Funny Thank You Messages to Show Your Gratitude with Humor

It’s important to show your gratitude but that doesn’t mean you can’t do it in an amusing way, so we have put together a list of all the best funny thank you messages to help you out. And if you’re looking for short funny thank you messages to keep it brief, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Thank You Messages

I wish I could do the same for you, but I am not free like you.

Did I ever thank you for all you’ve done? In case I didn’t, let this card be your notice of thanks.

You’re like a diamond in the rough—wait, no, that’s me—thank you for taking the time to polish me up a little. I needed it.

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding. I hope you don’t regret it.

Thanks for always pretending to listen to my rants. You’re a great actor!

Let me ask you you did it for some reason, Right? What’s that?

My life is no longer the same boring because you are with me now.

If I gained a dollar every time I appreciated you, I would be a billionaire.

You’ve reminded me again that I’m another year older. Thank you for the yearly reminder!

Not sure if you know it or not, but you are doing such a huge favor on me.

You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank you card. Takes a lot to fool us.

In this world, there are movers, and there are shakers. You’re both. Thanks for helping us move.

I don’t want to puke ‘thank you’ over and over because that’s just not cool. Instead, I’ll only send you this one card with the words ‘thank you’ in big print. Now let’s forget everything you’ve done! Not really. How could I? You’re too awesome.

When God was handing out awesomeness, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn’t he? Because here I am again, thanking you for being so awesome.

I appreciate you more than a shopaholic appreciates a sample sale

Thanks for being even more supportive than my parents.

I must have done something good in the past that I have a friend like you.

I’m too tired to find a new friend, I think you are a good one.

You’re the friend who doesn’t judge me for my bad decisions. Thank you for that!

What you did, no any other friend do to their friend ever.

Aren’t you thankful that I’m your friend? You should be. Because I’m thankful, I have an awesome friend like you too!

You’re the friend who knows all my secrets and still likes me. Thanks for that!

We’re your trophy. It’s ok; we promise not to sit on your mantle. Thanks for everything.

Thanks for being my therapist and my partner in crime. You’re the best friend ever!

If I had a trophy for ‘Best Gift-Giver,’ you’d win it every time!

Having a friend like you is such a blessing or curse, I can’t decide.

A card saying ‘thank you’ just doesn’t cut it. So, can you please be my Valentine, too?

I know we promised to never say ‘thanks’ but I can’t help but this time let me say it.

Since I’m always sending them to you, I finally got organized and bought a box of 500 thank-you cards. Thanks for all you did for me, and thanks for the bit of money I saved buying your cards in bulk.

Electric is who you are! Electric! You can do anything, fix anything and be anything. You’re powerful! Thank you!

You’re the silver lining in every cloud. Thanks for brightening my day!

Your positivity and encouragement helped me to become a better person.

Your kindness is the best thing since sliced bread, and that’s saying something!

Did you go to college to learn how to buy the perfect gift? Man, you sure know how to pick ’em. Thanks for making my gift-giving skills look really bad.

You’re brilliant. Or maybe I’m brilliant because I know you?

So you did something wonderful, and now I’m forced to send you this card dripping with thanks. Sheesh, does it always have to be about you?

Whether it’s to have fun or sharing pain, you know to play your role right.

So you think you’re all that? So what if you saved my bacon, solved my problem, and soothed my soul? Show off.

You’ve reached ‘Legendary Friend’ status. Expect fan mail!

You’re a total lifesaver…or should I say task saver?

I don’t know about you, but I’m thankful to have a friend like you.

For this help, I will not remain grateful to you forever, remember that.

When God created you, he freestyled it. Cause there ain’t no mould. Thank God.

If you knew how amazing you are, you would have grown conceited. I’m just happy you’re not that bright!

My gratitude is bigger than my to-do list, and that’s saying something!

Thank you, friend, for being with me and letting me know that someone cares.

I’ve thanked you and thanked you and thanked you and thanked you over a hundred times, it seems—man, I’m sick of repeating myself.

You’re so annoying! All you do is help, help, and help. Sheesh, aren’t you tired of being dependable?

Thank you for being the kind of friend who makes even the worst days bearable.

Good friends, greet you on your birthday. Best friends, post your silly photos. Thanks for being the latter!

Have I told you that you’re the kindest person in the world? I probably have, but I’ll say it again anyway.

You’re like a human ray of sunshine. My sunscreen is my gratitude!

I’d give you a standing ovation for your help, but I’m really lazy…

Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, you’re not the Charlie Browniest. Man, do you always have to be so helpful, so kind, so generous, so thoughtful . . . so perfect? Well, we’re glad you are. Forget about trying out for the next Peanuts movie.

If you knew how awesome you were, you’d be way more conceited. Thank goodness you’re not too bright. Thanks!

I know that I have to pay a big price for the help I got from you. Thanks, but no thanks.

