Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes and Sayings for a Hilarious Spooky Season

The wildest holiday of the year is coming soon and you are probably looking for some funny messages to share. Luckily, we have put together a list of all the best funny Halloween le tter board quotes for you to use. And if you’re looking for short funny Halloween letter board sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Funny Halloween Letter Board Sayings

Have a humerus Halloween

No matter what costumes they wear, when the Halloween candy comes out, everyone is a goblin!

I’m already ten steps ahead of the carve this year.

Cutest pumpkin in the patch

Creepin’ it real

You’re the best of the bunch—truly the pick of the patch.

Keep calm and buy pumpkins

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Wicked awesome.

I hope you find this humerus

Be witched!

Bad and boo-jee

Pumpkin season has begun

Sweet like candy

I’m a witch every day. Not just for Halloween.

Let’s get spooky

So many of my smiles begin with autumn

Gourd out of my mind

Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes

No playing it small. Go big or gourd home.

Who wants to join my fang club?

Tea and fuzzy socks season

Lookin’ gourd-geous!

I’ve got tricks and treats up my sleeve.

Looking brew-tiful tonight!

You say witch like it’s a bad thing

Call it what it is: pure squash ambition.

More boos, please

Slipped on a pumpkin and totally lost my gourd.

Waaay ahead of the carve!

Oh my gourd, Halloween is finally here.

Keep calm and cartilage on

Did you say treat?

Too cute to spook

Looking pawsitively bootiful

You’re going to Snicker after hearing all of my Halloween puns.

Don’t forget your spoo-key—this house doesn’t unlock itself.

Happy fall, y’all!

Living in golden hour when it’s fall

Keep calm and carry a wand

We’re having a howling good time!

Eat, drink & be scary

This is the one time a year I could truly be myself

Beware of Resting Witch Face.

The pumpkin to my spice

Trick or treat, motherpupper

These colors are unbe-leaf-able!

I put a spell on you

This party? Totally a gourd time.

Double, double toil and trouble!

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless

My costume is absolutely eerie-sistible.

I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!

Twix or treat!

I’m a haunt mess

Ready to pumpkin spice up the night.

What’s up, my witches?

You better work, witch

Frankenstein skips the dance floor with his two left feet.

Living that sweet, seasonal gourd life.

Fangs for the memories

Happy Halloween to my Hallow-queen.

Angel by day. Devil by night

Getting kissed by a vampire is a pain in the neck.

This is my magic happy potion

I love fall beyond a seasonable doubt

Tell everybunny it’s time for a Hoppy Halloween.

99 problems but a witch ain’t one

The ghosts really brought the boo-ty this year.

You really don’t know jack-o’-lantern, do you?

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

Carving out quality time for spooky season.

Just out here creepin’ it real, as usual.

Fangs for the memories.

Witch, please

There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk

I’m not playing Twix when I say I love this holiday.

Happy Hallo-weenie!

Pumped for pumpkins!

Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus

Got a bone to pick with every skeleton at this party.

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

This witch likes wine

This Halloween is going to be absolutely fang-tastic!

It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus

I can’t Reese-ist a good Halloween pun

You’re my fiend for life.

Fall is just a part of leaf

Out here feeling gourd and festive.

Killin’ it

Keep calm and enjoy fall

Not every witch lives in Salem

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything

Channeling all the flannel

Let’s carve out some fun

You’re the treat to my trick

Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October days.

Keep calm and stay cozy

Witch upon a star.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate

Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!

It’s all treats or all pumpkin. No in-between.

If you’ve got it, haunt it

You can always count on a vampire to go for the blood orange.

These costumes are scary good.

Let’s give ’em pumpkin worth talking about.

Hocus pocus and chill?

You know what they say: If the broom fits!

You don’t know jack-o’-lantern.

If you didn’t get tricked, was it even Halloween?

Don’t forget to do your hair with scare spray on Halloween.

Something wicked this way comes

If the broom fits, fly it

I’ve been there, done bat.

Grab your broomstick so we can make a clean getaway.

Witch parking. All others will be toad.

Shake your BOOty

Mischief managed

Let’s carve out some fun this October!

Orange you glad you dressed up for Halloween?

Fall foliage is my favorite color

Pretty sure Gourd of the Rings deserves an Oscar.

bowl of candy corn

Witch and famous.

I haven’t tripped, but here I am in the fall

It’s witchful thinking.

Time to get this party startled!

Skeletons don’t have the guts to dress up for Halloween.

It’s the most frightful time of the fear.

Hope your Halloween is hex-tra special this year.

I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

#SquadGhouls

Just checked my horror-scope—looks like a killer night ahead.

Let’s give em pumpkin to talk about

Got my pumpkin pies set on you.

Halloween’s the one day you’re supposed to come as you aren’t.

Not going to eat candy? That’s witchful thinking.

Where my ghouls at?

Straight outta coffin

Witch better have my candy.

Witcha up to?

Don’t make me drop a house on you

My costume really hit the gourd spot.

Can’t always get what you wand.

The only thing getting lit this weekend is my pumpkin spice candle

It’s going tibia okay!

This will definitely come in candy.

Everything I brew, I brew for you.

Feeling batty!

You’re in ghoul company

Hope your Halloween is full of Snickers and (Almond) Joy!

No bones about it!

Still searching for a boo who’s my blood type.

Have yourself the happiest of Hollow-weens!

Here I am, warts and all.

Halloween makes me so (candy) corny

Creepin’ it real!

You had me at pumpkin patch

I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween

A cat’s favorite candy is a Kit Kat.

Have a fang-tastic night!

Having a howling good time!

