Cookies and Christmas go together like pumpkins and Halloween, so we have put together a list of all the best Christmas cookies quotes and puns for your next holiday post. And if you’re looking for short Christmas cookies captions for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short and Funny Christmas Cookies Captions
Christmas cookies: the sweetest gift you can give…and eat!
Christmas cookie guru.
Don’t be a cookie monster, share the joy this Christmas!
Caught in a ‘sweet’ dilemma – eat them, gift them, or keep them for Santa?
Stressed is just desserts spelled backwards.
It’s snowtime to bake some Christmas cookies!
If Santa had an Instagram, he’d double tap these cookies. Spoiler: they’re reindeer-approved too!
‘Tis the season for stretchy pants and endless cookies. Who said you can’t have your cookie and eat it too?
Cookie decorating: a sweet Christmas tradition!
You’re one smart cookie, Christmas!
Sweet as a Christmas cookie.
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…so we have an excuse to stay in and bake cookies all day!
Where there’s a whisk, there’s a way.
You’re the reason I got a gym membership, Christmas cookie!
These Christmas cookies are so addictive, they should be illegal!
Santa’s favorite Christmas cookie? Ho-ho-hobnobs!
I’m dreaming of a doughy Christmas cookie delight!
Christmas cookies: the real reason for the season!
All I want for Christmas is you…and maybe a dozen more cookies.
Making it a sweet December to remember
I’m on the naughty list for stealing cookies.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies—close enough!
Warning: Christmas cookies may cause extreme happiness and sugar rushes!
I’m a Christmas cookie snob.
‘Tis the season for cookies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Keep calm and bake Christmas cookies.
It’s snow joke, cookies make everything better!
Have yourself a merry little cookie-eating marathon!
Feeling the holiday spirit in every bite!
You’re one tough cookie to catch!
Cookies are made with butter and love.
Have your cake and eat cookies too – it’s Christmas!
Just a smart cookie with their smart cookies.
In case you were wondering, my current relationship status is ‘committed to Christmas cookies.’ It’s pretty serious
Life is short. Eat the Christmas cookies.
I’m in love with the gingerbread man because he’s my cookie crush!
Baking cookies is my Christmas jam!
All you need is love and Christmas cookies.
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.
Santa’s favorite helper
It’s hard to be sad when you’re eating a cookie.
This Christmas cookie is as sweet as sugarplums in my dreams.
Dear Santa, I promise I’ve been sweet all year… just like these cookies!
But first, cookies
Christmas cookies are my jam-filled favorite.
Jingle all the way to the kitchen.
These cookies are so good, they must be Santa-approved!
Cookie dough, ho ho ho!
I’m so dough-lighted to meet you, Christmas cookie!
Remember, cookies are like Santa, they’re always a batch behind!
Oh, crumb on!
Official Christmas cookie tester.
Santa’s cookies: the real reason he visits every house.
I’m on a Christmas cookie diet: I can’t stop stuffing!
I’m crumbled for you, my sweet Christmas cookie!
They say to follow your heart, but in December, it leads me straight to the cookie jar. Guided by sugar and spice and all things nice.
Feeling crumby? Eat a Christmas cookie and be merry!
Not to brag, but I’ve got baking down to a ‘science’—the science of estimating how many cookies I can eat in one sitting.
Cookie decorating: the perfect excuse to lick the spoon!
These cookies sleigh me with their deliciousness!
Have a batch made in gingerbread heaven this Christmas!
Oven mitts: the unsung heroes of Christmas cookie baking.
Cookies make every day batter.
Christmas cookies are Santa’s way of saying “Thank you for the milk!”
I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
Got milk? I’ve got the cookies.
Sprinkles on deck and sugar in the air – it’s not just any batch of cookies, it’s a recipe for holiday magic.
Christmas cookies: the secret ingredient for holiday cheer!
Baking the world a better place one cookie at a time.
Twinkle, twinkle little star, how I wonder which cookie you are. From chocolate chip to snickerdoodle, each bite brings a bit of yuletide sparkle.
Sprinkled with love and a pinch of magic. Welcome to our cookie wonderland!
Baking is both an art and a science.
Battle of the Christmas cookies starts now!