Your generosity is the stuff of legends. History books should write about you!

Thanks for the gift. I promise not to regift it… this week!

Some people are just plain old everyday people, then there’s you. This superhuman, crazy smart jerk who everybody loves cause you’re always there for others!

You’re the human equivalent of a double rainbow – rare and amazing!

For everything you do for me, I will be grateful to you forever.

If awesomeness were a sport, you’d be an Olympian!

I’m so grateful to have a weird but supportive friend like you.

You deserve the moon and the stars. Don’t worry; NASA and I are working on it.

Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Thanks for everything.

Sometimes, life is not as complicated as it seems. See! Helping me wasn’t all that bad; at least you got this card with words and such.

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else. In all seriousness, I appreciate you more than Harry’s solo in WMYB…and anything else in the world.

Thanks for always having my back. You deserve a medal for putting up with me.

You’re the pilot of my life. That must be why I’m always crashing!

You’re the best! Thanks for understanding my unique brand of crazy.

I can’t express how much I appreciate you, my dear friend. So I’m not doing it.

Please never stop being who you are. I love even the crazy side of yours.

You conspired to help us, forcing us to send you this thank-you card. It takes a lot to fool us.

Thanking you is easy. What you did for us was impossible. So we’re taking skydiving lessons to try and keep up with your mad skills.

Thanks for the help. That’s all you’re getting: a mouth full of thanks.

You fill my every day with lots of laughter, I can’t thank you enough.

Thank you for doing this huge favor for me. Now I don’t need you.

It was kind of you to send me a present. Thank you for not giving me a lump of coal!

In a galaxy far, far away, there’s a missing poster of you. You can’t be of this world; you’ve done so much for us! ‘Thank you’ seems so small.

Did I ever thank you for all you did for me? Just in case I haven’t, I’m sending this card to stroke your ego some more.

There’s nothing I wouldn’t do to show you how grateful I am: I’d fight a saber tooth tiger, I’d dip my foot into boiling lava, I’d even listen to an entire Nickelback album for you…

Thank you, my dear friend, I’m glad that I’m your only best friend.

To all my Facebook friends who always greet me on my birthday, thank you! And thanks for tolerating my silly posts!

When everyone has a friend like you, nobody will be depressed anymore.

I felt an unusual sensation when I received your gift. If it is not indigestion, then it must be gratitude!

You are like a one-in-a-million friend and I don’t want to lose you.

You can’t see it, but I’m doing my happy dance right now…and it’s all because of your help. It’s even more amazing than before because it’s in your honor, and if you were here, you’d probably shed a tear.

It’s an honor to have you as my friend, you are the worst and best of all.

Do you even know how to fail? Thank you for never learning that! Your help saved me again.

You’re officially on my ‘Awesome People’ list. Congratulations!

Not sure how we end up being with each other, but I’m thankful.

We asked ourselves, ‘Would we do for you what you did for us’? After great consideration, we concluded, ‘No effing way’. What are you, nuts? We aren’t in your league.

It must feel great being perpetually cool! Thank you for fulfilling the responsibility of being a COOL friend.

Get lost now, I got what I need from you. But, thanks, though.

Thanks for being my partner in crime. Even if I get arrested, I’ll never rat you out

Do you want me to say ‘thanks? Have you ever cared to say it?

We might be weird, and I think this is the plus point of our friendship.

Thank you for being my friend. I would have sent you a funny card, but this was cheaper.

Thank you for being with me and letting me have all those good and bad habits.

Some people get to help others, and some people are hopeless cases like me! Thanks again for being who you are.

Thank you for making me spend a lot of money on these thank you cards.

To say thank you, we bought you a star—not really, but look up, and the first star you see is yours. You deserve the moon, too; we’re working on that.

You are the pilot of my life. Poor you, I understand why that upsets you. Thanks again.

Thank you for polishing the diamond in the rough that is me.

Thanks for being my friend and accepting my weirdness. It’s not easy, I know.

Thank you, dear friend, for your presence at a time when I need you the most.

You’re a superhero in disguise. Can I borrow your cape sometime?

We’re in a bit of a pickle; we want to thank you, but we’re afraid you might think we’re grateful. We decided to risk it. Thanks for everything!

Thanks for being a shoulder to cry on. Please send me the bill for your services.

You’ve made it to my favorite people list. Congrats!

I like everything about you. Sometimes, you are crazy, but such a kind person.

You don’t look as smart as you are. But thank you for saving me here.

Enough is enough. All you ever do is help, help, and help—aren’t you tired of being the goodie-two-shoes helper guy that people can count on? I hope not, because wow, you’re handy to have around in a pinch! Thanks, dude.

Thanks a latte!

In a world of bad guys, you’re one of the good guys. Shocking, because most of the time, you fit right in as a bad guy. Thanks.

