Need a little inspiration? We all do! Our lives can get hectic and stressful but we all have the ability to turn things around. To start to feel happier and more positive about life. Here we’ve compiled a list of the best funny Saturdayquotes to add humor to the weekend for you to enjoy. If you want to brighten someone else’s Saturday and make them feel better, or if you want to start your weekend with a laugh, you’ve come to the right place.
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“On the sixth day, god created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday.” — Robert Brault
“My favorite way to spend Saturday is in and out of bed, watching sports on tv and eating.” — Alan King
“If they want to learn how to live life right they ought to study me on Saturday night.” — Maya Angelou
“Oh, my sweet Saturday, I have been waiting for you for six long days.” — Charmaine J. Forde
“There are…just two kinds of girls. Those who go downtown Saturday nights, and those who don’t.” — Edna Ferber
“I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as if it were Saturday.” — Chip Gaines
“There were many reasons to regard Saturday as the second best day after Friday.” — R. Phillip Ritter
“I wish that every day was Saturday and every month was October.” — Charmaine J. Forde
“It’s hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.” — Scott Eastwood
“Sunday would be lost without Saturday, and I would be lost without you.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Come on, come on, turn the radio on, It’s Saturday, and it won’t be long” — Sia
“Margaritas in the moonlight, Just another American Saturday night.” — Brad Paisley
“Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but has to be lived through.” — Anthony Burgess
“Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend.” — Rebecca Black
“Weekend enjoyment start…” ― Navnath Godse
“Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend.” – Rebecca Black
“The weekend is here and you deserve a medal for getting through this week.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“I still work weekends because I like it; I enjoy it. I just don’t care.” — Edgardo Osorio
“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Saturday is the mightiest day of the week. It’s unshakably, overwhelmingly superior. Not only is it a day off of school, the following day is also a day off, like some kind of Super Saiyan bargain sale.” — Wataru Watari
“Without the weekend, where would the week be?” — Anthony T. Hincks
“This weekend don’t think about Monday, it will come soon enough.” — Robert Rivers
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.” — Debasish Mridha
“You know what I want to do? Wake up one weekend and not have to go anywhere and do nothing.” — Derek Jeter
If you like these, you might also want to check out our other lists of funny Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday quotes.
Funny Good Morning Saturday Quotes
“I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.” — Audrey Hepburn
“Saturday mornings, I’ve learned, are a great opportunity for kids to sneak into your bed, fall back asleep, and kick you in the face.” — Dan Pearce
“On a lazy Saturday morning when you’re lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.” — Lynn Johnston
“Saturday morning, you knew what was cool by what was on ‘Soul Train’.” — Nick Cannon
“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” — Dean Martin
“Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside—remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.” — Charles Bukowski
“I like my coffee black and my mornings bright.” – Teri Guillemets
“A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between, he does what he wants to do.” — Bob Dylan
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” — Glen Cook
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” — Phil Dunphy
Funny Saturday Night Quotes
“I learned that the hardest party to pull off successfully is Saturday night dinner.” — Ina Garten
“I love Saturday nights with my best friend and a big bowl of pasta, wanting a good scare, something that will say, ‘Listen, your life is not as bad as this. Your life can be so much worse’.” — Vera Farmiga
“It’s a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.” — Jimmy Buffett
“Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn’t for you.” — Ogden Nash
“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have plans.” — Mike Birbiglia
“I still do love monsters. And when I was a kid, they were really important to me. I couldn’t wait for Saturday night.” — Emil Ferris
“Every night is a Saturday night.” — Travis Barker
“People still act differently on a Saturday night for no reason other than it’s Saturday night.” — Susan Orleans
“‘Cause Saturday night’s the night I like, Saturday night’s alright, alright, alright, ooh” — Elton John
“We’re gonna howl at the moon, shoot out the light, It’s a small town Saturday night” — Hal Ketchum
“Love me like Saturday night, like three glasses of champagne, like the room is spinning, like you’re drunk on my love.” — C.J. Carlyon
“There is nothing more I love more than being in a throw-down on a Saturday night.” — Donald Cerrone
Saturday Quotes for Weekend Humor
“Without Saturday, Sunday would just be another day of the week.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.” — George Carlin
“There was nothing like a Saturday – unless it was the Saturday leading up to the last week of school and into summer vacation. That of course was all the Saturdays of your life rolled into one big shiny ball.” — Nora Roberts
“We’re gonna howl at the moon, shoot out the light, It’s a small town Saturday night” – Hal Ketchum
“When you’re young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!” — Jonathan Brandis
“… Enjoy yourself. You work hard every day; you deserve to turn up on the weekends with your friends.” — Logic
“I try to treat each evening and weekend as little slices of retirement because no one is guaranteed a lengthy one at the end of their career.” — Mike Hammar
“A kind of joyous hysteria moved into the room, everything flying before the wind, vehicles outside getting dented to hell, the crowd sweaty and the smells of aftershave, manure, clothes dried on the line, your money’s worth of perfume, smoke, booze; the music subdued by the shout and babble through the bass hammer could be felt through the soles of the feet, shooting up the channels of legs to the body fork, center of everything. It is the kind of Saturday night that torches your life for a few hours, makes it seem like something is happening.” — Annie Proulx
