Happy Father’s Day Sayings for Cards and Signs

You want to say just the right thing for your dad’s big day, so we have put together a list of all the best Father’s Day sayings for your next post. And if you’re looking for short Father’s Day quotes, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Father’s Day Sayings

Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect!

I’m a lucky duck that you’re my dad.

A father’s love is felt beyond words.

Thanks for giving me all your good genes.

What did the baby otter say to its dad? “You are a dad like no otter.”

Happy first Father’s Day.

As far as dads go, you’re the real dill.

I’m a father; that’s what matters most.

Just don’t Pop believing.

Without me, a day like today wouldn’t exist!

Hey dad, are you a steak? Because you’re a rare find.

How do dads like their steak on Father’s Day? On a plate.

The best tips come from a dad’s lips

A father wants nothing more than to see you laugh at his jokes.

Father’s Day on Instagram, where the best comedians, grill masters, protectors, and friends come head to head. You will always take the cake in my eyes!

Without me, today is just like any other day. You’re welcome.

Some people don’t believe in superheroes because they haven’t met my dad.

They think I am their superhero. They had better because of the bills I am paying!!!!

I wanted to be the cool dad, but then I realized, I owe these kids a good upbringing. When they are older they will see how cool their dad was.

Worst jokes. Best dad

I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!

Dad, you’re definitely one of my favorite parents.

Dad, your puns are my favorite, and it’s knot even close to a tie.

Happy Father’s Day — don’t worry, be hoppy.

You’re a fan-stache-tic, Dad!

My dad didn’t tell me how to live, he lived and let me watch him do it.

Me and my bestie.

I love you, even though you don’t know how to use Instagram.

Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.

Love you, dad, Pho real.

My daddy is cooler than yours.

Happy Father’s Day to a reel awesome dad.

Dad, thanks for being an awesome farter… I mean, father.

Let’s taco ’bout how much you rock.

I still have no idea of how to change a tire, but I thank God you are one call away.

Worst Jokes, best dad.

On Father’s Day, let’s review the most important lesson learned from my dad: coffee.

Lettuce celebrate you on Father’s Day.

Nobody beets my dad.

Dad rhymes with ‘the best friend I ever had.’

Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.

You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.

Yoda best dad in the whole world, no matter how much you love Star Wars!

I love being your younger version.

I may not be able to repay you for the roof over my head, the food on my table, or the money in my Starbucks account, but I can dedicate this Instagram post to you.

Of all the dads out there, I’m so glad you’re mine.

Dad, let’s be honest. I’m the reason today is special.

It’s im-pasta-ble to be any cooler than you, Dad.

I’m sorry for everything, Dad. Unfortunately, the list is too long to explain.

Not as tough as he looks.

You know you are the best dad in the whole world.

I will never stop looking up to this man no matter how tall I get.

Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing dad.

When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cap.

Our family would be muffin without you.

Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Today, as a gift to you, I’ll laugh at all of your jokes.

Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.

A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.

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I love you more than pizza so you know it’s real.

Forever and always my Daddy.

Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.

A good father is often a bad dancer

Happy Father’s Day — let’s par-tee.

A little girl giggles when she is denied an ice cream by her mother. She knows daddy will get her some later.

Dad, now I know why you had to be so hard on me.

Thanks for your genes! I turned out perfect!

This may sound cheesy, but you’re the greatest, dad.

Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell Mom.

If dogs are man’s best friend, dads are daughter’s first friend.

He’s too cool for the socials but gotta show some love on here regardless.

I inherited all my dad’s good jokes.

Happy Father’s Day to the first man who ever loved me.

Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.

Thanks for saying ‘yes’ when Mom says ‘no.’

You’re the brightest light in my life, Dad. I love you watts and watts.

The only man who will literally buy my own BS.

Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.

Dad jokes are the best medicine

Sorry for all the gray hair I might have caused!

Any man can be a father, but it takes a special one to be a dad.

My father has always been my hero.

Thanks for always driving me, Dad… driving me crazy.

I love you from my head tomatoes.

