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100 Awesome Short Jeep Quotes for Instagram

Jeeps are perfect for getting away and making your own path and sometimes you want to tell people all about it. If that’s you, these short jeep quotes for Instagram captions will be exactly what you are looking for. Whether you are going on a road trip, off-roading or simply heading to the beach, you will find the best jeep sayings here.

Short Jeep Quotes for Instagram

“Go Anywhere. Do Anything.” — Jeep Motto

“Off-roading gives a better view of nature.” — Unknown

“Jeeps are not a hobby. It is my escape from reality.” — Unknown

“Some girls like fast cars, and then there are Jeep girls.” — Unknown

“No plans, no roads, no maps, no GPS. It’s a Jeep life.” — Unknown

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“Many people will never understand. It’s more than just a JEEP. It’s passion.” — Unknown

“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” ― Alexandra Paul

“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” ― Matthew Fox

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” ― Edward Herrmann

“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.” ― T-Pain

“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” ― Steven Wright

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” ― EVAN ESAR

“Roads were made for journeys, not destinations.” – Confucius

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“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” ― Amit Kalantri

“Cars bring me sheer joy.” ― Evan Spiegel

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” ― E. B. White

“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.” ― Amit Kalantri

“There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.” ― Dan Brown

“When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.” ― Andris Nelsons

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ― Earl Wilson

Funny Jeep Quotes

“I was driving with my friend and saw a guy driving around in a Jeep with a dead deer strapped to the hood. My buddy says to me, ‘You think he’s been hunting’ Nope, they’re probably giving them away with the purchase of every Jeep.” – Bill Engvall

“I like my Jeep topless.” — Unknown

“Keep smiling if you are driving a Jeep in the mud.” — Unknown

“Buy a Jeep, they said. Best car around, they said. They are absolutely right.” — Unknown

“Having a Jeep is like having herpes. Sure it will act up from time to time. But, you will never get rid of it.” — Unknown

“To avoid injury, don’t touch my Jeep.” — Unknown

“I like BIG Jeeps & I cannot lie.” — Unknown

“Find your own path in a Jeep.” – Unknown

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“If she’s a Jeeper then she’s a keeper.” — Unknown

“Thanks for the offer but I am busy living my Jeep life.” — Unknown

“It will go anywhere, anytime, in any weather. An off-roading beast, recovery vehicle and badass big kids toy!” — Unknown

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ― George Carlin

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ― Mitch Hedberg

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” ― Colin McRae

“You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.” ― David Byrne

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” ― Dudley Moore

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” ― Jaime Lerner

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” ― Amit Kalantri

“The freedom of knowing that you can be anywhere, anytime, and just fade into your jeep world. This is what a Jeep offers.” — Unknown

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” – Colin McRae

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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ― Albert Einstein

“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it’s an engine.” ― Amit

“You’ll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it – that sense of adventure!” ― Paddy McGuinness

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Short Car Quotes, Driving Captions, New Car Captions, Truck Captions and Van Life Captions.

Jeep Sayings

No one is perfect but if you drive a Jeep you are pretty close.

I want someone to look at me the way that I look at my jeep.

Life was meant for good friends and crazy adventures.

First I drink the coffee then I drive the jeep.

When you drive a Jeep, you’re not just driving a Jeep. Notice: you are a captain of a 4×4 door less unicorn of freedom.

If you want a life full of fun and thrills, buy a jeep.

Never underestimate the therapeutic power of driving and listening to very loud music in a jeep.

Imagine life without a Jeep, now slap yourself and think again.

I love my jeep because it gives me different hairstyles every morning.

Jeep people are the best sort of people.

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I’m having one of those days that only my jeep can fix.

Early Saturday morning rides in the jeep are what summers are made of.

Who needs a therapist when you have a jeep and an open field?

There are no words to describe how I feel about my new jeep.

Buy a jeep, because it won’t leave you.

Get in the jeep!

Windows down, music up.

Keep calm and drive on.

This jeep is driving me crazy!

Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.

I never believed in love at first sight but… My jeep proved me wrong.

My heart is warm and my windows are down.

No matter how far you roam, the best jeep is the one that takes you home.

Jeeps bring me sheer joy.

Feeling like a road trip day.

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Roads were made for journeys, not destinations.

It all starts with a dream.

They say you should follow your dreams… I say you should get a jeep.

I don’t pray for love, I just pray for a jeep.

The rush of excitement is pressing accelerate.

I stop driving when tires go dull.

It’s time to make memories one road trip at a time.

Feel the jeep, drive it, and then show it.

