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Celebrate that Big Purchase with 100 New Car Captions

Is there anything more exciting than a new car? If you just got a made that big purchase and want to show it off to everyone, these new car captions will be exactly what you are looking for. Whether it’s your first new car or your newest new car you will find the best captions for Instagram here.

New Car Captions

  • Nothing beats that first drive in your new car.
  • No one buys this for you, You have to earn it
  • My very first car. Definitely worth the wait!
  • Words can’t describe how much I love my first car!
  • If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
  • Start your new car and take a ride in it.
  • New year, New car, New me.
Yello car with new car captions
  • Anyone else feeling road trip vibes?
  • Words can’t describe my love for this new car.
  • If you are not driving your dream new car, go back to work.
  • Feel the new car, drive it, and then show it.
  • This new car wasn’t really a Ford-able.
Car with bow and new car captions
  • Life’s too short to drive boring new cars.
  • I don’t drink and take any drugs, because new cars are enough for me.
  • Got no place to go but it’s fun trying to drive there!
  • The best way to see the world is through the windshield of a new convertible.
  • Kick off your stress & start your engines.
  • I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.
Red car with funny captions about cars
  • I’m not fast — the others are slow
  • The two speeds I like are fast and faster!
  • Look what finally arrived at my house today … and I will admit, it was worth the wait for the one I wanted.
  • The law of attraction is a real thing. I can’t tell how long I’ve been imagining myself driving this.
  • Get in my new car!
  • It’s the little things that make you appreciate your new car.
  • Life is a journey, enjoy the ride, don’t just live for the destination.
  • This happened today – so much hard work and it’s paid off.
  • I am so happy, and I can’t believe it. It’s not Christmas, but it seems to be.
  • Seriously can’t believe this car is mine.
  • Finally bought my first car, felt like I have got my life’s biggest victory.
  • Happiness is sitting in the driver’s seat of your new car.
  • This new car brings me sheer joy.
  • Help me think of a name for my first car!
Car on road with new car captions for Instagram
  • This road was made for my new car
  • It all starts with a dream.
  • They say you should follow your dreams… I say you should drive it.
  • I don’t pray for love, I just pray for new cars.
  • A dream without ambition is like a new car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.
  • The days aren’t always good, but driving my new car every day sure is.
  • Stronger the horsepower harder the pull.
  • Always take the scenic route. Especially in a new car.
  • No matter how far you roam, the best new car is the one that takes you home.
  • My first big-kid purchase.
  • Start your engine and speed on over.
  • My car. My rules
  • It’s not about the car you drive, It’s about the way you drive it.
  • Buckle up! No one’s going to catch us!
  • Society is moving fast! And so am I!
  • It’s good when you follow your dreams, It’s better when you drive your dream.
  • Ambition is the dream of the Jaguar E-Type.
Highway with Instagram captions for new cars
  • If you don’t look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.
  • Ya gurl just bought her dream car!
  • You’ll never drive anything else after you find your perfect new car.
  • Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.
  • How do you know a new car is a good price? If it is a Ford-able.
  • Anything can be unloved, but not your hard-earned first car.
  • Not much has changed with the new owner, but it starts looking so good.
  • Buying your first new car makes you feel like royalty.
  • My first car is giving me the freedom I have always wanted!
  • No more backseat driving for me. I’m the owner of my very first car.
  • Sometimes, all you need is a good friend, a full tank of gas and a new car.
Car on road with funny captions about new cars
  • The first adult milestone.
  • You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a new car. And that’s pretty close.
  • Windows down, music up.
  • Keep calm and drive on.
  • This new car is driving me crazy!
  • I never believed in love at first sight but… My new car proved me wrong.
  • My heart is warm and my windows are down.
  • You wish you were me in this dreamy ride!
Steering wheel iwth new car captions funny
  • Thank you, thank you to whoever designed the coolest car on the planet!
  • Purchasing your fantasy car without a doubt adds happiness and satisfaction in your life.
  • Buying your dream car surely adds enjoyment and fulfillment to your life.
  • This car isn’t my dream, it is the reality I’ve made!
  • Feels so good the second you start driving fast.
  • Fast cars and fast friends.
  • Am I making this car look good?
  • This beautiful car and finally dreams come true.

