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75 Funny Summer Quotes for those Amusing Summertime Feels

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Hot weather and long days are what summer is all about. And if you are looking for some funny summer quotes, well, look no further. We have gathered the best funny quotes that will put a smile on your face. There is something about summer that is so special. These funny quotes will help get you in the mood for the season.

Funny Summer Quotes

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawnmower is broken.” — James Dent

“It’s a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.” – Walter Winchell

“I believe someone made a grievous mistake when summer was created; no novitiate or god in their right mind would make a season akin to hell on purpose. Someone should be fired.” ― Michelle Franklin

“Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.” -Russell Baker

Blue water with funny summer quotes by Russell Baker

“What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.” – John Steinbeck

“I had that familiar conviction that life was beginning over again with the summer.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Summer means happy times and good sunshine. It means going to the beach, going to Disneyland, having fun.” – Brian Wilson

“A lot of parents pack up their troubles and send them off to summer camp.” – Raymond Duncan

“One benefit of Summer was that each day we had more light to read by.” — Jeannette Walls

“Summer is singing with joy, and the beaches are inviting you with dancing waves.” — Debasish Mridha

“If summer had one defining scent, it’d definitely be the smell of barbecue.” — Katie Lee

“Our one wish is that the summer never ends!” – Paul Dini

Ocean and beach with funny end of summer quotes by Paul Dini

“Summer afternoon—summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.” —Henry James

“When I figured out how to work my grill, it was quite a moment. I discovered that summer is a completely different experience when you know how to grill.” — Taylor Swift

“It’s summer and time for wandering…” – Kellie Elmore

“Summertime and the livin’ is easy.” – Porgy and Bess

“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.” – Sam Keen

Sunset on lake with short funny quotes for summer by Sam Keen

“It is easy to forget how effervescent and free we all felt that summer.” – Anna Godbersen

“Summer is the annual permission slip to be lazy.” – Regina Brett

“A little bit of summer is what the whole year is all about.” – John Mayer

“The summer night is like a perfection of thought.” – Wallace Stevens

“In summer, the song sings itself.” – William Carlos Williams

Sunset on beach with short summer quotes for Instagram by William Carlos Williams

“Our one wish is that the summer never ends! In the summer, I will get a golden tan.” – Paul Dini

“Summer passes and one remembers one’s exuberance.” — Yoko Ono

“I love how summer just wraps its arms around you like a warm blanket.” — Kellie Elmore

“Summer bachelors like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.” ― Nora Ephron

“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen

“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles

“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”

“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie

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“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen

If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa

“It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan

“People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale

“Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim

“You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It’s like a sauce!” – Chris Pratt

“Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith

“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton

“Not only is it summer solstice, there is a full moon. May love surround you like sunshine on a sunny day.” – William Shakespeare

Person looking at lake with sunny quotes for summer solstice

“The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard

“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner

“When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.” — Ajahn Brahm

“This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand. I need a vacation from my vacation.” ― April Mae Monterrosa

“Summertime is always the best of what might be.” ― Charles Bowden

“In summer time to simply be.” – Paul Laurence Dunbar

“Ice within my heart / Feels like the icicles hanging / I miss summer time” – Jean Elizabeth Ward

“It’s a smile, it’s a kiss, it’s a sip of wine … it’s summertime!” – Kenny Chesney

Person watching sunset with funny summertime quotes by Kenny Chesney

“Summer summer summertime / Time to sit back and unwind / Here it is the groove slightly transformed / Just a bit of a break from the norm” – Craig Simpkins

“Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz

“It’s summer / The heat is blazing like the fourth of July / I got the air con on and its blasting on high / So just grab something cool and jump in your ride / Pick up everybody, I’ll be waiting outside” – Tim James

“We’re almost in a party zone / Cause summer days and nights / Aren’t meant to spend alone” – Edward Mike Love

“Now let the sun shine bright on my happy summer home” – Jerry Paul Keller

Chairs on beach with fun quotes about summer by Keller

“Summer is finally here! School is out and I am kicking back my heels and watching the clouds go by.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“Summer is a time to be happy. It is a grand season! I absorb summer’s deep array of color which adds beauty to my eyes.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.” – Erma Bombeck

“Only at the beach can we go a splishin’ and a splashin’.”- Kate Summers

“To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude.” –Jeanne Moreau

“Waves tossed themselves against the shore, dragging grit and sand between their nails as they were slowly pulled back out to sea.” – Holly Black

