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115 Roaringly Great Short Car Quotes for Instagram

If cars just do it for you, these perfect short car quotes for Instagramcaptions will be exactly what you are looking for. Whether it’s your first car, your newest car or you are just heading off on a drive, you will find the best car sayings here.

So scroll on through to find your favorite quote.

Our Favorite Short Car Quotes for Instagram

“The cars we drive say a lot about us.” ― Alexandra Paul

“I’ve always been into cars. Cars are part of our genetic makeup. It’s unavoidable.” ― Matthew Fox

“I thought cars were essential ingredients of life itself.” ― Edward Herrmann

“I love vintage cars because you can do so much more to them.” ― T-Pain

“We aren’t addicted to oil, but our cars are.” ― James Woolsey

“There’s nothing wrong with the car except that it’s on fire.” ― Murray Walker

“Older cars tend to drive like older cars. That is not for me.” ― Robert Herjavec

“The racing driver needs to be fed a diet of other racing drivers.” ― Carroll Smith

“Cars are the sculptures of our everyday lives.” ― Chris Bangle

Black car with short car quotes for Instagram by Bangle

“If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?” ― Steven Wright

“I don’t buy fur coats or jewelry. I have old cars.” ― Peta Wilson

“If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow.” ― Ross Bentley

“Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor’s new one.” ― EVAN ESAR

“Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.” ― Amit Kalantri

“I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.” ― Lara Flynn Boyle

“If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough.” ― Parnelli Jones

“A racing car is an animal with a thousand adjustments.” ― Mario Andretti

“Fast cars like Porsches and Ferraris – they are things of beauty.” ― Rod Stewart

“You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.” ― Mario Andretti

 “Cars bring me sheer joy.” ― Evan Spiegel

Dirt road with driving quotes for Instagram

“Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.” ― E. B. White

“I am emotional about engines, if you hurt my car, you hurt my heart.” ― Amit Kalantri

“A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.” ― Sean Hampton

“There’s a lot of stress… but once you get in the car, all that goes out the window.” ― Dan Brown

“All of those cars were once just a dream in somebody’s head.” ― Peter Gabriel

“When you have a great car, you want people to see the car.” ― Andris Nelsons

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” ― Earl Wilson

Car on road with funny new car Instagram quotes by Rudner

“Just to be a mediocre driver has never been my ambition. That’s not my style.” – Michael Schumacher

“Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.” — Enzo Ferrari

Funny Car Instagram Quotes

“When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.” ― Russell Baker

“Fast cars are my only vice.” ― Michael Bay

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?” ― George Carlin

“Cars are the reason we, you know, people live or die.” ― Steven Curtis Chapman

“There’s three things men always talk about – women, sports, and cars.” ― Mario Lopez

“Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.” ― Colin McRae

Road with funny car instagram quotes by McRaie

“Shoes make an outfit; they’re like rims for a car.” ― Omari Hardwick

“I’m a crazy car guy. I’ve got an airplane hangar full of cars.” ― Paul Walker

“I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.” ― Mitch Hedberg

“I couldn’t find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself.” ― Ferdinand Porsche

“I’ve always been asked, ‘What is my favorite car?’ and I’ve always said ‘The next one.’” ― Carroll Shelby

“You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car.” ― David Byrne

“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” ― Françoise Sagan

“A new car is not going to change your life.” ― Monica Ali

Car in driveway with quotes about new car by Esar

“The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.” ― Dudley Moore

“The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.” ― Marshall McLuhan

“Modern cars I don’t like so much.” ― Amber Heard

“Cars mean nothing to me. I’m not a car guy.” ― Penn Jillettecar

“The ideal racecar will expire 100 yards past the finish line.” ― Stirling Moss

“A car is like a mother-in-law – if you let it, it will rule your life.” ― Jaime Lerner

“I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.” ― Amit Kalantri

“Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.” ― Erma Bombeck

“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.” ― Albert Einstein

Highway with funny driving instagram quotes

“In your life, always be like a driver who runs the car not just a car.” ― Santosh Kalwar

“I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it’s an engine.” ― Amit

“You’ll always remember your first car and the memories that come with it – that sense of adventure!” ― Paddy McGuinness

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Jeep Quotes, Driving Captions, New Car Captions, Truck Captions and Van Life Captions.

Car Sayings

The days aren’t always good, but driving this every day sure is.

It all starts with a dream.

A dream without ambition is like a car without gas… you’re not going anywhere.

Words can’t describe my love for this car.

If you are not driving your dream car, go back to work.

