Who better to bring up the subject of your latest trip around the sun than yourself? Which is why we have gathered all the best funny happy birthday captions for yourself to share. And if you’re looking for short happy birthday sayings for yourself, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Happy Birthday Captions for Yourself
Today is the most important day of my life. And I’m going to celebrate it accordingly. Happy birthday to me.
Just remember once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. — Charles Schultz
It’s my birthday; I can wine if I want to.
Blessed to see another year.
Aging is the worst side effect of birthdays.
I have a secret: I’m older today than I was yesterday.
It’s my birthday and I’ll laugh all I want today.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. — Margaret Mead
Zoom-ing into my birthday week!
From our birthday, until we die, is but the winking of an eye. — William Butler Yeats
Happy birthday to myself and I.
Getting my birthday glow on.
Making my birthday wish.
It’s midnight, which means it’s my birthday!
Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.
Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese. — Helen Hayes
Happy moments. Happy thoughts. Happiest birthday ever
Warning: It’s my birthday today!
Guess I’ll be singing Happy Birthday to myself this year.
Move over coffee, today is a day for champagne.
Dear me, happy birthday!
Today’s the best day of the year: my birthday!
If you’re reading this, it’s my birthday.
Calories don’t count today because it’s my birthday!
Feeling like a million bucks this birthday.
If you see this, you should know it’s my birthday.
Nothing can stop me this year.
Birthday girl/boy at your service!
Telling everyone in sight that it’s my birthday!
Blow up the balloons and bring out the cake. Today is my big day!
Pop the bubbly, it’s my birthday!
I always make bad decisions on my birthday.
Another birthday? No problem.
My birthday, my rules.
To those who didn’t greet me happy birthday today, you’ll be unfriended tomorrow.
If I appear to be in a great mood today, don’t be alarmed. It’s my birthday!
Just went on my annual birthday shopping spree!
Birthday vibes all around.
Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. — Kitty Collins
This might be my favorite birthday to date!
The older you get the better you get, unless you are a banana. — Betty White
You don’t get older, you get better. — Shirley Bassey
A little birthday party for me!
Today was amazing. I think the fact that it was my birthday made it 99% better.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. — Steven Wright
Found my birthday crown.
Eating cake like it’s my job today.
Every birthday is an opportunity to start with a clean slate.
I’m not aging, I’m marinating.
Who’s ready to celebrate my birthday?
You were born an original. Don’t die a copy. — John Mason
I don’t usually brag, but when I do, it’s because it’s my birthday.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. — Jack Benny
The best presents one can receive on a birthday are one’s friends’ presence.
Feeling cute, might celebrate my birthday later.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. — Ogden Nash
Don’t tell me to act my age because I haven’t been this age before.
Happy birthday to the other 17.7 million people who are celebrating their birthday today.
Happy birthday to the most awesome human on this planet—me!
Wishing on candles and chasing my dreams.
Ready to celebrate another birthday milestone.
Postponing my birthday until further notice.
Feeling like a princess today and nobody can tell me otherwise.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity. — Tom Stoppard
Life’s too short to not eat cake.
My birthday week starts…now!
Today’s the day I can wear this birthday crown!
Announcement: Today is my birthday!
Loving being smothered with birthday love today.
It’s proven by science that the more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.
I’m kind of a big deal today. Happy birthday to me.
Laughter, love and birthday fun!
Taking the day off. It’s my birthday.
Today is my birthday, and I’m riding high.
Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire. — Rodney Dangerfield
Two things that are inevitable for any living person are birthdays and taxes.
My birthday this year might be a mess, but I couldn’t care less. #Blessed
Today, I decided to be a birthday cupcake in a world full of muffins.
Heaven released a cute angel on this day in some years ago. Happy birthday to me.
Birthday candles aren’t the only things getting lit this weekend.
Let me be the first one to wish myself a happy birthday!
Birthday magic.
It feels like I’ve only aged 1 year since my last birthday.
