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Happy 33rd Birthday Captions for Yourself and Friends


If you or someone you know is turning 33, you’ll be on the lookout for a great birthday photo. Once you have it, we have gathered all the best happy 33rd birthday captions for your next post.

Now go ahead and browse through to find your favorite 33rd birthday caption for Instagram.

Happy 33rd Birthday Captions

  • The only things getting LIT today are the candles on my cake!
  • Here’s to another 365 days of being fabulous.
  • Getting older but my inner child is ageless.
  • At 33 everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday. #SoThisIs33
  • I’m wearing the smile my birthday gave me.
  • You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy 33rd birthday?
  • Cheers to more fun, more memories and cake! …
  • HBD to my favorite secret keeper!
  • Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it was my own birthday.
  • It took 33 years to get this awesome.
  • I doubt tequila is the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
Balloons with happy 33rd birthday for yourself captions for Instagram
  • You’re 33 years old, but I do not carrot all.
  • The thing is I love birthday celebrations, but only when they’re mine.
  • 33 – time to make some pour decisions.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • I should start getting serious, but I’ll eat confetti cake and wear a crown instead.
  • I’m 33 now but age gives no guarantee on maturity.
  • Happy 33rd birthday. You’re one in a melon.
  • Who knew that 33 would look this good?
  • 33 years old. That’s, like, a real adult.
  • Say hello to my new favorite 33 year old.
  • Started from the bottom, now I’m 33.
  • Dim-sum body say it’s your 33rd birthday?
  • 33rd birthday selfies hit a little different.
  • Selfies, kisses, and lovely 33rd birthday wishes.
  • It’s my birthday, so I’m celebrating everything.
  • Happy Birthday to the smartest person in this world, Happy Birthday to Me!
  • It’s my 33rd birthday and that’s the tea.
  • 33 has never looked this good. Happy birthday!
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  • I can’t think of a better gift than your friendship. Happy 33rd birthday!
  • Cheers to another trip around the sun! Keep shining. Happy 33rd birthday!
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake. #SoThisIs33
  • On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid 33.
  • Couldn’t turn 33 without posting my birthday ‘fit.
  • Another lap around the sun with the best people I could have ever asked for. Here’s to 33!
  • Turning 33 is nothing to wine about.
  • 33? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • Cheers to another lap around the sun. Hello, 33.
  • Sending you s’more 33rd birthday wishes.
  • I want to thank everyone for my special 33rd birthday, come and join me as I celebrate it.
  • Birthdays are good for me. The more I have, the longer I live. lol.
  • Enjoying life, eating confetti cake.
  • Sunshine and birthday wishes on my mind.
  • Ready to live my adult life blessed.
  • Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #33
  • Thankful to be ringing in 33 with the best people I know.
  • Today is a great day cause it’s my 33rd birthday!
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #33
Cake with happy 33rd birthday instagram captions for myself
  • You’re the brightest star in the galaxy! Happy 33rd birthday, bff!
  • Turning 33 is a big deal so I deserve a big celebration!
  • Follow the call of the disco ball.
  • Say hello to the world’s latest 33 year old.
  • Chapter 33. Time to make some memories.
  • Honestly, my birthday should be a holiday.
  • Cheers to the one day of our lives, when we actually celebrate getting old. Happy 33rd Birthday to me.
  • Going with the idea that nothing can stop me this year.
  • 33? Who cares. I just want cake.
  • It’s my 33rd… I’ll wine if I want to.
  • Have a grate 33rd birthday. Hope that’s not too cheesy.
  • Manifesting the best 33rd birthday.
  • It’s time to kiss 32 goodbye and welcome 33.
Balloons with happy birthday captions for Instagram
  • Another year, another candle on the cake. #33
  • Keep calm — it’s my 33rd birthday.
  • Today is the day! You can finally “hit me with your best shot.”
  • I wonder what’s going to happen next.
  • Here’s to a soup-er 33rd birthday!
  • Life’s too short to not celebrate every chance you get! Happy 33rd Birthday to me!
  • Woke up a little older… but not wiser.
  • Happy 33rd birthday to the best confidante!
  • I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as there’s cake.
  • Wishing my bestie, the best 33rd birthday ever!
  • May this 33rd birthday mark a fresh beginning in my life.
  • Heaven has been really good to me by adding another year to my age.
  • Celebrating your 33rd is a piece of cake.
  • I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age!
  • Old enough to know better, still young enough to get away with it.
  • Say hello to my new favorite 33 year old.
  • Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen.
  • My good vibes speak for themselves.
  • So this is where aging ends, right? #Forever33
Cake with happy  birthday to myself captions
  • I think 33 chances aren’t enough!
  • Wow, the cake’s really lit this year…
  • Made it to 33! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • Wishing on 33 candles and chasing my dreams.
  • I’m ready for something new now that I’m 33.
  • Officially 33, but still mentally about five.
  • I have mixed drinks about turning 33.
  • Hugs, kisses, and 33 birthday wishes.
  • Let’s taco ‘bout your 33rd birthday.
  • Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 33 years.
  • Year 33, I’m ready! Toss the confetti.
  • I’m not getting older. I’m getting better.
  • Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #33
  • Is this what growing up feels like?
  • I’m just here for the birthday cake.
  • Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all for helping me ring in 33.
  • Made it to 33! I know. I’m as surprised as you are.
  • Of course, I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before!
  • I’m grateful for life and for growth. I wish myself a happy birthday.
  • Keep calm and celebrate 33 years.
Cake with happy birthday captions for Instagram
  • I’ll enjoy the best of today and laugh like never before because it’s my 33rd Birthday.
  • I wish myself a happy 33rd birthday since I am the definition of awesomeness.
  • Wishing my bestie, the absolute best on her best day of the year!
  • I didn’t choose this 33rd birthday, this birthday chose me.
  • Doughnut crush my vibes on my 33rd birthday.
  • Thanks for letting me bother you for the past 33 years.
  • I can’t imagine life without my best friend. …
  • 33 years, 33 reasons to celebrate.
  • I can’t keep calm, it’s my 33rd birthday.
  • Let the cake games begin! Happy 33rd birthday!
  • Pop the champagne, because this girl is 33.
  • Age 33 but forever the baby of the group.
  • 33 is looking pretty good to me.
  • 33 is so fun I think I’ll repeat it again next year.
  • Wishing my favorite partner in crime a very happy birthday!
  • 33 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!
  • Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 33 is already one for the books.
  • It took me 33 years to get this cute.

