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100 Vampire Captions and Quotes for that Fangtastic Aesthetic

Vampires are everywhere these days, especially around Halloween! So when its time to share the great vampire moment, we have collected the best vampire captions for Instagram for your next post. We have also included the best vampire quotes for Instagram for when someone else has said it best first.

Now scroll through to find your favorite caption.

Our Favorite Vampire Captions

I had to switch to de-coffin-ated lattes.

In search of some fresh and juicy blood . . . . . .

Aren’t you Vlad to see me here?

Stop being so negative, blood is fine.

Sorry, you just don’t seem like my blood type.

I must be a vampire, because I also love sleeping all day.

Fangs for the memories.

Vampire with vampire captions

No garlic allowed at this party.

I don’t need to drink blood, I drink life.

I love the smell of blood in the morning…

I’m not a vampire, I’m a vampire impersonator.

I’m not a vampire, I’m a vampire rockstar.

Creepin’ it real with the vampires.

Graveyard with Halloween tombstone sayings

Why are you being so cryptic?

It’s not the size of your fangs, it’s how you bite.

I’m not undead, I’m just undead in love.

I’m fang-girling over here.

Funny Vampire Captions

Fangs a bunch for being my friend.

I would like to give fangs to all my friends.

Sorry, you just seem like my blood type.

There’s Twilight at the end of the tunnel.

Bat-ween you and me, I love vampires.

Full moon with funny vampire captions

Just like a vampire, I also don’t like garlic.

Call me Buffy, because I’m slaying this OOTD.

Yeah okay! But first, let me get a little bit dramatic.

I can’t help it if I’m a vampire, I’m irresistable to humans…

I’ve got a bat idea.

If staking a vampire is like shooting fish in a barrel, then I’m a happy vampire.

I don’t need sunlight to survive, I just need blood.

Cartoon with moon and jack o lanterns with cute sayings about Halloween

Of corpse I love vampires.

I’m a vampire, and I can’t resist a good blood bath…

Hanging out with you doesn’t suck.

Feeling fang-cy in my Halloween costume.

I’m not a vampire, I’m a vampire’s daytime friend.

I love the smell of blood in the morning.

I’m not going to turn you into a vampire, I’m going to make you a vampire killer.

I’m not really undead, I’m just really cool with being undead.

I still can’t decide if I’m #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob.

Just grabbing a bite to eat.

Creeping it real with the vampires.

Having the most fangtastic Halloween with my vampires.

I want to hurt you in a cute and romantic way.

Roses are red and the vampires are going to bed.

Don’t cross me.

Graveyard with vampire Instagram captions

Just like a vampire, I also don’t like garlic.

Wearing more outfits that requires a cape.

Why all vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night.

Vampires know how to creep it real.

I’m not a vampire, I’m a vampire hunter.

I’m undead, and I love it! I can’t wait to live forever!

Full moon and a bat with funny Halloween captions that says you make me batty

No garlic allowed at this party.

Vampires can be cute when they’re not trying to kill you.

Aren’t you Vlad to see me?

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Ghost Captions, Witch Captions, Witch Puns, Angel Captions and Devil Captions.

Short Captions About Vampires

Fangs, but no fangs.

Knock knock, it’s biting time.

Sometimes, love bites.

All bats are off.

It was love at first bite.

Waiting for the sun to go down.

Waking up bite and early.

Just suck it up.

Vlad to see you.

Castle with short captins about vampires

Fang a bunch for being my friend.

I’m on the necks level.

Count me in.

All bats are off.

Fangs you very much.

Feeling batty.

I’m not undead, I’m just undeadly bored.

Twilight my fire.

Here for a bloody good time.

What would Buffy do?

Hands holding dark drink with Halloween sayings

The fangs all here.

Hope you have a fangtastic day.

You can sit with us, of corpse.

Fine, I’ll bite.

I always fall for your (blood) type.

I’ll be the Bella to your Edward.

You’re so vein.

Short Vampire Quotes for Instagram

“‘Cause baby now we got bad blood.” — Taylor Swift, “Bad Blood”

“I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love.” — Leona Lewis, “Bleeding Love”

“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire.” — Angelina Jolie

“I have never met a vampire personally, but I don’t know what might happen tomorrow.” — Bela Lugosi

“Without passion… we’d be truly dead.” — Buffy the Vampire Slayer

“I don’t live to drain, I drain to live.” — What We Do in the Shadows

Crypt with a short vampire quotes for Instagram from What We do in the Shadows

“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.” — Twilight

“A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.” — Gail Carriger, Soulless

“Don’t want you in my bloodline.” — Ariana Grande

“Bring a vampire around, people start discovering religion.” — Richard Laymon, The Stake

“A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.” — Gail Carriger, Soulless

“Into every generation comes a vampire.” — Holly Black

Cresent moon with short Halloween quotes by conrad

“A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.” — Anne Rice

“The blood is the life!” — Bram Stoker, Dracula

“I have never met a vampire personally, but I don’t know what might happen tomorrow.” — Bela Lugosi

“I’m going out to get a bite to drink.” — George Hamilton

“I took mythology a lot more seriously since I’d become a vampire.” — Stephenie Meyer, Breaking Dawn

“I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.” ― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

Funny Vampire Instagram Quotes

“One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.” — Jack Handy, ‘Deep Thoughts’

“The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.” — Garrett Fort

“None of us really changes over time; we only become more fully what we are.” — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned

“There’s no set in-stone way to be a vampire, especially with the evil ones.” — Cameron Bright

“I like playing heavy metal music and pretending I’m a vampire in front of the mirror.” — Luke Mably

Moon through clouds and tree branches with a short funny Halloween Quotes for Instagram that says never trust the living

“I coveted you. I had no right to want you—but I reached out and took you, anyway. And now look what’s become of you! Trying to seduce a vampire.” — Stephenie Meyer

“I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.” — Bram Stoker, Dracula

“No blood, no foul.” ― Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

“I want to be a vampire. They’re the coolest monsters.” — Gerard Way

“As most people know, I am a vampire, so I have no reflection. Every day, I paste a picture of someone else on the mirror.” — Meat Loaf

“He was like Superman, but with fangs and oddly impaired morals.” — Patricia Briggs, River Marked

Spooky path with short cute Halloween quotes by Hawkins

“Vampires can live a very long time, theoretically forever, which means their idea of getting down to business can be damn leisurely.” — Laurell K. Hamilton

“Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires … How avant-garde!” — Anne Rice, The Vampire Chronicles

“The phenomenon of vampires has always appealed to me. Everyone kind of likes a vampire story because it almost could be true.” — Bill Nighy

“People say I look like a vampire. I don’t know whether to take that as a compliment or not.” — Nathaniel Buzolic

Halloween Captions

Catch me on the dark side

Eat, drink & be scary

Trick or tequila

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

You’re the treat to my trick

Trick or treat, motherpupper

Lit up jack o'lantern and candle with funny Halloween captions that says eat, drink and be scary

Howl you doin’?

A wee bit wicked

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Psst…This isn’t a costume

Every angel has a devilish side

Couple with funny Halloween couple captions

Hot ghoul Halloween

With the boo crew

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Creepin’ it real!

Had a spooktacular night!

Let’s get spooky

Witch hat on fall leaves with a funny Halloween captions that says swish, swish, witch

Forever your Zom-bae

Looking fur-ocious

If you’ve got it, haunt it

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Angel by day. Devil by night

Where my ghouls at?

Did you say treat?

I’m a haunt mess

So that is our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your vampire photo!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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