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Funny, Short and Spooky Ghost Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

It’s that spooky time of year again and for those of you with a ghost theme going on, we have put together a list of all the best ghost letter board quotes for you to share. And if you’re looking for short ghost letter board sayings for Instagram, we also have you covered.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite.

Ghost letter board quotes and sayings

Ghost Letter Board Sayings

Peek-a-boo.

Where do ghosts buy their clothes? At a boo-tique!

Haunting my exes.

We’re at a dead end.

Ghouls just want to have fun

Why does a ghost go crazy on Black Friday? He’s a bargain haunter.

This night was un-boo-lievable

Looking pawsitively bootiful

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet? Boo-ties.

More boos, please.

Ghost with puns for ghost Instagram captions

With the boo crew

Ghouls just wanna have fun.

Why did the ghost become a chef? He had a talent for soul food.

Have you checked your horror-scope today?

Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.

Sheet happens.

Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.

New face, who ‘dis?

What ghosts around, floats around.

Why was the ghost mad at her husband? He was dead wrong.

What did the ghost wear to improve his eyesight? Spook-tacles.

You’re in ghoul company

Ghost with ghost captions

Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.

How do ghosts stay in shape? By exorcising.

Boo Felicia.

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Looking fa-boo-lous.

What’s the best place to hide from ghosts? The living room.

I’m here for the boos.

What “ghosts” around comes around.

A real witch is nothing without her ghoulfriends

During the day I don’t believe in ghosts. At night I’m a little more open-minded.

Ghost hug, you can’t feel it but it is there!

Ghostest with the mostest.

Are you a ghost? Because you look like my boo.

Ghost ahead, make my day!

Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning.

Hi boo. Bye boo.

BYOBoos

Had a spooktacular night!

Decorations with short captions about ghosts puns

What did the parent ghosts say to their kids before a road trip? Fasten your sheet belts!

99 problems but a ghost ain’t one

Forget the ghosts.. beware of me!

I’m the ghostest with the mostest

Having a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

Let’s get spooky

What did the ghost do at the red light? He came to a dead stop.

Ghouls rule, boys drool.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of baked good? Boo-nana cream pie.

Too cute to spook!

What’s a ghost’s favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!

Where my ghouls at?

Feeling un-boo-lievable.

Romeo and Ghouliet.

Boo Freaking Hoo

Too cute to spook

You’ve been ghosted.

Why didn’t the ghost eat his candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Decorations with short captions about ghosts puns

Get in, loser. We’re going haunting.

Where is the ghost family planning their annual reunion? Lake Eerie.

Why does a ghost hate getting caught in the rain? It dampens his spirits.

You can’t scare me I’m a ghost!

Fasten your sheet-belts, it’s gonna be a boo-mpy night.

You are Boo-tiful!

What do ghosts eat on Halloween? Ghoulash.

What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!

Don’t make me ghost you.

Boo-in it for the ‘gram

Feelin’ boo-tiful,

Bad and boo-jee

Creepin’ it real!

I’m a haunt mess

My favorite kind of pie is boo-berry.

Couple wtih Halloween couple captions

Boo Yah!

I can see right through you.

Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poultry-geist.

Romeo and Ghouliet.

Boo-yah!

Ghosting people is my superpower!

The spook-key to happiness is hanging out with my boos.

Catch me on the dark side

Wait, you can see me??

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.

No more treats? This is unBOOlievable

What do ghosts serve at dinner parties? Poultry-geist.

Taylor Swift Halloween quotes

What kind of horse do ghosts ride? A night-mare.

Putting the ‘boo’ in booty.

Basic ghost

Ghosts and goblins come to play on October’s final day.

Will you be my boo?

Get your spooky on!

I’m here to lift your spirits.

Too ghoul for school.

Hocus Pocus and chill?

Hot ghoul Halloween

Shake your BOOty

Couple with Halloween coupld Instagram captions

Hey boo-tiful.

Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.

Me and my boo.

Ghosts don’t give a sheet.

I’m just here for the boos.

What’s a ghost’s favorite type of music? Sheet music.

My favorite kind of pie is boo-berry.

What’s a ghost with a broken leg called? A hoblin goblin.

I have no body to dance with.

How does a ghost unlock a door? With a spoo-key.

Who did the ghost take to prom? A ghoul-friend!

That elevator sure does lift a ghoul’s spirits.

Taylor Swift Halloween lyrics

What room does a ghost not need in a house? A living room.

Hey, boo-tiful.

Where do ghosts go on vacation? The Boo-hamas.

Fa-boo-lous!

Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!

I’m happy you didn’t ghost me, ’cause now you’re my boo.

Hey, boo, let’s get sheet-faced

Trick or treat, bag of sweets, ghosts are walking down the street.

Why do ghosts love elevators? It lifts their spirits.

Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere!

Eat, drink, and be scary.

