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115 Short Breakfast Quotes for Instagram to Start Your Morning Right


A good breakfast is the best way to start the day. And you can’t let it pass without getting the perfect breakfast photo. To go with that, we have gathered all the best short breakfast quotes for Instagram captions to make sure you start your day right. Whether it’s just you and your breakfast or you are brunching with friends, we have the perfect breakfast sayings for you.

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Our Favorite Short Breakfast Quotes for Instagram

“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” – Ron Swanson

“Human rights start with breakfast.” – Leopold Sedar Senghor

“Breakfast alone by gaslight is about as ghastly as champagne in daylight.” – Jessie Douglas Kerruish

“All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.” – John Gunther

Pancakes with short breakfast Instagram quotes

“Even a meaningless life may contain many good breakfasts.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“Hope makes a good breakfast. Eat plenty of it.” – Ian Fleming

“I know family comes first, but shouldn’t that mean after breakfast?” ‒ Jeff Lindsay

“The only thing I can pride myself on is making a really good breakfast.” – Freida Pinto

“Breakfast is the one meal at which it is permissible to read the paper.” – Amy Vanderbilt

“Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.” ‒ Adelle Davis

“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Terri Guillemets

Sunrise over mountains with short morning quotes by Guillemets

“One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.” – Robert A. Heinlein

“If it’s not chocolate, it’s not breakfast.” – Laini Taylor

“After the age of 80, you seem to be having breakfast every five minutes.” ‒ Christopher Fry.

“There are times when breakfast seems the one thing worth getting up for.” – Peter De Vries

“I came down as soon as I thought there was a prospect of breakfast.” – Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

“There has never been a sadness that can’t be cured with breakfast foods” – Ron Swanson

Funny Breakfast Quotes for Instagram

“‘When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet at last, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?” “What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do you say, Piglet?” “I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing,” he said.” – A. A. Milne

“You don’t go walking into the proverbial lion’s den lightly. You start with a good breakfast.” – Jim Butcher

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and I definitely have a hearty breakfast before I do anything.” – Mayer Hawthorne

“Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.” ‒ Anita Bryant

Glass of orange juice with funny breakfast quotes for Instagram

“Sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.” – Lewis Carroll

“Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.” – Fran Lebowitz

“I have a huge breakfast every morning because I never know if I’ll have time for lunch… It keeps my mood positive all day.” ‒ Constance Jablonski

“Everyone runs around trying to find a place where they still serve breakfast because eating breakfast, even if it’s 5 o’clock in the afternoon, is a sign that the day has just begun and good things can still happen.” ‒ Jonathan Goldstein

“I like breakfast-time better than any other moment in the day. No dust has settled on one’s mind then, and it presents a clear mirror to the rays of things.”  – George Eliot

“Breakfast is everything. The beginning, the first thing. It is the mouthful that is the commitment to a new day, a continuing life.”  – A. A. Gill

“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite

Sunrise over ocean with cute funny quotes about morning by Smite

“Not eating breakfast is the worst thing you can do, that’s really the take-home message for teenage girls.” – Bruce Barton

“We as human beings have the amazing capacity to be reborn at breakfast every day and say, “This is a new day.”’- Jack Kornfield

“Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.” ‒ Josh Billings

“I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time” so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.” – Steven Wright

“What nicer thing can you do for somebody than make them breakfast?” ‒ Anthony Bourdain

“Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.” – Josh Billings

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Brunch Quotes, Lunch Quotes, Dinner Quotes, Funny Food Captions and Short Food Quotes.

Breakfast Sayings

Did someone say breakfast?

And they all had an egg-cellent time.

Donut worry, be happy.

I know family comes first, but doesn’t that mean after breakfast?

Breakfast means a moment of uninterrupted peace.

Breakfast can cure anything.

Waffles with breakfast captions

Be a Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios.

Say good morning to your body, eat breakfast.

You’re the butter to my toast! The milk to my coffee!

I love you to the fridge and back.

Sleep is a time machine for breakfast.

In the morning I’m a Cereal Killer.

Good food, good mood.

The brunch bunch.

People at brunch with short captions about brunch

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

My breakfast is like my body…I just have it without thinking.

Breakfast buddies.

BAE = Bacon and Eggs.

Breakfast: The three most important meals of the day.

Don’t go bacon my heart!

Livin’ La Vida Mocha.

Let’s get stacked.

Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.

If Shakespeare cooked breakfast, he’d make a Hamlet.

Breakfast without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.

I like hashtags because they look like waffles.

You must be yolking.

Eggs with breakfast captions for Instagram

Chasing that French toast high.

A balanced diet is coffee in each hand.

Life begins after breakfast.

Breakfast each day keeps the doctor away.

Don’t forget to eat breakfast today!

It’s not a dream. Breakfast is real!

Breakfast is my life.

Breakfast the pain away.

People who love to eat are always the best people.

Life’s short, drink lots of coffee.

Sunshine and breakfast.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

Count the memories, not the calories.

I’m having an eggsistential crisis.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

A toast to you!

Funny Sayings About Breakfast

Eat glitter for breakfast and shine all day.

We’re butter together!

“You can do it” – Coffee.

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at breakfast.

I’d be muffin without you.

To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.

