Starting your day with a chuckle is a great way to get going, which is why we have put together a list of all the best funny good morning sayings for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny morning sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Good Morning Sayings
Rise and shine, love! The bed is officially filing a missing person’s report for you.
Mornings: when your bed is your sworn enemy and your alarm clock is the villain.
Good morning, sleepyhead! There’s officially one more sleep until I get to see you
Rise and sparkle, my love! Your smile is the only makeup you need to slay the day.
Every morning I wake up and ask myself: ‘Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day?’
Rise and whine! Oops, I mean shine. Freudian slip.
Wake up, gear up, and remember – the mute button is your friend in meetings.
Morning, darling! Today’s forecast: 100% chance of snuggles.
Greetings, fellow morning hater!
Rise and shine! Another day to excel in being spectacularly average.
You’re going to do great things today! Unless you’re still asleep—then you need to get a move on.
Good morning! I thought of sending you a sweet message, but I guess you prefer me a bit salty.
May your day be filled with all the happiness you can steal from mine.
Good morning, love! Remember, the early bird catches the worm…but who wants worms for breakfast anyway? Enjoy your cereal instead! Wish I were there to share!
Rise and shine? I’d rather rise and whine. Pass the coffee.
Good morning! It’s time to give your pillow a well-deserved break.
Dear family, let’s confuse today by being a day ahead of schedule. Or at least acting like it.
Good morning! Let’s wake up, be awesome, repeat after coffee.
Hello! Did you dream of being a morning person? Nope? Me neither. Let’s nap.
Good morning! Let’s make our dreams so jealous of our reality that they have to come true.
Beware: The morning zombies (aka us) are about to be caffeinated. Proceed with caution.
Morning mantra: I will not let my pillow seduce me back to sleep. Well, maybe just five more minutes.
Good morning, gorgeous! If you’re reading this, it means my wish for you to have a great day is already coming true.
Morning! Just a little reminder that you’re the jam to my peanut butter – sweet, surprising, and indispensable.
Here’s to a morning as bright and promising as the look on your face when you realize I’ve eaten the last of the cereal.
Another morning, another chance to prove that waking up early is a conspiracy theory.
Alert: Morning detected. Tactical caffeine deployment advised.
Who decided mornings should start before noon?
Good morning! Can you hear the birds singing? Great! That means you’re still alive!
Wake up, love! The day can’t start without its brightest light – that’s you, in case you hadn’t had your coffee yet.
Good morning! Remember: our love is like a snooze button – it gets better with every tap.
They say ‘Good morning,’ but what they mean is ‘It’s coffee o’clock.’
Good morning! The sun called. It wants its brightness back. You’re outshining it.
Who needs a morning alarm when I have you to tickle me awake? Good morning, sunshine!
You can manifest anything…including a good morning with a hot cup of coffee.
Rise and sparkle. It’s time to turn the morning groans into glorious laughter.
Rise and shine? I’m more of a ‘stumble and whine’ kind of person.
Good morning! Let’s pretend we’re in a movie where no one needs a caffeine IV.
Good morning! Remember, smiling before 10 AM is a sign of strength, not insanity.
Good morning! Let’s assume our superhero pose: The Desk Sitter.
Good morning! Remember, your bed will be there to comfort you after a long day. No rush.
Good morning! If anyone needs me, I’ll be accepting apologies from my alarm clock.
If morning had an ‘snooze’ option, I’d be a morning person.
Sending you good vibes from far away for a day so fantastic, even your coffee will be jealous of the energy you bring to the table. Go seize the day, superstar!
Cheers to a day filled with caffeine, deadlines, and misplaced files!
Alert: The family circus is now awake. Proceed with laughter!
Congrats on your face-to-face meeting with the morning. Spoiler: It thinks you’re cute.
Ah, morning! The time when my bed is extra comfortable, and my alarm is extra annoying.
Rise and shine, my love! If you make the coffee, I’ll make it worth your while.
Family bonding time: when we all share a collective groan as the alarm goes off.
Ugh. Why does every day start so early? I hope you can sleep in.
Good morning! Just think, the family who annoys each other in the morning stays together.
Good morning, my favorite human! I hope your day is as bright and beautiful as a unicorn riding a rainbow. Just a heads up, I’m the unicorn in this scenario!
Good morning! Today’s mission: Smile at the mirror until it cracks from your radiance.
Good morning, my love! Ready to create some new ‘us’ memories today?
Hey! Just a heads up, your coffee is plotting to wake you up today. Watch out!
