It never hurts to add a bit of humor to your romantic gestures, so we have put together a list of all the best funny Valentine’s Day letter board sayings for your next message. And if you’re looking for short funny Valentine’s Day letter board quotes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Sayings
There isn’t anything I need but you and maybe a cheeseburger.
Are you a 90-degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
You can’t get rid of me that easily!

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
Birds of the same feather, flock together.
Falling in love makes you do weird things, like smiling for no reason and baking cookies at 3 AM.
Guess what? We both like taking long romantic walks…to the fridge.
I still fall for you every day (and twice on Sunday)!
You’re my life hack!
I love you even when I’m hangry.

I love you like a back-alley cat loves trash cans.
Love is a friendship that has caught fire.
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a connection.
Happy co-dependence day!
It’s funny how we both look silly and cute together.
They say love is all about give and take. You take my fries, I give you the side-eye.
You’re like bacon; you make everything better.
You are the butter to my bread, and the breath to my life.
I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot.
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

You’re like a fine wine; you get better with age, and you make my head spin.
Our love is like a candle—if you forget me, I’ll burn your house down.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Being with you is like finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag.
You’re like a charger for my energy, but let’s face it, I’m the one who ends up more drained.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
I didn’t fall in love. I walked into it with open eyes, walked into a door, and knew I was in trouble.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.

Falling in love is like getting hit by a truck and then asking for the license plate number.
Together, we’re a perfect 10. But you’re the 1, I’m the 0.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it.
You’re my knight in shining armor… more like aluminum foil, but that’s okay, I love leftovers.
A hundred hearts would be too few to carry all my LOVE for you.
The four most beautiful words in our common language: ‘I told you so.’
Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.

Love is a two-way street that is constantly under construction.
You’re the best thing I’ve ever found on the internet, and that’s saying a lot.
Relationship is perfect when it doesn’t have you and me, but when it has us.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing without making it weird.
You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Our love is never ending, my heart is overflowing.

They say falling in love is a leap of faith. I’m just tripping over my own feet hoping you’ll catch me.
You are the source of my joy, the center of my world and the whole of my heart.
I love you more than zombies love brains, and they’re pretty committed.
I love you even when you snore, though I still contemplate pillow suffocation.
If love is a game, we’re winning.
How lucky am I that of all the fish in the sea, I caught you.
Being married means mostly shouting ‘What?’ from other rooms.

You’re the ping to my pong, the weird to my wacky, and just the right kind of crazy.
You’re wonderful and I wonder how you could be mine.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
We’re definitely two of a kind!

I love you even when you eat my fries, and trust me, that’s a lot of love.
I love you more than beer, and I really love beer.
They say marriage is all about compromise. I agree, so we’re doing it her way.
I love you more than squirrels love nuts.
True love is inexhaustible; the more you give, the more you have.
Our relationship is like a comfy pair of jeans; it might not look high-fashion, but it feels perfect.
It’s not easy being perfect…like us.
My love for you is like a circle. It has no end, and that’s how long I want to be with you.
You’re the reason I look at my phone and smile, then bump into things.

I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
When we’re together I hear music, or is it just ringing in my ears?
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te.
You’re like my favorite hoodie; I feel warm, comfortable, and stylish whenever you’re around.
My heart beats faster when I’m near you, or is it the coffee?
You’re not weird, you’re just limited edition.
I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.
When we kiss fireworks go off, either that or my phone exploded.
We are made for each other.
Falling in love is like sending a text. You press send and then wait anxiously for a reply.
I think you’re lacking vitamin mE.

We’re our own kind of awkward.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
I love you more than yesterday – yesterday you really got on my nerves.
Thank you, Tinder.
They say you can’t put a price on love, but I’d settle for a price on housework.
The king and the queen. Bow before us!
Might as well face it, we’re addicted to love.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
I love you, dumb dumb.
You’re like my car keys. I can’t get anywhere without you.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
I love you more than my smartphone, and that’s a modern-day declaration of true love.
I promised to love you when we’re old and wrinkly, which is good because we’re halfway there.
You’re like my favorite song on repeat, except I never get tired of you.
I think we make a cute couple.
I’ll love you until I forget who you are.
You’re the flip to my flop, the hop to my scotch.
I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, then all at once… and then with a bit of drool.

