350 Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Quotes to Celebrate the Day

Getting together with friends and family, laughing and having fun, is what Thanksgiving is all about. Which is why we have gathered all the best funny Thanksgiving sayings for you to share. And if you’re looking for short funny thanksgiving quotes for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Quotes

More rolls? You butter believe it

Orange you glad it’s fall?

Eat, drink, and be thankful

The only ice cream Pilgrims can eat is rocky road.

Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!

More rolls? You better believe it

Gobble ’til you wobble

Hit me, gravy, one more time

There’s pumpkin about Thanksgiving that I love so much.

Feast mode

“Arrgh,” says the pie-rate.

Zero plucks given

Lets just wing it with the turkey this year.

At a certain point, pumpkins got to give!

Hope your Thanksgiving is full of love, laughter, and leftovers.

Don’t marsh my mallow this Thanksgiving.

“Hope my relatives are getting along with the professional line sitter I hired to hold my place at the front of the Thanksgiving food line.” —John Lyon

Nobody puts gravy in the corner

“I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults’ table. That’s ’cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.” —Andre Kelley

Hope your Thanksgiving is packed with good times and great food.

That was plucking delicious!

It’s so easy to lose track of thyme during the holidays.

Happy Winesgiving

I love you from my head to my potatoes.

Dessert after the meal is the tur-key to my heart.

This meal is pumpkin special.

Hey, that turkey wishbone is doing its best—give it a break.

I’ve got stuffing to hide!

“Personally, I love Thanksgiving traditions: watching football, making pumpkin pie, and saying the magic phrase that sends your aunt storming out of the dining room to sit in her car.” – Stephen Colbert

Easy as pumpkin pie

Thanksgiving is plucking awesome

I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.

Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine

“Coexistence: What the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving.”—Mike Connolly

Pumpkin spice and chill

“Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.” —Melanie White

I cran and I will go back for seconds

Gobble ’til you wobble.

Pies before guys

Nobody puts gravy in the corner

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

There’s no need for a wine glass when you’ve got a gobble-let!

The only thing corny about Thanksgiving is cornbread.

Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about

I’m riding the gravy train to being stuffed.

I’m carbo-loading…for Black Friday.

My gobble-let overfloweth

You gotta go all or stuffing on Thanksgiving.

Me: “I can’t eat another bite!” Also me: “Did you say pie?

Touchdowns, tailgates, and turkey

Everyone knows that Thanksgiving is my jam!

I’m plucking stuffed.

Oh my gourd I love fall

“Of all of the food filled holidays, Thanksgiving reigns king in the United States.” – Gia Scott

Thankful for family, food, and fun times. Let the feasting begin!

Wishing you a Thanksgiving overflowing with good food, good times, and good memories.

Thankful today and every day

Squash goals.

Let’s eat, drink, and be thankful. Happy Thanksgiving, friend!

“Overeating at Thanksgiving is a case in point. It’s a national tradition.” – Eric Samuel Timm

I never want to leaf this beautiful place

“It’s Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—Rachel Green, Friends

Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth

“If you think about a Thanksgiving dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.”—Ina Garten

Don’t let any Thanksgiving turkey go to baste.

Easy as pie!

“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.”—Stephen Colbert

A good Thanksgiving meal is the tur-key to my heart.

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs

Pie plucking love this holiday

“A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.”—Kin Hubbard

Hap-pie Thanksgiving!

May your Thanksgiving be full of fun, food, and fantastic memories.

A happy heart is a thankful heart

Thanksgiving dinner was made all in a holi-day’s work.

Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.

Only have pies for this one.

Pure pumpkin goodness

Thanksgiving indulging

Don’t stop be-leafing

Winner, winner, turkey dinner

It’s all or stuffing with the Thanksgiving feast.

Thyme flies when you’re cooking a whole turkey!

Let’s talk turkey

Hi, it’s so rice to meet you!

I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

Gobble till you wobble! Happy Thanksgiving to the best family ever.

Goodness gracious, great gobbles of fire!

May your Thanksgiving be filled with as much joy as your heart – and as much food as your stomach can hold.

I gobbled all of it up!

There was no fowl play involved in the carving of this turkey.

I’m pie-ning for you.

I’m ready to talk turkey all evening.

We all have something in common with the turkey today: We’re stuffed.

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”—Andy Borowitz

Hope your Thanksgiving is as awesome as you are.

I yam who I yam.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with food, fun, and a little bit of craziness.

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s eat, drink, and be thankful.

You call it chaos. We call it family.

“Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftover in aluminum foil and throw them out.”—Nicole Hollander

In an autumn state of mind

Autumn leaves and pumpkins please

“Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother’s tasted better the day before.”—Rita Rudner

Nobody puts gravy in a corner.

Can someone pick up the turkey’s phone? It’s winging.

