holidays.

Find joy in the chaos of crowded aisles and endless options.

From virtual carts to festive hearts, online shopping brings holiday cheer to your doorstep.

We wish you a merry shopping spree.

Finding the perfect gift is like hitting the jackpot of joy.

Christmas calories don’t count when spent on gifts.

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is shopping loud for all to hear!

Unwrap the joy of shopping.

Spread cheer with gifts.

Wrap it up with love, tie it with a bow; the magic of giving, let it show.

The joy of giving is a gift in itself.

Treat yourself as you treat others – with kindness, love, and a little shopping spree.

Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.

This Christmas, my bank account goes from hero to zero.

Santa’s workshop has nothing on my favorite store.

May your coffee be strong, and your shopping game stronger.

Bags full, hearts fuller – that’s the joy of Christmas shopping.

Santa’s little shopping helper.

Shop till you drop, then wrap it up with a bow.

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May your presents be thoughtful, your bows be perfectly tied, and your shopping stress-free.

Shopping: because therapy is expensive.

Rockin’ around the Christmas tree with shopping bags.

Sparkling with joy and shopping bags this Christmas.

Eat, shop, and be merry!

In the eleventh hour, holiday magic blooms with the perfect gift.

May your Christmas shopping be merry and your gifts be extraordinary.

May your days be merry and your shopping be stress-free.

Finding the perfect gifts, one store at a time.

Wear a smile; it’s the best accessory for holiday shopping.

Shop ‘til you drop, then shop a little more.

May your shopping list be short, and your savings be long.

Dear Santa, define ‘nice.’ I have receipts to prove it!

Love, joy, and shopping bags.

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Jingle all the way to the checkout line.

Why wrap presents when you can gift bag like a pro?

Shop, wrap, repeat – the holiday mantra.

The thrill of the countdown, the joy of the last-minute find – that’s the spirit of Christmas shopping on a time crunch.

Wrap up the love, tie it with a bow – your gift is ready to go!

Walking in a winter fashion-land.

Walking in a shopping wonderland.

Wishing you a wallet full of money and a shopping cart full of joy.

I’m sleighin’ this Christmas shopping game.

Dreaming of a full shopping cart and empty to-do list.

In the nick of time, the perfect gifts shine.

Jingle deals all the way!

Tying bows and spreading cheer – the final touches to a festive year.

Browsing through aisles, spreading Christmas smiles.

Santa’s little helper? More like Santa’s shopping partner!

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Christmas shopping with my favorite elf.

Shop local, love global – the spirit of Christmas knows no borders.

Making spirits bright, one shopping bag at a time.

Christmas shopping: because finding the perfect gift is its own kind of magic.

Wrap up the love; it’s the best present you can give.

Shopping: the true sport of the holiday season.

Believe in the magic of the season, and let the joy of Christmas shopping be your guide.

Holiday hustle and bustle.

Dear Santa, I’ve been shopping instead of working out.

In a world of pixels, find the magic in every click, every gift, every Christmas tick.

Making shopping lists and checking them twice.

It’s beginning to look a lot like shopping season.

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Retail therapy: my solution to all Christmas stress.

Treat yourself this Christmas with some retail therapy.

In the dance of discounts, find the rhythm of joy.

Christmas shopping is the workout your heart needs.

The more you shop, the merrier the season.

The best gifts come in small packages – and shopping bags.

Have yourself a merry little shopping spree.

May your shopping cart be filled with joy, and your heart with warmth.

As the ribbons twirl and the paper unfurls, the joy of Christmas is wrapped up in the details.

In the act of giving, we discover the true magic of Christmas.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good buy!

From screen to scene – turning online shopping into a holiday dream.

Shopping: the one sport I excel at during the holidays.

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Twinkle lights and shopping sprees.

Procrastination meets celebration – the art of last-minute Christmas shopping.

Jingle all the way to the checkout.

Christmas calories don’t count when shopping.

Make it a December to remember with the perfect gifts.

In the art of wrapping, we find the heart of giving.

The true joy of Christmas is in the giving.

Retail therapy: my favorite Christmas tradition.

Keep calm and shop on – it’s the most wonderful time of the year.

Hustle and bustle through the holiday shuffle.

Shopping is the most wonderful stress reliever of the year.

Dear Santa, I’ve been good at shopping. Can I be on the nice list?

All is calm, all is bright, and I’m shopping tonight.