Work hard. Play hard. Eat cake. That’s now my life and birthday motto.
My birthday is tomorrow…just in case anyone was wondering.
Today, I’m going to party like it’s my birthday. Oh wait, it is!
Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy Birthday to me!
My birthday is today, but I’ll take presents whenever.
My birthday should be a holiday.
Tell me I’m pretty. It’s my birthday.
It’s my birthday and I’ll eat cake if I want to.
Birthday wishes and butterfly kisses.
I can’t stop smiling. It’s my birthday.
I think this will be my favorite age yet!
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year.
Youth is a gift of nature but age is a work of art. — Stanislaw Lec
I hope my birthday cake is as yummy as me.
Don’t just count your years, make your years count. — George Meredith
Thanking God for being alive. Happy birthday to me.
It’s my birthday and that’s the tea.
I got ready and put on REAL clothes to celebrate my birthday today. #GoMe
Is it me, or am I aging backward?
Today I’m just a whole year more incredibler.
Felt cute. Then I remembered it was my birthday and I felt even cuter.
Smiling into my birthday week!
Happy birthday to the most awesomehuman on this planet—me!
Getting my birthday glam on!
Keep calm…it’s my birthday!
My birthday is today, but I’ll take presents whenever.
Surround yourself with people who are more excited for your birthday than you are.
Wishing I could relive this day over and over again. Happy birthday to me!
I have a craving for cake…It must be my birthday week.
Feeling cute. Maybe it’s my birthday glow.
Wishing I had s’more birthday wishes.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. — John Glenn
Best. Age. Ever.
Jumping into this birthday headfirst.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope
Birthday #mood!
Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
My birthday looks a little different this year.
Here’s my obligatory birthday selfie!
Let me be the first one to wish myself a happy birthday!
Welcome to club birthday!
The best birthdays of all are those that haven’t arrived yet. — Robert Orben
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age. — Booth Tarkington
Hugs, kisses and birthday wishes.
Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get. Happy birthday to me!
I love nothing more than being the birthday girl!
Laughter is the best birthday present.
Everyone has birthdays. I’m glad mine is today.
I have no shopping budget today, it’s my birthday!
My birthday selfie game is strong.
Making my years count instead of counting the years.
Would it really be my birthday if I didn’t take a selfie?
Today is all about me!
All the world is a birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. — George Harrison
Ditching the gym and eating cake. Happy birthday to me!
My birthday wish is I want more birthday cake!
It’s important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. — Chili Davis
Birthday hair and I don’t care.
Not wasting a single second of my birthday today.
Did someone say it’s my birthday?!
Starting my birthday celebrations early this year!
Lovin’ my birthday glow.
Dreaming that tomorrow will be my birthday again.
On this day, a queen was born.
Why so many candles for such a small cake? I guess I’m getting old.
It might be the cake talking, but I love birthday parties.
The first hundred years are the hardest. — Wilson Mizner
Everyday is worth celebrating, but especially today because it’s my birthday.
Is that a gray hair? Happy birthday to me.
Thank you, Mom, for giving birth to me.
Born to shine, especially today.
Good news: Today is my birthday!
Here’s to another year where I can grace everyone with my presence.
I got the Happy Birthday song playing on repeat.
Let the birthday shenanigans begin!
I didn’t choose this birthday, this birthday chose me.
Gonna party like it’s my birthday…’cause it is.
Birthdays are bigger in Texas.
Happy birthday to the funniest person I know — me.
Half birthdays deserve celebrations too!
Peace, love and birthday cake.
It’s my favorite holiday…my birthday!
I can’t help being cute, I’m the birthday girl.
Birthday feels.
Treating myself to a day filled with doing nothing. #BirthdayWish
Birthdays are never overrated.
Cheers to me!
So that is it for our list of Funny Happy Birthday Captions for Yourself. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Funny Birthday Quotes, Funny Birthday Wishes and Birthday Puns.
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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