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325 Funny and Spooky Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Sayings and Ideas

Halloween is festive, spooky, fun and weird, which is why we have put together a list of all the most festive, funny and weird Halloween letter board sayings and ideas to fit the occasion. And if you’re looking for short Halloween letter board quotes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Halloween Letter Board Sayings

Go big or gourd home

I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.

This witch likes wine

Halloween is a real treat.

Don’t make me drop a house on you

Having a howling good time!

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Howl you doin’?

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

Straight outta coffin

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

New face, who ‘dis?

I’m here for the boos

Keep calm and spook on!

I am the ghost boo-ster! Happy Halloween!

Trick or tequila

May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!

Mischief managed

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

Fangs for the memories

Foggy silhouette with funny Halloween letter board sayings

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!

Creepin’ it real!

Forever your Zom-bae

Have a humerus Halloween

Remember the gh’oul times!

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

Happy October, from one Halloween fiend to another.

Keep calm and cartilage on

What’s up, my witches?

Broom Parking – 5 cents.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

Did someone say candy?

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

Drop dead gorgeous

Cartoon witch with clever Halloween Sayings

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Happy fall, y’all!

I witch you a Happy Halloween.

Let’s get spooky

Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!

Pure pumpkin goodness

Let’s carve out some fun

Keep calm and carry a wand

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

Happy Halloween whatever you are!

Person in costume with spooky sayings on Halloween

Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!

More boos, please

If you’ve got it hunt it.

Eat, drink, and be scary

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

Witching you a very haunted Halloween!

Eat as much Halloween candy as you want – I won’t say boo.

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

If the broom fits, fly it!

Have a fang-tastic night!

Come Haunt our House for Halloween!

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Carving out fun

Pumpkins with funny pumpkin carving captions

Eat, drink and be scary.

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

And God said Let there be candy, and there was candy. Happy Halloween!

Hocus pocus and chill?

You better work, witch

Fright Night

What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.

No bones about it!

Fangs for being a bloody good friend!

Trick or treat, motherpupper

100 percent that witch

Give me something good to eat.

Witch, please

You’re so awesome, it’s spooky. Have a fiendishly fun Halloween!

Skull with Halloween sayings for cards

Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!

I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

Pumped for pumpkins!

Casper won’t help you.

Have fun witch hunting tonight.

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.

Too cute to Spook!

Ghostly Greetings!

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

Hey, boo-tiful

Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!

Eat, drink and be scary!

Enter if you dare.

Not Resting in Peace

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

Time to get this party startled!

Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.

May the ghost be with you.

They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.

Psst…This isn’t a costume

Gourd out of my mind

I got bite by vampire and I liked it!

Where my ghouls at?

Ahead of the carve

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

Happy Halloween, whatever you are!

Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.

May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.

I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.

May the ghost be with you. Happy Halloween!

Learn to live with your Fear.

Couple with short couple halloween captions

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

Here I lay, rotting away.

Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!

You make me batty

With the boo crew

Halloween puns are so corny

Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!

You are bootiful.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

We’re having a Monster Bash!

A wee bit wicked

Have a killer Halloween!

You are a bag full of treats!

When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.

Hope your Halloween is exactly as spooky as you want it to be – no more, and no less.

If the broom fits, fly it

I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!


How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?

Immortally Challenged

Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!

Eat, drink & be scary

A skull under a hood with a funny Halloween sayings

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

Ghosts live here.

A nightmare before coffee

Looking fur-ocious

May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.

Fangs for the memories

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

Bugs and hisses, witches!

Hot ghoul Halloween

During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.


This is my magic happy potion

Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.

I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

Say boo and scary on.

Angel by day. Devil by night

Castle with short captins about vampires

Oh my gourd I love fall

Happy Hallo-weenie!

You’re in ghoul company

You’re the treat to my trick

Too cute to spook

This October, may your treats be many and your tricks be few. Hope you have a sweet Halloween.

Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

Double, double toil and trouble!

This is where the magic happens

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Starbursting to eat all this candy

Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?

When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.

Straight Outta Salem

Candles with short captions about haunted houses

Just a broom and a little perfume

Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Rest in Pieces

Turn back if you want to live.

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

Let’s bone

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween!

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

Have a fang-tastic night.

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween!

I hope you find this humerus

A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

Hat with witch puns

It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!

Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.

Today I can be moody and be a little witch!

Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Pumpkin season has begun

Catch me on the dark side

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

Free Broom Rides.

Looking pawsitively bootiful

Shake your BOOty

May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!

Have a bootiful Halloween.

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

The pumpkin to my spice

pile of pumpkins with a funny pumpkin patch captions that reads go big or go home

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

Where there is no imagination there is no horror.

Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Had a spooktacular night!

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

Have a bootiful Halloween.

Be witched!

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

Halloween is almost here! Best witches for a haunting All Hallows Eve!

Waaay ahead of the carve!

Hand on a window with scary sayings for Halloween

Have an awesome autumn, an outstanding October, and most of all, a Happy Halloween!

Trick or treat.

It’s going tibia okay!

I’m ahead of the carve

I’m a haunt mess

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

It’s Hallo-scream!

Don’t stop be-leafing

Park your broom and sit for a spell.

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

Twix or treat!

If the broom fits, fly it

Hey, pumpkin!

Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.

Go back before it is too late.

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

Old house iwth funny haunted house captions

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.

You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.

Sweet like candy

I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.

Witch parking. All others will be toad.

Only bad witches can drive stick

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Something wicked this way comes

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

We warned you.

 Cutest pumpkin in the patch

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Every angel has a devilish side

Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.

Bite me


Hocus Pocus and chill?

You had me at pumpkin patch

May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!

Evil owns this house.

Old house with haunted house captions

Did you say treat?

I put a spell on you

A hug a day keeps Monster away.

Killin’ it

Can you be my Halloween treat.

My costume is eerie-sistible

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.

Time for a coffin break.

Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Have a spooktakular good time.

Creepin’ it real

Bat to the bone

Basic witch

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.

Hope you don’t have a scare in the world this Halloween!

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.

Happy Halloween, you handsome devil!

Happy Hollow-ween!

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

Jack o'lantern under a sheet with funny Halloween Instagram captions that says I'm here for the boos

Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!

This is my resting witch face

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Whooo Wants Candy?

Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

It’s always Halloween inside my head

Not every witch lives in Salem

Witch better have my candy

Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.

With the boo crew

Bad and boo-jee

It’s time to have some skele-fun

Blood donors needed. See the Count.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Halloween Quotes, Happy Halloween Quotes, Ghost Captions, Witch Captions and Devil Captions.

Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

Orange moon with fun Halloween Quotes short

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

Lit jacko'lantern with a short funny halloween quotes for Instagram by Steve Almond

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

So that is it for our list of Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!

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Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

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