”Have a great Saturday! Experience life in all possible ways: good-bad, bitter-sweet, dark-light, summer-winter. Experience all the dualities. Don’t be afraid of experience, because the more experience you have, the more mature you become.” — Osho
“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where everyday are your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make everyday a play-day…” — James A. Murphy
“We need the spirit of Sunday carried over to Monday and continued until Saturday.” — Edward McKendree Bounds
“My work is like my vacation, so in a way every day is like Saturday.” — Ludacris
“If you fell down yesterday, stand up today.” — H. G. Wells
“You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.” — James Allen
“Do or do not. There is no try. “ — Yoda
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” — A. A. Milne
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” – Richard Rorty
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” — Charlie Chaplin
“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” — Ellen DeGeneres
“Be happy, it drives people crazy.” — Paulo Coelho
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
“I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.” — Anna Scott
“The dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.” — Donna Shalala
“Saturday is what gives us a weekend of enjoyment.” — Anthony T. Hincks
“Saturday night’s alright for fighting, Get a little action in” — Elton John
“Yesterday’s the past, tomorrow’s the future, but today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.” — Bil Keane
“Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.” — Richard Rorty
“Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.” — S.A. Sachs
“Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?” — Marilyn Vos Savant
“Cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend.” ― Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“A wild and crazy weekend involves sitting on the front porch, smoking a cigar, reading a book.” — Robert M. Gates
“Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today.” — Will Rogers
“The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today’s work superbly well.” — William Osler
“Today is your own. Tomorrow perchance may never come.” — Swami Sivananda
“The future starts today, not tomorrow.” — Pope John Paul II
“Yesterday is but today’s memory, and tomorrow is today’s dream.” — Khalil Gibran
“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” — James Dean
Funny Quotes for Each Day of the Week
“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
“So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends – but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.” – Julio Alexi Genao
“The best weeks start on Monday.” – Nice Peter
“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” – John Wagner
“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright
“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days from now? Well, that’s a Monday, so I’ll be feeling shitty.” ― Jarod Kintz
“It can’t be Sunday every day. There are also Mondays and Tuesdays.” – George Weah
“Why does winter feel like one big Tuesday?” – Todd Stocker
“Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.” – Emily P. Freeman
“A Wednesday with no rain is a dry hump day.” – Demetri Martin
“Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!” – Lee Fox Williams
“I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for.” – April Winchell
“Thursday is perhaps the worst day of the week. It’s nothing in itself; it just reminds you that the week has been going on too long” – Nicci French
“It was a sinking feeling, that feeling when you wake up thinking it’s Friday only to realize it’s Thursday.” – Danielle Poulin
“Happy Friday! Here’s to all of us who made it through another week of faking adulthood.” – Nanea Hoffman
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?” ― Amy Neftzger
“Happiness is a hot bath on a Sunday afternoon.” – A.D. Posey
“The goal of Sunday is to leave my home as little as possible.” – Mark Morris
Funny Weekend Quotes
“Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family.” — Bo Bennett
“There aren’t enough days in the weekend.” — Rod Schmidt
“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.” — Florence Welch
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.” — John Shirley
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.” — Zenna Schaffer
“Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.” — Casey Stengel
“Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.” — Joseph Addison
“Sunday evenings often feel like the weekend is over before it’s even begun.” — Catherine McCormack
“No weekend, all weakened.” ― Toba Beta
“Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?” ― Nitya Prakash
“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.” — David Chiles
“Time flows in a strange way on Sundays.” — Haruki Murakami
“SUNDAY – The day I planned a lot but did nothing.” — Lovely Goyal
“Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.” — Fred Allen
Funny Saturday Sayings
“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it.”
“There comes a time in our lives when the idea of going out on a Saturday night seems more trouble than it is worth. Saturday nights can be exciting even for those who prefer solitary and peaceful activities. It is all a matter of attitude.”
“Saturdays are for adventures, Sundays are for cuddling.”
“It’s Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make, bottle or draft.”
“It’s not Saturday, it’s Satur-yay!”
“My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday!”
“Can we start the weekend over again I wasn’t ready.”
“I don’t know about you, but I am ready for the weekend to begin.”
“Saturday used to be for sleeping in, then I had kids.”
“Today is Saturday, which means that the only decision that you should be making is whether to have a bottle or a glass of wine.”
“Today is Saturday, which means that today I will be multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.”
“Saturdays are made for sipping rosé with the besties.”
“No work is pending, all the duties done, join the Saturday party, let’s have some fun.”
So that is our list of quotes and sayings.
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Laynni Locke
I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.
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