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100 Paw-sitively Best Dog Mom Captions


All the best dog moms have all the best dog photos! So when you have a great photo of your best furry friend, we have collected all the best dog mom captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best dog mom quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Dog Mom Captions for Instagram

  • Love is: how excited your dog is when you come home.
  • Relationship status – dog mom.
  • The key to happiness is dogs.
  • Dogs are our link to paradise.
  • I don’t follow rules. I follow dogs on social media.
  • When I needed a hand, I found your paw.
  • Dog people are my kind of people.
  • The window isn’t dirty – it’s just my dog’s nose art.
  • There are only two things I can’t resist – my dog and my other dog.
  • First, they steal your heart, then your bed.
  • Dog is fine, I’m fine, everything is fine.
  • Hold my drink – I gotta go pet this dog.
  • 99% of the time I’m thinking about my dog.
  • Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Person with dog and dog mom captions for Instagram
  • The best things in my life are furry.
  • Always kiss your dog goodnight.
  • Go ahead, make me play.
  • Never (ever) mess with a dog mom’s dog.
  • If my dog doesn’t like you, that’s a red flag for me.
  • Let me tell you about my dog.
  • You miss 100% of the dogs you don’t pet.
  • 1 like = I will boop the snoot.
  • Say hello to our new baby!
  • My world begins and ends with a cold, wet nose.
  • Fitness goals – running fast enough to catch all the dogs.
  • All dogs are in the top 1% of goodest boys and girls.
Dog with funny dog Instagram captions
  • My dog is the only alarm clock I need.
  • Where would I be without my little furry buddy?
  • There’s no such thing as too many kisses from your dog.
  • Namaste home with my dog.
  • Calling in sick today – I came down with puppy fever.
  • I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’ve been sleeping all day.
  • Start each day with a waggy tail.
  • Wake up, hug the dog, have a great day.
  • Love has four paws.
  • I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a dog mom.
  • I love you so dog-gone much!
Dog with funny dog captions
  • Motivated by caffeine and puppy kisses.
  • When in doubt, boop the snout.
  • If your dog doesn’t have at least 5 nicknames, are you even a dog mom?
  • Looking for the right person to raise my dog with.
  • To err is human – to forgive, canine.
  • I wonder what my dog named me.
  • The only person who understands me is my dog.
  • I stalk dogs on Instagram.
  • Just busy being my dog’s sugar mama.
  • Choosing a dog may be the only chance you get to pick a relative.
  • If I can’t bring my dog, I’m not going.
  • No Timmys. No wells. Just vibes.
  • My dog keeps me on a short leash.
  • Life is loving your dog more each day.
  • Don’t forget to smooch your pooch.
  • Get in, pups, we’re going to the dog park.
  • She believed she could, but her dog was on her lap, so she didn’t.
  • I’m only speaking to my dog today.
  • Happiness is belly rubs.
  • Our newest addition has a bit of a hair problem.
  • When you fall asleep watching TV with your bff.
Person with dog and funny dog mom captions
  • Leave me alone – I’m only speaking to dogs today.
  • Fitness goals – running fast enough to catch all the dogs.
  • I can always count on my dog to be there.
  • I need to start charging this dork rent.
  • A house without a dog is like a garden without flowers.
  • This home is filled with love and dog hair.
  • Love has four paws.
  • Mama’s little shadow. Wake up, hug the dog, have a great day.
  • Tell your dog I said hi.
  • I’m still wondering why I can’t claim my dog on my taxes.
  • I would move the stars to keep you in my life forever.
  • Once a dog mom, always a dog mom.
  • If being a crazy dog mom is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Dog and cake with dog birthday captions
  • I work hard, so my dog can have a bigger yard.
  • Do you know what I like about people? Their dogs.
  • Happiness is a warm puppy.
  • The snuggle is real.
  • Dogs are my favorite people.
  • Sorry, I’m late, I saw a dog.
  • There is a 100% chance I’d rather be at home with my dog.
  • Bank account – stressed, depressed, but the dog’s well-dressed.
  • You can always find hope in a dog’s eyes.
Dog wtih funny dog captions for Instagram
  • What else can be said except ‘Awwwwwww!’
  • Pardon me while I put my face on your face.
  • A house is not a home without a dog.
  • Yes, I have a type. Cute, furry, and always happy to see me.
  • Sorry, I have plans with my dog.
  • I am not a dog owner – I am a dog mother.
  • I’d adopt them all if I could.
  • Be the person your dog thinks you are.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Dog Captions, Dog Birthday Quotes, Cat Captions and Cat Puns.

Short Captions for Dog Moms

  • Cuteness overload!
  • Life is better with dogs.
  • Dogs. Just … dogs.
  • Stay pawsitive.
  • He thinks he’s people!
  • I wish I could text my dog.
  • Rockin’ the dog mom life.
  • Treats incoming in 5. 4. 3. 2…
  • I am one dog short of crazy.
  • Dogs laugh with their tails.
  • Alexa, bring me puppies.
Person with dog and short captions for dog moms
  • Catch puppies, not feelings.
  • Stop, drop, pet the dog.
  • I hope you like dog hair.
  • Bring me my kibble!
  • Easily distracted by dogs.
  • Dogs are my tribe.
  • Wag more, bark less.
Dog and cake with short funny god puns about birthdays
  • They’re just all paws.
  • Dog hair, don’t care.
  • Dogs before dudes.
  • She’s just so fluffy!
  • We’re walkin’ here!
  • Dogs > people.
  • What a little floof.
  • Pawsitive vibes only.

Short Dog Mom Quotes for Instagram

“Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot little puppies.”—Gene Hill

“Did you know that there are over three hundred words for love in canine?”—Gabrielle Zevin

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.” — Andy Rooney

“If I could be half the person my dog is, I’d be twice the human I am.”—Charles Yu

“If being a dog mom is wrong I don’t want to be right.” – Jaime Johnston

Person with dog and short dog mom quotes for Instagram by Jaime Johnston

“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”—Roger Caras

“I once decided not to date a guy because he wasn’t excited to meet my dog. I mean, this was like not wanting to meet my mother.” —Bonnie Schacter

“A well trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.”  – Helen Thomson

Dog with short funny dog quotes for Instagram by Caras

“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” – Dave Barry

So that is it for our list of dog mom captions! We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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