Morning, my dear! I sent a hug and a kiss with this message, but the postman said it was too big to fit.
Wake up! It’s time to add a little chaos to this peaceful morning.
Good morning! Keep your friends close and your coffee closer.
If you could choose between morning coffee and morning people, you know what to do.
Mornin’! Which one of you jerks decided mornings should start before noon?
Mornings: the universe’s way of saying, ‘Ready or not, here comes life!’
Ready for a day of subtle keyboard tapping and loud coffee sipping?
Top of the morning! Let’s make today so productive that even the coffee is impressed.
Mornings are better with you by my side, except when you steal the blankets. Then it’s war.
Rumor has it, your bed is protesting your absence this morning. Time to negotiate.
If morning had a face, I’d tell it to take a nap.
Good morning! Time to rise and dine… because breakfast in bed isn’t going to make itself.
Morning is nature’s way of saying, ‘Once more, with feeling!’ So, good morning!
Good morning! Time to check if the coffee pot is as excited to start the day as we are!
Good morning! Remember, smiling before 10 AM is a sign of strength, not insanity.
Some mornings I wake up and think, ‘Not today, Comforter. You win.’
Rise and shine, my sleepyhead. The world isn’t ready for your bedhead!
Good morning! Let’s face the day with the enthusiasm of a child and the caffeine tolerance of an adult.
Good morning! Remember, life isn’t about finding yourself; it’s about finding the remote before you do.
Hey, cutie, rise and shine! Just remember, if the day feels long, my love for you is longer. I miss you!
Morning, my dear! I sent a hug and a kiss with this message, but the postman said it was too big to fit.
Good morning! Remember, coffee is like a long-distance hug in a mug (from me)! If your mug feels a little cold, it’s time for a refill and another hug.
Hello, morning! Let’s negotiate: I’ll open my eyes if you hide the sun.
Good morning! Remember, every yawn is a silent scream for coffee…or is it for me?
Morning is nature’s way of saying, ‘One more time, with feeling!’
Good morning! Time to switch from the comfort of your bed to the reality of your life…and maybe make it match your dreams.
Morning paradox: Wanting to get up early to have more day, but also not wanting to get out of bed. Ever.
Morning checklist: Eyes open? Check. Pulse? Check. Coffee? Triple check.
Good morning. I’ve been dreaming about my morning cup of coffee…Oh, and you, too.
Alert: it’s morning. Time to wear the mask of being awake.
Good morning. Let’s conquer the day, right after we find our will to get out of bed.
Hey! Even your computer is happy to see you this morning. It’s called a ‘boot up’ for a reason.
Rise and whinr. Another day to outshine each other!
If kisses were coffee, I’d send you a big cup to help you start your day! Good morning!
Morning checklist: Eyes open? Check. Survived? Check. Coffee? Double check.
Good morning, sunshine…or should I say good afternoon?
Every morning is like a blank canvas. Now all we have to do is learn to paint.
Good morning, sunshine…or should I say good afternoon?
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
Yawn loud, smile wide, and let the world know you’re less asleep than you appear.
Alert, it’s morning! Time to face reality… after this cup of coffee.
To my family: May your troubles be as short-lived as your resolutions to wake up early.
Morning checklist: Eyes open, check. Coffee, check. Sanity… sanity? Well, we’ll come back to that.
Good morning! Wake up and smell the coffee – or, if you prefer, wake up and smell the opportunity to nap later. Either way, have a fabulous day!
Hey, you! Yes, you with the messy hair and the sleepy eyes. It’s time to rise and shine like the rockstar you are – even if your audience is just your cat.
Good morning! Remember, every sunrise gives you a new chance to hit snooze.
They say ‘Good morning’ but what they mean is ‘It’s coffee o’clock’.
Morning! Just a little reminder that you’re the jam to my peanut butter – sweet, surprising, and indispensable. I wish we were together to make the perfect sandwich.
Morning motto: Let’s make today so awesome that yesterday gets jealous.
Morning motto: If you can’t rise and shine, at least you can rise and whine, right?
Morning mantra: I’m awake, I’m awesome, coffee helps.
Warning: may speak in sarcasms until coffee is fully consumed.
Mornings are like a blank canvas. Too bad I never learned to paint.
Hey! Just so you know, your blanket is plotting a cozy coup. Stay vigilant.
Rise and shine! Or, you know, rise and groan. Whichever fits your morning style.
Good morning! Just remember, our sibling rivalry is paused until we both have coffee.