Thanks a latte for your kindness. I can espresso how much it means to me!

My gratitude runs deeper than a deep fried Oreo…and that’s saying something.

We share some of the best memories and I’m here for more.

You’re so awesome; even unicorns take notes from you!

You are such a crazy friend, but I love the way you are.

Saying thank you in a card is so lame. That’s why we did it, ’cause that’s who we are—useless lame ducks who couldn’t get through life without your help.

No idea why I’m saying this, but my dear friend, thank you.

Looks like you’re brown-nosing God. You gotta stop sucking up like that. It’s our turn to score points with the big man, and that’s where this thank-you card comes in.

I’m grateful that I have you as a friend, even if you always eat my food.

How could you give me a birthday gift when you’re the only gift I need? But I loved the gift anyway. Thank you!

Your generosity is only exceeded by your nice looks.

You make me want to thank you in multiple languages, even though I can barely say it in English.

We wanted to buy you a paid vacation to Hawaii as a thank you, but if we could do that, we wouldn’t have needed your help. We could have hired someone instead and sent ourselves on that trip. Wow, that was rude. Sorry! What we’re trying to say is that without your help, we couldn’t have written all this gold in your thank-you card. So, thank you!

You’re the only person who can bear my weirdness. I am grateful for your friendship!

You are probably the first person that I will say a heartfelt thanks.

Love to spend time with you, you are the best at making the feel-good moments.

I smiled the whole day yesterday because of the flowers you sent me. People thought I was crazy. Thanks for that!

Your kindness made my day. And trust me, that’s a tough job!

This is the first time you have done something good and I like to say thank you.

Thank you for being you; that’s all we ever want: that and a million dollars.

There’s no match for our friendship. We are so different means crazy.

Thank you doesn’t cut it. But since you already have an inflated version of self-worth, let me add to the pile—’You’re awesome, amazing, shockingly good-looking, kind, thoughtful, always right, and most of all, just like me’.

Now I hope that you won’t keep reminding me of what you just did for me.

Thank you for always laughing at my terrible jokes. You’re a true friend.

You are good at everything whether it’s about friendship or fighting.

Do not tell me what you need. So I know why you do such a favor on me.

If I had a dollar for every time you’ve helped me, I’d be a millionaire.

The way you understand without me saying anything shows you are a good friend.

Every time I’m in trouble you are there for me. That means you are the troublemaker.

In a world filled with sub-par people, you’re an ‘above-the-crowd’ type. Thanks for being annoyingly perfect.

If you are waiting for me to say thank you, keep waiting, as I’m not going to say.

You are always there to help me out. What’s going on, do you have a crush on me?

When God was handing out all the talent, he gave you a big chunk of it, didn’t he? Cause once again, I’m sending you a damn thank you card for your awesomeness.

You’re not just a star; you’re the whole constellation!

Thanks for being my unpaid therapist.

We have declared today your national day. Every year, we’ll toast you for what you did. Saying thank you was too lame.

You’re so thoughtful; even Google Maps couldn’t locate your level of kindness!

If gratitude were a currency, you’d be a billionaire!

Wish I had a friend like you. That means I need someone like me.

You’ve put my life back on track to being the incredible journey it was meant to be; you’re a little too awesome for your underwear.

You’re awesome. I’m grateful, end of the story.

I wore my best dress, took out the champagne, and toasted to your fantastic, generous nature. Then I bought myself a gift to really show you how much I appreciate you! Not really; it’s all true, except for the gift part. Thank you!

Are you prepared for the gushing ‘thanks’ this card is going to be filled with? I’ll give you a minute. *breathe in, breathe out* *one and two* *here it comes* ‘Thank you for being the winner in my life’.

Thanks for all your help. When I win an Oscar, I’ll give you a shoutout.

You must be from a galaxy far away because you’re out of this world! Thank you for being such an amazing friend.

You’re the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the whole zoo!

You’ve never given up on anything, and we’re grateful because we needed you this last time. Thanks for being a tenacious so-and-so.

I’m surprised you never do anything for anyone. But why for me?

Thank you for being my crazy friend, I can’t tolerate a normal friend.

Without you, I could do it. But I thought to give you a chance to do something.

A million bucks, that’s what you’re worth to us. Unfortunately, this lousy, cheap thank-you card is all you’re getting.

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly—thank you!

You make ‘thank you’ seem like an understatement. Wow!

Thank you for being the freakishly amazing humanoid you are.

Somewhere over the rainbow is your pot of gold for all the help you’ve given me. When you get it, please share. If it weren’t for me, you’d have nobody to practice your crazy good side on.

So that is it for our list of Funny Thank You Messages. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Thankful for Friends Quotes, Gratitude Quotes, Short Appreciation Quotes, Funny Good Morning Sayings, Thank You for the Birthday Wishes and Short Funny Sayings.