145 Short Brunch Quotes, Sayings and Puns for that Fun with Friends Aesthetic

Brunch is the best part of the weekend. A time to have a leisurely meal with friends or loved ones and an excuse to indulge in champagne at the same time. And, of course, the perfect brunch photos need the perfect short brunch quotes for Instagram. We have gathered all the best brunch sayings so you don’t need to think too hard about what to say. So sit back, relax, have another mimosa and find the perfect caption here.

Our Favorite Short Brunch Quotes for Instagram

“I love brunch because it’s breakfast and lunch. Why not.” – Lorena Garcia

“Brunch should feel like a treat, never an effort of rigid commitment.” – Lonely Planet Food

“Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne, a dress code and a hundred of our closest friends… and enemies.” – Gossip Girl

“At a brunch potluck, I realize that I do, in fact, hate everybody.” – Lena Dunham

“You’ll like brunch better. She was right. Brunch had mimosas.” ― Jen DeLuca

“Brunch is boring, but that’s part of the charm of it.” – Nicolas Berggruen

“Brunch is an opportunity to be a little naughty – or a lot extravagant – at the table.” – Kit Wohl

“Brunch is not a meal. Brunch is a competition. And I’m winning.” – Matt Bellasai

“I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.” – Homer

“Tuition at the College-on-the-Hill is fourteen thousand dollars, Sunday brunch included.” – Don DeLillo

“Brunch lends itself to feeling casual and laid-back, though it can still definitely be a celebration.” – Gale Gand

“Brunch, singing siren songs of bacon, alcohol, and attractive-yet-aloof waitstaff.” – Rico Gagliano

“A special meal, often leisurely, occasionally decadent. A meal that’s even celebrated by its own cocktails, such as the Bloody Mary or the Mimosa.” – Kit Wohl

“For what Mama would serve were she hosting a brunch: sausage, egg, and cheese casserole, coffeecake swirled with cinnamon, pecans, and brown sugar, grits baked with garlic and cheese.” ― Susan Rebecca White

“Cooking breakfast and brunch professionally really kind of ruined breakfast service for me for a long time.” – Anthony Bourdain

“For me, brunch is such a versatile meal since you can play on both the sweet and savory in your dishes.” – Marcus Samuelsson

“Bloodies are the centerpiece of the Sunday Brunch–they are also, perhaps, the #1 prep mixed drink…..” ― Lisa Birnbach

“I want to do Sunday brunch. I want to make love when it’s raining. I want to kiss when I wake up. I want to hold hands and never, ever, ever, let go. I want to do all of these. I want to do all of these with you.” ― Sanny Oropel

“Everyone loves brunch. OBVIOUSLY, but you super-love brunch. You are so big into brunch that your middle name should be “Brunch”…” ― Ryan North

“Brunch!’ scream chalkboards propped up outside every restaurant and cafe, in every city in the Western world, every weekend morning.” – Rico Gagliano

“If eating and hosting brunch are about having a good time, making brunch should be a lot of fun, too.” – Gale Gand

“Bunch was always a rescue of sorts…whether from the confusion and regret of a hangover, the intolerable presence of a roommate, or just the general despair of Saturdays.”

― James Gregor

“I love brunch because it’s breakfast and lunch. Why not.” – Lorena Garcia

“Brunch is such an odd thing. It was created by fat, lazy people who were too lazy to wake up at a reasonable hour and too fat to wait until the next proper time for dining.” – Brian South

“There is no other meal but brunch that can be stretched from 9 am until 5 pm, depending on who you are, your stage in life, and what your mood dictates.” – Lonely Planet Food

“Putting aside your blatant patriarchal biases in assuming the necessary presence of a male familial figurehead, yes, I had a nice brunch, thanks.” – Julie James, ‘Practice Makes Perfect’

“One of the main reasons I love breakfast and brunch so much is that it’s the one meal where you can eat dessert as your whole meal.” – Waylynn Lucas

“More than any other time of the day, we look to breakfast and brunch to revive and refresh ourselves.” – Irma S. Rombauer