If our turkey was in a band, he’d play the drumsticks.

There’s just pumpkin about the way you look tonight.

Autumn skies and pumpkin pies

Winner, winner, turkey dinner

Eat, drink, and cranberry!

I always feel a lot butter on Thanksgiving.

Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed

Pie really love you.

This wine pairs well with a crazy family

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

Can’t wait to feast my eyes on the dessert.

Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey

You can tell the gravy is excited because it’s all stirred up.

I’m so bready for all these carbs on Thanksgiving.

My favorite genre of music is Plymouth rock n’ roll!

Go big or gourd home

I’m ready to season the day.

May your Thanksgiving be filled with good food and great company.

Talk turkey to me

Family, turkey, and football — oh my!

My favorite color is autumn

“What we’re really talking about is a wonderful day when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving?” – Erma Bombeck

Let’s get basted this Thanksgiving!

I yam legend.

This turkey will make you fowl with delight.

Birds of a feather flock together

Thankful. Grateful. Blessed.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving that’s as sweet as pumpkin pie.

Beauty and the feast.

Thankful for friends that turned into family

This turkey is poultry in motion.

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

The gravy is calm because it knows how to simmer down.

This corn is simply a-maize-ing.

Official occupation: couch potato

Give thanks and pass the mashed potatoes

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s make some epic holiday memories.

Let’s be thankful for elastic waistbands this Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs

Don’t make fun of the turkey—it’s been roasted enough today.

Don’t let the turkey fool you. He’s got a baste of spades in his giblets.

Let’s get cranberry sauced

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

I yam what I yam

Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine

Here’s to a day of great food, good company, and no judgment on seconds.

Because you know I’m all about that baste

Long sleeves and autumn leaves

Old habits pie hard.

I have a crust on you!

Family may not see pie to pie, but we sure do love Thanksgiving.

We go together like turkey and gravy

Oh my gourd, I’m stuffed.

“Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.” —Kevin James

Wishing you a Thanksgiving full of belly laughs and stretchy pants.

I’ve got stuffing to lose.

“It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller

It doesn’t get any butter than this.

Wine not have another glass?

Oh my gourd-ness, I love Thanksgiving

This turkey is thankful for vegetarians.

Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me

“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”—Oscar Wilde

We’re trading in the Christmas tree for poul-tree this year.

Turkey, gravy, beans and rolls. Let me see that casserole.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving filled with laughter and lots of turkey.

You thought Thanksgiving was over? You ain’t seen stuffing yet!

And they lived apple-y ever after

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”—Jay Leno

Thankful for friends like you – especially when there’s food involved.

Casse-rollin’ with the fam!

Here’s the one photo we got before the food coma hit…

Thankful for elastic waistbands

Current status: stuffed like a turkey

Let’s get this bread. (And butter.)

Life’s gourd, and then you pie.

Leftovers are for quitters

I was corn this way!

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a yam!

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!

We’re really plucky to have a great turkey this Thanksgiving.

You know I was corn to be wild.

Hope your Thanksgiving is as wonderful as you are… and as full as your plate!

You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes.

Gourd out of my mind

Let’s get basted!

Is butter(ball) a carb?

Happy Thanksgiving! May your gravy be smooth and your turkey perfectly cooked.

Silence of the yams.

Please raise your gobble gobble goblets for a Thanksgiving toast!

This food is looking gravy-licious.

Oh my gourd, I ate too much.

Cutest pumpkins in the patch

Can you be-leaf that all this food is for Thanksgiving?

Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s get our gobble on.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater

Feast your eyes on this glorious Thanksgiving spread.

I’m gravy for you!

Let the gourd times roll

Hope your Thanksgiving is full of love, laughter, and second helpings.

Because you know I’m all about that baste

This turkey is all carved up! Do you suspect fowl play?

We’re having a yam good time.

I’m filling pretty full!

Gobble ‘til you wobble

Thankful for you today and every day. Happy Thanksgiving!

I don’t want to accuse anyone of fowl play, but there’s no more leftovers.

Leaves are falling, autumn is calling

Why don’t turkeys eat on Thanksgiving? They’re stuffed.

Don’t stare at the turkey dressing. You’ll make him blush!

Keep calm and gobble on

Family, food, and fun – what more could we ask for? Happy Thanksgiving!

May your turkey be juicy and your pies be endless. Happy Thanksgiving, my friend!

Silence of the yams.

This food is truly off the stuffing charts!

Not to be corny, but I’m feeling thankful

I will eat all of this food all pie myself.

In every life, a little cranberry must fall.

Gourd your loins!

Hope your Thanksgiving is stuffed with happiness – and turkey, of course!

We’re serving the turkey’s favorite dessert this year: peach gobbler!

B-autumns up

Whatever floats your gravy boat.

Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with family, friends, and fun.

The maize is full of corny people.

Feeling berry thankful to be here.

The dad jokes are plucking hilarious!

Pie am so grateful for dessert.

What a cluster pluck

It’s all filling and games until you have to unbutton your pants.

Good vibes and apple pies.

I’m all about that baste life!

I like big bundts and I cannot lie.

Pumpkin season has begun

May your Thanksgiving be merry, your turkey juicy, and your pie plentiful.

May your turkey be moist and your stuffing be just right. Happy Thanksgiving!

You’ve foiled my plans for taking home leftovers.

We go together like turkey and gravy

Cluck it, let’s celebrate!

It’s turkey time

You’re the apple of my pie

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about

Wishing you a holiday full of mashed potatoes and minimal family drama.

Squashing my hands of this.

You could say I’m into fitness—as in, fitness scoop of mashed potatoes into my mouth.

Corn in the U.S.A!

Wishing you a Thanksgiving that’s stuffed with blessings.

The gravy train

Happy Turkey Day! Let’s eat, nap, and repeat.

May your Thanksgiving be as wonderful as you are.

Happy Turkey Day! Hope your holiday is deliciously fun.

Happy Piesgiving, folks!

Don’t whine, drink some wine!

This meal can’t get any butter.

I sure am plucky to be eating this meal!

You crack me up like a wishbone!

Not to get too corny, but this Thanksgiving food is amaizeing.

The turkey looks a little under the feather this year.

Let’s get basted!

Whatever floats your gravy boat.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving overflowing with joy, laughter, and gravy.

They whine. I wine.

Let’s squash the family drama today.

Roll out!

May your Thanksgiving be filled with laughter, love, and second helpings.

Last but not feast.

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

I can’t eat another bite. Oh look, pie!

Don’t forget to squash up for Thanksgiving dinner.

It’s leg day

Don’t mess with us, or we’ll show you how we casser-roll.

I love fall from the bautumn of my heart

Let’s talk turkey

Orange is the new black

Pumpkin is the spice of life

Here’s to a Thanksgiving full of gratitude, good times, and great food.

Gobble gobble! Here’s to a Thanksgiving stuffed with fun.

“People who love to eat are always the best people. – Julia Child

“Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” – P.J. O’Rourke

“Thanksgiving was nothing more than a pilgrim-created obstacle in the way of Christmas; a dead bird in the street that forced a brief detour.” – Augusten Burroughs

“Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook. – Melanie White

Winning the wishbone is a snap!

What comes first: The poul-tree or the Christmas tree.

I’m thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do

I’m filling pretty full!

Stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.

It’s all gravy, baby

“It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” – Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls

You ain’t seen stuffing yet.

“Oh Snap,” said the wishbone.

Happy Turkey Day! Let’s eat until we pass out.

Fifty shades of gravy

Hope your Thanksgiving is filled with lots of love and pie. Mostly pie.

Baste. Thanksgiving. Ever.

Pour some gravy on me.

“‘So what do we do?’ We do what all families do. Grin, bear it, and pass the mashed potatoes.” – Heather Brewer, Eleventh Grade Burns

I yam what I yam

Much ado about stuffing.

Talk turkey to me

If you give the turkey coffee, it’ll be a perky!

You’re the apple of my pie.

All you knead is love and pumpkin pie

Thanksgiving dinner spread always smells fowl.

Whip, whip—hooray!

Happy Thanksgiving! May your feast be delicious and your naps be long.

Can’t nobody tell me stuffin’

Oh, do you like the main course? Well, you haven’t seen stuffing yet.

Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth

Don’t stop be-leafing

Eat hard, nap harder

Gravy, I love your way.

Bready for seconds!

All you knead is love — and pumpkin pie

Feeling saucy.

Eat, drink, and cranberry

Nobody puts gravy in the corner.

I’m all corn up inside.

When it doubt, gravy it out!

Don’t let the holidays gobble up your sanity.

“Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” – Rosanne in Rosanne

Gourd times

I’m on a dinner roll.

Wishing you a Thanksgiving overflowing with joy and leftovers.

Eat, drink and be cranberry.

Eat, drink and cranberry.

Stop, drop, and pass the rolls

“Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.”—Michael Dresser

Will I eat leftovers for a week? I cran, and I will.

Hope your Thanksgiving is stuffed with happiness and gravy.

This meal is the cranberry on top.

It doesn’t get any butter than this

Gobble till you wobble! Have a great Thanksgiving!

I love when you talk turkey to me.

I only have pies for you.

There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!

“I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.” – Damien Fahey

So that is it for our list of Funny Thanksgiving Sayings and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Turkey Puns, Short Thanksgiving Wishes, Short Thanksgiving Sayings, Funny Thanksgiving Quotes and Happy Thanksgiving Wishes.