If you want breakfast in bed, eat it in the kitchen!

Keep calm and eat breakfast.

Breakfast food with funny captions about breakfast

I love to sleep, because it’s like a time machine for breakfast.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

I eat my problems for breakfast.

Eat some breakfast then change the world.

Live, love, and eat breakfast.

You can never have too much breakfast.

Dad and mom both agree on bacon.

Donut worry. Be happy!

Breakfast soothes the nerves.

Eating breakfast is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.

The Breakfast Club.

Coffee keeps me grounded.

Cereal Killer Alert.

You’re bacon me crazy.

Eggsistential crisis.

I couldn’t if I fried.

Breakfast time.

Let there be breakfast.

Yogurt bowl with short captions on breakfast

Pancakes solve problems.

Coffee, then the world.

But first, breakfast.

Donut disturb.

This is my jam!

I loaf you.

Time to wake up.

Donut kill my vibe!

I love you a latte.

Off to brunch, be back never.

Move over, coffee. Today is a job for champagne.

Brunch is all about adult beverages.

Sometimes, I put orange juice in my champagne.

Mimosas with brunch captions

The bigger the omelet, the better the brunch.

Brunch: like breakfast, but better.

They invented brunch so we could have wine for breakfast.

Life is a combination of magic and brunch.

I can’t wait for breakfast! Right after I brush my teeth…with champagne!

Hangin’ with my brunch besties.

Just munchin’ and brunchin’

Brunch food with brunch captions for Instagram

You can’t brunch with us.

It’s brunch o’clock somewhere.

Keep calm and eat brunch.

This brunch with you as necessary to my survival right now

Good Morning Sayings for Breakfast

Good morning and goooooood breakfast!

There’s magic in the morning, pep in my step and joy within me all because of you…breakfast!

It’s a good morning to breakfast

Let’s make this morning count by having breakfast together.

Coffee in the morning, champagne at brunch!

Brunch is more eggs-otic than breakfast.

Breakfast food with brunch puns

I’m not always hungry in the morning, but when I am it’s for breakfast!

I love mornings where I don’t have to rush out of bed because breakfast is served all day long.

A little hello to start off your day.

The perfect morning includes brunch and mimosas!

Here’s to the nights that I turned into mornings.

Forever seeking the morning sun.

First of all, good morning!

Morning again! Welcome to chaos.

It’s looking a lot like a double shot of espresso with breakfast kind of morning.

Beach at sunrise with funny good morning captions for Instagram

Good morning, world!

At the very least, I woke up this morning. It’s a good day.

Damn, it’s morning already and I’m still up.

If only mornings didn’t come at such an inconvenient time of the day.

Kicking off the best day of the week with #breakfast

When did Sunday become my favorite day? It must be because of all the brunches I get to go to on Sundays.

If Sundays were made for anything, it’s to do breakfast with friends!

My Sundays are for mimosas & good company. What’s your Sunday routine?

The best cure for my Saturday night regrets? Bottomless mimosas and cheesy eggs!

This Sunday Funday just got even better because it’s at a restaurant called ‘Brunch’.

Saturdays are made for breakfast with friends.

The best way to start the weekend.

Brunch food with brunch weekend captions

I live for blueberry pancakes on a Saturday morning.

Saturday breakfast with friends are my favorite.

This is the only time getting up early on a Saturday makes sense.

Saturdays should be spent with champagne and eggs. Period.

After last night this Saturday needs all the breakfast food and drinks

I love the weekend because it means brunch.

This weekend, I’m all about breakfast and Netflix.

On Sunday we brunch.

Bagel with Sunday brunch captions

I’m not afraid of the weekend; Saturday and Sunday are my days.

It’s not a weekend without brunches and Netflix binges.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but brunch can be a fun way to start off your weekend!

But first, coffee.

I’m sorry for what I said before my morning coffee.

Breakfast is short – have another cup of coffee.

Does my morning coffee count towards my eight glasses of water a day?

With enough coffee, I could rule the world.

It’s a brew-tiful morning.

Behind every great breakfast is a cup of coffee.

Three lattes with coffee captions

Coffee is my love language.

When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.

The accessory that always matches my breakfast outfit: coffee.

I need a hug…..e cup of coffee.

Too much morning, not enough coffee.

Call me the queen of caffeine.

A coffee, black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.

Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.

Another morning, another cup of coffee.

Breakfast Puns

  • I’m just trying to bacon-structive.
  • A breakfast of champignons.
  • I was ham-bushed at breakfast.
  • You gotta be yolking!
  • Oh hey, hot-tea.
  • It’s all or muffin.
Muffin with breakfast puns
  • I pancake my eyes off of you.
  • Pancake my day.
  • Muffin compares to you.
  • My dream was so cereal.
  • It’s time to cash in your Chex.
  • You’re waffley cute.
  • Not all heroes wear crepes.
  • Meet my alter eggo.
  • You milk me happy.
  • I’ve got muffin to lose.
  • I love you a latte.
  • I’m having an eggsistential crisis.
  • Omelette that slide for now.
  • Help me cure my bacon addiction.

So that is our list of quotes and sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go enjoy your breakfast!

Woman holding up a clear chunk of ice on the beach

About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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