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Short Captions for New Cars

  • My baby, my beast.
  • Seriously can’t believe she’s mine.
  • Let’s celebrate! My first car is here!
  • Fuel of happiness.
  • YASSS! FINALLY.
  • Eyes on the road.
  • New cars just hit different.
car on road with short captions for new cars
  • My new car, my rules.
  • I am routing for you!
  • The road is life.
  • New car. New Life.
  • My pride and joy
  • Hot wheels.
  • Look at this beauty.
  • Broom Broom… road trip?
  • Treat yo self!
  • New car feels
  • Time to hit the road.
  • Keep calm and drive on.
  • Too fuel of myself.
  • Fast and furious.
  • The smell of a new car is mind-blowing.
  • Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
  • The newest addition to the garage.
  • If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
  • There’s no love like a man and his new car.
  • Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.
  • I am in love with this new lady called “My new car”.
  • My perfume? Oh no, I’ve just been sitting in my new car!
  • My baby has arrived.
  • Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
  • New driving experience.
Car on road with clever new car captions
  • Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
  • Happiness is the smell of a new car
  • Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
  • Some things new are good too, especially the new car smell.
  • Happiness is the smell of a new car.
  • Look at this beauty.
  • A new car might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.
  • To me, from me, happy new car day.
  • The voices in my head told me to buy this new car!
  • I’m wearing a new aftershave to attract girls. It’s called “New car interior”.

Short New Car Quotes for Instagram

These short new car quotes for Instagram captions are perfect for that new car photo.

“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” ― Alexandra Paul

“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” ― Matthew Fox

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” ― Edward Herrmann

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” ― EVAN ESAR

Car in driveway with quotes about new car by Esar

“Short stories, for me, it’s like you step inside this brand new car and you drive it and you drive it into a tree and you walk away from it.” – Kevin Wilson

“A new car is not going to change your life.” – Monica Ali

“If I buy a new car, I rip the rearview mirror off because I don’t like to look back.” – Riff Raff

Car keys with new car quotes for Instagram by Raff

“We’re going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.” – Larry Dixon

“In this industry, you have to have passion. It’s tough; there’s no mercy. But I just love cars – I love to bring a new car to market. And every time I do this, it gets a little easier.” – Henrik Fisker

“You can get spoilt in this game, you know. You reach the point where you get a new car and don’t get excited about it. You get complacent, and that’s what you’ve got to watch for.” – Phil Taylor

“There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire.” ― Murray Walker

“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.” ― Ross Bentley

“The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers.” ― Carroll Smith

“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” ― Steven Wright

 “Cars bring me sheer joy.” ― Evan Spiegel

“Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.” ― Rod Stewart

“There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.” ― Dan Brown

“When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.” ― Andris Nelsons

“People think getting a new partner is like getting a new car.” – Orlando Bloom

“Every new car, you open the door, and you look at all those internal mellifluous swoopy bits, and they have no meaning.” – Jonathan Ive

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’” – Rita Rudner

Car on road with funny new car Instagram quotes by Rudner

“The roll out of a new car is always filled with great anticipation; it’s almost like going back to school for a new school year.” – Christian Horner

“I thought boxes were the best toy. When my parents got a new car, I ran to my mother and said, ‘Did it come in a box?’” – Colin Angle

“I didn’t want people to see me driving a new car and living in a high style and then playing poorly.” – Cris Collinsworth

“Fast cars are my only vice.” ― Michael Bay

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.” ― Russell Baker

“There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” ― Mario Lopez

“Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.” ― Steven Curtis Chapman

“Shoes make an outfit; they’re like rims for a car.” ― Omari Hardwick

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” ― Ferdinand Porsche

“I’ve always been asked, ‘What is my favorite car?’ and I’ve always said ‘The next one.’” ― Carroll Shelby

“I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.” ― Paul Walker

“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” ― Françoise Sagan

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” ― Colin McRae

“You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.” ― David Byrne

“A new car is not going to change your life.” ― Monica Ali

“Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.” ― Penn Jillettecar

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” ― Amit Kalantri

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” ― Dudley Moore

“In your life, always be like a driver who runs the car not just a car.” ― Santosh Kalwar

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” ― Jaime Lerner

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” ― Erma Bombeck

“You’ll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it – that sense of adventure!” ― Paddy McGuinness

So that is it for our list of captions on new cars and new car Instagram quotes. We hope you found the perfect one!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.