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100 Purrfect Funny Cat Puns

We think that when it comes to cat puns, funny ones are the best, so we have made a list of all the best funny cat puns for when you are ready for a smile. We have also included the best meow puns and cat birthday puns.

Funny Cat Puns

A purrfect day with my cat!

Everything is pawsible with a cat best friend.

Check out my meowgical cat.

You’re the cat’s pawjamas

Feline good together.

You’ve got purr-sonality.

Girl, you’re looking fe-line!

You’re paw-sitively blushing.

Paw-don me, but are you fur real?!

Best furiends furever

Cat with cat puns

Feline lucky to have this one as a companion.

Turn up the mewsic and let’s get this pawty started!

Little fella’s got cat-titude!

No meowtain is high enough to keep me away from you.

My cat kneads me.

Now is the purrfect time for a nap!

Rawr, this cat is a fur-midable!

Purr-haps we can cuddle later?

We are litter-ally the cutest right now.

Ugh, this feline friend of mine needs a serious cat-titude adjustment.

We’re a purrfect match!

Finally, a fur-midable opponent!

Cat me if you can!

Live long and paws-per!

I cat even!

Looking good, feline good.

Cats with short funny captions about cats

Maximum happiness, meow-nimum effort.

The feline is mutual.

Meow is the time to worship me.

Let’s get the pawty started.

Excuse me, I’m an aristocat.

Perfection has never been this purr-fect!

Fur real though?

May everyone have a meowy day!

I’m so fur-tunate.

What a cat-astrophe!

I’m litter-ly in love with you.

You’re my best fur-end.

You’re purrfect just the way you are

Best furiends furever

I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.

Looking good, feline good

Happy Caturday!

Being purr-fect ain’t easy.

Cat stretching with cat puns for Instagram

I’ve got a funny feline about this.

Wait a meow-ment!

Meow and fur-ever, I’ll love you always.

With the right catitude, anything is pawsible

Kitty Purry

Another birthday?! Not pawsible!

What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice crispies

Paw-don my language

You’re in-fur-rior to me.

That’s a bit radi-claw.

Cut the cattitude.

Cat with cat Instagram puns


Have a pawsitively purrfect birthday!

Can we press paws on this relationship?

You’re a fur-midable opponent.

I’ve got my thinking cat on.

That was a cat–astrophe.

Whisker me away.

I’m so fur-tunate.

You look fur-miliar.

Live long and pawsper

I’m a total cat purrson

So fur, so good

You’re so purr-suasive.

Cat in towel with short funny puns about cats

Any minute meow …

You’re so purr-ty.

 I’ve got felines for you


Genghis Kat

That’s hiss-terical.

You’re hilari-mouse!

Don’t be a sourpuss.

I’m just kitten around.

Paw-don me.

Cat with short puns for cats

As good as meow.


I’m feline good.

That’s just claw-ful.

I’m feline sad.

How do you like me meow?

Meow are you doing?

Press paws and live in the meow. 

It’s meow or never.

Enjoy every meowment.

I think we should get meow-rried someday.

Wait a meow-ment.

I’ll have a meow-tini.

Now wait a meowment …

Cat with meow puns

Meow you doin’?

Meow is the time to party!

Celebrating mew right meow!

Here and meow …

Stop stressing meowt!

Will you meowy me?

You’re freaking meow-t.

Cat with meow puns

Meow-zel tov!

I love you, meow and forever.

You’ve got to be kitten me right meow.

Meowly Cyrus

Meow you’re talking!

Meow you doin’?

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Dog Mom Captions, Dog Captions, Dog Birthday Quotes and Cat Captions.

Kitten Puns

You’re how old?! You’ve got to be kitten me.

Smitten kitten.

I can tell you have a secret – it’s kitten all over your face!

All kitten aside, cat puns are the best puns.

Cat with funny kitten puns

You’ve got to be kitten me.

We’re not kitten around here!

There’s something you’re not telling me. It’s kitten all over your face.

Don’t worry about me, I’m alive and kitten!

No kitten, I love cat puns too.

It was meant to be – it was kitten in the stars.

I’m just kitten around.

Cat Birthday Puns

Happy birthday to one cool cat.

Happy birthday to mew!

Thanks furr all the birthday wishes.

Let’s dance to the mew-sic!

That’s a claw-fully nice gift!

I won’t paws up the opportunity to paw-ty.

Is this party furr real?

This party has me feline fine.

Cat yawning with cat birthday puns

Wishing you a paw-some birthday!

Hope your birthday is meow-gical.

Can I purrsuade you to celebrate my birthday with me?

Let’s take a paws to sing happy birthday.

Paw-ty people in the house!

Everything is pawsible as you turn another year older.

It’s my paw-ty, and I’ll meow if I want to.

Happy purrrthday!

What a furrtastic party!

Happy purrthday!

Let’s get this paw-ty started.

Don’t be late for the paw-ty!

Cat in hat iwth cat birthday puns

I’d never furr-get your birthday!

Another birthday already? You’re kitten me!

Don’t paws up this opportunity to party!

That’s a pawesome birthday cake that I can’t wait to get my claws into.

Enjoy every meowment of the party.

Birthday presents? Meow you’re talking!

Have a paw-some birthday!

Have a cat-tastic birthday!

Funny Cat Quotes for Instagram Captions

“If cats could talk, they wouldn’t.” – Nan Porter

“My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.” – P.C. Cast

“A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it.” – Frank Perkins

“Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.” – Mary Bly

“Dogs eat. Cats dine.” – Ann Taylor

“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley

Cat with short funny cat quotes for Instagram by Berkeley

“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway

“Cats have no guilt and very little shame.” – Ursula K. Le Guin

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett

“If a dog jumps into your lap it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing it is because your lap is warmer.” – A.N. Whitehead

“Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!” – Bill Murray

“Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.” – Sir Walter Scott

“The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.” – Paula Poundstone

“Pets understand humans better than humans do.” – Ruchi Prabhu

Cat with funny cat Instagram quotes by Scott

“Cats never listen. They’re dependable that way; when Rome burned, the emperor’s cats still expected to be fed on time.” – Seanan McGuire

“Cats do not have to be shown how to have a good time, for they are unfailingly ingenious in that respect.” – James Mason

“Meow means woof in cat.” – George Carlin

“I love the way a dog looks up to me and a cat condescends to me.” – Gladys Taber

So that is our list of puns about cats. Hopefully you found the perfect cat food puns and cat love puns for you.

Now go spend some time with your cat!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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