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115 Short Lunch Quotes for Instagram


We have gathered all the best short lunch quotes for Instagram captions for your perfect lunch photo. Whether you are having lunch by yourself or having lunch with friends, we have the perfect lunch sayings for you.

Scroll on through to find the best quote, saying or pun.

Short Lunch Quotes for Instagram

“I wish the meeting had been as good as the lunch.” – Warren Christopher

“You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it, too.” — Kurt Vonnegut

“A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.” – Francis Bacon

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” – Douglas Adams

Plate of food with lunch time quotes for Instagram by Adams

“If you’re given champagne at lunch, there’s a catch somewhere.” – Richard Lyons

“Mmmm! Lunch and no cleanup! Can life get better? I submit that it can not!” – Brian Regan

“We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“There’s no such thing as a free lunch.” – Milton Friedman

“Sunday lunch is always pretty social.” – Tim Henman

“Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed… I think food is, actually, very beautiful in itself.” – Delia Smith

“People who love to eat are always the best people.” – Julia Child

“Laughter is brightest in the place where food is.” – Irish Proverb

“Tell me what to eat, and I will tell you what you are.” – Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

“I have long maintained that each of us has three chances a day to be happy: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.” – Elin Hilderbrand

“If soup isn’t hot enough to make a grown man wince, it’s undrinkable.” – Terri Guillemets

“There’s not a better feeling in the world than a warm pizza on your lap.” – Kevin James

“I think ‘lunch’ is one of the funniest words in the world.” – Stephen Sondheim

“I’d rather have lunch with my friends than go to a gym.” – Adele

“It’s nice to just be a kid and hang out with your friends at lunch.” – Karlie Kloss

Funny Lunch Instagram Quotes

“There will always be ladies who have lunch. Always. And apparently, they live a long time.” – Elaine Stritch

“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.” – John Walters

“A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch and an optimistic believer in the will’s freedom after it.” – Aldous Huxley

“Why does anybody want to be famous? You know what’s important to me? Having lunch! Pasta! Seeing my friends! Is that so crazy?” – Sherry Stringfield

“We all eat, and it would be a sad waste of opportunity to eat badly.” – Anna Thomas

“Sometimes me think, ‘What is Friend?’ and then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’” – Cookie Monster

“Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don’t forget food. You can go a week without laughing. – Joss Whedon

“I’m just very friendly by nature. And even when I’m having lunch with a friend, it’s misconstrued as a romantic liaison.” – Dino Morea

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words, but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’” — A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

“Destiny may ride with us today, but there is no reason for it to interfere with lunch.” – Peter the Great

Soup with funny lunch quotes for Instagram

“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” – Orson Welles

“Food is not just eating energy. It’s an experience.” – Guy Fieri

“I live by this rule – breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a pauper.” – Suniel Shetty

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

– J.R.R. Tolkien

“One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.” – Luciano Pavarotti

“Old habits eat good intentions for lunch. Change your habits so you can change your outcomes.” – Darren Hardy

“People who say they’re too busy to have lunch have a false impression of their own importance.” – John Howard

“Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul.” – Dorothy Day

“If you can’t be happy at the prospect of lunch, you are unlikely to be happy about anything” – Robert Johnson

“A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.” – Mark Twain

“Lunch kills half of Paris, supper the other half.” – Montesquieu

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.” – W. C. Fields

“When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. That’s why I celebrate my birthday on 8 September.” – Jon Scieszka

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Breakfast Quotes, Brunch Quotes, Dinner Quotes, Funny Food Captions and Short Food Quotes.

Lunch Sayings

Just munchin’ and lunchin’.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.

A life without food is like a library without books.

When you’re a downie, eat a brownie.

You can’t lunch with us.

Count the memories, not the calories.

Eating just in case I get hungry later!

I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge.

Of course size matters, no one wants a small plate of lunch.

Buy me lunch and I’ll move mountains for you.

Lunch hour is the best hour of the day.

Key to my heart: make me lunch.

Sandwich with lunch captions

I believe in stopping work and eating lunch.

Love is in the air. It smells like lunch.

I make lunch disappear. What’s your superpower?

You can’t just eat good food. You’ve got to talk about it, too.

Happiness sounds like “lunch” to me.

I’m into fitness. Fitten this whole lunch into my mouth.

Lunchtime is coworker bonding time!

Burrito with funny food captions

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

The best weekends begin with lunch.

Enjoy the little things, like lunch dates and free bread.

I knew it was gonna be a good day when you said, ‘Let’s do lunch.’

If I share my lunch with you, it’s a big deal.

Have no fear, the lunch lady is here.

Did someone say lunch?

A good lunch can cure anything.

Livin’ La Vida Mocha.

Stole a pizza my heart.