You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.
You’re the sprinkles on my ice cream, unnecessary but so delightful.
If we were on a sinking ship, I’d share my door with you.
You’re not Google, but you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
I didn’t fall for you, you tripped me… and I landed in your arms.
With you I feel like I’m walking on air…hope I don’t fall.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
You’re like a charger; I’m dead without you.
You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.
If being in love was illegal, we’d be co-conspirators.

You’re the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life, congratulations!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
You have my whole heart, and probably a bit of my sanity too.
If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.
You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got ‘FINE’ written all over you.
I would be sad if you left me, please don’t.
We may hate ourselves in the morning, but we’re loving each other tonight.
We go together like cookies and milk.
I don’t care if you’re sick. I’ll kiss you because you’re worth catching a cold over.
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Love is like a toothache. It doesn’t appear on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

Our love is like a good coffee; hot, strong, and keeps me up all night.
Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Us weirdos gotta stick together.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time and make you do stupid things.
If it makes you feel better, you can hold my hand.
We’re nuts about each other!
Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.

Everything is better when we do it together.
Falling in love is like packing for a trip. You must leave your baggage behind.
You’re the cheese to my macaroni, except I love you more than carbs.
You’re like a library book; I’ve checked you out, and now I’m overdue for some serious loving.
I tripped over my love for you and fell… into a pile of happiness.
We go together like COPY & PASTE.
Every time I see you, I love you more.
You’re like my favorite song on repeat, except I don’t get tired of you.
Why buy the cow? Maybe because every day the cow asks you when you’re going to buy it.
You’re all my heart ever talks about.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Love is like a roller coaster. It has its ups and downs, and sometimes you throw up.
Can’t keep calm when we’re this crazy in love!
Falling in love is like losing a sock. You don’t know how it happened but now you have to deal with it.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.
I love you a latte!
You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole.
We are badasses with good asses!

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powerful and it’s undeniable.
They said we wouldn’t work, but we did.
I’m glad we both swiped right.
We’re best friends, right?
I love you more than yesterday—yesterday you were annoying.
A man is incomplete until he’s married. After that, he’s finished.
I told you I’d love you forever, but I didn’t mean literally every moment of the day.
Our relationship is like a cup of tea. A special blend of you and me.
You must be a banana because I find you a-peeling.
I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.
Together, we will rule the world.
You’re my favorite notification, but let’s not get into who’s the second.
I’m yours, no refunds.
I tell you everything, at least everything I think you should know.
You’re like pizza. Even when you’re bad, you’re good.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you.
Falling in love is like giving someone a gun and hoping they won’t shoot you.
Love is like war: Easy to begin but very hard to stop.
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet.
Two heads, one heart.
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Valentine’s Day Messages, Valentine’s Day Jokes, Being Singles on Valentine’s Day and Happy Galentine Quotes.
Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes
“A life lived in love will never be dull.” — Leo Buscaglia
“True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.” — Erich Segal
“Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.” — Lemony Snicket

“Would I rather be feared or loved? Um… Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” — Michael Scott, The Office
“I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” — Elizabeth Evans
“People should fall in love with their eyes closed.” — Andy Warhol
“You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.” — Melanie Clark
“Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one.” — Fran Lebowitz

“Romance is the glamour which turns the dust of everyday life into a golden haze.” — Elinor Glyn
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles M. Schulz
“The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing.” — Blaise Pascal
“One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.” — Sophocles
“Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you.” — Dolly Parton
“I may not be a smart man, but I know what love is.” — Forrest Gump
“Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.” — Judith Viorst

“What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.” — Pearl Bailey
“I do know some things. For example, I know I love you. I know you love me.” — Game of Thrones
“Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schultz
“I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
“At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.” — Plato
“Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.” — Lisa Hoffman
“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” — Lily Tomlin

“Love is a two-way street constantly under construction.” — Carroll Bryant
“Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.” — Albert Einstein
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” — Mae West
“The course of true love never did run smooth.” — William Shakespeare
“Love is not having to hold in your farts anymore.” — Bree Luckey
“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.” — Joan Crawford
“You can’t put a price tag on love. But if you could, I’d wait for it to go on sale.” — Hussein Nishah
“Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.” — H. L. Mencken

“True love stories never have endings.” — Richard Bach
“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.” ― William Goldman
“I love you and I like you.” — Parks & Recreation
So that is it for our list of Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!

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