Happy Hollow-ween!

Cracked jack-o’-lantern? No problem, there’s always a pumpkin patch.

A cutie that’s a little spooky.

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty

Hot ghoul Halloween

Wrapped up and ready—you’re clearly the mummy of the year.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… and spiders.

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

The dead rise again, bats fly, terror strikes and screams echo, for tonight it’s Halloween.

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

Fright Night

If the broom fits, fly it

Bugs and hisses, witches!

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Don’t stop be-leafing

child holding a halloween pumpkin over their face

Starbursting to eat all this candy

Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed

Eat, drink, and be scary

The most colorful season of all is here

By this time my blood type is pumpkin spice

Halloween’s not the same if I can’t be witch you.

You’re the pumpkin I’ve been waiting for.

Halloween night Pop Rocks my world

Psst…This isn’t a costume

BYOBoos

It’s a brew-tiful day for eating tons of candy.

I did some exorcise to prepare for all this candy

The Halloween candy is spook-tacular.

New face, who ‘dis?

I will gourd this candy with my life!

Feeling witchy.

You make me batty

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

I’m ahead of the carve

Only bad witches can drive stick

I’m bat to the bone.

Catch me on the dark side

Don’t go goblin up all my candy

Bite me

Forever your Zom-bae

Hallow Howl-o-ween!

Ahead of the carve

Happy Hallo-weenie!

A nightmare before coffee

Basic witch

Don’t make me get the flying monkeys

Lookin’ absolutely gourd-geous tonight.

Oh my gourd I love fall

Howl you doin’?

When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.

I will protect this candy with all my gourd.

World’s okayest pumpkin carver

Can’t hide it, I love pumpkin spice a whole latte.

I can’t help it… it’s in my blood.

I’ll be-witcha in a second!

Looking fur-ocious

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

Bat to the bone

Your costume? Couldn’t scare less.

Wishing you a fang-tastic Howl-oween!

This is where the magic happens

Catch me carving out a little fall fun

A wee bit wicked

Just a broom and a little perfume

Witching you a Happy Halloween.

Straight Outta Salem

Can I witch a ride? My broomstick broke.

Come Halloween, it’s Crunch time.

Crowning myself the official pun-kin king.

They say it was love at first bite—fangs and all.

Just a little pumpkin spice to sweeten the season.

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me

Had a spooktacular night!

Carving out fun

Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed

100 percent that witch

#HotGhoulFall

I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers

It’s time to have some skele-fun

Trick or tequila

Every angel has a devilish side

With the boo crew

Go big or gourd home

My costume is eerie-sistible

I’m here for the boos

I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!

Welcome to the pun-kin patch, where the jokes never rot.

Hey, boo-tiful

Fangs for the memories

You know what I like to say: bugs and hisses.

I’m just dying to have some fun!

Can you tell me witch way to the pumpkin patch?

Wishing you a spook-tacular night full of chills and thrills.

Keep calm and carry a wand.

Keeping it cool and pumpkin-flavored.

So pumped for Halloween I could burst like an overripe gourd.

Your costume is so realistic that it’s un-candy!

Howl’s it hanging this Halloween?

It’s time to get this party startled!

Let’s bone

I’m all tricks, no treats.

I know how to drive a stick.

Favorite math joke? Easy: pumpkin pi.

Witch better have my candy

You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!

girl dressed as witch, holding pumpkin and broom, portrait

During the day, I don’t believe in ghosts. At night, I’m a little more open-minded.

This is my resting witch face

Pure pumpkin goodness

With the boo crew

It’s fall coming back to me now

You’ve got me under your spell.

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Drop dead gorgeous

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Halloween Greetings, Funny Halloween Captions, Ghost Letter Board Quotes, Funny Pumpkin Captions and Funny Short October Letter Board Quotes.

Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes

“Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” – Bill Waterson

“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus.” – Max, Hocus Pocus

“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.”- Jay Hawkins

“Be afraid, be very afraid.” – Ronnie, The Fly

“It reeks of children!” – Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“I’m friends with the monster that’s under my bed.” – Rihanna

“I’m a mouse, duh.” – Mean Girls

“On Halloween you get to become anything that you want to be.” – Ava Dellaria

“Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see.” – Edgar Allan Poe

“I see dead people.” – The Sixth Sense

“Werewolves howl. Phantoms prowl. Halloween’s upon us now.” – Richelle E. Goodrich

“There is nothing that gives more assurance than a mask.” – Collette

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” – Mason Cooley

“I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.” – Gomez, The Addams Family

“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

“We have had our summer evenings, now for October eves!” – Humbert Wolfe

“Listen to them—the children of the night. What music they make!” – Bram Stoker

“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“I’m wicked through and through.” – Elphaba, Wicked

“It’s alive!” – Frankenstein

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” – L.M. Montgomery

“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” – Brackett, Halloween

“Every day is Hal”There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” – The Nightmare Before Christmas

“Never trust the living.” – Beetlejuice

“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.” – Steve Almond

“Where my ghouls at?” – Monster Highloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” – Tim Burton

“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” – Linus, It’s the Great Pumpkin

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

“A mask tells us more than a face.” – Oscar Wilde, Irish Poet

“Well, fancy! We desire children.” – Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

“Sticky fingers, tired feet; one last house, trick or treat!” – Rusty Fischer

“I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everyone else.” – Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family

“They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious, and spooky.” – Andrew Gold

“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s why all the weirdos are out.” – Dani, Hocus Pocus

“That’s the problem. He was dead to begin with.” – Ichabod Crane, Sleepy Hollow

So that is it for our list of Funny Halloween letter board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!