Hand reaching around tree with short Halloween sayings

We’ve got spirit.

It’s time to go shopping at the boo-tique.

Where do ghosts go when they want to surf? The Dead Sea.

#SquadGhouls

Squad ghouls.

I think I have deja-boo.

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Have an eek-tastic Halloween!

I’m happy you didn’t ghost me, ’cause now you’re my boo.

Where do ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store.

Shake your BOOty.

I don’t know what I’m booing.

Foggy silhouette with funny Halloween sayings

This is boo sheet.

Came for the party, stayed for the boos.

Haunting my exes.

#HotGhoulFall

Don’t make me ghost you.

I’m bad and boo-gie.

What “ghosts” around comes around.

Psst…This isn’t a costume

More boos, please.

Where my ghouls at?

Will you be my boo?

Ghost Taylor Swift Halloween lyrics

You go ghoul!

Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.

Hanging with my ghoulfriends.

Boo-in’ it for the ‘gram

My costume is eerie-sistible

What position do ghosts play on the field? Ghoul-keeper.

With the boo crew.

Ghouls just wanna have fun

Fasten your sheet belts!

All these ghosts, and I still can’t find a boo.

I have no body to dance with.

What do you call a ghost in the fireplace? A toasty ghosty.

Two ghosts with sunglasses on and funny and cute halloween captions that says with the boo crew

More boos, please

Getting in the spirit.

Shake your boo-ty!

All my best ghoulfriends are total witches

The ghostess with the mostest.

That’s some boo sheet!

Excuse me but BOO!

What’s a ghost’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.

Jack o'lantern under a sheet with funny Halloween Instagram captions that says I'm here for the boos

Why are ghosts and demons so close? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of Haunted House Captions, Short Halloween Quotes, Funny Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Funny Halloween Captions, Ghost Puns, Halloween Greetings, Short Halloween Letter Board Quotes, Witch Captions and Day of the Dead Quotes.

Ghost Letter Board Quotes

“If your game is on, give me a call boo.” — Ghost Town DJ’s, “My Boo”

“When thoroughly reliable people encounter ghosts, their stories are difficult to explain away.” – C. B. Colby.

“Ghosts are all around us. Look for them, and you will find them.” – Ruskin Bond

“On Halloween, witches come true; Wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park.” – Nicholas Gordon.

Ghost with short ghost quotes for Instagram by Parker

“Ghosts are never just ghosts; they provide us with an insight into what haunts our culture.” – Andrew Smith.

“Baby you should make me your boo.” — Rihanna, “Crazy Little Thing Called Love”

“Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.” – Stephen King

“Our feet are planted in the real world, but we dance with angels and ghosts.” – John Cameron Mitchell

“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.” – Richard Harris Barham

“Time to be a ghost.” Tori Amos, “Happy Phantom”

“Dancing through our house with the ghost of you.” — 5 Seconds of Summer, “Ghost of You”

“Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business, that’s what.” – Salman Rushdie

Spooky Taylor Swift Halloween lyrics

“True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.” – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

“We’re just two ghosts standing in the place of you and me.” — Harry Styles, “Two Ghosts”

“‘Cause my body too BOOtylicious for ya, babe.” — Destiny’s Child, “Bootylicious”

“Surely, she was too young to have so many ghosts.” – Cassandra Clare

“I like to say I believe in ghosts so I don’t get haunted by one.” – Ella Henderson

“There’s a ghost in our home.” — Kate Bush, “Watching You Without Me”

“Ghosts don’t haunt us. That’s not how it works. They’re present among us because we won’t let go of them.” – Sue Grafton

“The ghosts you chase you never catch.” – John Malkovich

A skull under a hood with a funny Halloween sayings

“And the ghosts that we knew will flicker from view.” — Mumford and Sons, “Ghosts That We Knew”

“Boo’d up” — Ella Mai, “Boo’d Up”

“Ghosts are a metaphor for memory and remembrance and metaphorically connect our world to the world we cannot know about.” – Leslie What

“I want you to know that if I can’t be close to you, I’ll settle for the ghost of you.” — Justin Bieber, “Ghost”

“The ghost in you, she don’t fade.” —The Psychedelic Furs, “The Ghost In You”

“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” — Rose Pressey

“Don’t call me boo like you’re some kind of ghost.” — Meghan Trainor, “Title”

Ghosts with funny ghost Instgram quotes by Trainor

“You will always be my boo.” — Usher and Alicia Keys, “My Boo”

“I love having my ghosts, and I love having my memories.” – Debbie Reynolds

“I ain’t afraid of no ghost.” — Ray Parker Jr., “GhostBusters”

“Ghosts are hiding in the walls: Creeping out when midnight calls…” – Rusty Fischer

So that is it for our list of Ghost Letter Board Quotes and Sayings. We hope you found the perfect one for you!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

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