Good morning! Today’s agenda: Pretend to adult while secretly planning nap times.
Morning! Let’s make today fear us a little.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Mornings are for dreamers who are too stubborn to stay in bed.
To my lovely family, may our coffee cups overflow and our tolerance for morning drama be vast.
Wake up! It’s time to confuse our tasks with enthusiasm!
Top of the morning! Let’s make today’s problems yesterday’s news.
Wakey wakey, time to face the email monster!
Good morning! Let’s make our dreams so jealous of our reality that they have to come true.
Rise and shine,! The world awaits our combined mischief.
Wakey wakey, sunshine! Your royal highness of the pillow kingdom, it’s time to rise and shine!
Good morning! Sun’s up, coffee’s hot, now where’s the mute button for morning people?
Sun’s up, coffee’s hot, now where’s the mute button for morning people?
Morning, beautiful. Did you dream about me or should I be jealous of the three-headed dog again?
Hey there, morning warrior! Remember, the early bird gets the worm, but the late riser gets the brunch buffet. Choose wisely and have a delicious day!
Whoever said ‘Good morning’ first clearly never had to disentangle from bed sheets.
Yawning is just a silent scream for coffee.
Good morning! Time to rise and whine.
Good morning, sleeping beauty! Time to awaken and make all the other princesses jealous.
Welcome to a new day! And like a garbage phoenix, may you rise from the gutter you call a bed.
Good morning! Let’s conquer the day, right after we find our will to get out of bed.
Alert: Your bed has officially filed a missing person report. Time to show up!
Rise and shine, love! Our adventure awaits, just as soon as I have my first cup of coffee.
Good morning, sweetheart! Ready to dazzle the world with your awesomeness…after a few snoozes? I wish I were there with you!
Wake up, be awesome, repeat after coffee.
Good morning! Let’s confuse our dreams and reality even more today.
Good morning! Just a friendly reminder that you’re awesome, amazing, and capable of conquering anything… except maybe mornings. I can’t wait to see you!
Alert! It’s coffee o’clock. Meet you at the battleground, also known as the break room.
Good morning! Time to rise and whine.
Rise and shine? I’m more of a ‘stumble and whine’ kind of person.
Morning family meeting agenda: 1. Coffee. 2. More coffee. 3. Why are we awake?
Wake up, sleepyhead! The coffee is jealous of the way you steal the show with your snoring.
Alert: it’s morning. Time to wear the mask of being awake. Thankfully, yours is a good one.
Rise and whine, friends. It’s time to stumble through our morning routines.
Warning: waking up without you is harmful to my health. Good morning, love!
Good morning! Let’s face the day with the enthusiasm of a child and the caffeine tolerance of an adult.
Hey, remember, mornings are the universe’s way of saying ‘One more time, with feeling!’
Good morning! Time to rise, shine, and complain about waking up this early.
Morning paradox: waking up tired and going to bed wide awake.
Rise and shine! Just kidding, we can grumble and glare together.
Morning motto: If you can’t rise and shine, at least you can rise and whine, right?
I love the smell of possibility in the morning… and bacon.
Alert: Your alarm clock is now in witness protection for its own safety. Time to get up!
Wakey, wakey! Your to-do list is getting lonely. Let’s give it some company.
You are the French to my toast. I wanted to say good morning and that I’m also very hungry right now.
Good coffee = good morning…because adulting is hard.
Rise and sparkle! Or just rise. Sparkling is optional and highly ambitious.
Top of the morning to you! May your day be as awesome as me!
Let’s seize the day! But first, let’s just lie here and dread everything.
Every morning I wake up and think: ‘Nah, I don’t need a job. I’m a morning person!’ said no one ever.
Morning fun fact: You can’t look good and be a morning person at the same time. Choose wisely.
Morning. Do you ever wake up in the morning and ask yourself: ‘Is it socially acceptable to wear pajamas all day?’
Good morning, sweetheart! Ready to dazzle the world with your awesomeness…after a few snoozes?
Morning! Did you know the birds were holding auditions for your morning alarm? Spoiler: they all got the part.
Sun’s up, you’re up! Let’s make the pillow jealous with our adventures today.
Knock knock! Who’s there? Your personal wake-up fairy with a bucket of sunshine and giggles.
Morning tip: Keep smiling until your brain thinks you’re happy and awake. Spoiler: It might take a while.
Good morning. Let’s tackle today with the grace of a bulldozer.
Okay, I admit it: I miss your bedhead!
Good morning, sweetheart! I miss you—morning breath and all!