It’s the little things that make you appreciate your jeep, so give it some TLC.

Life is a journey, enjoy the ride, don’t just live for the destination.

  • Let’s get lost together, shall we?
  • Nothing better than topless jeep.
  • Its a crazy world out there and us jeep people gotta stuck together.
  • Evening by the lakes, jeeps, drones and the sunset awakes.
  • Jeep-fun is standard, pavement is optional.
  • Have you ever been so lost in life that the only way to find your way back is in your jeep?
  • You are a real jeep owner if you judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb.
  • Couples that jeep together stay together.
  • I am making weekends dirty with my jeep.
Jeep with jeep captions for Instagram

The best part about the jeep is, taking all the parts off makes me love summer even more.

Chasing the sunset with the top off and music loud..that’s life.

Road leads to happy journey. Off road leads to heavenly journey.

Who else is ready for a summer jeep adventure like this?

My first big-kid purchase.

Better buckle up, buttercup!

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.

Making memories one road trip at a time.

Always take the scenic route.

Got no place to go but it’s fun trying to drive there!

Heading out on a road trip… be back never.

Keep calm and drive a jeep.

People don’t take trips. Trips take people.

Start your engine and speed on over.

What part of the jeep is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired.

Ya gurl just bought her dream jeep!

You’ll never drive anything else after you find your perfect jeep.

Look at life through the windshield, not the rear view mirror

I work hard so that my Jeep can have a better life.

No doors or No top. No problem.

Life is damn simple. Sleep, Eat, Jeep.

If you want to drive fast then buy lambo, but if you intend to go anywhere, buy a jeep.

Most people see bad roads trouble but jeep owners see it as an adventure.

Always happy when I’m doing jeep things.

You fix the jeep. The jeep fixes you.

Jeeps. Because life is too short to get stuck.

You may see a dead end road. A jeep owner sees the best commute ever.

Life’s journey best traveled in 4×4.

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Jeeps are like whiskey. Always better on the rocks.

I got 99 problems and my jeep is most of them.

There is a name for girls who like to drive jeeps, drink beer and go fishing..Keepers.

Go find your woods. It’s a jeep nation.

My summer ain’t done till the tops on!!

Sometimes, all you need is a good friend, a jeep and a full tank of gas.

Unleashing the beast.

It’s not the jeep… it’s the driver.

Hit the road!

Highway with short captions for driving

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a jeep. And that’s pretty close.

The days aren’t always good, but driving this jeep every day sure is.

Stronger the horsepower harder the pull.

Reason to take the scenic route.

Start your jeep and take a ride in it.

Anyone else feeling road trip vibes?

Words can’t describe my love for this jeep.

If you are not driving your dream jeep, go back to work.

Driving the greatest jeep is exhausting!

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

Short Jeep Captions

  • Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled because drivers don’t have a Jeep.
  • We don’t need roads.
  • When in doubt, mud it out.
  • Fun begins where roads end.
  • Jeep baby.
  • My jeep is calling.
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  • Home is where my jeep is parked.
  • To jeep is to journey.
  • No doors. No top. No problem.
  • The jeep life is sweet life.
  • Leave the road, take the trail.
  • Jeep girl.
  • I work to support my jeep habit.
  • It’s hot and it’s time to go topless.
  • One jeep can change your life forever.
  • This jeep will never flip.
  • My baby, my beast.
  • I hate to brake it to you…
  • Fuel of happiness.
  • Long time, no seat!
  • Eyes on the road.
  • My jeep, my rules.
  • The road is life.
  • I am routing for you!
  • Hot wheels.
  • My pride and joy
  • Broom Broom… road trip?
  • Look at this beauty.
  • Treat yo self!
  • Time to hit the road.
  • Too fuel of myself.
  • Keep calm and drive on.
  • Fast and furious.
  • Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
  • New driving experience.
  • Happiness is the smell of a new jeep
  • Some things new are good too, especially the new jeep smell.
  • I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. Ready to start a new adventure with my new jeep.
  • New year, New Jeep, New me.
Muddy road with jeep sayings
  • Look at this beauty.
  • A new jeep might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.
  • The voices in my head told me to buy this new jeep!
  • The smell of a new jeep is mind-blowing.
  • Ready to start a new adventure with my new jeep.
  • To me, from me, happy new jeep day.
  • The newest addition to the garage.
  • There’s no love like a man and his new jeep.
  • If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
  • Do hard work in silence and let your new jeep make some noise.
  • I am in love with this new lady called “My New Jeep”.

So there you have it! Our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found one you like.

Now get out there and enjoy your jeep!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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