It’s that time of the year again! The air is crisp, the leaves are turning and the pumpkin patches are waiting. We have scoured the internet for the best pumpkin captions for Instagram and short pumpkin quotes. So if you are looking for pumpkin patch captions we have you covered.
Our Favorite Pumpkin Captions
I’m a bit of a country pumpkin.
Pumpkin Everything
My pumpkin selfie
Slipped on a pumpkin. It caught me off gourd.
Welcome to the pun-kin patch!
A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away!
Oh, dear gourd!
Patch you later!
Gourd of the rings.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Pumpkin Pi.
Trick or treat yo’ self
Not just another squash
Pure pumpkin goodness
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch
Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Pumped for pumpkins!
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Gourd out of my mind
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Go big or gourd home!
Fa-boo-lous
Pumpkin patching time!
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
Pumpkin patch princess
Cute Pumpkin Patch Captions
Pun-kin patch!
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
Follow the pumpkin patch road
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Squash Goals
Have a gourd time!
In fall, orange is my favorite color
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Go big or gourd home
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
You had me at pumpkin patch
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
I found the cutest pumpkin in the patch
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!
Pumpkin season has begun
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins
Aw, pumpkin!
Time to get smashed!
When in doubt, gourd it out.
Ready to squash
Gourd goals
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
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Pumpkin Patch Captions for Couples
Welcome to our patch
I love you, pumpkin
Life is gourd with you around
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
Pie love spending time with you
What’s cookin’, gourd lookin’?
Don’t gourd breaking my heart.
My gourd luck charm.
We have nothing but gourd intentions.
Every day is #squashgoals with you
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
If you were the pumpkin king, I’d be your pumpkin queen
You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
You really struck a gourd with me
Look how jacked my bae is
Hanging with my pumpkin
You’ve carved out a piece of my heart
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin
We’re falling hard for each other
You’ll always be my boo
Here’s the scoop – without you, my brains would turn to mush!
I’ve been thinking of you a latte
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
Funny Pumpkin Captions
You’re gourdgeous
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Pick of the patch
You are the pick of the patch
The cutest pick
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Oh my gourd!
Boo-tiful
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
Orange you glad we went to the patch?
I’m the pun King
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
Gourd out of my mind
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Go big or gourd home
Gourd your loins!
I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash
Gourd of the rings
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
I’m hollow inside
Tis the season to be basic AF and not give a d*mn
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
The smashing pumpkins
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch
Pumpkin season has begun
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frappe.
That’ll do spicely!
Pumpkin spice, spice, baby.
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice
Pumpkin is the spice of life
You had me at pumpkin spice
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle
Pumpkin spice and chill
Let’s spice things up
I love pumpkin spice a latte
The only thing getting “lit” this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle
Pumpkin and spice and everything nice
Pumpkin Spice season is finally here! Better latte than never.
But first, pumpkin spice
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone with my pumpkin spice latte
I only drink pumpkin spice—just call me a basic witch.
Sorry I’m latte. I had to pick up my pumpkin spice.
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, I don’t want to be right
No one needs to tell me how basic I am
If it’s pumpkin spice, I have to try it
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes
Pure pumpkin goodness
Easy as pumpkin pie
Pumpkin Head Captions
Pumpkin head photoshoot
When he gets spooky with you
Spooky season
Pumpkin season
Spooktober
Trying all the pumpkin heads
Eat drink and be scary
I’m ahead of the carve
Let’s carve out some fun
Carving out some fun with bae
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.
Let’s get lit.
Who’s ready to carve out some fun?
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
Carving out fun
Eat, drink & be scary
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
Ahead of the carve
We’re carving out some leisure time.
How do you fix a cracked jack-o’-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
I’m hollow inside.
Hollow-queen.
Pumpkin Quotes for Instagram
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” –The Great Gatsby
“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin, and crisp sunburnt leaves.” —Ann Drake
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
“Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.” – Harland Williams
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart
“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart
“Halloween shadows played upon the walls of the houses.” – Eleanor Estes
“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
“Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
Fall Captions for Pumpkin Season
- Keep calm and stay cozy
- Tea and fuzzy socks season
- The most colorful season of all is here
- These colors are unbe-leaf-able!
- But I love fall most of all
- Channel the flannel
- It’s fall coming back to me now
- I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt
- Keep calm and enjoy fall
- If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone
- Fall foliage is my favorite color
- Happy fall, y’all!
- Fall’s well that ends well
- Fall is just a part of leaf
- Nothing to see here, just cozy along now
- You are unbe-leaf-able
- Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
- If you’re not into fall, you can leaf me alone
- Don’t be so fall of yourself!
- Orange you glad it’s finally fall?
- But first, take a selfie and document the fall
- It’s officially fall-themed selfies season
- Doin’ fall things for the ‘Gram
- It’s fall! Break out the sweaters and selfie filters
- I love flannels and selfies in the fall most of all
- Living in golden hour when it’s fall
- And so, the season of pumpkins and spooky selfies begins
- My favorite color is October
- Keep calm and fall on
- Leaves are falling, autumn is calling
- Autumn skies and everything’s fine
- Sweater weather is better together
- It’s sweater time!
- Long sleeves & falling leaves
- Cozy sweater, hot coffee, fall leaves, repeat
Hope you found the perfect caption for your next Instagram post or pumpkin field adventure.
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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