Forever grateful you still love me after I broke curfew every night in high school.

I love you, just in queso you didn’t know.

I’d call you later, but Mom says you prefer “Dad.”

Daddy finally figured out how to use Instagram. Happy father’s day.

Who knew you would make such a good dad.

Why weren’t you this cool while I was growing up? Happy Father’s Day anyway.

You are one in a melon, Dad.

While I had no say in the matter, I couldn’t have picked a better Father.

Why wasn’t one Father’s Day gift better than the other? It was a tie!

By the time a man realizes his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he is wrong.

Though fathers grow older, their love gets younger.

I donut know what I’d do without you.

Happy Father’s Day to this dad joke supplier

You leveled up from a husband to a father.

Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

There’s no butter pop than you.

Dad knows best but moms know better

You came into my life and filled a space I didn’t even know existed.

He wanted me to be better than him, but I am striving to be half the man he is.

I love you berry much, daddio.

Happy Father’s Day from your favorite child.

Hap-Pea Father’s Day!

When Dad didn’t have my hand, he had my back.

Wishing a happy Father’s Day to myself.

They gave their mother diamonds and cake on mothers day, I think I am getting a private jet.

If the world had S’more dads like you, it would be sweet.

I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.

You’ll always be dad to the bone.

My dad is totally pawsome.

Happy Father’s Day! You’re Dad to the bone.

Your parenting style, makes me want to give you another child.

It’s not a dad bod; it’s a father figure.

You’re so hip, you had a dad bod *before* it was cool.

Enjoy your first official Father’s Day.

A great dad raises a greater father someday.

Someday I will find my prince but my dad will always be my king.

And the “World’s Best Dad” award goes to…

Seriously, you tell the best bad jokes.

Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.

Daddy, chill

Forever grateful you still love me after I broke curfew every night in high school.

You’re a tee-riffic dad.

Your dad jokes may drive my friends away, but at least I have you.

You’re oh-fish-ally the greatest dad ever.

Love you to the moon and back, daddy.

I would to give you a comb for Father’s Day, but we could never part.

Dads are moms, too.

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Dad Jokes are the funniest today.

I love this guy more than he loves his grill. (And that’s a lot!)

We all know that Mom did the hard part. But Happy Father’s Day anyway.

I love your bad, I mean dad jokes

Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.

Everyone always says I look like my dad. I don’t see it.

Thanks for saying yes all the times you didn’t know Mom already said no.

A father holds his daughter’s hand for a while but her heart, he holds forever.

Dad, I can never repay you (literally).

To the man who thinks of me first.

I smile because you are my father, I smile because there is nothing I can do about it.

Thanks for everything that you brew for me.

You’ll always be dad to the bone.

Dear Daddy, no matter where I go in life, you’ll always be my number one man.

Thanks for raising me.

Officially welcoming you to fatherhood, you will like it here.

Your Dad yolks crack me up each and every time.

Behind every great man or woman, there is an even better father.

Whenever the “check engine” light comes on, you’re the first one I call.

Some people have superheroes but I have a super DAD!

Dad, you suit me to a tee.

I shore do love you, dad. It’s Father’s Day… so let’s shellabrate!

I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.

Who would have guessed that we celebrate “Fathers” on Father’s Day?!

This man gave me wings that’s why I fly. Happy Father’s Day.

As your dad bod shows, your child grows

I got you something groundbreaking for Father’s Day… it’s a shovel!

Thanks for killing all those spiders.

I carrot believe that I almost forgot to wish you a Happy Father’s Day.

Thank you for not giving up on me when I gave you every reason to.

Yoda best, Dad.

Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”

Dad jokes are waffle, but I still like yours.

You’re allowed unlimited dad jokes today.

Dad, you’re a really fungi.

The ultimate founding father

How did the pig wake up his dad on Father’s Day? Hogs and kisses.

Hey kids, I am not on Instagram, remember to call me after you post about me, sincerely dad.

I am not jealous that my brother is mum’s favorite (tag him) because I know I am your favorite.

