You know that fall has arrived when the pumpkins are waiting in the fields, so we have put together a list of all the best funny pumpkin captions for your next post. And if you’re looking for short funny pumpkin quotes to use for Instagram captions, we also have you covered.
Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.
Funny Pumpkin Captions
Where do pumpkins live? In the seedy part of town.
You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
Text reads: Gourd vibes only. Surrounded by orange autumn leaves on a beige background.
Oh my gourd! I love fall.
Time flies when you’re having pum-pkin
Text on a pumpkin-patterned background reads: What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? ‘Pulp fiction.’
You had me at pumpkin spice
How do you calculate the circumference of a pumpkin? With pi.
Pumpkin patches turn me into a kid in a candy store
Carving out some fun with bae
Let’s carve out some fun
I love my pumpkin spice a latte
Welcome to our patch
What did the pumpkin say at the bar? Let’s get smashed.
Pure pumpkin goodness
Pumpkin season has begun
Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
Another gourd-geous day at the farm
Where do pumpkins hold meetings? In the gourdroom.
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Go big or gourd home
Carve out some fun this fall.
You’ll always be my boo
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out.
Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
Pumpkin season has begun
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
Why does the farmer keep gazing at his pumpkin patch? Because it’s so gourd-geous.
But first, pumpkin spice
If you were the pumpkin king, I’d be your pumpkin queen
Pumpkin patch princess
Advice from a pumpkin: be well-rounded, get plenty of sunshine, give thanks for life’s bounty, have thick skin, keep growing, be outstanding in your field, think big
Fall is my excuse for pumpkin everything
Fall so hard mother pumpkins wanna spice us
What do you call a fat jack-o-lantern? A plump-kin.
Slipped on a pumpkin today. It caught me off gourd.
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies
How do you repair a broken jack o’ lantern? Use a pumpkin patch.
At this point my blood type is pumpkin spice
I love pumpkin spice a latte
You had me at pumpkin patch
I love you, pumpkin
Pumpkin patching time!
I’m no Cinderella, but I know that pumpkins are magical
Ready to squash
World’s okayest pumpkin carver
Let’s spice things up
Let the gourd times roll.
This jack-o-lantern is gonna be lit
Pun-kin patch!
Looking gourd-geous, darling!
Look how jacked my bae is
Stressed, blessed, pumpkin obsessed
Pumpkin patch princess. Actually, make it queen.
We’re getting lit on Halloween.
What a gourdgeous day to spend with you
Pure pumpkin goodness
Pick of the patch
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
Pretty sure I am sweeter than pumpkin pie
Autumn leaves and pumpkins please
Oh my gourd, we’re having the best time at the pumpkin patch
Squash Goals
Gourd goals
Why was the jack-o-lantern so afraid to cross the road? Because it had no guts.
Don’t want to get all mushy, but I’m seriously falling for you
What are jack-o-lanterns afraid of? Things that go pump-kin the night.
I’ve been thinking of you a latte
I love pumpkin gourds. They are so gourdgeous.
Hey, gourd looking!
Carve out some fun this Halloween.
You really struck a gourd with me
Oh my gourd!
What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.
Pumpkin-flavored kisses and autumn wishes
How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
Let’s get glowing—it’s Halloween.
Orange you glad we went to the patch?
You’re the pumpkin spice to my latte
You are the pumpkin spice to my fall
Not just another squash
Hey, pumpkin patch. Howl you doing?
Gourd your loins!
Easy as pumpkin pie
There’s no such thing as frowning in a pumpkin patch… unless it’s carved on one
Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, ask what you can do for your pumpkin
One pumpkin a day keeps the witches away
Gourd out of my mind
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash
Let’s carve out some fun this October!
You’ve pumpkin patched my heart with love
I’ll spill my guts—I love Halloween!
I used a pumpkin to summon ghosts. It was an Ouija gourd.
What happens when you eat too much pumpkin pie? You get au-tumn-y ache.
I’m ahead of the carve
Just spicing date night up by going to a pumpkin patch
What does a queasy pumpkin say? I don’t feel so gourd.
The cutest pick
I can’t make everyone happy—I’m not pumpkin spice!