Mornings: the universe’s way of saying, ‘Ready or not, here comes life!’
Hey cutie, rise and shine! Just remember, if the day feels long, my love for you is longer.
Good morning! Today’s agenda: pretending to be normal. We got this!
Rise and shine, my friend! Remember, life is short, so smile while you still have teeth. And if all else fails, blame it on the lack of coffee.
Rise and shine, my morning star! Remember, your snore is my favorite symphony.
Morning! Let’s tackle the day before it tackles us.
Good morning! Time to switch from the comfort of your bed to the reality of your life.
I need you more than I need my coffee in the morning, but the coffee will have to do for now. Can’t wait to see you!
Good morning, loser! It’s time to wake up and conquer the day!
Good morning! They say laughter is the best medicine, but coffee’s a close second. Here’s to a day filled with laughter, fueled by the strong doses of both!
Morning, sunshine! How does it feel to be the reason the sun got up today?
Welcome to a new day! Time to trade your pillow for a cup of coffee and take the world by storm…one yawn at a time!
Good morning! It’s that special time when my bed is extra comfortable, and my alarm is extra annoying.
Wake up, love! It’s time to face the day… after five more minutes of cuddling.
Good morning! Let’s tackle today with the enthusiasm of a kid in a candy store and the energy of a toddler on a sugar rush. Just try not to crash by noon!
Good coffee = good morning…because adulting is hard.
Morning: the time when your bed is a magnetic field, and you’re the iron.
Let’s seize the day! But first, let’s just lie here and dread everything.
Good morning! Another day, another pseudo-crack at adulthood.
Good morning! Remember, your bed will be there to comfort you after a long day. Wish I could be there to keep it warm for you.
Good morning! Let’s be productive today… or at least pretend well enough.
Hello, morning! Let’s negotiate: I’ll open my eyes if you hide the sun.
Mornings are the perfect time for quiet reflection, said no one with friends ever.
Cock-a-doodle-don’t even talk to me yet.
Have a fantastic day, weirdo!
Good morning! Let’s make today’s problems tomorrow’s punchline.
Alert! The world is overcaffeinated, and only your smile can save us now. Good morning!
Wakey wakey,! Let’s see who can avoid doing chores the longest today.
Good morning, good morning! It’s a brand new day. Let the bullsh*t begin!
Good morning! Hope your day is as nice as your butt.
Wakey-wakey, rise and grind! Today’s agenda: conquer the world with coffee in one hand and determination in the other. Let’s do this!
Morning challenge: Find socks that match. Reward: Coffee. Let the games begin.
Good morning! Time to rise and whine.
The best part of waking up is… going back to sleep after the alarm goes off.
Another morning, another chance to prove that waking up early is a conspiracy theory.
Good morning! If you were here, I’d make you whatever breakfast you wanted (as long as it was a bowl of cereal)
Good morning! Let’s be the reason our computers want to work today.
From the depths of your slumber, I summon thee to a beautiful morning.
Hey there! If you can survive the coffee machine, you can survive the day.
Rise and shine! Or rise and whine. Your choice.
If you see me smiling in the morning, I’m either still asleep or plotting something.
You know that moment in the morning right after you wake up when you feel fully rejuvenated and high in energy? Yeah, me neither. Good morning, anyway.
Good morning! Let’s be naughty today and stay in bed till noon – just kidding, get up!
Good morning, world! Spoiler alert: I need coffee.
Morning! Today’s goal: Less sighing, more trying.
Good morning! Time to rise, shine, and argue over who’s taking longer in the bathroom.
Rise and shine? More like blink and groan.
You’re the reason I wake up smiling, even when I go to bed plotting your demise for stealing the covers.
Good morning! Time to rise, shine, and complain about waking up this early.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Good morning, sweetie. I seem to have lost my reason for waking up early in the morning…wish I was there with you.
Good morning! If lost, please return to the nearest coffee pot.
Good morning! Remember, your yawns are contagious. Share them wisely.
Good morning! Fun fact: If you move slowly enough, it’s still night. But since we’re not nocturnal, I guess we have to start the day. Let’s be awesome!
Good morning, sunshine! Today’s forecast: 99% chance of needing coffee and 100% chance of you being awesome. Get out there and shine bright!
Let’s make a pact to ignore reality and dive back under the covers. Deal?
So that is it for our list of Funny Good Morning Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Inspiring Morning Quotes, Uplifting Quotes, Positive Morning Mantras, Short Funny Work Quotes and Funny Thank You Messages.
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