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The Best 75 Dog Birthday Captions, Quotes and Puns Fur Real

It’s time to celebrate and it’s the perfect time for a pun. We gathered a list of the best funny dog birthday puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best happy birthday dog captions and puppy birthday puns.

Our Favorite Dog Birthday Captions

Yappy Barkday to this special pup!

On birthdays, we break out the really good treats.

We gon’ sip Barkardi like it’s your birthday!

I love you more than you love bacon! Happy Birthday to the best [boy/girl].

Paper shopping bags make great birthday hats.

The pupper is pooped.

Caught in an awkward moment.

Why don’t they ever hold still?

Big birthday dog energy.

Dog and cake with dog birthday captions

Nailed it on the first try.

It’s fun to be one, but then again, every day with you is the best day ever.

Let them eat cake! And let them stay little.

A first birthday is the perfect excuse to try some cake.

Today we eat CAKE!

I didn’t choose this birthday, this birthday chose me.

It’s (his/her) birthday and that’s the tea.

I get to spend another year with my favorite human?? Score!

I’ve got the zoomies because it’s my Barkday.

Love, kisses, and birthday wishes.

Dog with dog captions funny

Say hello to my new favorite one year old.

‘It’s your birthday, treat yourself’ doesn’t apply because I get treats every day. #spoiled

Howl you doin’? I’m the birthday [boy/girl]!

Finished my first lap around the sun…

He thinks he’s people!

I make this look good.

My furry son in the sun.

Little man had a big day.

Wag your tail if you’re the birthday [boy/girl]!

Happy Birthday to my favorite child!

We go together like peanut butter and Kong toys. Happy Birthday to my other half.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Dog Mom Captions, Dog Captions, Cat Captions and Cat Puns.

Funny Dog Birthday Puns

I hope your birthday is paw-sitively wonder-fur!

Happy Birthday to my ride or die. Life would be ruff without you!

Let’s give the paw-parazzi something to bark about for your birthday!

You are a true legend on your birthday and always. I Shih Tzu not.

It’s your birthday, motherpupper, so raise the woof and get your wag on!

I tried to throw my dog a birthday picnic party, but it quickly turned into a bark-beque.

WHAAAT?!? It’s somebody’s birthday!

Happy Barkday, and furry more.

Dog and cake with funny dog birthday puns

You and your dog have to be apart on your birthday? That’s RUFF!

Birthdays are for breaking out the really good treats!

Pup-corn! Pup-puccino! Pup-cakes! Let’s go “retriever” your favorite birthday treats.

What the fluff? How is it already your birthday?

No one should worry about holding their licker on their birthday.

Pardon my Frenchie, but the leash I can do is wish you a paw-tastic day!

Dog-gone it, I fur-got your birthday. I find myself a-paw-ling sometimes.

I’m so happy it’s your birthday that I can’t cake my eyes off you.

My dog offered his teddy bear a slice of birthday cake, but he was too stuffed to eat.

Now that you’re a year old, don’t stop retrieving and hold on that fur-eeling.

It’s your bark-day so let’s paw-ty and woof it up!

Dog and cake with funny dog birthday puns

The leash I can do is say I am extra paw-ssionate about you on your birthday.

I donut know what I would do without you. Happy birthday.

You are so a-dog-able and I love you furry much on your birthday and always!

I checked your pee-mail and all your fur-ends wish you a happy first birthday!

I’d never miss the a-paw-tunity to wish you a happy first birthday.

You still live with your paw-rents, but they throw you birthday parties. So raise the woof.

It’s my first birthday paw-ty, I’ll bark if I want to!

Cake with short captions about birthday cakes

My puppy is egg-stra special on his birthday, and that’s no yoke.

It’s my birthday, which means it’s time to pawty, mother puppers!

It’s my pawty and I’ll woof if I want to.

You’re a su-paw star who always nose how to make every day a celebration.

If you think I’d forget your birthday, you’d be barking up the wrong tree.

Someone invited a cat to the dog’s birthday party. She quickly turned up the mewsic.

Happy birthday from the whole pack!

I was going to fetch you a gift. But then I said, “Of, fur-get about it!”

In the birthday candles of life, you’re the brightest sparkler.

Treat yourself to all the fun you can fetch!

Happy day from the whole pack!

My dog wanted to start collecting other dogs for his birthday. So I gave him a couple of Pointers.

Keep calm and bark on? I can’t – it’s my birthday!

Dog and cake with dog birthday puns for Instagram

I won’t be a Mal-tease, so I’ll get right to the point – unleash the fun today!

My dog wanted a pool paw-ty for his birthday. All attendees were good buoys.

I ordered my dog a birthday present from a cat-alogue. He hounded me about it for a year.

Puppy birthday parties are so loud because they turn up the volume on the sub-woof-ers.

Have some cake and ice cream to celebrate sherbert day!

Be-leash me when I say, “Happy birthday to my best fur-end!”

It’s your big day! Time for re-tail therapy and bark-aritas!

If you think there ‘mutt’ be a chance I’d fur-get your birthday, you’d be far-fetched.

Fur reals, today is your birthday.

Dog and cake with dog Instagram birthday puns

Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.

For your in-fur-mation, one is the new six months. You look bark-tastic.

Eat. Sleep. Play. Poop. Repeat. These are the makings of a puppy birthday paw-ty.

I got in trouble for inviting too many puppies to the birthday party. The cops said I Rover-dosed.

My dog never eats birthday cake too fast. He doesn’t bite the hound that feeds him.

Celebrating you is a piece of cake.

Happy birthday to my furry best friend.

Dogs make birthdays wonder-fur!

Raise the woof!

Yip! Yip! Yip! It’s my birthday!

You’re rebarkable!

Happy Bark Day!

Dog and cake with short funny god puns about birthdays

Happy birthday and furry more!

Have a doggone happy day!

Hope your birthday is just like you. Paw-some!

Dogs put more yappy in our happy!

Can I get a little woof-woof!

The secret to happiness? YAPPINESS!

Pawty time!

Keep calm and paw-ty on!

I’m just here for the paw-ty!

Let’s go “terrier” into some fun together!

Happy birthday to our fur-avorite pal!

Chocolake cake with funny birthday cake captions

Hope your day is zoomie-worthy!

Yeti or not, it’s your birthday.

Sending you s’more birthday wishes.

Time to par-tea!

Loving you is a piece of cake.

Have a pawsitively happy birthday!

Birthday BLISS.

Cupcakes with birthday cake captions

Go ahead, cake my day.

I can’t cake my eyes off of you.

You make my life so fun-fetti.

You take the cake.

Happy birthday to a paw-some buddy.

Funny Dog Birthday Quotes for Instagram

“Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?”—Gabrielle Zevin

“The way I see it, you should live every day like it’s your birthday.” — Paris Hilton

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney

“Live long and prosper.” — Mr. Spock

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”—Roger Caras

Dog with short funny dog quotes for Instagram by Caras

“That’s the funny thing about birthdays, they’re kind of an annual thing.” – Rapunzel

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”—Groucho Marx

“Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!” – Anne Tyler

“Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.” — Edward Morykwas

Birthday cake with quotes for 40th birthday cake by Morykwas

“Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!” – Nicky Gumbel

“A boy can learn a lot from a dog — obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. ” – Robert Benchley

“Celebration is life’s frosting: isn’t frosting the very best part of the cake?” – Bethenny Frankel

Dog with funny dog Instagram quotes by Ford

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry

So that is our list of dog birthday quotes and captions. Hopefully you found the perfect dog birthday puns you were looking for.

Now go celebrate the birthday!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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