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100 Witch Captions and Quotes for that Spooky Aesthetic


Feeling those witchy vibes and have the perfect picture to share but not sure what to say? Not to worry, we have gathered all the best witch captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best witch quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Now scroll through to find your favorite caption.

Our Favorite Witch Captions for Instagram

Not every witch lives in Salem.

Mischief managed.

Hocus pocus, bubbly boo; there’s one I love, and that’s you.

Everything I brew, I brew it for you.

Could you please tell me witch way to the tricks and treats, please?

Haven’t you ever seen a girl with her pet cat on a broom before?

Witch, please. This is how witches ride their brooms.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

Feeling witchy.

Witch and moon with witch captions

I’m only trying to defy gravity. That’s why I am riding my broom.

There is a little witch in all of us.

Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.

If the broom fits, ride it.

Always having a witchin’ good time.

You know what they say, payback’s a witch.

I just crave to be witch you, my dearest.

Yes, I drive stick.

You’re the wand that I want.

Black cauldron with a funny Halloween Instagram captions that says hocus pocus and chill?

A witch’s brew for two.

Bad apple.

Head witch in charge.

Witch better have my candy.

Let me make you an offer you chant refuse.

When witches go riding, and it’s Halloween, remember to say trick or treat wherever you are seen.

This costume is eerie-sistible.

When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ‘Tis near Halloween.

I’ll put a spell on you.

So happy to have these brew-tiful witches in my coven.

So thankful that all these witches have coven-to my life.

Witching you a happy Halloween.

Funny Witch Captions

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Ready for a wicked good time.

This drink is all hocus pocus purple.

Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.

Can’t trick this treat.

Of course, we witches love the BOOs.

Witch hat on fall leaves with a funny Halloween captions that says swish, swish, witch

Things that go bump in the night.

Do you seriously want to know whether I am a good witch or a bad witch?

Night falls.

You better work, witch.

I am a witch. So I am wicked in many ways.

You say the word witch like it is something really bad.

Let me spell it out for you.

This is my resting witch face.

A witch’s brew for two.

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Nothing much. Just a basic witch.

What’s up, my witches?

Witch way to the tricks and treats?

A witch’s brew for two.

Bat to the bone.

Witch way to the party?

Spiders and cobwebs, a rat, and a cat. Call the witches wherever they’re at.

Person with witch puns

Just trying to creep things real.

Witching you a happy Halloween.

Orange you excited for Halloween?

Have a very scary Halloween.

Pick your poison.

Bugs and hisses for all my witches.

The problem with twin witches is that you never know witch is which.

Witch way to the candy?

She’s evil, most definitely.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

Any witch you make will come true for sure.

Spooky season is my favorite, of curse.

You have to enjoy any witch way you can.

It is the wicked witch’s night of horrors. Enjoy to death.

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Drink up this concoction of mine, and you will also be able to fly.

This is my resting witch face.

Witch with witch Instagram captions

Witch better have my candy.

Always having a witchin’ good time.

Whenever the cauldron’s a-bubble, there’s bound to be trouble.

Basic witch.

This witch is bat to the bone.

I only wanna be witch you.

Witch, please.

When the churchyard yawns, the witches get ready to have some skelefun time.

Parking for brooms only, all others will be toad.

If the broom fits, ride it.

Not your average witch.

I am the neighborhood witch.

Everything I brew, I brew for you.

Cartoon witch with clever Halloween Sayings

Just brew it.

Feeling witchy on All Hallows’ Eve.

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.

Here’s witching you a happy Halloween, everyone!

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.

I have the best broommates in the world.

If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ghost Captions, Witch Puns, Short Halloween Quotes, Happy Halloween Quotes, Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Angel Captions, Devil Captions and Vampire Captions.

Short Captions About Witches

Enchanted to meet you.

Pure magic.

Where can I park my broom?

Happy Halloween, witches.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

What’s up, witch?

Witch you were here.

Under your spell.

Bow down, witches.

Swish swish, witch.

I’ll be witcha in a minute.

When you witch upon a star…

Yes, I drive (broom) stick.

Black cat with short captions about witches puns

Witch way to the party?

Serious hex appeal.

Witch you were here.

Just witchful thinking.

Feeling bat-witch crazy.

Having deja-brew.

Just brew it.


Black cat's eyes with funny Halloween puns that says my costume is eerie-sistible

Bow down, witches.

Happy Halloween, witches!

No tricks, just treats.

Time to get spooky.


Season of the witch.

Wicked good.

Coven goals.

Hanging with my witches.

Just witchful thinking.

I’m just a basic witch.

Short Witch Quotes for Instagram

“Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.” – Franny Billingsley

“And remember, a witch, first and foremost, is a woman in her power.” – Lisa Lister

“Relax, it’s only magic.” — Sarah Bailey

“Must be the season of the witch.” — Donovan

Witch with short witch quotes for Instagram

“It is important to remember that we all have magic inside us.” – J.K. Rowling

“All right! You wanna fry a witch! I’ll give you a witch!” — Amy Madison

“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare

“This witch had been crafted from the darkness between the stars.” – Sarah J. Mass

“I think that all women are witches, in the sense that a witch is a magical being.” — Yoko Ono

“I am wicked in many ways.” — Jessica Spotswood

Orange moon with fun Halloween Quotes short

“But all the magic I have known I’ve had to make myself.” – Shel Silverstein

“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn.” —Fiona

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” —The Wicked Witch of the West

“A witch is a woman who emerges from deep within herself.” – Dasha Elliot

“Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.” – Roald Dahl

“There is no magic when one no longer believes.” – Hilda Lewis

“I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.” —Samantha

Funny Witch Instagram Quotes

“Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” — The Eagles

“A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” – Roald Dahl

“I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Jay Hawkins

Spooky path with short cute Halloween quotes by Hawkins

“Everyone deserves a chance to fly.” — Elphaba

“It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra

“A witch ought never be frightened in the darkest forest because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.” —Terry Pratchett

“Come little children, I’ll take thee away, into a land of Enchantment. Come little children, the time’s come to play, here in my garden of magic.” —Sarah Sanderson

“Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare

Cauldron with funny witch Instagram quotes by Shakespeare

“Being a witch means living in this world consciously, powerfully, and unapologetically.” – Gabriela Herstik

“What’s the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That’s what’s the matter.” — Sabrina Spellman

“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.” ― Terry Pratchett

“There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Aunt Jet Owens

“Witch. The word drifted across his mind. We call such women so, because we have no other name.” ― Katherine Arden

“You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Jiji

“For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“Children see magic because they look for it.” — Christopher Moore

“She is a woman who is able to fall in love with the magnificent possibilities of her power. She is a woman who radiates mystery. She is magnetic. She is a witch.” — Dasha Elliot

“‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” – William Shakespeare

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” —Hocus Pocus

So there you have it! That is our list of Instagram Quotes for Witches and Captions. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your witch photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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