Most dads love a goofy joke, so in honor of his big day we have gathered all the best Father’s Day puns to help you share a laugh. And if you’re looking for short Father’s Day jokes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Father’s Day Puns
I love you, Dad, pho-real.
Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.
There’s no butter pop than you.
Father’s Day magic—Dad brings joy and laughter to our family.
To the legen-dairy dad, Happy Father’s Day!
Like father, like son—happy Father’s Day! We both grill a mean barbecue.
Walking in my father’s footsteps… while wearing matching Father’s Day socks.
You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.
I’m the apple of Dad’s eye, especially with a homemade Father’s Day card.
Actions speak louder thanFather’s Daycards.
Thanks for planting the seeds of wisdom, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re the papa-razzi of our hearts. Happy Father’s Day!
On Father’s Day, my dad’s laughter is the beard that keeps us smiling.
Dad, you’re grate at so many things, especially being cheesy. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re ex-straw-dinary! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re thegrill-masterof our hearts, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
You’re scent-sational, dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Sending dad all the love and laughs this Father’s Day!
To the pops ,who always pops up with great advice, Happy Father’s Day!
I mustard say, you’re a pretty awesome dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re puzzle-utely awesome! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re a-boat time for a great Father’s Day celebration, Dad!
My dad’s my superhero, especially when he grills a Father’s Day feast.
Happy Father’s Day! You’re Dad to the bone.
Hap-Pea Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re egg-cellent in every way! Happy Father’s Day!
On Father’s Day, my dad’s hugs are bear-y warm.
Father’s Day is dad-tastic!
I’am-fir-ed up to celebrate you, dad! Happy Father’s Day!
I love you a latte, dad! Happy Father’s Day!
I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.
You’re unbe-leaf-able, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
Grill master and joke master – Happy Father’s Day!
My dad is bun in a million.
Father’s Day isn’t complete without my dad’s pitcher-perfect barbecue.
You’re a fantastic father, Dad – you’re a real poppin pop!
Have an egg-cellent Father’s Day!
Father’s Day is paw-sitively perfect for celebrating dad’s love.
I have so mushroom in my heart for you, Dad.
Father’s Day: the one day when it’s a tie for Dad to shine.
My dad’s cooking on Father’s Day always grills the competition.
To the man who saws through life’s challenges with a smile, Happy Father’s Day!
On Father’s Day, no matter how yousliceit, Dad is the best.
You’re the jack of all trades, Dad! Happy Father’s Day to our ultimate handyman!
To the dad who’s brie-lliant in every whey, Happy Father’s Day!
You’re the king of our castle, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re a paw-some dad, Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re a punny guy. Happy Father’s Day-larious!
Dad, you’re whale-y the best! Happy Father’s Day!
When it comes to grilling on Father’s Day, dad’s got a prime steak in the matter.
Celebrating the dad who’s always putter-ing around with love and laughter!
On Father’s Day, let’s toast to the man who’s always been there!
To the coolest dad-ical dude around, Happy Father’s Day!
Let’s taco’bout how awesome you are, dad! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad-icated to you, Happy Father’s Day!
On Father’s Day, we raise a toast to the man of the hour!
Happy Father’s Day to the man who’s always knot kidding around!
Dad, you’re tearable- in a good way! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day to the ultimate patriarch of the family!
I’m so tired from celebrating father’s day, I need a dad-dle break.
Thanks for being the top-dog dad, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
You’re the apple of my eye, Dad.
To the man who’s flipping awesome at being a dad, Happy Father’s Day!
Father’s Day is mow-mentous for showing dad how much we appreciate him.
Dad, you’re one in a melon! Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day to my Gin-credible Dad.
Hoppy Father’s Day to the hop head of the family!
This Father’s Day, let’s mow-tivate dad to relax and enjoy his special day!
Dad, you’re grape-ful to have such an amazing kid like me on Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re knight in shining armor on this Father’s Day!
Dad jokes and BBQ smoke: a classic Father’s Day combo!
Happy Father’s Day—let’s par-tee.
It’s not just another Sunday, it’sFather’s Day Funday’!
Dad, you’re roarsome- like a fatherly lion on Father’s Day!
For the dad always decked out in love and laughter, Happy Father’s Day!
This Father’s Day, let’s tee-off the celebrations for the best dad on the course!
I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.
Hey Dad! Olive you so much.
You’re the cherry on top, Dad!
Donut know what I’d do without you, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
Like father, like son. On Father’s Day, it’s like father, like dad joke.
Dad, you’re the light of our lives. Happy Father’s Day!
Daddy’s little girl, always his Father’s Day princess.
It may sound cheesy, but Dad, you’re the grate-est.
You’re a cut above the rest, Pops!
I love you a latte, Dad! You’re brew-tiful!
You’re the main squeeze Dad- Love you Bunches.
Got my jazz-loving dad a saxophone for Father’s Day—time to toot his own horn!