Oh, snap! It’s time for some Christmas cookie magic!
All I want for Christmas is a cookie in each hand!
Nothing beats Christmas cookies and a glass of milk.
All I want for Christmas is cookies
Nothing says home like the smell of baking.
Getting baked with Christmas cookies is always a good idea.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring—except for me, eating these cookies.
You’re a smart cookie, but I’m a Christmas cookie!
Feeling crumby? Have a cookie to dough away your worries!
Christmas is a time when you get homesick…even when you’re home.
Sweet dreams are made of this, dough am I to disagree?
My perfect Christmas: lots of cookies and no weight gain!
Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life.
It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
Baking spirits bright! My cookies might not look perfect, but they’re disappearing faster than my New Year’s resolutions.
I’m just here for the cookies… and maybe a little elf-improvement. Santa, take notes!
Every time a bell rings, a cookie gets its sprinkles!
You’re a cookie-cutter of perfection, Christmas cookie.
I’m just here for the cookies, no need for mistletoe.
Santa’s favorite treat: jingle bellies and Christmas cookies!
Baking Christmas cookies is my favorite way to spread holiday cheer!
Santa knows if you’ve been baking bad or good cookies!
Forget the milk, Santa prefers cookies for a jolly night!
These cookies are snow good, they’re elf-obsessed!
Cookie decorating: talent or fun mess
Joy to the cookies, the oven has dinged!
My favorite Christmas carol is “O Christmas Cookie, O Christmas Cookie!”
Christmas cookie baking team.
Cookie lovers unite, it’s time to indulge!
Christmas cookies: the reason I’m on the naughty list!
The best part of the holidays is baking Christmas cookies.
Don’t be a ginger-snapping turtle, share your cookies!
Baking Christmas cookies is how I roll!
Baking Christmas cookies is snow laughing matter!
A balanced diet is a Christmas cookie in each hand.
Have a jolly cookie Christmas, filled with sugar and spice!
This is what happiness looks like: a warm tray of freshly baked cookies. Heart full, stomach fuller.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
A batch made in heaven
Christmas cookies are like friends – sweet, comforting, and they disappear quickly!
Don’t be a Grinch, just have another Christmas cookie!
Christmas cookies: making spirits bright, and tummies full!
Get ready to crumble, it’s cookie time!
Caught in a love triangle with me, my oven, and these gingerbread cookies. Spoiler: the cookies win every time.
Cookies make everything better.
Don’t be a half-baked cookie, Santa’s watching!
Nothing says Christmas like a dozen cookies and a milk stash!
Dashing through the dough
That’s the way the cookie crumbles…during Christmas!
I’m a smart cookie, especially during the Christmas season.
Cookies for Santa? More like ho-ho-whole tray for Santa!
Let’s bake some holiday cheer and dough-nuts for Christmas!
Baking Christmas cookies puts me in a jolly good mood!
Let’s bake merry and bright Christmas cookies!
Sugar and spice make everything nice…especially Christmas cookies!
Baking spirits bright
Baking spirits high with these Christmas treats
Cookie decorating is my kind of winter wonderland!
Cookie decorating is my jam, spreading sweet cheer!
Who needs snowflakes when you have cookie crumbs?
Life is short, eat the whole plate of Christmas cookies!
Christmas cookies: the reason for the season’s jolly belly laughs!
Christmas cookies are the reason for the season… of eating!
Christmas cookies are Santa’s secret to staying jolly all night!
You must be one smart cookie to survive the Christmas season!
Sprinkles are just glitter for food, right? Making the world a more sparkly place, one cookie at a time.
These cookies sleighed the competition at the bake-off!
You’re the sweetest thing in my holiday recipe, Christmas cookie.
You’re my sugar and spice.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, and fill the kitchen with the aroma of freshly baked cookies. It’s how we jingle all the way!
Let’s make some holiday memories with sweet Christmas cookies.
Baking spirits bright! My kitchen might be messy, but my Christmas cookies are picture-perfect.
Keep calm and eat all the cookies.
You make me melt like a warm batch of cookies, Christmas cookie.
Forget the sleigh, I’m riding this sugar rush straight to the North Pole. Watch out, Rudolph!
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer…to the kitchen we go!
