Many people look forward to Friday all week. The work week is almost over and everyone is ready for the weekend. It’s not just about the weekend, though, but also about relaxation and fun. For that, we’ve gathered the best funny Friday quotes including funny Friday sayings. Whether you’re getting ready for the weekend or just enjoying the last few days of the week, these quotes will help you start your Friday off right.
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“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!!” ― Neil Leckman
“Its always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over..” ― Parag Tipnis
“Music always sounds better on Friday.” ― Lou Brutus
“Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you’re so close to freedom.” — Lauren Oliver
“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.” — Hanna Rhoades
“It’s finally Friday, I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.” — George Jones
“Friday fills my day with hope & happiness.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Friday afternoon feels like heaven…” ― El Fuego
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.” ― Noel Coward
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
“It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.” ― Southern Mothers
“Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.” ― Irma Grese
“Everybody’s working for the weekend.” — Loverboy
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha
“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” — Anthony T. Hincks
“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” — Robert Rivers
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of funny Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday quotes.
Funny Quotes for Friday
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.” ― Richard Nelson Bolles
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Friday, and the Muslims gave Him Saturday. God has a three-day weekend.” ― George Carlin
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest.” ― D.S. Mixel
“Being in love is what makes working all week bearable. It makes cruising with your windows rolled down feel like you’re riding in a convertible. It makes you dance to the rhythm of the copy machine and makes Friday night really feel like The Weekend.” — Julie Hintz
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.” — S. O’Sade
“Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done.” — Byron Pulsifer
“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love.” — The Cure
“Every Friday, I like to high five ourselves for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, will power, and inappropriate humour.” — Nanea Hoffman
“Take the time to do what you love to do this weekend.” — Catherine Pulsifer
“Why wait for the weekend to have fun?” — Loesje
“Every day is a gift. But some days are packaged better.” — Sanhita Baruah
“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.” — H. G. Wells
“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.” – Confucius
“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!” — Dr. Seuss
“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” — David Chiles
“And on a Friday fell all this mischance.” — Chaucer
“Fridays, however have been regarded as unlucky since medieval times.” — Steve Roud
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.” — James Johnson
“Don’t worry about letting the dogs out. It’s Friday! Let them have a great weekend, too.” ― Anthony T. Hincks
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” ― Richard Rorty
“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis
“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” — Logic
“Never leave that till tomorrow which you can do today.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Dreams are today’s answers to tomorrow’s questions.” — Edgar Cayce
“I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today!” — William Allen White
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!” — Napz Cherub Pellazo
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go to Fridays.” — Henny Youngman
“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they want to do.” — Richard Nelson Bolles
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley
“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer
“Weekend enjoyment start…” ― Navnath Godse
“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” ― Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“No weekend, all weakened.” ― Toba Beta
“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in the time to the next paycheck.” — Byron Pulsifer
“Finally, FRIDAY! Be easy today! Remember, it’s a job. I know it is how we eat and pay bills and provide health care to our family. But keep it in perspective; get there, do the best job you can, earn your check, and leave it at your desk at 5! Your REAL life begins when you end the workday. Save your emotional energy for that!!” ― Liz Faublas
“Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!” — Kate Summers
“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!” — Kate Summers
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.” — Rico
“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.” — Robert Black
“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!” — Kate Summers
“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” — Nanea Hoffman
“Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. Happy Friday!”
“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday. Happy Friday.”
“Happy Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.”
“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday. Happy Friday!”
“Happy Friday. A brand new day. A clean slate. The possibilities are endless.”
“Forget all the bad memories of a week that’s already gone. Prepare yourself for yet another beautiful week that starts with a delightful Friday experience. Happy Friday!”
“A new day! Be open enough to see the opportunities. Be wise enough to be grateful. Be courageous enough to be happy! Happy Friday!”
“Be in love with every minute of your life – live every day like it’s your last. Happy Friday!”
“I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.”
“Happy Friday! May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday.”
““But it’s Friday” is a valid excuse for almost anything today.”
“You deserve a round of applause cause you make it to Friday alive. Happy Friday!”
“I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.” — Don Cheadle
“On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.” — Douglas Booth
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit.” — Helen Mirren
“Does your life have a purpose? Are you contributing anything useful to this world, or just shuffling papers, banging on a keyboard, and coming home to a drunken existence on the weekends?” — Tim Ferris
“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make every day your weekend. Make every day a play-day.” — James A. Murphy
Funny Quotes for Each Day of the Week
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright
“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz
“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah
“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker
“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” – Emily P. Freeman
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French
“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” – Charmaine J. Forde
“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” – Anna Scott
“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey
“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris
Funny Friday Sayings
“It’s Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday.”
“Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
“Life is good especially on a Friday.”
“Today is Friday night, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”
“How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts.”
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”
“It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.”
“I know everyday is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays? I want to return it for another Friday.”
“There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka.”
“Drink in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face yep, it’s Friday.”
“I haven’t been so excited about Friday since last Friday.”
“A weekend wasted isn’t a wasted weekend.”
“Collect your energy during the week, you’ll need it if you still want to dance during the whole weekend!”
“I haven’t been so excited about the weekend since the last weekend.”
Funny Friday Captions
When you realize that it’s the weekend.
It’s Fri-yay! Our favourite time of the week.
Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day.
Friendly Friday is here.
A little Friday night humor
Coffee makes my mornings, but Fridays make my week!
It’s Friday! I’m alive. I’m breathing. I’m living. I’m blessed. Life is good.
No plans, no problems.
Happy Friday friends! Have some fun this weekend!
It’s Friday so act like it
Friday Netflix and chill
May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed.
Say goodbye to the week and welcome the weekend.
Keep calm and relax – it’s Friday
You know what rhymes with Friday? Wine.
Let’s get real with some Friday feels!
I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
If love has a meaning it would be Friday.
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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