Don’t forget to eat lunch today!

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

Count the memories, not the calories.

I’m not like other girls. I know what I want for dinner. I’ve been thinking about it since lunch.

Sorry, couldn’t hear you, thinking about lunch.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

It’s lunch o’ clock somewhere.

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what’s for lunch.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

If my plate is full, I’m happy.

Plate of food with lunch captions for Instagram

Nothing changes my mood like a lunch break.

If someone else is paying for it, lunch tastes a lot better.

Food is for eating, and good food is to be enjoyed…

When I’m eating lunch, I’m deaf and stupid.

Ways to my heart: 1) Buy me lunch 2) Make me lunch 3) Be lunch.

A well balanced meal is a full plate in both hands.

The ultimate comfort food.

I left my heart in this restaurant.

When your tummy chooses lunchtime.

A balanced diet is coffee in each hand.

Sorry, I’m in a relationship. With food.

I wanna make you part of my meal plan.

Life begins after lunch.

Lunch each day keeps the doctor away.

I love you from my head to-ma-toes.

Funny Sayings About Lunch

There is always time for lunch.

I followed my heart and it led me to lunch.

Weekend lunch cures the workweek blues.

Putting on my stretchy pants for lunch.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Nothing brings people together like good food.

I just don’t want to look back and think, ‘I could’ve eaten that.’

Lunchtime, my favorite time of the day.

Food with funny captions about lunch

A lunch a day keeps the worries away.

Sunshine and lunch.

Good food, good mood.

Lunch buddies.

My lunch is like my body…I just have it without thinking.

Off to lunch, be back never.

Keep calm and take lunch breaks!

The only thing better than lunch is lunch with friends.

I just want someone to look at me the way I look at lunch.

To live a full life, you have to fill your stomach first.

I eat my problems for lunch.

Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner as well.

Keep calm and eat lunch.

Lunch soothes the nerves.

Eating lunch is a nice way of saying thank you to your body.

The Lunch Club.

Coffee keeps me grounded.

Lunch time.

Let there be lunch.

Coffee, then the world.

But first, lunch.

Lunch more, worry less.

Pasta with short lunch time captions

Donut disturb.

Donut kill my vibe!

Time for second lunch.

I love you a latte

Good food. Good mood.

Lunch now, nap later.

Life happens. Lunch helps.

Ask me on a lunch date.

Lunch bunch.

Just lunchin.

Let’s do lunch.

I’d rather be lunching.

I believe in lunch.

You had me at lunch.

The only thing better than lunch is lunch with friends.

Besties who lunch.

Two people eating with lunch with friends quotes

If Sundays were made for anything, it’s to have lunch with friends!

Lunch is better eaten with friends.

Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.

When Sunday calls for #lunch with friends

With kindred spirits, the bond of a lifetime can happen at lunchtime.

Saturday lunches with friends are my favorite.

First, we eat lunch. Then, we change the world.

The weekend is perfect for lunches with friends!

I love my friends, but I’ll be honest… I’m just here for the food.

Donut worry, be happy.

Lunch means a moment of uninterrupted peace.

I love you to the fridge and back.

It’s not a dream. Lunch is real!

Lunch is my life.

Lunch the pain away.

Eat some lunch then change the world.

Live, love, and eat lunch.

Food with clever captions for lunch

Today is a good day to have a great lunch!

All you need is love, but sometimes a lunch break works wonders.

Why don’t you make your lunchtime me time?

Lunch is my therapy.

Lunch… Are you my soulmate?!

You can never have too much lunch.

Out of office.

Donut worry. Be happy!

People who love to eat are always the best people.

Life’s short, drink lots of coffee.

Lunch: The three most important meals of the day.

My thoughts are consumed with important things, like lunch.

Lunch Puns

  • Let’s taco ’bout it over lunch.
  • Slice, slice baby!
  • Pickle for your thoughts.
  • A salt with a deadly weapon.
  • Lunch dates are kind of a big dill for me.
  • It’s nacho your problem.
  • I’m a weirddough.
  • Let’s cut to the cheese.
  • Chill today, hot tamale.
  • Always great to ketchup with this one.
  • Making ends meat.
  • Salami-get this straight.
  • Do you want a pizza me?
Pizza with lunch puns
  • Get out there and cheese the day.
  • Here today, gone tomato.
  • Carbe diem.
  • In pizza we crust.
  • Friends with burger-fits.
  • My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch – lunch.
  • You’re a real pizzawork.
  • Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
  • I donut understand food puns.
  • I don’t believe you. You’re an impasta!
  • I only have fries for you.
  • I value our friend-chip.
  • I have so mushroom in my heart.
  • You’re the burger to my fries.

So that is our list of quotes and sayings! We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now enjoy your lunch!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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