“So, what’s the deal with brunch? I mean that if it’s a combination of breakfast and lunch, how comes there’s no lopper, or no liner?” – Jane âne Garofalo

“brunch, such as it was, consisted of about five tables of Sunday tourists who’d wandered into the empty dining room by mistake while window shopping and been too embarrassed to leave after realizing their mistake.” ― Anthony Bourdain

“Sunday brunch is an easy, pleasant way to entertain a largish group, especially in the country. Americans who overslept invented the word brunch, but the ingredients and the casual atmosphere bear a strong resemblance to breakfast in an English country house or to a French midnight supper.” ― Joan Crawford

“But these people are always gonna tell themselves that a little fascism is OK as long as they can still get unlimited drinks with brunch!” ― N.K. Jemisin

Brunch Sayings

Off to brunch, be back never.

Move over, coffee. Today is a job for champagne.

Brunch is all about adult beverages.

The bigger the omelet, the better the brunch.

Sometimes, I put orange juice in my champagne.

Brunch: like breakfast, but better.

They invented brunch so we could have wine for breakfast.

Life is a combination of magic and brunch.

I can’t wait for breakfast! Right after I brush my teeth…with champagne!

Hangin’ with my brunch besties.

You can’t brunch with us.

It’s brunch o’clock somewhere.

Keep calm and eat brunch.

This brunch with you as necessary to my survival right now

Brunch is breakfast without an alarm clock.

I’d rather be brunching.

I’m not here to brunch, I’m here for the drinks.

Brunch so hard mimosas wanna find me.

A bad day with brunch is better than a good day without it.

Just munchin’ and brunchin’.

When you’ve slept through breakfast but can’t wait for lunch.

I’m not hungry; I just want to drink.

On Sundays, we brunch.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of brunch.

What happens at brunch stays at brunch.

Weekend brunch cures the workweek blues.

Keeping up my brunches without mimosas is just not sustainable!

Brunch with my girls is always a good idea, but I need some more coffee in me before we go out.

Saturdays are made for brunches and mimosas.

The best weekends begin with brunch.

Brunch is just “breakfast” for adults.

Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.

Buy me brunch and I’ll move mountains for you.

I call it “day drinking.” Others call it brunch.

The best brunches are a bit eggy.

The only thing better than brunch is brunch with friends.

Save water, drink mimosas.

Brunch is the only thing that’s mandatory on Sundays.

Hakuna mimosa: It means it’s brunch time.

Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

Brunch: one meal to rule them all.

You know you’re an adult when you brunch harder than you party.

Sundays are for mimosas.

Brunch is just an excuse to day drink.

There is always time for brunch.

Lunch is a meal, but brunch is a culture.

A brunch a day keeps the worries away.

Mimosas and brunch = heaven.

There’s no problem so big that brunch can’t solve it.

I’m having an eggsistential crisis.

Brunch without mimosas is like a day without sunshine.

On the seventh day, we brunch.

What would Sundays be without champagne?

The only thing I’m thankful for today is this amazing brunch.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Breakfast Quotes, Lunch Quotes, Dinner Quotes, Funny Food Captions and Short Food Quotes.

Bottomless Brunch Sayings

Everyday is a good day when you have bottomless mimosas!

The best cure for my Saturday night regrets? Bottomless mimosas and cheesy eggs!

Bottomless brunches are only worth the pain.

There’s no better feeling than bottomless mimosas on a Sunday morning!

Heaven is brunch with bottomless mimosas.

Bottomless brunch is like a half-day happy hour.

Today, I’m celebrating my love for bottomless mimosas and brunch food.

I don’t remember how or when the day started but all that matters now are these bottomless drinks!

Happiness comes in three parts: friends, family, & bottomless drinks.

Sometimes I wonder if life is worth it… but then I remember bottomless mimosas exist!

I can’t even begin to explain how good this bottomless mimosa is right now…

If you love me, let me sleep. If you hate me, invite me out for drinks and make sure they’re bottomless!

I think I’ll just stay in bed with my bottomless mimosas and pretend that this hangover doesn’t exist.

When life gives you lemons, make bottomless mimosas.