Team Christmas Cookies
Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts.
Christmas calories don’t count when it comes to cookies, right?
Home and Christmas cookies. What more could you want?
I’m in a gingerbread of mind.
Baked you a surprise.
Make frosting, not war.
I’m not a gingerbread man, but I’m still pretty sweet!
Live. Love. Christmas cookies.
Forget milk, Santa wants Christmas cookies with extra sprinkles!
Follow me to the Christmas cookies.
Santa’s favorite cookies are the ones with no calories.
I’m just here for the cookie exchange.
Let’s be real, all I want for Christmas is cookies. And by the looks of it, my wish came true. Feast your eyes!
Keep calm and eat cookies, it’s a Christmas tradition!
Home is where the Christmas cookies are.
Santa, stop here! We have Christmas cookies.
These cookies sleigh me, they’re so delicious!
You better not crumble, Santa wants his cookie!
Santa stops here.
Deck the halls with doughy goodness and sprinkle on some sugar cheer!
Follow the aroma of happiness and it will lead you straight to our Christmas cookie stash.
Christmas cookies: the reason Santa’s pants are so snug!
Cookie baking crew, reporting for duty!
Tis the season to eat Christmas cookies by the dozen!
From our cookie jar to your feed, spreading joy one crumbly delight at a time. Can you smell the holiday cheer?
Christmas cookies: the sweetest way to spread holiday cheer!
Waiting for the Cookies to cool! As they say, good things Crumb to those who wait.
Baking spirits bright. Because every Christmas story should start with cookies and end with crumbs.
All I want for Christmas is cookies
Christmas cookies are like snowflakes – they’re all unique and delicious!
Bake the world a better place.
Warning: May spontaneously start caroling if fed enough Christmas cookies. Proceed with caution (and milk).
Eat, drink, and be merry! Especially eat.
Don’t be a crumb, just enjoy the Christmas cookie!
Fa la la la la, la la la…cookie.
Catch me baking Christmas cookies all winter long.
Sleighing the cookie game one batch at a time! If cookies were currency, I’d be a millionaire by now.
Cookie baking crew reporting for duty!
Christmas cookie calories don’t count (because science).
A friend is someone to share the last cookie with.
Don’t worry, I’m cookie certified.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough, but not baked in the same oven.
Christmas calories don’t count when eating cookies!
You are the boss of that dough.
My favorite Christmas carol? “Deck the Halls with Cookie Dough!”
Santa’s favorite song? “Jingle smells” of Christmas cookies baking!
Dear Santa, I can explain. But first, let’s eat a cookie.
My cookie consumption is reaching Santa-level proportions.
Don’t be a cookie monster, save some for Santa Claus!
Whipping up some holiday cheer, one cookie at a time. Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got cookies as sweet as these
Keep your friends close and your Christmas cookies closer. That way, you can guard them from cookie thieves.
Cookie monsters unite for the holiday season!
Christmas calories don’t count, right?
May your Christmas be filled with sweetness and sprinkles.
Don’t be a grinch, give me another cookie!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Christmas Party Captions, Christmas Lights Captions, Christmas Stocking Quotes, Christmas Shopping Quotes, Christmas Eve Quotes, Merry Christmas Wishes for Friends and Family, Gingerbread Quotes, Christmas Tree Captions and Christmas Song Lyrics.
Christmas Cookies Puns
How did the Christmas cookie’s date go? It was a real ginger-bread-breaker!
I’m in loaf with you, Christmas cookie.
You’re the reason for the seasoning.
I’m crumby at baking, but it’s the thought that counts!
I can’t gingerbread without you, Christmas cookie.
I’m so crumby at baking that my Christmas cookies are just ho-ho-horrible!
No matter how you slice it, Christmas cookies are always delicious!
Have an oatstanding Christmas!
Santa’s favorite Christmas cookie is a “Ho, Ho, Ho-liday treat!”
I’m on a roll, or maybe just a cookie sheet!
I’m just here to spread some holiday dough.
I’m not a control freak, I just knead to be in dough-mination.
I’m so dough-lighted to have these Christmas cookies!
I’m all about that Christmas dough, no treble.
I’m cookie-ing my way through the holidays.