I don’t pray for love, I just pray for cars.

They say you should follow your dreams… I say you should drive it.

The rush of excitement is pressing accelerate.

I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

Roads were made for journeys, not destinations.

Stronger the horsepower harder the pull.

Cars bring me sheer joy.

Reason to take the scenic route.

Car on road with car captions

Start your car and take a ride in it.

Anyone else feeling road trip vibes?

I stop driving when tires go dull.

It’s time to make memories one road trip at a time.

Feel the car, drive it, and then show it.

Racing is life, everything before or after is just waiting.

It’s the little things that make you appreciate your car, so give it some TLC.

Life is a journey, enjoy the ride, don’t just live for the destination.

Get in the car!

Windows down, music up.

This car is driving me crazy!

What kind of car does yoda drive? A toyoda

The cars we drive say a lot about us.

Rise up, take courage and do it.

Keep calm and drive on.

White car with car captions for Instagram

It is not just four wheels and engines, it’s home.

How can you tell if a car is from Switzerland? It remains in neutral.

Eat, sleep, drift, repeat.

My first big-kid purchase.

Start your engine and speed on over.

It can sometimes seem impossible… until it happens.

People don’t take trips. Trips take people.

Waking up blessed not stressed.

I never believed in love at first sight but… My car proved me wrong.

My heart is warm and my windows are down.

Nothing behind me, everything ahead of me, as is ever so on the road.

No matter how far you roam, the best car is the one that takes you home.

Help me think of a name for my first car!

Car on road with new car captions for Instagram

Work hard, stay humble and make things happen.

They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

You’ll never drive anything else after you find your perfect car.

Life is too short to drive boring cars.

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror.

Better buckle up, buttercup!

How do you know a car is a good price? If it is a Ford-able.

Funny Sayings About Cars

Sometimes, all you need is a good friend and a full tank of gas.

The first adult milestone.

Ya gurl just bought her dream car!

Unleashing the beast.

It’s not the car… it’s the driver.

I will go anywhere as long as it is forward.

What part of the car is the laziest? The wheels, because they are always tired.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a car. And that’s pretty close.

Driving the greatest car is exhausting!

I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.

Red car with funny captions about cars

This car wasn’t really a Ford-able.

Life’s too short to drive boring cars.

My friends are the Back Seat Boys.

Outfit of the Day: The correct gear.

I don’t drink and take any drugs, because cars are enough for me.

Making memories one road trip at a time.

Always take the scenic route.

Got no place to go but it’s fun trying to drive there!

Sometimes, all you need is a good friend, a full tank of gas and a new car

Car on road with funny captions about new cars

Always focus on the front windshield, not on the rearview mirror.

In the world of cars, there are no limits. The faster the better.

Aspiring people with inspiring speeds.

Drive slowly and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery.

Heading out on a road trip… be back never.

Keep calm and drive on.

Short Car Captions

  • My baby, my beast.
  • Shift to success mode.
  • I hate to brake it to you…
  • Fuel of happiness.
  • Long time, no Seat!
  • Eyes on the road.
  • My car, my rules.
Black car with short captions for cars
  • The road is life.
  • I am routing for you!
  • Hot wheels.
  • My pride and joy
  • Broom Broom… road trip?
  • Look at this beauty.
  • Treat yo self!
  • Time to hit the road.
  • Too fuel of myself.
  • Keep calm and drive on.
  • Fast and furious.
  • Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
  • New driving experience.
  • Happiness is the smell of a new car
  • Some things new are good too, especially the new car smell.
  • New year, New Car, New me.
Yello car with new car captions
  • I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it. Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
  • Look at this beauty.
  • Happiness is the smell of a new car.
  • I’m wearing a new aftershave to attract girls. It’s called “New car interior”.
  • A new car might not change your life, but it changes your attitude.
  • To me, from me, happy new car day.
  • The voices in my head told me to buy this new car!
  • The newest addition to the garage.
  • The smell of a new car is mind-blowing.
  • Ready to start a new adventure with my new car.
  • New cars just hit different.
car on road with short captions for new cars
  • There’s no love like a man and his new car.
  • Absolutely in love with our new wheels.
  • If you know me, you know how excited I’m about my newest addition to the garage.
  • My baby has arrived.
  • Do hard work in silence and let your new car make some noise.
  • My perfume? Oh no, I’ve just been sitting in my new car!
  • I am in love with this new lady called “My New Car”.

So that is our list of quotes and captions. We hope you found one you like.

Now get out there and enjoy your car!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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