Halloween is festive, spooky, fun and weird, which is why we have put together a list of all the most festive, funny and weird Halloween letter board sayings and ideas to fit the occasion. And if you’re looking for short Halloween letter board quotes, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Halloween Letter Board Sayings
Go big or gourd home
I got a feeling that tonight’s gonna be a boo night.
This witch likes wine
Halloween is a real treat.
Don’t make me drop a house on you
Having a howling good time!
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.
Halloween makes me so (candy) corny
Howl you doin’?
Don’t go goblin up all my candy
Straight outta coffin
Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus
New face, who ‘dis?
I’m here for the boos
Keep calm and spook on!
I am the ghost boo-ster! Happy Halloween!
Trick or tequila
May you have a hair-raising experience, chills and thrills on Halloween!
Mischief managed
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
Fangs for the memories

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
I’d kill for a bag full of candy. Happy Halloween wishes!
Creepin’ it real!
Forever your Zom-bae
Have a humerus Halloween
Remember the gh’oul times!
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
Happy October, from one Halloween fiend to another.
Keep calm and cartilage on
What’s up, my witches?
Broom Parking – 5 cents.
This witch can be bribed with chocolate
Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced
Did someone say candy?
Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
Drop dead gorgeous

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed
I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall
Putting the ‘boo’ in booty
Happy fall, y’all!
I witch you a Happy Halloween.
Let’s get spooky
Happy Halloween where’s my candy?!
Pure pumpkin goodness
Let’s carve out some fun
Keep calm and carry a wand
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.
There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk
Happy Halloween whatever you are!

Let’s have a scary and sweet candy filled Halloween!
More boos, please
If you’ve got it hunt it.
Eat, drink, and be scary
Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
Witching you a very haunted Halloween!
Eat as much Halloween candy as you want – I won’t say boo.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
If the broom fits, fly it!
Have a fang-tastic night!
Come Haunt our House for Halloween!
Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Carving out fun

Eat, drink and be scary.
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
And God said Let there be candy, and there was candy. Happy Halloween!
Hocus pocus and chill?
You better work, witch
Fright Night
What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
This letter is sealed with a vampire kiss and bite.
No bones about it!
Fangs for being a bloody good friend!
Trick or treat, motherpupper
100 percent that witch
Give me something good to eat.
Witch, please
You’re so awesome, it’s spooky. Have a fiendishly fun Halloween!

Wishing you an eerie, spooky, hair-raising, spell-binding Halloween!
I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers
Pumped for pumpkins!
Casper won’t help you.
Have fun witch hunting tonight.
99 problems but a witch ain’t one
True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about but few have seen.
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
Too cute to Spook!
Ghostly Greetings!
You say witch like it’s a bad thing
Hey, boo-tiful
Have a spook-tacular, boo-tiful, wooo-nderful, and fang-tastic Halloween!
Eat, drink and be scary!
Enter if you dare.
Not Resting in Peace

Time to get this party startled!
Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
May the ghost be with you.
They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.
Psst…This isn’t a costume
Gourd out of my mind
I got bite by vampire and I liked it!
Where my ghouls at?
Ahead of the carve
Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!
Wishing you a boo-tiful and woo-nderful Halloween full of treats!
Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
Happy Halloween, whatever you are!
Don’t worry, I got your back. Literally.
May your candy supply last you well into the Christmas season.
I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.
May the ghost be with you. Happy Halloween!
Learn to live with your Fear.

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world
Here I lay, rotting away.
Have a horrifying, magical, blood-curdling and candy-filled bag Halloween!
You make me batty
With the boo crew
Halloween puns are so corny
Wishing you lots of fun and lots of yummy treats!
You are bootiful.
I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me
We’re having a Monster Bash!
A wee bit wicked
Have a killer Halloween!
You are a bag full of treats!
When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.
Hope your Halloween is exactly as spooky as you want it to be – no more, and no less.
If the broom fits, fly it
I’m a sexy ghoul and I know it.
Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!
#HotGhoulFall
How can you tell if a vampire has a cold?
Immortally Challenged
Spooks, treats, and yummy eats. Wishing you the best Halloween ever!
Eat, drink & be scary

