Cute, Funny and Easy Valentine Chalk Board Art Ideas

Valentine’s Day means a lot of things to a lot of people. It can be about love, or romance, or showing how much you appreciate that special someone. But it can also be fun, and funny, and maybe even rude, if that happens to fit your relationship better. No judgement! Just pick the fun Valentine chalk board art idea that fits your particular mood. And if you’re looking for short Valentine’s Day sayings for chalk boards, we also have you covered.

Cute, Funny and Easy Valentine Chalk Board Art Ideas

It may not be an exact rhyme, but it’s close enough and definitely gets the point across.

How about we get right down to it? For some, the modern Valentine’s Day may have less to do with flowers and chocolates and more to do with Netflix and chill.

However, vague can be good, too, especially if the person in question is sure to know who you’re talking about.

For some of us, sincerity can be uncomfortable, so turning to a funny Valentine’s Day message is definitely the way to go.

Or maybe you want to just want to sum things up in a short, simple way that describes your philosophy on life.

Let’s face it, alcohol can be a very important part of a successful Valentine’s Day celebration, especially if taken on an empty stomach.

Jokes, cheesy lines, puns and references to delicious foods – some Valentine chalk board art ideas truly have it all.

Although there are definitely people who still prefer the most classic of Valentine’s Day celebrations, a nice dinner out with a precious loved one.

But wait, you ask, is it ok to be vulgar? I guess that depends on your audience but if they are into it, then go for it!

Finally, a classic sentiment that stands the test of time.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Winter Chalk Board Art Ideas, Funny Roses are Red Poems, Short Funny Happy Valentine’s Day Quotes, Valentine Quotes for Kids, Short Love Quotes for Him, Funny Valentine’s Day Letter Board Quotes and Funny Valentine Sayings.

Valentine’s Day Sayings for Chalk Boards

V is for Valentine.

When I’m with you, time stands still.

When we kiss, fireworks go off, either that or my phone ignited.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my year totally sucked until I met you!

Red hearts with short Valentine’s day messages

Snuggles, cuddles, and kisses.

I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.

The first time I saw you…butterflies; today, still butterflies.

You have a special place in my heart.

You are my light, my sun, my happiness.

You live in my heart, rent-free.

Today, let’s make up for all the time we couldn’t snuggle.

What’s the purpose of life if not to share the love?

Our love is like Wi-Fi – sometimes it’s slow, but it’s essential for my happiness!

Love above all.

This girl loves her roses.

You live inside my heart.

Our hands entwined together are a perfect fit.

Found the person who annoys me the least and called it love.

Look at those smiles. Something is going on here.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I normally hate this kind of stuff but I’d do anything for you.

I love you — even if I’m hungry.

Love makes everything sweet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I bought chocolates, but I ate them too.

Cupid called, he says you’ve stolen my heart.

I know we think alike because we smile at the same time.

Nothing is sweeter to give than love.

Every pizza me loves every pizza you.

This picture is worth a thousand words, all of them are love.

Fight, make-up, repeat, fight, make-up, repeat, let’s skip the fight part.

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the couch.

Valentine, I pick you. Every single day.

Every time I see you, I love you more.

Never too late to say I love you.

If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?

Who doesn’t love Valentine’s? Like who?

The world needs more love and less work emails.

Valentine’s calls for satiating that sweet tooth of mine.

The feeling is mutual. You know what I mean.

There is nobody else I’d rather lie in bed and look at my phone next to.

I love you so much, I’ll even cook.

You love me at my worst. Things can only get better from here.

You are my everything.

It’s Valentine’s Day. Another opportunity to give love.

Sugar and spice, that’s us.

Happy love day.

Your followers will love these cute couple Instagram captions.

I’ll never finish falling in love with you.

You make me love Valentine’s Day.

I love you more than Costco.

Love is everywhere.

Together is a wonderful place to be.

Valentine’s Day sucks, but you don’t.

I like you. A lot.

We’re better together.

All of me loves all of you.

Love is friendship. Our love is the best friendship.

You are one cute cookie, can I be your milk?

Woven together.

Some love today, some more tomorrow.

Roses are red, but violets aren’t blue. They’re purple, you dope. Now go get a clue.

My heart skips a beat when I see you. At least, I hope it’s my heart.

Let’s do some sweet talk today.

Spread love and joy.

Rise and shine. It’s Valentine’s.

Falling in love with you was the best fall I ever took.

Couple on beach at sunset with Valentine’s day sayings

Valentine’s Day is like a fine chocolate – sweet, indulgent, and best enjoyed with you.

Love. Light. Live.

I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is much bigger.

You give me butterflies, so I’m giving you this card. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I love you so so so so much!

Roses are red but also pink. Bring me the pink ones.

You’re the Obi Wan for me.

Hug me; it’s cold.

I found the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.

Why is there so much hate?

Let’s bond over chocolates today.

Together is the best place you and I could be.

Today, let’s celebrate the love that is eternal but also one that is fleeting.

Still crushing on you since the moment we met.

Love like there’s no tomorrow.

When I count on you, I count twice as much.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My Valentine’s date is cuter than you.

Flowers. Sweets. Sparkle.

And it all started with Netflix and chill.

