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100 Spellbindingly Funny Witch Puns


We think that when it comes to witch puns, funny ones are the best so we have put together a list of all the best funny witch puns for when you are ready to smile. We have also included the best witchy puns and witch captions.

Scroll through to find your favorite funny pun.

Our Favorite Witch Puns

Just witchful thinking.

Everything I brew, I brew it for you.

She’s a late broomer.

Witch, please. This is how witches ride their brooms.

Always having a witchin’ good time.

I just crave to be witch you, my dearest.

It’ll leave you bewitched.

Person with witch puns

Witch better have my candy.

Witches love learning how to spell.

Angry witches fly off the handle.

So happy to have these brew-tiful witches in my coven.

Witching you a happy Halloween.

I had to witch-hike because my car broke down.

Of course, we witches love the BOOs.

This is my resting witch face.

Witch with witch Instagram captions

I love the spell of a fresh brew.

Witch way to the tricks and treats?

Witching you a happy Halloween.

The problem with twin witches is that you never know witch is which.

Spooky season is my favorite, of curse.

Witch one is your ghoul-friend?

It is the wicked witch’s night of horrors. Enjoy to death.

Always having a witchin’ good time.

Hat with witch puns

I only wanna be witch you.

You’re paw-sitively blushing.

Parking for brooms only, all others will be toad.

I have the best broommates in the world.

Bow down, witches.

Bat-s how it is sometimes.

Hat and broom with funny witch captions for couples

Yes, I drive (broom) stick.

Witch you were here.

Funny Witchy Puns

Hocus pocus, bubbly boo; there’s one I love, and that’s you.

Could you please tell me witch way to the tricks and treats, please?

I’m writing it in curse-ive.

Check out my super o-witch-inal costume.

You know what they say, payback’s a witch.

Witches fly on broomsticks to make a clean getaway.

You’re the wand that I want

Person with funny witch puns

Let me make you an offer you chant refuse.

Have a hex-tra special day.

This costume is eerie-sistible.

So thankful that all these witches have coven-to my life.

Brewty is in the eye of the beholder.

You’re going to be witch and famous.

Let me spell it out for you.

Be careful what you witch for.

Witch and moon with witch captions

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Just trying to creep things real.

Orange you excited for Halloween?

You have to enjoy any witch way you can.

I’ll make an hex-ception.

A purrfect day with my cat!

Witch better have my candy.

This witch is bat to the bone.

Witch hat on fall leaves with a funny Halloween captions that says swish, swish, witch

Bring your broom-box.

When the churchyard yawns, the witches get ready to have some skelefun time.

Here’s witching you a happy Halloween, everyone!

Eat, drink, and be scary.

When you witch upon a star…

Check out my meowgical cat.

Witch way to the party?

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ghost Captions, Witch Captions, Angel Captions, Devil Captions and Vampire Captions.

Short Puns About Witches


Feeling witchy.

Hex-t me later.

Spell the beans.

Hex appeal.

Yes, I drive stick.

Witch-ful thinking.

Hat with short puns about witches

For better or for warts.

Can’t trick this treat.

You better work, witch.

I’m so hex-cited.

I witch you were here.

What’s up, my witches?

Life’s a witch.

You can coven-side.

Witch way should I go?

Witch way to the candy?

Bat to the bone.

Full moon and a bat with funny Halloween captions that says you make me batty

Son of a witch.

Bat to the bone.

You’re a bat-ty.

Creeping it real.

You suck.

Little fella’s got cat-titude!

Witch, please.

Happy Halloween, witches.

I’m just winging it.

Couple with short couple halloween captions

Witch you were here.

Swish swish, witch.

I’m crazy a-bat you.

Serious hex appeal.

Having deja-brew.

Witch is witch?

Bake it in the coven.

Let’s get the hex out of here.

Let’s take a spell-fie.

I’m witch you need.

Black cauldron with a funny Halloween Instagram captions that says hocus pocus and chill?

Of curse!

I’ll order broom service.

Watch your bat-titude.

It’s fang-tastic.

I’ll be witcha in a minute.

Just witchful thinking.

Feeling bat-witch crazy.

Funny Witch Captions

Not every witch lives in Salem.

Feeling witchy.

I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch.

There is a little witch in all of us.

I’ll put a spell on you.

Ready for a wicked good time.

Can’t trick this treat.

Couple with Halloween coupld Instagram captions

Things that go bump in the night.

Nothing much. Just a basic witch.

Bugs and hisses for all my witches.

She’s evil, most definitely.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

Spooky season is my favorite, of curse.

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Not your average witch.

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

I am the neighborhood witch.

Feeling witchy on All Hallows’ Eve.

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys.

Pure magic.

Where can I park my broom?

Eat, drink, and be scary.

Under your spell.

Hat and broom with funny witch captions for couples

No tricks, just treats.

Time to get spooky.


Season of the witch.

Wicked good.

Coven goals.

Hanging with my witches.

Funny Witch Quotes for Instagram Captions

“Witches don’t look like anything. Witches are. Witches do.” – Franny Billingsley

“Must be the season of the witch.” — Donovan

“Relax, it’s only magic.” — Sarah Bailey

“All right! You wanna fry a witch! I’ll give you a witch!” — Amy Madison

“Double, double toil and trouble. Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.” — William Shakespeare

“I am wicked in many ways.” — Jessica Spotswood

Witch with short witch quotes for Instagram

“But all the magic I have known I’ve had to make myself.” – Shel Silverstein

“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don’t fight, we burn.” —Fiona

“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” —The Wicked Witch of the West

“I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.” —Samantha

“Woo hoo, witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye.” — The Eagles

“A witch never gets caught. Don’t forget that she has magic in her fingers and devilry dancing in her blood.” – Roald Dahl

“I put a spell on you. Because you’re mine.” — Annie Lennox

Spooky path with short cute Halloween quotes by Hawkins

“Everyone deserves a chance to fly.” — Elphaba

“It’s such an ancient pitch, but one I wouldn’t switch, ’cause there’s no nicer witch than you.” — Frank Sinatra

“A witch ought never be frightened in the darkest forest because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.” —Terry Pratchett

“Something wicked this way comes.” — William Shakespeare

“What’s the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That’s what’s the matter.” — Sabrina Spellman

“Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.” ― Terry Pratchett

“There’s a little witch in all of us.” — Aunt Jet Owens

Cauldron with funny witch Instagram quotes by Shakespeare

“You’d think they’d never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before.” — Jiji

“For all you know, a witch may be living next door to you right now.” — Roald Dahl

“‘Tis now the very witching time of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion to this world.” – William Shakespeare

So that is our list of puns. Hopefully you found the perfect one for you.

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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