Another milestone has rolled around and you want just the right thing to say, which is why we have gathered all the best funny happy anniversary wishes and messages that are perfect for the occasion. And if you’re looking for short and funny happy anniversary quotes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes and Messages
Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with all my crazy.
Happy anniversary! You still make my heart race… mostly because I’m trying to keep up with your shopping habits!
Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
Happy anniversary to the man who makes me laugh every day… even when I don’t want to.
After all this time, my love for you is still stronger than my WiFi signal.
Thanks for putting up with my nonsense for another 365 days!
Happy anniversary! We’ve been married so long, I’m starting to forget what life was like before I met you… just kidding, it was boring!
Happy anniversary! I love you even when you steal my fries and pretend you didn’t!
Happy anniversary! You still make me laugh, even when you’re stealing the covers!
Happy anniversary! Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
You’re my favorite lifetime subscription. Happy anniversary, darling.
Congrats on your excellent taste in partners!
Marriage is when a man and his wife become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Happy anniversary to the man who makes everyday feel like a romantic comedy, complete with laughter, drama, and the occasional plot twist!
So grateful (and relieved) that we both swiped right.
We’ve survived another year of my cooking! Happy anniversary to my favorite taste tester!
Happy Anniversary! Thanks for being the only person I know who can put up with my constant need to watch sports. You deserve a medal, or at least a really good foot massage.
Cheers to another year of questionable adventures together.
Cheers to the duo who knows that a shared sense of humor is the secret spice that makes the recipe of love even more delicious!
I love you tons–even though you fart in your sleep. Happy Anniversary!
I love you more every day…except yesterday. You annoyed me yesterday.
Happy anniversary to the woman who tolerates my bad jokes and still thinks I’m funny.
Happy Anniversary, babe! I’d say I can’t imagine my life without you, but I’m pretty sure it’d involve a lot more sleep and fewer dirty dishes.
Being with you is like winning the lottery, but with no money. Love you!
Happy anniversary to the person who knows that marriage is a lot like a sitcom: there’s drama, humor, and the occasional cliffhanger.
Marriage is like a walk in the park…Jurassic Park. How long has it been again?
They say marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Well, you’re my favorite work in progress!
Marriage: when love goes too far. Happy anniversary, though!
I love you even more than I’m annoyed by you. Which is a lot!
Happy anniversary to the only person daft enough to date me.
Happy Anniversary to the only person who understands my weirdness—and has even matched it a few times. Let’s keep being weird together!
Happy anniversary to the husband who still makes me laugh, even when I want to kill him.
Congrats on completing another lap around the sun with me!
Cheers to another year of me being right and you pretending to listen! Happy anniversary!
Cheers to the only couple I know who makes marriage look both easy and fun!
Thanks for putting up with me all these years. You deserve a medal… or at least a spa day.
Our marriage is like a workshop: I work, and you shop!
Happy anniversary! Time to mentally prepare for another year with me.
So many beautiful memories. So many dishes. Happy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary, my love! You make everyday brighter and every food order more complicated. Seriously, I thought ‘no onions’ was pretty clear!
Another year together! I must be doing something right.
They say love is blind, but with you, I’ll happily go sightseeing!
There’s no one else in the world I’d rather have snoring next me.
Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband. Just kidding—happy anniversary!
It’s pretty awesome that we’ve been together for…however long it’s been.
Happy Anniversary to my partner in crime and in bad puns. Thanks for not reporting me to the police yet!
Wow, still not sick of you. Happy anniversary!
Congratulations on being married for X years – and still liking it!
Here’s to another year of not murdering each other, my love!
I love you (even when you snore). Happy anniversary!
Congrats on being each other’s emergency contact for another year.
Let’s celebrate the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me.
Happy anniversary to the guy who still gives me butterflies, even after all these years. Mostly because he’s still afraid of spiders!
Another year of love, laughter, and me pretending to listen while you talk about your day! Happy anniversary!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so thanks for keeping me medicated!
Admit it–life would be boring without me! Here’s to another 5 years!
Another year of putting up with you? Must be true love. Happy Anniversary!
You two are living proof that love can survive anything – even each other!
Holy crap, we’re still married! I applaud your resilience.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!
Happy anniversary! You’re still my favorite distraction, even if it’s from doing chores!
Congrats on finding someone who’s just as strange as you!
Here’s to us, the dynamic duo! You keep me grounded, and I keep the snacks coming. Happy anniversary!
We go together like peanut butter and jelly. I’m the peanut butter—sticky and hard to get rid of! Happy anniversary!
Happy anniversary to the person who turns ordinary moments into extraordinary memories by adding a dash of humor to every situation.
You’re the peanut butter and jelly of relationships: weird, but it works!
Happy Anniversary! You’re my favorite person to binge-watch TV with, even if you always fall asleep in the middle of the good parts.
Love is being stupid and silly together. We’ve mastered another year!
Happy anniversary to my wife, the woman who makes every day an adventure… even when I just want to watch TV.
We may have gray hair and wrinkles, but our marriage never gets old.
