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Enjoy a Fall Chuckle With the 225 Best Cute Pumpkin Puns


It’s fall and the pumpkins are ready for carving season, so we have put together a list of all the best pumpkin puns and jokes for your next post. And if you’re looking for short pumpkin sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Pumpkin Puns

Happy Hollow-ween

Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us

Dear gourd

I’m pumpkin you up!

Ready to squash

I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like.

I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.

Hello gourdgeous

Let’s carve out some fun this fall.

Orange you glad it’s fall?

Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business

Pumpkin pi

Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch

I’m feeling empty inside

Let’s pumpkin spice things up!

pile of pumpkins with a funny pumpkin patch captions that reads go big or go home

Me + PSL = Squashgoals.

War and Piece

That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.

Let’s get smashed!

Blood type: Pumpkin Spice.

Gourd goals

You’re gourdgeous

The smashing pumpkins

Go big or gourd home

Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!

I’m pumpkin to talk to you.

 I’m a real pumpkin-head.

I only have pies for you.

Time to jack up my pumpkin

Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern

I love my pumpkin spice a latte

Carving out some time for fun

Oh my gourd. I love Halloween.

Pie love spending time with you

You occu-pie my thoughts

Four pumpkins on straw with a pumpkin patch Instagram captions that reads follow the pumpkin patch road

Let the gourd times roll!

Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin

Squash Goals

I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!

Get off my jock-o-lantern

 Pumpkin everything, please!

Life is gourd.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Let’s get glowing

Pie’ve been waiting all season for this

I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin

Piece and love

Be of gourd cheer.

Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe

I’ve got my eyes on the pies

Cutie pie

I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.

 I’m not lion, I love pumpkin.

Squash any beef this fall

Your smile lights up a room

Gourd big or go home.

Pumpkin Spice and everything nice.

I know a latte pumpkin spice puns.

Let’s get lit!

Give ’em pumpkin to talk about.

Squash goals

You are the pumpkin of my pie.

I’m the pun King

Gourd your loins!

Have a gourd time!

Oh my gourdness, it’s fall!

I’m the pumpkin king/queen!

Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?

Oh my gourd!

Don’t go(urd) breaking my heart.

Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never

I love pumpkin spice a latte

You’re the pick of the (pumpkin) patch.

Get pumped for Halloween!

Have a gourd Halloween.

Life is gourd with you around

Patch you later!

Looking gourd-geous, darling!

I spy with my little pie

Orange you pumped for Autumn?

I’m ahead of the carve

Trick or treat yo’ self

I only drink pumpkin spice — just call me a basic witch.

What a gourdgeous day to spend with you

Couple with pumpkins on head with pumpkin head challenge captions

Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit

Gourd of the rings

What’s cooking, gourd looking?

Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season!

Pumpin Spice Up Your Life!

Piece out

Hit the road, jack-o-lantern

 Oh my gourd, it’s pumpkin season!

Gourd out of my mind

This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit

Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie

Hey gourd-geous!

Not just another squash

You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love

Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about

Oh my gourd! I love fall.

Gourd vibes only.

You struck a gourd with me.

Call me the piece maker

Beauty is in the pie of the beholder

Say hollow to my little friend!

You’re really struck a gourd with me

Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you

Wow, this pumpkin is totally jacked.

I’m gourd-geous, aren’t I?

Pumpkin with short carving pumpkins captions

You don’t know jack-o-lantern

Pumpkin patchin’ it up.

Go big or gourd home!

You want a piece of me?

I’m feeling vine today.

You really struck a gourd with me

I’m on the rind 24/7.

Sorry I’m latte — I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Haunted House Captions, Pumpkin Carving Captions, Pumpkin Captions, Pumpkin Spice Captions, Corn Maze Captions and Apple Picking Captions.

Pumpkin Jokes

What did the pumpkins say at happy hour? Let’s get smashed.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

How did the jack-o’-lantern win the science prize? A light went on in his head!