Dad, you’re the reel MVP of our family fishing trips. Happy Father’s Day!
You’re wheely cool, dad! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re toad-ally awesome! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re a pizza my heart, dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Father figure by day, funniest guy by night.
You’re the rock of our family, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day to the man who’s bin-tastic at fixing everything!
Dad, you’re a reel catch! Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for always dad-cating your time to me.
To the world’s best poppa-corn, Happy Father’s Day!
Father’s Day is just another excuse to BBQ and be grill-iant dads!
Thanks for tackling fatherhood with such tack-tics! Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
A chip off the old block—Dad and I love our Father’s Day fishing trips.
Dad you’re tea-rrific.
I turtle-y love you, Dad!
You’re the dadliest catch, Happy Father’s Day!
Happy Father’s Day to thepops’tar of our family!
Dad, I lava you so much!
It’s not just a toolset; it’s a symbol of paternal prowess on Father’s Day.
Got Dad new goalie gloves for Father’s Day – to show him how much I glove him!
Father: the man, the myth, the legend… and the best dad ever!
Our family would be muffin without you.
Hope your Father’s Day is tree-mendously awesome!
Yoda best, Dad.
Thanks for being pint-sized awesome, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
To the most won-deer-ful Dad! Happy Father’s Day!
On Father’s Day, hermit crabs shellabrate their dads!
Dad, you’re wheelie great! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re the super-dad we all look up to! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re wheely great! Thanks for steering me right. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re tea-riffic! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re a rockstar in our eyes – rock on this Father’s Day!
My dad always has a punny retort ready for any Father’s Day joke.
Thanks for always nailing this dad thing. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re KNOT just any father, you’re the best! Happy Father’s Day!
You’re roarsome, Dad! Thanks for being dino-mite in every way.
Like father, like son – we both grill up a storm on Father’s Day!
Dad, you’ll always have a pizza my heart.
You’re one in a melon, Dad!
You’re theheroof our family story, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
My dad’s presence on Father’s Day is tie-tanic for our family.
To the king of dad jokes, Happy Father’s Day!
Thanks for being the mane man, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
Fatherhood suits you well- A true Legend!
Bass Dad ever!
To the dad who’s knot afraid to be punny, Happy Father’s Day!
My dad tells the same jokes every year. He’s a real dad-miration.
Dad, you’re purr-fect, even with pawsitively cheesy jokes. Happy Father’s Day!
You’re pasta-tively the best dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re berry special. Happy Father’s Day!
Cheers to the man who taught me everything! Happy Father’s and Beers Day!
Sending dad all the love and bear-hugs this Father’s Day!
You’re a soup-er Dad!
Dad, you’re soda-lightful! Happy Father’s Day!
From dad-toe to top, you rock!
Sorry, can’t hang out today, I’m in a father’s day-off mode.
To the dad who taught us everything, including celebrating Father’s Day right!
No otter father is as awesome as you.
Grateful for a dad who’s roar some on Father’s Day and every day.
Dad, you’re bloomin awesome! Have a plant-tastic Father’s Day!
Father’s Day wouldn’t be complete without you, Dad!
Dad, you’re paw-some! Happy Father’s Day!
Nacho average dad.
You’re the boss of fatherhood, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re soda-lightful!
Dad, you’re a shorething – the best father around on Father’s Day.
Dad, you’re a realfun guy- like a fungi on Father’s Day!
Father’s Day: the ties that bind us together… both literally and figuratively.
Not just a coffee mug; a vessel for Father’s Day appreciation.
You’re a-koala-ty dad! Happy Father’s Day!
Dad, you’re the cheese to my macaroni. Happy Father’s Day!
My dad’s presence on Father’s Day is a hole-in-one for our family.
For Father’s Day, my dad’s hugs are wrap-ture for the soul.
He’s not just a father, he’s a papaya of wisdom and love.
Father’s Day: A time to give thanks for all the dad-icated dads out there.
Hope your Father’s Day isgrape’! Cheers, Dad!
You’re un-beer-lievable, Dad! Cheers to you!
Dad, you’re a classic – just like your jokes!
You’re the keyto our hearts, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Father’s Day Messages, Father’s Day Messages for Husband, Father’s Day Quotes from Daughters, Happy June Quotes and Mother’s Day Puns.
Father’s Day Jokes
What do you call a dad who loves to tell puns? A pun-derful person!
What did the dad say when he finished his puzzle? I’m a piece of work!
What do you call a dad who loves to tell stories? A tale-ented storyteller!
Why did the dad take a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes!
What did the dad say when he finished fixing the car? I’m a real ‘auto-matic’ expert!
Why did the dad sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What did the dad say when he finished his workout? I’m feeling ‘fit-tastic’!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t find his car? I guess it’s just a drive-by memory!
Why did the dad bring string to the party? To tie one on!
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the dad start telling jokes? He wanted to become a pun-derful comedian!