Let’s get baked together, Christmas cookie.
I donut want any other Christmas cookie!
What’s a Christmas cookie’s favorite song? “Bake it off, bake it off!”
Donut worry, be cookie!
Let’s make this Christmas crumb-tastic with cookies!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
I’m on a roll, cookie dough that is!
Oh snap! It’s cookie season!
Why did the Christmas cookie go to jail? It stole Santa’s heart.
I’m crackers for Christmas cookies!
I’m the reason Santa has a “chimney” waistline.
Bakers who love Christmas cookies knead a little dough!
Let’s bake this Christmas a “dough-lightful” one!
This Christmas, let’s crumble together!
Baking Christmas cookies is a whisk worth taking!
Santa Claus goes to therapy because he has cookie-ness issues.
If you can’t bake the heat, get out of the cookie jar!
Doughn’t be a gingerbread grinch, share the cookies!
Why did Santa’s helper go to therapy? Because he had elf-esteem issues!
What kind of Christmas cookie has bad manners? A rude-olph!
I’m dough-lighted to spend the holidays with you, Christmas cookie.
Baking Christmas cookies is my favorite way to “dough”minate the kitchen!
I’m so cookie-licious, even the Grinch can’t resist me!
Doughn’t you just love a good Christmas cookie?
Santa’s cookies are so good, they sleigh the competition!
Let’s make this cookie dough-nation.
I’m having a floured conversation with this Christmas cookie dough!
What’s a Christmas cookie’s favorite dance move? The Gingerbread Shuffle!
I’m in a gingerbreadition for Christmas cookies!
Remember, Santa’s favorite cookies are chocolate chip ho-ho-ho-late!
Christmas cookies make the season merry and dough-licious!
I’m just here for the bake of it.
You’re the raisin why I love Christmas cookies.
What do you call a reindeer-shaped Christmas cookie? A ho-ho-ho-liday treat!
I can’t be-leaf how cute these Christmas cookies are!
I knead you to be mine, Christmas cookie.
Christmas cookies are Santa’s favorite treat – they’re always in his clause!
Let’s make it rein-deer with a Christmas cookie feast!
What’s a snowman’s favorite Christmas song? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
I’m feeling crumby, pass me another Christmas cookie!
Cookie-baking is the yeast I can do.
You’re the reason my heart’s all a-flour, Christmas cookie.
Deck the halls with dough and lots of tasty cookies!
All I want for Christmas is brew-ty and the yeast.
I’m dough-nuts about Christmas cookies!
I’m dough-lighted to meet you.
Baking cookies is the yeast I can do for the holidays!
These Christmas cookies are worth the weigh-t!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsel-itis.
You can’t crumble my Christmas spirit.
You’re a dough-lightful baker!
Doughn’t stop believin’ in Christmas cookies!
Christmas Cookies Quotes
“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can’t be miserable while you are eating a cookie.” -Ina Garten
“Nothing says holidays like a collection of your favorite cookies.” – Marissa Moss
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Barbara Johnson
“My favorite Christmas recipe, a dash of love and a bunch of cookies.” – Unknown
“Santa tell me if you’re really there” – Ariana Grande
“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” – Salman Rushdie
“Christmas isn’t a season. It’s a feeling.” – Edna Ferber
“C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me.” -Cookie Monster
“Cookies are made of butter and love.” – Norweigan Proverb
“Cooking is love made visible, especially when it’s cookies.” – Kim McCosker
“Underneath the tree, you’re here where you should be” – Kelly Clarkson
“Christmas isn’t just a season. It’s a feeling that cookies bring.” – Edna Ferber,
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas” – Meredith Willson
“A friend is someone to share the last cookie with.” -Cookie Monster
“Christmas cookies are made of sugar & spice, but the memories they create are oh so nice!” – Unknown
“Jingle bell rock” – Joe Beal & Jim Boothe
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is baking cookies for all to share.” – Adapted from Elf
“Life is short, make it sweet with Christmas cookies.” – Unknown
“Have yourself a merry little Christmas” – Hugh Martin and Ralph Blane
“All you need is love and Christmas cookies.” – Unknown
So that is it for our list of Christmas Cookies Quotes, Captions and Puns. We hope you found the perfect one!
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