There is no point in life if there isn’t a bottomless drink emoji next to it.

Waking up on Sunday morning and having some bottomless mimosas will never not be amazing.

I’m just here to drink my Sunday away… #BottomlessMimosaLife

The best day of the week is this one right now! It’s called “bottomless brunch.”

Weekend Brunch Captions

Kicking off the best day of the week with #brunch

Don’t let Sundays go to waste: start them right with a Sunday brunch.

Sundays are for brunches and mimosas!

Start the week right with a Sunday Brunch

If Sundays were made for anything, it’s to do brunch with friends!

When Sunday calls for #brunch with friends

On Sunday we brunch.

Being hungover on a Sunday is the worst, but at least I get to brunch.

I’m just here to brunch, drink mimosas and take selfies with my friends in church clothes.

When did Sunday become my favorite day? It must be because of all the brunches I get to go to on Sundays.

I’m hungover, exhausted and craving brunch. And I wouldn’t have it any other way!

My Sundays are for mimosas & good company. What’s your Sunday routine?

Sundays call for champagne brunches to celebrate the end of the weekend!

Blessed to have a Sunday off but even more blessed that it’s for this perfect brunches situation!

Sundays are for brunch, mimosas and selfies.

This Sunday Funday just got even better because it’s at a restaurant called ‘Brunch’.

Saturday was rough but who needs sleep when there are mimosas to be drank? Let’s brunch.

I think it’s time for some mimosas… are you ready to brunch?

The best cure for my Saturday night regrets? Bottomless mimosas and cheesy eggs!

I’m so tired… all this recovery deserves some champagne though. Cheers everyone!

I don’t need to go to church today, I’ve found my place of worship… This brunch spot!

Saturdays call for brunch, and brunches call for mimosas!

Saturdays are made for brunches with friends.

Saturday Brunches with friends are my favorite.

Saturdays aren’t complete without brunch.

Saturdays don’t count unless they involve mimosas, champagne and brunch.

Brunch is the best way to start Saturday off right – am I right?

I live for blueberry pancakes on a Saturday morning.

This is the only time getting up early on a Saturday makes sense.

What happens on Saturdays, stays on Instagram… sometimes.

After last night this Saturday needs all the breakfast food and drinks

Saturdays should be spent with champagne and eggs. Period.

Seize the weekend, seize brunch.

I love the weekend because it means brunch.

The weekend is perfect for brunches with friends!

I’m not afraid of the weekend; Saturday and Sunday are my days.

This weekend, I’m all about brunch and Netflix.

The best way to start the weekend!

There’s no better way to start a weekend than with good food and even better company!

There is no such thing as time off over the weekend because weekends mean brunch dates.

Weekends mean champagne and mimosas, so cheers to that!

It’s not a weekend without brunches and Netflix binges.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but brunch can be a fun way to start off your weekend!

The best weekend plans? Brunch with friends.

Let’s raise our glasses to all weekends – here’s to more good times ahead!

The weekend is the best time to brunch with friends!

Birthday Brunch Captions

• Happy birthday to me… now let’s eat cake before dinner!
• I’m just here for the free birthday champagne.
• The only thing better than celebrating my birthday is celebrating at a bottomless mimosa brunch!
• I’m not old, I just like brunch more than people my age.
• Birthdays and brunch go hand in hand.

