Whether winter is your favorite season or you’re more of a warmer weather person, winter has its moments. Which is why we have put together a list of all the best short funny winter quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny winter sayings, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Short Funny Winter Quotes
“Nothing burns like the cold.” – George R. R. Martin
“Snowfall rouses your inner child to dream and play once more.” ― Angie Weiland-Crosby
“The snow was endless, a heavy blanket on the outdoors.” ― Cambria Heber.
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” ― Roger Ebert
“The world was furred with late spring snow.” ― Marian Engel.
“In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.” – William Blake
“Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do.” – Stanley Crawford
“To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.” – Aristotle
“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.” – Bill Watterson
“Close your eyes. Hear the silent snow. Listen to your soul speak.” ― Adrienne Posey
“There’s just something beautiful about walking on snow that nobody else has walked on.” ― Carol Rifka Brunt
“When snow falls, nature listens.” ― Antoinette Van Kleeff
“It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea.” ― Dylan Thomas
“You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You’re the same decaying organic matter as everything else.” – Chuck Palahniuk
“Imagine if fire extinguishers were full of snow. Imagine the fun we could have.” – Neil Hilborn
“We are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.” – Lewis Black
“While I relish our warm months, winter forms our character and brings out our best.” – Tom Allen
“Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.” – Victor Hugo
“Snow is the truth only when it’s snowing.” – Marty Rubin.
“You can’t get too much winter in the winter.” – Robert Frost
“There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.” – Bill Veeck
“The snow doesn’t give a soft white damn whom it touches.” ― E.E. Cummings
“There’s no such thing as bad weather – only the wrong clothes.” – Billy Connolly
“In the depths of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.” – Albert Camus
“Winter must be cold for those with no warm memories.” – Deborah Kerr
“There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.” – John Ruskin
“I confess, I hope she does not hurry. It is good to be alone in the snow.” ― Pierce Brown
“The most delightful advantage of being bald—one can hear snowflakes.” – R. G. Daniels
“Winter blues are cured every time with a potato gratin paired with a roast chicken.” – Alexandra Guarnaschelli
“I never eat November’s snowflakes, I always wait until December.” – Lucy
“I’m all livin’! I am alive! What a neat thing to happen to a nice guy like me.”—Frosty
“A snow day literally and figuratively falls from the sky unbidden and seems like a thing of wonder.” ― Susan Orlean
“We build statues out of snow, and weep to see them melt.” ― Walter Scott
“When snow falls, nature listens.” – Antoinette Van Kleeff
“The very fact of snow is such an amazement.” – Roger Ebert
“Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I’m gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!” ― Robyn Schneider
“They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?” – Terry Pratchett
“I love snow for the same reason I love Christmas. It brings people together whilst time stands still.” ― Rachel Cohn
“A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn’t mean in winter.” – Patricia Briggs
“Snow flurries began to fall and they swirled around people’s legs like house cats.” – Sarah Addison Allen
“I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.” – T. S. Eliot
“The snow began to fall again, drifting against the windows, politely begging entrance and then falling with disappointment to the ground.” ― Jamie McGuire
“The first snow is like the first love.” — Lara Biyuts
“They watched the snow fall and fall and fall until they thought that they were the ones falling.” ― Ann Patchett.
“There’s no such thing as bad weather, just soft people.” – Bill Bowerman
“You are not a special snowflake.” – Sophia Amoruso
“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold” – Charles Dickens
“I love you because no two snowflakes are alike.” — Nikki Giovanni
“A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.” – Carl Reiner
“Snow brings the power to stop life as you know it dead in its tracks.” ― Nancy Hatch Woodward
“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.” -Dave Barry
“The light made the snowballs look yellow. Or at least I hoped that was the cause.” — Gary D. Schmidt
“Blow, blow, thou winter wind Thou art not so unkind, As man’s ingratitude.” – William Shakespeare
“If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.” – Anne Bradstreet
“No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.” – Hal Borland
“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“Like my father, I am a snow person.” ― Charlie English
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“Sometimes I would like to be a child again, and other times a woman made of snow.” – Deirdre Sullivan
” I love you snow much girl. It was love at frost sight.”
“A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” – Markus Zusak
“Let the storm rage on. The cold never bothered me anyway.” – Elsa from Frozen
“This crisp winter air is full of it.” – John Burroughs
“The snow fell as softly as a poet’s tears.” ― Kevin Ansbro
“Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.” – Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
“There was a silver lining tucked into last weekend’s blizzard.” – Liz Krieger
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Funny Winter Quotes, Short Merry Christmas Messages for Friends, Winter Chalk Board Art Ideas, Short Winter Sayings, Christmas Eve Quotes and Christmas Cookies Quotes.
Short Funny Winter Sayings
Freeze the day.
Don’t give me the cold shoulder. I’m just punning with you.
Every mile is two in winter.
Let’s coldly go where snowman has gone before.
What’s the weatherman’s favorite food in winter? Brrr-itos!
I only have ice for you.
It’s winter, weather you like it or not.
You think you’re above the thaw?
It was mitten in the stars.
If you need me, I’ll be inside until April.
Love at frost sight!
Freeze things happen.
It’s snow ice to meet you.
What is a snow leopard’s favorite type of candy? Snowcaps.
Let’s get this snow on the road!
Every day I’m shoveling.
I’m chillin’ with my snowmies!
I’m s-mitten, do you g-love me?
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…somewhere else!
It’s brrrilliant outside!
That guy loves icy weather. He’s a sleet freak!
It’s easy freezy!
Fear not; all is not frost!
Freeze are the good cold days.
Winter is like fall except you need five pairs of leggings instead of one.
When it snows you have two choices. Shovel or snow angels.
Do you know what’s at flake here?
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
All that dirty snow is an ice-sore.
Dear winter, I’m breaking up with you. I think it’s time I start seeing other seasons
You’re up to snow good.
Dear winter, stop being so romantic, I’m single here.
What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
I can’t get out of bed on days when the temperature is less than my age.
Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
I’m staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.
I think the perfect gift to give anyone in the winter is a heated toilet seat.
What do the elves eat for lunch in the North Pole? Cold cuts and chilly.
Don’t be snow dramatic!
Say it ain’t snow!
Once mitten, ice shy.
What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole? A polaroid.
Frost and foremost…
Shiver me limb-ers.
After Christmas, I’m another day colder and deeper in debt.
He’s a chip off the cold block.
Snow isn’t warm. That’s flake news!
What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
What’s the difference between ice and icicle? Ice has noel.
It’s a winter parad-ice!
Winter is nature’s way of saying, ‘Up yours.’
You’re moving in snow-motion.
I thaw what you did there.
Oh, icy what you did there.
What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
If there are ice cream trucks in the summer then why aren’t there Starbucks trucks in the winter?
Apologizing in advance for the things I say this winter.
If looks could chill.
We’re all dressed up with snow-where to go.
Is it raining out? Sleets me!
There’s snowone like you.
Just go with the snow.
What is the Mexican dish that snowmen like? Burrr-ito.
I call ‘em like icy ‘em.
It’s a two-way sleet.
What does Frosty’s mom put on her face at night? Cold cream.
We’re off to see the blizzard.
Are you surfing the winternet?
This sleet-uation has me feeling snow-verwhelmed.
Takes one to snow one!
You’re a sight for sore ice.
Who is Frosty’s favorite aunt? Aunt Arctica.
Now you’re just snowing off.
Home sleet home.
I’ve got a slush on you.
So that is it for our list of Short Funny Winter Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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