Hallow Howl-o-ween!
Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!
Ghosts live here.
A nightmare before coffee
Looking fur-ocious
May you shake, rattle, and roll this Halloween!
Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Fangs for the memories
I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween
Bugs and hisses, witches!
Hot ghoul Halloween
During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.
BYOBoos
This is my magic happy potion
Wishing you a very hunted Halloween.
I am guilty of eating candy in cold blood.
No more treats? This is unBOOlievable
Say boo and scary on.
Angel by day. Devil by night

Oh my gourd I love fall
Happy Hallo-weenie!
You’re in ghoul company
You’re the treat to my trick
Too cute to spook
This October, may your treats be many and your tricks be few. Hope you have a sweet Halloween.
Free flying lessons, BYOB. Bring your own broom.
Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.
Double, double toil and trouble!
This is where the magic happens
I’m the ghostest with the mostest
Starbursting to eat all this candy
Why do demons and ghouls always hang out together?
When Halloween is here the monsters appear and the candies disappear.
Straight Outta Salem

Just a broom and a little perfume
Happy Halloween, My creepy little Friend.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m out of candy, look how scary are you.
I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Rest in Pieces
Turn back if you want to live.
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
Let’s bone
I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun
Wishing you a spook-tacular Halloween!
Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.
Have a fang-tastic night.
Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about
Wishing you a spooky good October and a fang-tastic Halloween!
I hope you find this humerus
A candy a day keeps the monsters away.

It’s Halloween, go totally catty, batty, deadly, ghostly and scary!
Don’t make me Flip my Witch Switch.
Today I can be moody and be a little witch!
Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.
Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.
Don’t make me get the flying monkeys
Pumpkin season has begun
Catch me on the dark side
Lookin’ gourd-geous!
Free Broom Rides.
Looking pawsitively bootiful
Shake your BOOty
May tonight be the darkest, scariest night of the year!
Have a bootiful Halloween.
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
The pumpkin to my spice

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Watching you a swift and smooth Flight.
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
Had a spooktacular night!
The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Have a bootiful Halloween.
Be witched!
Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
Halloween is almost here! Best witches for a haunting All Hallows Eve!
Waaay ahead of the carve!

Have an awesome autumn, an outstanding October, and most of all, a Happy Halloween!
Trick or treat.
It’s going tibia okay!
I’m ahead of the carve
I’m a haunt mess
Boo-in it for the ‘gram
A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends
It’s Hallo-scream!
Don’t stop be-leafing
Park your broom and sit for a spell.
I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy
Twix or treat!
If the broom fits, fly it
Hey, pumpkin!
Halloween is the only day you can take candy from strangers.
Go back before it is too late.
World’s okayest pumpkin carver

There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.
You totally rock, GHOULFRIEND.
Sweet like candy
I’d have to be a ghoul not to appreciate you. I love you my Frankenstein.
Witch parking. All others will be toad.
Only bad witches can drive stick
Ghouls just wanna have fun
Something wicked this way comes
This is the one time a year I could truly be myself
We warned you.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch
All my best ghoulfriends are total witches
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Every angel has a devilish side
Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.
Bite me
#SquadGhouls
Hocus Pocus and chill?
You had me at pumpkin patch
May you be the sweetest ghoul on Halloween!
Evil owns this house.

Did you say treat?
I put a spell on you
A hug a day keeps Monster away.
Killin’ it
Can you be my Halloween treat.
My costume is eerie-sistible
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.
Time for a coffin break.
Mummy mummy mummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like haunting you.
If you’ve got it, haunt it
Have a spooktakular good time.
Creepin’ it real
Bat to the bone
Basic witch
Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.
Hope you don’t have a scare in the world this Halloween!
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.
Happy Halloween, you handsome devil!
Happy Hollow-ween!
It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

Hope you have as much fun today as the spiders and bats living in your house. Happy Halloween!
This is my resting witch face
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Whooo Wants Candy?
Trick or treat, bags of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.
It’s always Halloween inside my head
Not every witch lives in Salem
Witch better have my candy
Keep calm, trick or treat and carry on.
With the boo crew
Bad and boo-jee
It’s time to have some skele-fun
Blood donors needed. See the Count.
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Halloween Quotes, Happy Halloween Quotes, Ghost Captions, Witch Captions and Devil Captions.
Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes
“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer
“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet
“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker
“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton
“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna
“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family
“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin
“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly
“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls
“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette
“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas
“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween
“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein
“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe
“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family
“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey
“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus
“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle
“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery
“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice
“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe
“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold
“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins
So that is it for our list of Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!

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