Why did the dad bring string to the party? To tie one on!
What do you call a dad who loves to play hide and seek? A master of dad-ception!
What did the dad say when he got a flat tire? Looks like I’m in a bit of a ‘tire-ible’ situation!
Why did the dad bring a blanket to the bar? Because he wanted to have a cozy time!
Why did the dad always tell jokes at dinner? Because he wanted to serve up some laughs!
What do you call a dad who loves to play hide and seek? A master of dad-ception!
Why did the dad bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the dad take a pencil to bed? He wanted to draw his dreams!
What did the dad say when he finished fixing the fence? I’m a real fence-sitter!
My dad’s favorite exercise? Running out of patience!
What did the dad say when he finished his crossword? I’m a word wizard!
What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A grill master!
Why did the dad put his money in the blender? Because he wanted to make some liquid assets!
What did the dad say when he got a flat tire? Looks like I’m in a bit of a ‘tire-ible’ situation!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t find his car? I guess it’s just a drive-by memory!
Why did the dad take a pencil to bed? He wanted to draw his dreams!
What did the dad say to the chef? You really know how to spice things up!
Why did the dad go to school with a ladder? He wanted to go to high school!
Why did the dad always carry a map? He didn’t want to lose his way-dad!
What did the dad say when he finished his crossword? I’m a word wizard!
Dad jokes are like dad’s car—old, but still rolling!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t find his glasses? I guess I’m seeing things differently!
What did the dad say when he got a new grill? I’m fired up for some BBQ!
What did the dad say when he fixed the light? Now that’s a bright idea!
Why did the dad go to the gym? To get his dad bod in shape!
What did the dad say when he finished fixing the car? I’m a real ‘auto-matic’ expert!
What’s a dad’s favorite music? R&B—Rib and BBQ!
What do you call a dad who loves to cook? A grill master!
What do you call a dad who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful parent!
What do you call a dad who loves fishing? A reel catch!
What did the dad say when he saw a spider? I’m not afraid, I’m just web-surfing!
Why did the dad take a nap in the garden? He wanted to rest among the blooms!
Why did the dad sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
Why did the dad bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw a crowd!
What did the dad say when he won the lottery? I’m on cloud ‘nine-dad’!
Why did the dad bring a camera to the barbecue? He wanted to capture the grill-tastic moments!
My dad always says, If you can’t fix it with duct tape, you haven’t used enough duct tape!
Why did the dad bring a clock to the picnic? He wanted to have a good time on time!
Why did the dad always tell stories? He was a tale-ented storyteller!
Why did the dad wear sunglasses? Because his future was so bright!
What did the dad say when he finished his crossword? I’m a word wizard!
Why did the dad start gardening? He wanted to grow his own dad jokes!
What did the dad say when he couldn’t find his phone? I guess I’m just out of touch!
Why did the dad become an astronaut? Because he needed space!
Why did the dad bring a suitcase to dinner? Because he wanted to pack in the flavor!
Why did the dad take a nap on the job? He was just resting his case!
Why did the dad always carry a notebook? In case he had a write idea!
What did the dad say to his kids when they asked for dessert? You can have your cake and eat it too!
What do you call a dad who loves gardening? A plant-tastic parent!
What do you call a dad who can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-derful parent!
Why did the dad sit on the computer? He wanted to keep an eye on the web!
Why did the dad bring a clock to the picnic? He wanted to have a good time on time!
Why did the dad take a ladder to the concert? He wanted to reach the high notes!
What did the dad say when he finished his workout? I’m feeling ‘fit-tastic’!
Dad, are we there yet? No, but we’re almost at the punchline!
My dad’s favorite kind of shoes? High-tops—because he’s always on the top of his game!
What did the dad say when he lost his keys? I guess I’m just key-less!
What do you call a dad who loves to fish? A reel catch!
Why did the dad bring a suitcase to the picnic? Because he wanted to pack in the fun!
Why did the dad start gardening? He wanted to grow his own dad jokes!
Why did the dad sit on the roof? He wanted to have a high time!
Why did the dad bring a pencil to the party? He wanted to draw some laughs!
How does a dad keep track of his kids? With a dad-ometer!
Why did the dad always carry a notebook? In case he had a write idea!
What did the dad say when he fixed the sink? I’m a pipe dreamer!
Why did the dad take a pencil to the party? Because he wanted to draw a crowd!
I told my dad he should embrace his mistakes. He cried. Then he hugged my sister and me.
Why did the dad sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
Why did the dad bring a broom to the bar? Because he wanted to sweep the competition!
Why did the dad always carry a pencil? In case he needed to draw a laugh!
Why did the dad start a bakery? Because he kneaded the dough!
What did the dad say when he finished painting? Now that’s a masterpiece!
What do you call a dad who loves to tell jokes? A pun-derful parent!
So that is it for our list of Father’s Day Puns and Jokes. We hope you found the perfect one!
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