My gift to you will be to laugh at all your jokes today

Who needs a superhero when they have a father like mine.

World’s greatest farter … I mean father.

Thanks for pudding up with me, Dad, and for being my biggest flan!

Dad, I want to let you know that you were always right and I was wrong.

Worst jokes. Best dad.

You’re nacho average Dad!

More than anyone, he loves the strongest.

I think this is the perfect time to let you know your jokes were never funny.

You were made for this.

To my favorite grill master: You’re flippin’ awesome.

Your fart plays a huge part of my childhood

You can be a real pizza work, but I wouldn’t have it any other way!

Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.

To my biggest cheerleader and motivator, happy Father’s Day.

Love you, even though I’m gonna have to text/email/show you this post

You make parenting seem so easy. I love you.

Dad, you’re one in a million, which are roughly the odds of everybody being ready and in the car when you want to leave.

My hero.

Sometimes you bacon us crazy, but I guess that’s what dads are for.

A dad’s life is the best guide to life.

We all know I’m your favorite. Mom doesn’t have to know.

Dad, you are my superman, which means I am your super son. Being with you is always super fun and I am wishing you a SUPER Father’s Day.

Thanks for killing all those spiders.

I may not be a perfect daughter but you are the perfect dad for me.

Dads think of you, first.

I feel bad for other people… I clearly have the best dad.

I love you, despite your bad jokes.

You’re the Marlin to my Nemo.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Father’s Day Quotes, Father’s Day Messages, Happy June Quotes, Father’s Day Quotes from Daughters, Father Daughter Quotes, Father Son Captions and Mother’s Day Quotes.

Short Father’s Day Quotes

“Being a dad isn’t just about eating a huge bag of gummy worms as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word ‘hero.’” — Ryan Reynolds

“A man’s worth is measured by how he parents his children. What he gives them, what he keeps away from them, the lessons he teaches and the lessons he allows them to learn on their own.” —Lisa Rogers

“Any fool can have a child. That doesn’t make a father. It’s the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.” — Barack Obama

“My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.” —Liza Minnelli

“The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family.” ― Reed Markham

“Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.” —Terri Guillemets

“A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” —Dimitri the Stoneheart

“When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you … A father’s always there.” —Thomas J. Langley

“Great fathers don’t find fault. Great fathers find solutions.” —Reed Markham

“The greatest thing a father can do for his children is love their mother.” —Anjaneth Garcia Untalan

“No music is so pleasant to my ears as that word―father.” —Lydia Maria Child

“The power of a dad in a child’s life is unmatched.” —Justin Ricklefs

“Dads are like chocolate chip cookies; they may have chips or be totally nutty, but they are sweet and make the world a better place, especially for their children.” —Hillary Lytle

“It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.” —Anne Sexton

“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” —Charles Wadworth

“No man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.” —Hedy Lamarr

“Every son’s first superhero is his father.” — Tiger Schraff

“Perhaps it takes courage to raise children..” ― John Steinbeck

“My father didn’t tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it.” —Clarence Budington Kelland

“A father is a banker provided by nature.” —French proverb

“A good father is one whose only reason for putting down a laughing baby is to pick up a crying one.” —Linda Poindexter

“A man never stands as tall as when he kneels to help a child.” —Knights of Pythagoras

“[My father] has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton

“A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.” —Paul Lewis

“She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.” —Harper Lee

“The reward of child rearing is spending the rest of your life proudly knowing this person you helped guide.” —Mike Sager

“What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.” —Jean Paul

“A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be.” —Frank A. Clark

“The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” —Dan Pearce

“Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” —Erika Cosby

“Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.” —Reed Markham

“I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” —Sigmund Freud

“It is a wise father that knows his own child.” —William Shakespeare

“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” —Steve Martin

“One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” —George Herbert

“When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape.” —Dave Attell

“A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely.” —Émile Gaboriau

“A girl’s first true love is her father.” —Marisol Santiago

“A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” —Susan Gale

So that is it for our list of Father’s Day Sayings and Short Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one!