Congratulations to the person who proves that a successful marriage is not just about finding the right person but also about keeping that person amused!
Sure, marriage is just a fancy word for constantly asking each other, “Where are my keys?!” but I wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Happy anniversary to the one who still knows how to make my heart skip a beat—either with love or by hiding my car keys!
Here’s to another year of putting up with my jokes and me putting up with your questionable taste in music. Happy Anniversary, love!
Here’s to another year of me pretending to like your cooking.
Another year with you? I guess I must be doing something right. Either that or you really like my cooking. Happy Anniversary!
They say nothing lasts forever. Clearly they’ve never seen your laundry pile!
Happy Anniversary! I’m so glad I don’t have to pretend to like your snoring anymore. Just kidding, but seriously, we need a new white noise machine.
Happy Anniversary! Thanks for loving me even though I still can’t tell the difference between a curling iron and a straightener. You’re a saint.
Thanks for always being my emergency contact person. And my emergency snack provider. And my emergency everything.
Marriage is like fine wine… it gets better with age… or so I’ve been told.
Cheers to the person who still surprises each other with laughter, proving that familiarity doesn’t have to breed contempt—it can also breed hilarity!
Marriage is all about compromise. I pretend to listen, and you pretend to talk. It works!
Another year, another reason for me to say, “I love you more than pizza!” Happy anniversary!
Another year down, forever to go! Happy anniversary, my special weirdo.
Let’s keep the magic alive – I’ll keep pretending to listen, and you keep pretending I’m funny.
You’re the only one who can make me laugh until my sides hurt… and then make me dinner.
They say love is blind. So, happy anniversary to my favorite blind partner in crime!
Happy Anniversary! You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me, even if you do steal all the blankets at night.
I love everything about you–except your flaws. Happy anniversary!
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.
Happy anniversary to the best snack getter and spider killer!
Here’s to another year of pretending you’re not sick of each other.
For better or worse, I still choose you.
To my wife: I love you more than I love sleeping in on weekends. Happy anniversary!
After all these years, I’ve learned that the key to a happy marriage is a remote control. And snacks. Lots of snacks.
Marriage is like a roller coaster – it has its ups and downs, but I’m glad to be riding it with you.
Cheers to the man who stole my heart and still manages to sneak my fries when I’m not looking. Love you more than ketchup!
So…um, you’re still here.
Happy anniversary to the person who knows my darkest thoughts…and still sleeps next to me. Alone. In the dark.
Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you’d miss them.
Happy anniversary! Remember, love is all about compromise. I love you; you love chocolate. We both win!
You’re lucky I found you; who else would put up with me?
They say nothing lasts forever. Clearly, they’ve never seen our refrigerator.
I love you more with each passing year… even if you do steal all the blankets.
Happy anniversary! Thanks for always laughing at my dumb jokes.
Happy anniversary! Our love is like a fine wine… it gets better with age and maybe a little bit tipsy!
I love you more than Netflix… and that’s saying something.
Congrats on surviving another year of my questionable fashion choices.
Happy anniversary! Thanks for making me laugh (even when I don’t want to).
Happy anniversary! You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile… and the reason I occasionally get in trouble!
It’s time to celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.
No one else on earth could put up with my weirdness for this long!
Happy anniversary to my favorite couch companion. Now pass the remote!
They say marriage is a journey. So far, ours has been a wild ride! Happy anniversary, my adventure buddy!
You’re the best decision I’ve ever made, even when you leave the toilet seat up.
Here’s to another year of not smothering you with a pillow while you sleep.
Being with you is like an endless sleepover with my best friend.
Happy Anniversary! You’re the only guy I know who can watch sports, play video games, and still manage to be my prince charming. Multitasking at its best!
Sorry, no refunds. But happy anniversary to us!
So happy we’re still together! It really sucked when I had to carry my own groceries.
Our marriage is a shining example that love is blind (and a little deaf).
Another year down, and you’re still the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
It’s remarkable that you’ve tolerated me for this long. Love you!
You’re still the one I want to be annoyed by for the rest of my life.
Happy Anniversary! I love you more than coffee. And that’s saying a lot, considering how much coffee it takes to keep me tolerable.
Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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Funny Happy Anniversary Quotes
“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” — Pearl Bailey
”Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” — Elinor Glyn
“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach
“It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.” — Lucille Ball
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken
“A life lived in love will never be dull.” — Leo Buscaglia
“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
“Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.” — Kathy Mohnke
“I am catastrophically in love with you.” — Cassandra Clare
“Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.” — Pauline Thomason
“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal
“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal
“Only true love can fuel the hard work that awaits you.” — Tom Freston
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin
“If you can stay in love for more than two years, you’re on something.” — Fran Lebowitz
“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” — Francois de la Rochefoucauld
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol
“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz
“The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Melanie Clark
“I would rather spend one lifetime with you, than face all the ages of this world alone.” — J.R.R. Tolkien
“Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz
“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Bree Luckey
“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” — Lisa Hoffman
So that is it for our list of Funny Happy Anniversary Wishes, Messages and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one!
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