My love is like a candle. If you forget about me, I will burn your house down.

Am I staring at you? Sorry, I can’t help it.

A day for lovers, friends, soul sisters, mom and dad, babies and elders alike.

I’d press pause on my favorite song for you.

After looking everywhere, even under the couch, I found you right here.

Let’s love today as we have never loved before.

Falling in love with you was the best fall I ever took.

Is your name WiFi, because I’m feeling the connection.

What’s love if not sweet?

Sending you 100% natural, organic love, Valentine! Locally sourced hugs and kisses to follow.

Look at our eyes. They spell out the word love, or maybe luck or something.

I think I’m nuts for you. Either that or I’m just plain nuts.

Where there is love, there is life.

Live life with love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there’s always someone who’s better than you.

You’re the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.

Your smile lights up my life, and your love fills up my heart.

Our love is no joke. It’s fun, but not funny.

You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.

Are we saying goodbye in this photo or see you soon?

I love you even when I’m hangry.

Be mine always and forever, xoxo P.S: where are my chocolates?

All you need is love. And chocolate.

Me + You = Perfection.

When you hold my hand, you hold my heart.

We belong together.

Celebrate love with a pinch of spice.

Celebrate love, life, and friendship today.

Valentine, I’m yours.

Smile: it’s Valentine’s.

It’s our day, love.

You shower me with love, Valentine. My favorite weather!

Two peas in a pod.

I love you so so so so much!

Valentine’s Day looks amazing on us!

You are always on my mind. I think that’s what they mean by single-minded.

A heart in love is a happy heart.

Let me love you.

I fell in love with you the first time you laughed at my jokes.

Chocolate-covered strawberries are yummm.

I would walk across Legos for you.

My Valentine’s is very rosy.

You are my light, my shine, my queen.

The group chat agrees, you’re my best Valentine ever.

Hi! Bring the girl her flowers.

You make me smile so much my face cramps up.

February 15 is my Valentine’s Day—hello, cheap candy!

It’s the day for lovers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, white wine costs less than a dinner for two.

I adore you.

Spread and share the love. So there is a little more love and a little less hate around us.

Two heads, one heart.

Love is in the air.

Here’s to a lifetime of Valentine’s Days with you.

Always better together.

Who knew we were made for each other? I did!

Where there is love, there is you.

Pinterest and pink. My Valentine’s decor is sorted.

No such thing as too much love.

Roses are red, violets are yellow, I’m hoping this poem will get me a fellow.

Home is wherever I’m with you.

Love and dine, it’s Valentine’s!

I’m your Valentine. No returns.

Life without love is a sad affair.

You make my heart go: BOOM – BOOM!

Wishing you a Valentine’s Day you’ll love! So, candy, candy, candy, candy? Happy Heart Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day to my dog’s favorite person.

When we hug, we melt together.

Valentine, I’d compare you to the most exclusive wines and caviars, but I don’t like those.

Eat. Love. Enjoy.

It’s drizzling love!

So glad I put you on my vision board cause look at us now!

So glad that I went from your snack to your meal.

If this Valentine could talk, it would say, “Get me out of this envelope!”

It’s your smile I fell in love with first.

I love you the most.

Our hearts speak the same language, love Latin.

This Valentine’s, I am going all pink.

The heart feels what the eyes can’t see.

I’ve fallen in love many times – but always with you.

Roses are red, the earth is wide, you’d look much better with me by your side.

When I’m with you, I feel the fragrance of love everywhere.

Let’s love each other with everything.

Keep calm and kiss me.

You have charmed your way into my heart.

You are my soulmate, I heard it in a song.

Our love is never-ending. My heart is overflowing.

You keep reminding me what your smile means to me.

I fell for you, and it left a mark.

Love may be a two-way street, but I love you one way: unconditionally.

Love me like you love your basketball.

I can’t replace you, and I’m not going to try.

We were written in the stars…er, my Co-Star app. Either way, we’re meant to be.

P.S. I love you.

A simple I love you means more than money.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t believe you’re a monkey too.

I’d give you the last fry off my plate. If that’s not love, idk what is.

Will you be my Valentine? Actually, you have no choice. We’re married.

Life is better when we’re going through it together.

Roses are blue, and violets are red, Please reverse what I just said.

I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot.

An adventure with you is never dull.

Give love, not hate.

Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite.

Ilove you to the moon and back.

Love is in the air. Wait, no that’s pizza. (replace pizza with any favorite food)

True love never gets old.

I love you for your personality, but you being hot is a nice bonus.

I only have heart eyes for you.

Love and repeat.

 Pudgy little baby child with a bow and arrow? No one sees that coming.

Love you today, tomorrow, forever.

You make every day feel like an early 2000s rom-com. And that’s a VERY high compliment.

My favorite hobby is flirting with you.

Life would be so bitter without the sweetness of love.

All of me loves all of you.

I need a spoonful of your love.

Your smile makes me smile.

Consider this post my Valentine’s Day card.

Love me like you do.

This Valentine’s, love yourself.

You’re my favorite blanket thief.

So that is it for our list of Valentine Chalk Board Art Ideas and cute, funny Happy Valentine’s Day sayings for chalk boards. We hope you found the perfect one for your.