Shop small, support local, spread Christmas cheer.

In the aisles of cheer, find the perfect gift for someone dear.

Click, shop, joy – the modern carol of Christmas.

Finding joy in the tiniest of boxes.

Gifts galore!

The more you give, the more Christmas magic you receive.

Santa’s wishlist: more shopping, less wrapping!

Gifts wrapped in love are the best presents of all.

I’m on the naughty list, but at least my shopping is done!

No lines, no stress – just a digital sleigh of happiness.

All I want for Christmas is an unlimited shopping spree.

Tis the season to shop!

Buy now, regret never – ‘tis the Christmas shopping mantra.

It’s not about the size of the gift but the love behind it.

Sparkly star decorations with funny Christmas tree captions

Christmas is the season of giving – and shopping is the sport!

Merry everything and happy always – especially when shopping!

Shopping spree vibes.

Tis the season to be shopping, fa la la la la, la la la – let the festivities begin!

Glitter, sparkle, and shopping galore!

Shop smart, wrap with heart.

The best gift around the Christmas tree is the presence of family wrapped in love.

Stressed, blessed, and Christmas shopping obsessed.

Tangled lights and shopping bags – signs of a successful Christmas season.

Shop like it’s hot cocoa weather.

Last-minute dashes and spontaneous flashes of Christmas brilliance.

I’ll be home with my shopping haul for Christmas.

Finding the perfect gift is like discovering a little piece of holiday magic.

Last-minute wrapping, but never last-minute love – every gift tells a story.

Shop ’til you drop!

All I want for Christmas is more shopping!

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The best way to spread Christmas magic is buying gifts that are fantastic.

Merry shopping!

Santa, define ‘naughty’…

Christmas shopping is an art – the gifts are the masterpieces.

Jingle bells, shopping sales, finding gifts that tell tales.

Christmas is a race to see who can finish their shopping first – may the best elf win!

Finding holiday treasures with a heart full of joy.

Making memories and shopping for smiles.

Shop ‘til you sleigh – your list, that is!

Santa baby, bring me a shopping spree tonight.

Shopping is my love language during the holiday season.

May your shopping bags be heavy, and your heart be light.

My credit card and I have a love-hate relationship this Christmas.

Jolly shopping days lead to a festive season.

A thoughtful gift is a glimpse into the heart of the giver.

Shopping bags are Santa’s true sleigh bells.

Season of shopping.

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Merry and bright, just like your shopping finds tonight.

Holiday shopping is the workout our credit cards get once a year.

Shopping + hot cocoa = perfect Christmas day.

I can’t buy happiness, but I can buy a lot of presents!

Shop with joy, and the season will sparkle.

Santa’s helper on a shopping spree.

Santa’s sleigh has nothing on my shopping cart.

Wrap up love and deliver it with a bow.

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Gifts are like snowflakes – no two should be the same.

Gifts wrapped, spirits high – that’s the Christmas shopping way.

Treat every gift as if it’s a piece of holiday magic.

May your gifts be as delightful as your Christmas shopping adventures.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Christmas Stocking Quotes, Christmas Cookies Quotes, Christmas Eve Quotes, Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends and Family, Christmas Tree Captions and Christmas Lights Captions.

Christmas Shopping Quotes

“Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a “religious” meaning.” – Andy Borowitz

“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.” – Dave Barry

“There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?” – Conan O’Brien

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“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” – Peg Bracken

“You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.” – Jeff Foxworthy

“From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.” – Katharine Whitehorn

“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.” – Oren Arnold

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson

“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” – William Thomas Ellis

Closeup of tree and ornaments with funny Christmas quotes by Tom Sims

“Every gift which is given, even though is be small, is in reality great, if it is given with affection” – Pindar

“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder

“I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.” –

“The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each other’s burdens, easing others’ loads, and supplanting empty hearts and lives with generous gifts becomes for us the magic of the holidays.” – W.C. Jones

“As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December’s bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.” – Donald E. Westlake

“Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.” – Peg Bracken

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” – Charles Dickens

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“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.” – Andy Rooney

“Christmas is not as much about opening presents as it is about opening our hearts.” – Janice Maeditere

“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Burton Hillis

“Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.” – Richard Lamm

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“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.” – Bill Vaughan

“Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.” – Jon Anderson

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” – Charles M. Schulz

So that is it for our list of Christmas Shopping Quotes and Captions. We hope you found the perfect one!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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