If you like these, you might also want to check out Birthday CaptionsBirthday WishesFriend Captions and our lists of First21st22nd23rd24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 32nd, 34th, 35th, 36th, 37th, 38th, 39th and 40th birthday captions.

Short Birthday Captions for Turning 33

  • Follow your birthday bliss.
  • Here for cake, and cake only.
  • Stay in your birthday magic.
  • Experience level: 33.
  • I think 33 looks good on me.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • Be good to me, 33.
  • Go ahead, cake my day.
  • That birthday glow. #Feeling33
  • POV: You can’t believe I’m 33 now.
  • Well look who just turned 33…
  • Here’s to the next chapter.
Cake with short turning 33 captions
  • 33 never felt better.
  • Yeti or not, it’s your 33rd birthday.
  • I’m officially the big 3-3.
  • So am I a real adult now?!
  • Yes, I become 33.
  • So you’re spaghetting older.
  • Hey Siri, count the candles.
  • Made it to Level 33.
  • A year older, a year bolder.
  • Hello, 33.
  • I’m officially in birthday mode. #33
  • Act my age? Maybe next year.
  • Make a wish. #33
Cake with short captions for birthdays
  • Chapter 33, Page 1.
  • It’s no time to be 33.
  • Aged to perfection.
  • So this is 33.
  • Birthday behavior! #33
  • I’m too young to be this old.
  • Oh ship, it’s your 33rd!
  • Nothing holds a candle to you.
  • 33 is the new 29.
  • Lap 33 around the sun…
  • Time to par-tea!
  • Cheers and beers to 33 years.
  • And so begins Chapter 33.
  • Favorite day of the year. #33
  • Never too old to wear a birthday crown.
  • My day, my way. #33
  • 33: When life truly begins.
  • Aging and raging. #33
  • Season 33, Episode 1.
  • 33 years of me. Lucky you.
  • I don’t get older; I level up.
  • Talk thirty three to me.
  • Achievement unlocked: 33.
  • 33 years of sass.
  • 33 33 33 33 I feel like 33.
  • Wow, never been 33 before.
  • Schoolin’ Life
  • Staying 33 until further notice.
  • Level up. #33
  • Growing and glowing. #33
  • Celebrating 33 years of life.
Candles with happy birthday Instagram captions
  • Wow, never been 33 before.
  • 33? Bring it on.
  • 33 and glowing.
  • You take the cake.
  • Now we start planning for 34!
  • 3.3.
  • Staying 33 until further notice.
  • My day, my way. #33
  • POV: this is what 33 looks like.
  • Cheers to 33!
  • Vibin’ and thrivin’.
  • Stuck in them thirty-somethings.

So that is it for our list of Happy 33rd Birthday Captions for Instagram. We hope you found the perfect one for you.

Now go share your birthday photo!

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About the Author

Laynni Locke

I am Laynni Locke, a Canadian writer, reader and traveller with a passion for sharing life’s moments on social media. Keeping friends and family in the loop of our lives though photos and videos has become an essential activity for most.

And it doesn’t matter if you are travelling, celebrating a special occasion or just appreciating day-to-day life, when you take that perfect photo you are going to need the perfect caption or quote before you share it. Which is why we started Routinely Shares, providing comprehensive lists of quotes and captions to cover every occasion, adventure or loved one.

With extensive experience as a travel writer, social media specialist and grant writer, I have made it my mission to curate the best and easiest to use lists for your next post.

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