Pumpkin spice and everything nice
Have a gourd time on Halloween.
There’s a new pumpkin in the patch!
I’m hollow inside
I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say? I’m vine, thanks for asking.
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone with my pumpkin spice latte
Pumpkin is the spice of life
Oh my gourd. I love fall.
Gourd out of my mind
Don’t want to be corny, but I love my pumpkin
You’re gourdgeous
Tis the season to be basic AF and not give a d*mn
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite Western? The Gourd, The Bad, and The Ugly.
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
Boo-tiful
Catch me carving out a little fall fun
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam-dunk a basketball? Michael Gourdan.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Cutest pumpkins in the patch
Getting pumpkin’d for Halloween
My pumpkin jokes are way too gourd.
Carving out fun
Give ’em pumpkin to talk about
If loving pumpkin spice is wrong, I don’t want to be right
Ahead of the carve
It’s lit like a pumpkin spice candle
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie, everyone.
Just a couple of country pumpkins
Brb, I’m going to the pumpkin patch
Text reads: Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road? ‘The crossing gourd.’ Surrounded by orange maple leaves on a beige background.
What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach? A life gourd.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road? The crossing gourd.
Pumpkin patch exploring is my part-time job for the next three months
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast.
There’s no one I’d rather get lost in a pumpkin patch with than you
The smashing pumpkins
Fa-boo-lous
Go big or gourd home!
Every day is #squashgoals with you
Hanging with my cutie (pumpkin) pie
Follow the pumpkin patch road
Pie love spending time with you
What’s a pumpkin’s favorite genre? Pulp fiction.
What do you call an athletic pumpkin? A jock o’ lantern.
Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about!
Pumpkin Everything
Chilling with the cutest little pumpkins
You’ve carved out a piece of my heart
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Have a gourd time!
Text displays a joke: Why was the jack-o-lantern so afraid to cross the road? ‘Because it had no guts.’ Background features orange leaves.
Pumpkin kisses and harvest wishes
Follow the pumpkin patch road. Wait, where’s Toto?
Gourd of the rings
Hanging with my pumpkin
Pumpkin spice and chill
If it’s pumpkin spice, I have to try it
Great Pumpkin believer since 1966
Get yourself a pumpkin. It will never ghost you
I’m the pun King
I found the cutest pumpkin in the patch
Pumped for pumpkins!
How do pumpkins greet each other? Happy Hollow-ing!
In fall, orange is my favorite color
Life is gourd with you around
Aw, pumpkin!
Gourd vibes only
Why was the jack-o-lantern so forgetful? Because he’s empty headed.
A pumpkin a day keeps the goblins away.
Keep calm and buy pumpkins
Go big or gourd home
You’re the pick of the pumpkin patch.
Pumpkin and spice and everything nice
It’s always pumpkin spice and everything nice when you’re around
I’ve never met a pumpkin I didn’t like
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
You are the pick of the patch
What’s cooking, gourd looking?
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
How does a Halloween pumpkin listen to music? On vine-yl.
There’s no such thing as getting lost in a pumpkin patch
No one needs to tell me how basic I am
Trick or treat yo’ self
Life is gourd when it’s pumpkin spice season.
The bigger the pumpkin, the harder the Fall
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Pumpkin Carving Captions, Haunted House Captions, Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes, October Sayings, Funny Halloween Captions, Halloween Greetings, Corn Maze Captions and Apple Picking Captions.
Funny Pumpkin Quotes
“I’d say the first thing you need is … a pumpkin.” —Cinderella
“Pumpkin spice lattes are egg nog for morning people.” — John Oliver
“Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin.”— Simone Schwarz-Bart
“If you’re ever wondering what to wear, just dress like a pumpkin, you’re good to go. — Devendra Banhart
“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.” — Henry David Thoreau
“Once a pumpkin, Always a pumpkin.” — Billy Corgan
“I tromped through the pumpkin patch.” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“Let’s be honest: you can’t celebrate fall without it’s leading role: pumpkin!” — Rachel Hollis
“I don’t see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.” —It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
So that is it for our list of Funny Pumpkin Captions and Quotes. We hope you found the perfect one for you!
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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