• It’s my birthday… I’ll eat cake for breakfast if I want to!
• Happy birthday, time to brunch!
• Birthdays are better with champagne. Brunch is even better with champagne… and mimosas!
• A good friend knows what you need before you do. For me that’s bottomless brunch treats on my birthday!
• Nothing feels as right as a top tier mimosa brunch birthday party.
• Birthdays are better with champagne… and mimosas!
• Champagne, cake, bottomless brunches – I’m ready to celebrate my best friend’s birthday.
• The only thing that could make this birthday even more special is celebrating it at a wonderful brunch place.
• Let’s celebrate my birthday with brunch and mimosas!
• Champagne, cake, and friends… It doesn’t get any better than celebrating your birthday with this amazing group of people.
• My friend knows me so well that she planned an amazing birthday brunch and it’s bottomless… so I’m going to need a lot of champagne.
• It doesn’t feel like your real birthday without mimosas and free refills on the top shelf.
• It’s my birthday brunch, and I’ll eat whatever I want.
• Another year older, but brunching better than ever.
• Eating birthday cake before dinner is totally acceptable when it’s your special day!
• Good morning and goooooood brunch!
• Let’s make this morning count by having brunch together.
• It’s a good morning to brunch
• There’s magic in the morning, pep in my step and joy within me all because of you…brunch!
• Coffee in the morning, champagne at brunch!
• I love mornings where I don’t have to rush out of bed because breakfast is served all day long.
• I’m not always hungry in the morning, but when I am it’s for brunch!
• The perfect morning includes brunch and mimosas!
• It’s looking a lot like a double shot of espresso kind of morning.

• A little hello to start off your day.
• Forever seeking the morning sun.
• Here’s to the nights that I turned into mornings.
• Morning again! Welcome to chaos.
• First of all, good morning!
• Good morning, world!
• Damn, it’s morning already and I’m still up.
• At the very least, I woke up this morning. It’s a good day.
• If only mornings didn’t come at such an inconvenient time of the day.

Funny Brunch Sayings

“Who needs Saturday night when you have bottomless mimosas?”

“Every day is a good day when you can brunch!”

“Does this shirt make me look brunchy?”

“The best part about waking up in Vegas isn’t always what you think it’s going to be”

“Brunch is always better when you’re wearing sunglasses”

“I’m not even really hungry. I just want to keep drinking mimosas.”

“What time is it? It’s mimosa time!”

“Caffeine, brunch & mimosas: a perfect Saturday morning”

“Brunch is not just a meal. It’s an experience” – me after the third time I went to brunch that week.

“I don’t always drink champagne… but when I do it’s at brunch.”

“I’m not even really hungry. I just want to keep drinking mimosas.”

“Who said anything about Sunday? I’m here for the unlimited mimosas.”

Let them eat crepes” – Marie Antoinette. The original foodie queen.

“I love my friends, but I’ll be honest… I’m just here for the food.”

“Brunch is my favorite time of day.”

“Who said anything about Sunday? I’m here for the unlimited mimosas.”

“If at first, you don’t brunch, try and cry and then brunch.”

“Don’t let anyone tell you that brunch isn’t important!”

“Life’s too short for bad champagne”.

“I’m brunching so hard!”

“It wasn’t a mistake…it was just meant to be.”

“Life is better with mimosas.”

“I don’t always drink champagne… but when I do it’s at brunch.”

“I love brunches of any kind!”

“Every day is a good day when you can brunch!”

“The best part about waking up in Vegas isn’t always what you think it’s going to be”

“Caffeine, brunch & mimosas: a perfect Saturday morning”

Short Captions About Brunch

• Hugs and quiches.
• Besties who brunch.
• Week. Brunch. Repeat.
• Don’t go bacon my heart!
• Life happens. Brunch helps.
• The brunch bunch.

• Brunch is always a good idea.
• Sunday brunch day.
• Time for some bubbly.
• You had me at brunch.
• Brunch vibes.
• Never brunch alone
• Will wake for brunch.
• Brunch babe.
• I believe in brunch.
• Brunch now, nap later.
• Time to brunch!
• Let’s brunch about it!

Brunch Puns

Here are some great brunch puns.

Love you a brunch.

Lunch ain’t got muffin on brunch.

The best brunches are a bit eggy.

Brunch puts the butter in my batter.

Brunch is more eggs-otic than breakfast.

There’s no eggs-cuse to miss brunch.

Go ahead, mimosa my day.

This brunch is off to a fry-ing start.

Gettin’ some eggs-ercise in at brunch.

Let’s get fizzical.

Brunch is om-lit.

Orange you grateful for bottomless brunch?

I’m a brunch-aholic.

Resting brunch face.

So that is our list of quotes, sayings and puns. We hope you found the best one for you.

Now get out there and enjoy that brunch!