“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure it has a beach attached to it.” – Jimmy Buffett

Sunset on beach with funny quotes on summer and the beach by Jimmy Buffett

“It doesn’t matter where you go in life, as long as you go to the beach”

“I look my best when I’m totally free, on holiday, walking on the beach.” – Rosamund Pike

“My life is like a stroll upon the beach, as near to the ocean’s edge as I can go.” – Henry David Thoreau

“I want to run the beach’s length, because it never ends.” – Deborah Ager

“During summer vacation, you get to do all your favorite things; cook hot dogs over a campfire (while being eaten alive by mosquitoes).” – Bruce Lansky

“As summer vacations glide past tomorrow / They leave behind thoughts of sorrows / There by the daring sea as we bravely / Dive into tranquility and pray / Oh let it be, please, let it be, once again, today.” – Jean Elizabeth Ward

“Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.”

“Some of the best memories are made in flip flops.” ― Kellie Elmore

Person walking on beach with funny quotes for summer vacation

“Life’s short. Eat dessert first, work less and vacation MORE!!” ― Lea Mishell

“Vacation is that time when you wish you had something to do while doing nothing.” –Frank Tyger

“The average vacation is one-tenth playing—nine-tenths paying.” –Arnold Glasow

“The only time that love takes a holiday is when we go on vacation together.” ― Anthony T.Hincks

“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”- Sam Keen

“Palm trees, ocean breeze, salty air, sun-kissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.” ― Michele Elder

“Let the sun shine on me, for I care not for the moon.” ― Spanish Proverb

“Let a man walk ten miles steadily on a hot summer’s day along a dusty English road, and he will soon discover why beer was invented.”- Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Sunshine and happiness go together like fish and chips!” ― Catherine Pulsifer

Bright sunlight with funny summer sunshine quotes by Catherine Pulsifer

“If you want to shine like a sun, first burn like a sun.” ― A.P.J. Abdul Kalam

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”- Steve Martin

“I’m convinced that there is nothing truly good. Hell, sunshine can wilt a flower.” ― Kay Whitley

“Sunshine is a welcome thing. It brings a lot of brightness.” ― Jimmie Davis

“Make use of the sun while it shines.” – Danish Proverb

The sun shining through a spraying wave with a short sunshine hot summer quotes for Instagram that reads make use of the sun while it shines

“The brief flashbacks are sun-kissed, summery and optimistic.” – Steven Soderbergh

“Sunrays must be the sun’s way of dancing alone.” – Prem

“There’s an air of love and of happiness / And this is the Fresh Prince’s new definition of summer madness” – Craig Simpkins

“I feel the summer air now / Blowing though my hair now / I think I’m on top / On top of the world now” – Ryan Potter

“Do what we can, summer will have its flies.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

Blue sea with funny quotes about summer by Emerson

“I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.”- Brendan Behan

“One must maintain a little bit of summer, even in the middle of winter.” – Henry David Thoreau

“Summer conditions of warmer temperatures, long daylight hours and pools of water.” – Edward Paul Ortleb

“Summer is a season if bounty, but more than any other fruit, it’s watermelon that marks the season of those hazy, lazy days of rest and relaxation, of slurping and dribbling watermelon juice down my chin.” – Yvonne Martinez Ward

“Autumn is the antidote to stifling summer.” – Terri Guillemets

Ocean and beach with quotes about the end of summer by Guillemets

“In the summer, the choice is ours. Generally, no homework or term papers are due in the summer.” – Neill Seltzer

“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.” – Mark Twain

“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.” ― John Lubbock

If you like these, you might also like our lists of Summer Sayings, Short Summer Quotes, Short June Quotes, End of Summer Quotes, Summer Solstice Captions, Summer Nails Captions and Funny Summer Captions.

Funny Sayings About Summer

“Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”

“B.E.A.C.H.: Best Escape Anyone Can Have”

“Always make sure to get your daily dose of Vitamin Sea.”

Person on floatie with short summer sayings and phrases

“There is always that one summer that changes you.”

“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”

“Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets better”

Ocean water with funny sayings about summer

“Palm trees, Ocean breeze, Salty air, Sunkissed hair. That endless summer, take me there.”

“Gone to the beach. Be back never.”

“Live by the sun, love by the moon.”

And there you have it! Our list of the best funny summer quotes and funny summer sayings. We hope you found one that spoke to you.

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Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

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