What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.

Why do pumpkins perform so poorly in school? Because they had all their brains scooped out.

Why is trick or treating with identical twin witches so challenging? You can never tell which witch is which.

What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.

Pumpkin joke

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green pumpkin? You look a little sick.

Why was the jack-o’-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty-headed.

When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? I’m vine, thanks!

What kind of romance do pumpkins enjoy? A mushy romance.

What did one Pumpkin say to the other? Happy Hollowing!

How did the jack-o’-lantern quit smoking? The pumpkin patch.

Where do pumpkins hold meetings? The gourdroom.

Why don’t mummies go on vacations? They are too afraid to unwind.

Why was Cinderella bad at football? Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin pi.

How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.

Which Halloween creature got the best grades in Math? Count Dracula.

What rides do ghosts like best at the haunted carnival? The scary go-round and the roller ghost-er.

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life-gourd.

What are gourds afraid of? Things that go pumpkin the night.

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road safely? The crossing gourd.

funny pumpkin joke

How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

What’s the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year? You’ll get autumn’y ache.

What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? A plumpkin.

What kind of music do mummies like best? Wrap music, duh.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? To make them even more basic.

A pumpkin says to a jack-o’-lantern, All we ever do is sit around on the stoop. Don’t you want to mix it up, try something different? The jack-o’-lantern replies, I don’t have the guts.

What did the queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.

Which English pop singer is most popular during the Thanksgiving holiday? Pumpkin Spice.

How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music? On vine-yl.

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker? Use apples, instead.

Where do pumpkins like to live? In the seedy part of town.

Fall leaves with funny fall couple captions

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.

What’s the pumpkin’s favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly.

Why are jack-o-lanterns so smart? A candle makes them bright.

Why did everyone think the jack-o-lantern was evil? It had a wicked candle inside it.

What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet!

Which Halloween creature is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.

What’s black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a pumpkin.

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth.

Why was the gourd so gossip-y? To give ’em pumpkin’ to talk about.

What do adventurous pumpkins do for fun? Go bungee gourd jumping.

What did Cinderella say when her carriage turned into a pumpkin? Oh my gord!

What type of pants do ghosts wear? Boo jeans.

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie, everyone.

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.

two jack 0'lanterns with a pumpkin carving captions that reads let's carve out some fun

Why don’t skeletons eat Halloween candy? They just don’t have the stomach for it.

What band do all pumpkins despise? The Smashing Pumpkins.

How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction? Apply the pumpkin patch.

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? They have no body to go with.

Funny Pumpkin Sayings

You had me at pumpkin spice

The smashing pumpkins

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

Pumpkin spice and everything nice

Pumped for pumpkins!

Autumn skies and pumpkin pies

A pumpkin and a coffee cup with a pumpkin spice captions that reads AT this point my blood type is pumpkin spice

One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away

There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one

Pure pumpkin goodness

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Great Pumpkin believer since 1966

Pumpkin season has begun

Pumpkin spice and chill

Pumpkin patching time!

But first, pumpkin spice

Autumn leaves and pumpkins please

It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around

Pumpkin is the spice of life

Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie

Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.

Pumpkin with cute pumpkin patch captions for Instagram

You had me at pumpkin patch

Pick of the patch

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you

There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes

Not just another squash

Let’s spice things up

I love you, pumpkin

In fall, orange is my favorite color

I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical

I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like

Cutest pumpkins in the patch

Pile of pumpkins with a pumpkin Instagram captions that reads pumpkin season has begun

Easy as pumpkin pie

Pumpkin Everything

Pumpkin patch princess

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.

Pure pumpkin goodness

Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch

There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!

Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin

You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte

I love pumpkin spice a latte

Follow the pumpkin patch road

Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big

Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins

Pumpkins on deck with short funny captions for fall

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

Welcome to our patch

It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle

Aw, pumpkin!

So that is it for our list of Pumpkin Puns, Jokes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

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